Thread 514188146

Why don't zoomers like alcohol?

>>514188146 (OP)
because weed is better in every single way

>>514188146 (OP)
It costs money, and is fleeting in terms of enjoyment
I am not a zoomer, but I can relate

>>514188146 (OP)
Ever notice "toad people"? They got those skinny arms and legs, but a round torso. They also have round heads and their eyes bulge out. They're basically people turning into toads because of alcohol.

>>514188186
your weed was buried in a nigger's sweaty crotch after being transported across the border in a honduran's hairy ass

>>514188146 (OP)
Expensive as fuck, especially in Australia where there's like a 500% tax, and most of it tastes bad.
>mfw actually tried this and it wasn't bad
Generally all alcoholic drinks need more sugar and flavour to be enjoyable in my opinion or maybe I'm not depressed enough to properly appreciate it.
T. Zoomie

>>514188146 (OP)
Too expensive.
Also, streets aren't safe with rising nigger levels

>>514188146 (OP)
>Why don't zoomers like alcohol?
Buncha slack jawed faggots is why.

>>514188146 (OP)
It’s for faggots and turns you trans

>>514188487
What is this the 70s? There's like 20 fucking weed farms in my city of 30,000 people.

>>514188146 (OP)
alcohol is a shit tier drug, hangovers suck, bars and clubs all went to shit socially and upcharge a fuck ton

>>514188487
Weed is legal in all blue states

>>514188146 (OP)
Probably because it's too damn expensive now

>>514188146 (OP)
because absolutely EVEYRONE will record you doing/saying shit that will ruin your entire life.

back in the day girls would get drunk at house parties and take their clothes off, do whore shit, whatever. guys would fight, say racist shit, who gave a fuck?

now everyone will record that and put it online and your life is literally ruined. zoomers understand this. they will never understand that people used to do things spontenously BECAUSE no one would ever know.

girls really would just randomly flash you and shit. like cars driving down the road.

>>514188186
Based, the fat fucking tubs of lard on pol known as milliniggers will seethe and cope, that a generation would rather get cosmic enlightenment than kill all their brain cells to dumb themselves down enough to be a monkey-brained social retard at a function.

>>514188146 (OP)
cameras and RULES RULES RULES and non whites making everything dangerous

>>514188186
I only got back into dudeweeding to drink less. All it does is help me not drink on weeknights. On the weekend I do both at the same now. It doesn't even limit the amount I drink when I do, I drink the same amount, just also high.

>>514188186
>>514189013
>>514189050
>Weed
Lol fag drug for retarded beatniks

>>514188146 (OP)
Because alcohol is retarded and zoomers are smarter and wiser than boomers in basically every way and thus their behavior necessarily deviates from boomer behavior.

Alcohol is associated with most crimes.
Alcohol is terrible for your health.
Alcohol is expensive.
Alcohol only serves to lubricate shallow "social" connections. Good luck forming deep bonds with a drunk.

Zoomers conduct themselves more responsibly than boomers.
Zoomers live healthier lives than boomers.
Zoomers are more financially literate than boomers.
Zoomers seek out and build real friendships and relationships more than boomers.

Thus zoomers drink less than boomers.

Alcoholic beverage companies, especially the large corporations, are just legalized drug dealers preying on the population.

>>514188479
Yes, froglets are very real.
Arms and legs - atrophied
Belly - bloated
Head - balding

>>514189050
New Hampshire isn't a blue state anymore?

>>514188146 (OP)
I'm a millennial and alcohol has made a fucking mess of my life.

>>514188186
Developing schizophrenia and becoming a retarded bruh-fag is better?

>>514188146 (OP)
Alcohol tastes like shit

>>514189570
It’s not legal there?

>>514188146 (OP)
I’m a zoomer and I don’t think this is really true but I don’t go out much but I always see people my age drinking. I don’t really though.

>>514189643
so do cigarettes until you're addicted to the fucking things

>>514189634
this fucking cope again, dude weed induced schizophrenia is basically statistically insignificant next to the rates of ARBD.

>>514188146 (OP)
Gen z are all in their 20s now whats the new young generation getting up to?

>>514188146 (OP)
He's right. Drinking is entirely a social activity at that age. Zoomers' idea of a wild Saturday is sitting on a Discord call and maybe talking about the possibility of texting a girl one day.

>>514188146 (OP)
They saw what it did to Millenials

>>514189714
Good thing I'm not retarded and avoid that too

>>514189145
True same with mooning their asses girls never do that any more

Much of my family has suffered because of alcoholism. I still drink socially at events and on occasions but I only drink beer and I'm not drinking to get wasted like I did when I was a teenager. I am 42 years old and drank more booze before the age of 21 than I have since. I grow and smoke cannabis. Super cheap and easy to produce and smoking doesn't fuck up my day or keep me from driving (yes I drive high constantly and have never been in a car accident and haven't gotten a ticket in over 10 years).

>>514188675
umeshu isn’t wine

>>514189634
I know three people personally who have died of alcohol poisoning before the age of 35. Dead. How many potheads do you know have gone completely schizo and had to be committed?

>>514188146 (OP)
I'm no zoomer, but alcohol is a neurotoxin that damages your DNA. If you know this and still drink it willingly you are undoubtedly retarded.
Everything you heard about "a glass of wine a day is good for you" is absolute bullshit. There is no safe amount or even beneficial amount to consume a neurotoxin.
Started drinking at 17 and stopped at 19 when I learned about the irreversible damage alcohol has on your body.
I am 32 today.

Weed's more fun and sustainable. Plus I think they realized early that the "main character in a movie" feeling you get when you're drunk is fake and gay.

More for me

>>514189751
yeah but they're mad into the ket and coke too, that shit fucks you up.

>>514189437
according to your fagflag you would absolutely love to toke on some bush weed

>>514190035
>Plus I think they realized early that the "main character in a movie" feeling you get when you're drunk is fake and gay.
I think you're really onto something here, because zoomer culture is so self-conscious
you have to constantly be on guard because 24/7 you're at risk of being caught on camera and going viral, for anything stupid
and god forbid you do something....CRINGE...

makes sense they're shit-scared of anything that lowers their inhibition, especially in a social setting
I'm sure the older ones here had plenty of moments in their drinking youth that would...not have been good...had they gone viral on social media

>>514188146 (OP)
Because intelligent people stopped breeding like 50 years ago. And children of dumfucks can't handle their booze.

>>514188146 (OP)
alcohol lowers social inhibition and zoomers don’t have any social skills, so we’ve ended up with an entire generation of lightweight, emo soft cocks that can only communicate via smart phones.

>>514188146 (OP)
Cuz they don't have Boomer parents giving them sips of beer and spirits at the family bbq

>>514188146 (OP)
87 millenial here. I don't drink because I was raised around drunks and hated who I was when I drank. In the past 10 years I've had maybe 3 drinks. I don't need it and feel bad for faggots who depend on it.

>>514189145
These younger generations miss out on everything lmfao. To be young and see naked drunk whores again good times

>>514188487
>Isn't organically growing his own cannabis at home.
Skill issue.
I absolutely love love love liquor, if I could be permanently drunk sans calories and hangover I would without hesitation. I've only know one guy who had the same drinking spirit in them and he's dead. Its pretty fucking evil to push alcohol onto people who aren't already addicted. I rank alcohol on par with opiates for fun but way way higher in damage to your body and life.

>>514189803
>i lack the ability to self moderate because i’m a retarded zoomer with no self control
>gOoD tHiNg iM nOt rEtArDeD HaHAAa

>>514189526
Get a load of this faggot lmao

>>514188146 (OP)
Going on vacation and drinking at a hotel bar. It's a comfy feel as an adult.

>>514190215
you’d think kids intrinsically obsessed with “going viral” and being popular online would be more amenable to drinking and socialising. Spoiler alert, zoom zooms: we had video cameras and social reputation to worry about back in ye’ ok’ days, but we weren’t complete fucking retards and we’re able to unwind without making fools of ourselves. That said, don’t know what I expected from a generation of cunts that film themselves dancing and being retards online. Self-fulfilling prophecy lol. Lmao, even

Zoomers are wake up on the daily and hit blinkers on they dab pen before chugging a celcius and doomscrolling for 12 hours. I know, I married one. If they do want to cut loose and relax a bit it's xans or fent.

>>514189050
Almost all of them still have retarded laws and high taxes.
It's up to a felony to grow one to more than twelve plants in many states.

>>514188146 (OP)
They have incredibly easy access to weed and alcohol kind of sucks.

It’s not that they don’t drink, they just aren’t getting wasted every day like a degenerate.
They are getting high like distinguished gentlemen.

>>514188146 (OP)
Alcohol in the long run fucks your mind and body. Its a poison that will eventually lead to the consumers demise. I would suggest that you stick to smoking marijuana instead.

>>514188146 (OP)
they haven’t realized yet how awesome it is to drink alone until you fall asleep for the rest of your life

>>514188146 (OP)
idk but there were only like two kids my own age within ten miles of me, and at school no one was allowed to talk ever. I think that's why socializing got fucked up.

>>514188487
Imagine the nigger that can fit a hydroponics setup in their ass.

>>514190430
Not going to lie even though I don’t drink anymore my love for alcohol hasn’t gone away. I made frens, enemies, and memories, but my health is my priority.

>>514191272
I’ve kicked the habit down to a couple weekends a month but my dual love for cocaine turns those weekends into wasteful blurs. 36 and nearing the end of it. Least I kept it in control but damn feels like I got hit by a train some Mondays gotta stop before the early grave as well

>>514190686
Living the cyberpunk lifestyle. It's pretty lame.

>>514188146 (OP)
Drinking alcohol and partying is low iq and degenerate. Young people should not be sneaking out, they should be either studying and working.

Alcohol consumption must end among all other intoxication related degeneracy. Low iq bufffoons partying to some idiotic music in a club.. pathetic. We need more intellectuals in this world, not a bunch of subhuman drunkards.

>>514188186
When I was young I loved weed and psychedelics and hated alcohol.
Now I hate weed and psychedelics and love alcohol.
funny how things change.
Alcohol sucks if you overdo it. Stick to beer or red wine, avoid liquor. Never drink to excess.

>>514192965
wine is literally the drug of choice of kings, warriors, and artists throughout history.

>>514188146 (OP)
Drinking is expensive and makes you feel shitty after.

>>514188186
Can they afford weed and for how long?

>>514188146 (OP)
I'm gen X and don't drink. Some mixed drinks are nice at at a party, but only inbred rednecks drink beer. Even that faggot IPA shit that the "Educated" fat rednecks make. It's all poor people swill.

Zoomers are more into pills

>>514188146 (OP)
>That beer will be 8$ please

>>514188146 (OP)
maybe that's a good thing

When I was 13 I was skating by this pizza place near my house and these two 9th grade skater girls who were drinking Mickeys 40s behind the place spotted me and called me over. The hotter one came up laughing and gave me a hug then french kissed me with her drunken beer mouth. It was awesome. They asked me to hang out and get drunk and I just said no thanks and rode away like a complete retard. Late 90s and it still bothers me. I hate my life and the decisions I've made lol

The jew fears the indoor chicken fermenter

Because they don't do shit. They don't drink, they don't fuck, they don't socialize. They're just doomscrolling and watching porn all day

>>514188146 (OP)
alcohol is bad so that's a good thing, and you can see the results, the noooticing is high when the alcohol is low
plus they got weed and vapes

Disgusting estrogenic jew juice. They’re having caffeine and chewing tobacco instead which is based as fuck

>>514188186
Weed isnt really as social as alcohol when meeting new people. Alcohol isnt something that stays in your system for 30 days, thats important if you have a job that tests for drugs like most trades.

>>514190447
I hope your brain is absolutely rotted by drug abuse because the alternative is that you were just born retarded.

If you don't drink, you're a fag.
Simple as.

>>514188146 (OP)
>Why don't zoomers like alcohol?
The same reason they drink less milk.

I think this is concealing a bigger issue that no one is going to bars or clubs as much anymore. I don't see liquor stores in my area going out of business

>>514190447
Please explain to the class what smoking moderately means

>>514188146 (OP)
i dont blame anyone for not drinking alcohol. a 5th a day habit was miserable, best to just not have one. save your liver from being pickled, you'll feel better for it when you're older

>>514194016
You only feel shitty if you don't pair it with food. Something salty and full of fat and protein. For me it's cheese and prosciutto

>>514188487
>subhuman redneck in a red state where a fucking plant is still illegal after 90 years
LMAO

>>514188146 (OP)
>I was drinking and hanging with and...
AND FUCKING, HE WAS DOING A WHOLE LOT OF FUCKING WITH THOSE DRUNK GIRLS, YES, unless his cock wasn't working he was fucking a w hole lot of teen girls.
Why do people seem to leave that part out?

>>514188146 (OP)
it’s also being price gouged everywhere. why the fuck would i waste a minimum of €5 a pint when some ratfaced little shit can get me a months supply of weed for far cheaper? you’re more likely to become a homeless freak on drink than hard drugs now, it’s just that much cheaper. people are always going to want to get fucked up on something, especially now that high caffeine (permanently raised cortisol / stress hormone response) and bullshit work-life balance (near zero time or energy life, and thats by design) has been the norm for decades. caffeine is great but the way we use it in modern life, im surprised we dont see more people pass out in the street randomly with heart issues or be even more aggressive than they already are. we are all cortisol poisoned, no wonder anxiety and genuine mental health issues are on the rise.

>>514201854
>drunk AND fat
jesus

>>514188186
>tolerance dies after a year or 2 and now you need to attach a gas mask attached to a dab rig just to get a little buzz unless you want to go through another boring month of a tolerance break

>>514201940
fat, protein, and salt, yes. That's how you prevent a hangover.

>>514188146 (OP)
it's too expensive, and you have to go outside to get it and drink socially
the main vices for zoomers are gambling, doomscrolling, and sexting

>>514188146 (OP)
Next Monday marks me being sober for 100 days and moving into my new place after being homeless guy years from alcoholism

First thing in doing is going back to drinking a liter of vodka a day. Thx tax payers hehe

>>514202053
I just down a tall glass of water and electrolyte powder it does the job

>>514188479
You just discribed the phenotype of a slav

posts like this just show the extreme disconnect these retards have with the reality zoomers and alpha are growing up with
they cant afford this shit

>>514201962
just took a 40 day tolerance break for lent that was brutal, when i started smoking again i was tripping balls
now a 10 day tolerance break is easy, i recommend climbing mountains during the 'boring' part but you dont really have any so that sucks

>>514188146 (OP)
i can't afford it

>there is something wrong with kids these days because they are not degenerate alcoholics
this is a good one

>>514202316
Zoomers feed into it by pretending they are above alcohol when in reality they can't afford it and/or don't go to bars as much as past gens which is fine I don't fault them but stop attempting to sell it as a noble act

>>514188146 (OP)
I like getting drunk. The taste however is awful.
I don't know what copium people take to convince themselves some extremely bitter liquid that smells like chemicals taste good.

>>514188186
Based
FPBP & /thread

>>514203159
Thats why you mix it with stuff.

>>514189526
Hey receding hairline sperg
>tl;dr

U ever heard of home brewery kits?
Fag generation never heard of DIY, therefore never makes something because hes not done something for his own wellbeing before

>>514188479
Fetal alcohol syndrome. Froglets never had a chance

>>514188146 (OP)
I am not a zoomer but I cheer them on when it comes to that one. The bottle jew is not your friend and it will trick you. So they are in the right for that one. Plus what is even the point of going to a bar when the blue badge commies just mark people tired with glow-in-the-dark chalk so they can cash in on them later. On top of that no one likes to talk about how most people who drink are usually slobs with bad hygiene.

>>514188186
I never tried weed but when I used to move furniture we had our sober guys, drinkers and pot smokers and the drunks were always getting beat up in fights, we were always coming to bail them out of jail and on and on. With the pot guys, they would get some food or order a pizza or whatever, smoke that stuff, lay down and go to bed and they never bothered anyone. None of them ever was a no-call-no-show like most of the drunks were constantly.

>>514188146 (OP)
There isn't one silver bullet answer
>socializing
it's nigh impossible for zoomers to get drunk before 21 compared to us, they're under constant surveillance and penalties are harsher, and they don't do most of the activities we used to get drunk at.
>cost
The liquor store is probably cheaper than it's ever been, at least where I'm at, but clubs and bars are more expensive than ever and that's where most drinking occurs.
>women
women abused the "buy me a drink" strategy to the point where men no longer do it, or at least not in enough numbers to sustain the old nightclub model

>>514203611
It's a false positive. It probably correlates with zoomers staying inside more and not going outside

>>514203312
>U instead of you
Faggot and retard

>>514203611
Zoomers aren't really consciously avoiding alcohol, they just don't do any of the stuff that is usually paired with it. They're also the first generation in recorded history where the girls drink substantially more than the guys, mostly because women get free shit everywhere they go, nightclubs included. If there were legions of people buying zoomer guys free drinks at bars they'd be liquored up at the same rate as prior generations.

>>514188146 (OP)
At least here in the U.S.
>Get angry about rates of (non nigger) youth delinquency.
>Create harsher penalties for things that before, youths would have gotten slaps on the wrist for or just told to fuck off.
>Create penalties for things that weren't penalties, and give the police more powers (and people less rights).
>Discourage places youths can hang out, usually through harsher legislation (boomers had numerous dance halls and even clubs where under 21 had to have wristbands so they didn't drink, but were still allowed in)
>Propagandize people about youths staying out and parents not knowing where they are.
>Bring criminal penalties in for schoolyard fights, and scare tactic them with social concepts that discourage dating, relationships, and sex.
>Then, when all of these efforts have bared their fruit, bitch about youths not going out, being social, forming relationships, and doing things "like they did in our day", and instead want to isolate and play video games or fuck around on the internet on their phones.
>Now, start going after the video games and internet as a problem, refusing to acknowledge why they became a "problem" in the first place, so you don't rectify the first sets of problems created.
I can't even be mad at the kids, they didn't ask for this, and neither did we; it was the retardation of people before all of us.

>>514190447
>able to self moderate
>continually consumes literal poison out of nothing but degenerate habit
kill yourself boomer

>>514200994
>dont drink
smart
>dont fuck
who needs it anymore, it's literally the most basic thing humans can do and anyone can do it. You aren't superior for sticking your wee wee in her hoo haw
>dont socialize
good, who needs to do this shit anyways. You're all faggots
>watching porn all day
maybe once or twice a day

>>514188146 (OP)
Its true they dont socialize as much
Society raised on phones
how many people you know on the internet only
at the same time
Im gen Z and i dont mind a drink with friends
and i know gen z that like to party
its just that its an especially self concious generation

>who needs socializing
>who needs fucking
>just need porn and vidya all day

REEEEE why is muh society collapsing

>>514189634
So alcohol?

>>514201962
This ruins my life
>older long term heavy weedhead. Smoked nonstop for multiple decades.
>tolerance so high I can't get baked at all since forever
>take a 2 month tolerance break to pass a drug test
>smoke weed the weekend after
>get high again for the first time in forever
>have an amazing time, like rekindling a joy in life.
>after a single weekend back on weed my tolerance is already impenetrable and I'm incapable of getting high again.
It's the worst. I don't want to only smoke weed once per month but that seems like the only way to be able to get high at all for me

>>514188146 (OP)
Brainlets with hottakes on twitter never mention the economic aspect, how very strange & convenient

>>514188146 (OP)
Because there's hardly any third places. And the remaining ones charge a fuckton of money and most women have branded 80% of men as creeps, losers, and ugly

>>514207524
because why should I give a fuck i do well for myself, why the fuck should i care about other people. Especially whole societies? kek
I will continue working from home, not socalizing, getting stoned on the weed and jacking off to porn. Avoiding relationships in all forms including dating and friends.
Watch me care. I only give a shit about how much money I make annually.

>>514188857
Nah, alcohol is degenerate. The rejection of the alcohol culture really began with Millennials and is being further championed by Zoomers. Your shitty Gen X party culture is going to die with you, old man.

>>514207524
Society decided that I, as a straight white man with good morals, am not to be given a job, a university education, respect, an affordable house, a virgin wife, or anything.
Fuck society, let it crash