Thread 514189818

Scientists have spotted an object that is the size of a spacecraft and is making unusual movements around Jupiter that defy gravitational pull.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/astronomers-detect-spacecraft-sized-object-near-jupiter/ar-AA1LjK4Q?

>>514189818 (OP)
Swamp gas

>>514189818 (OP)
Shut up nigger

>>514189873
>>514189916
this time something is actually happening. its not just some dumbass asteroid.

at the very least this is breaking some of our understanding of physics

>>514189818 (OP)
Maybe scientists just don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about? Do they ever admit that? If I see something flicking around in space I wisely say, what the fuck was that - I don’t know (unless it’s obviously a comet or something)…a “scientist” begins a rigorous process of pretending to know, pretending there are a bunch of “rules” that always have to be followed and then pretend that their instruments and theories aren’t often wrong and cause these “anomalies” in the first place. Isn’t anyone else bored of “science”? Stop pointing at things in the sky and calling it science. You don’t know shit.

>>514189969
It's literally just flying around in our solar system and not following the gravity of an object in space at all

>>514189818 (OP)
But does it have the Epstein files?

>>514189966
Uhhh
Weather balloons then

Chinese lantern

>>514189818 (OP)
HOLY SHIT THEY JUST LANDED

>>514189966
Nothing ever happens

>>514190345
Imagine being a bunch of young drunk ayys and crash landing in India
That would be movie worthy

>>514189818 (OP)
>the size of a space craft
and how big would that be?

>>514189818 (OP)
The article literally says nothing about what you claim it did.

Guys...
Someone find the post of the dude a few years back who claimed they had found a derelict space station next to Jupiter.

>>514190641
Oh i remember that post
…lense flare! Nothing to worry about kiddo

>>514190699
I hadn't thought about it in awhile, thread brought it all back. Hopefully someone can dig it up or has screens.

>>514189818 (OP)
Ganymede

christ we really are living in the end times

the powers that be have had decades to establish outposts in space hmm

bumb
Still waiting on
>>514190641

>>514192114
I already posted it here >>514190850

>>514192159
Not the same one. This other guy had nothing about geopolitics in his posts. It was about a signal coming from "behind Jupiter". I appreciate you posting what you did, but it's not the one I was referencing.

>Oumuamua
fitting as I'm wearing this hawaii t-shirt.
carry on

>>514192304
I think you just didn't read it all or don't remember correctly. That is the original post about the ganymede space ship, and yes, it does emit a radio signal when it alines with Antarctica.

>>514190134
Sure it is. I hear this shit every day.

>>514189818 (OP)
>Scientists have spotted an object that is the size of a spacecraft and is making unusual movements around Jupiter that defy gravitational pull.
Once they see the depravity and genocide that we allow to take place in this world they'll vaporize us like ants.

>>514190475
>Imagine being a bunch of young drunk ayys and crash landing in India
They'd be getting butt fugged and shat on

>>514189818 (OP)
Is this the mainstream meteor Paul Joseph Watson has been warning us of for years?

>>514189818 (OP)
what the fuck does "spacecraft-sized object" mean

>>514190345
Send these God damned grey space rock pickers back.

>>514189818 (OP)
How did your mom make it to space?

>>514192813
Bigger than a breadbox
Smaller than Pluto

>>514189818 (OP)
Where is the Epstein list?

>>514193348
>Where is the Epstein list?
In Drumpf's pocket

>>514192528
I read all of it and no, this isn't the post. In the OP, I believe it was just a picture of Jupiter and the post contained a little bit of technical data.

>>514190475
The only movie worthy is getting stretched by fucking mandingo weak genetic specimen. Need drink that black sperm off boyfriend to keep you strong!

>>514189818 (OP)
>Scientists
kek

>>514193348
Flying around Jupiter apparently

>draw it as a very enlongated rock goy

Look its just a rock goyim

> it accelarates itself when it has already passed earth

Dont think about it goyim.

>>514193773
What a jovial fellow, definitely nothing to worry about

>>514189818 (OP)

They keep trying to start excitement/hysteria about aliens but nobody is interested.

>>514190475
This is basically the plot of District 9, except in South Africa, a comparable shithole. They even had to set it back in an alternate 1980s, so as to give the plot any semblance of believability.

>>514189818 (OP)
>Near Jupiter
Ganymede space station is activated you say?>>514190850
>Duplicate file exists here

>>514192528
No he's right, there's a different post about Jupiter, can't find it

>>514193619
Gay

>>514193840
. If got off their ship and starting destroying it would be interesting.

>>514189818 (OP)
>https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/astronomers-detect-spacecraft-sized-object-near-jupiter/ar-AA1LjK4Q?
AI sloppa. Neck yourself for this shit.

>>514194074
I remember that.

So what that 'starship' that's coming in are some skeleton crew workers to see what can be done with that old abandonned space station in the butt fuck corner of the galaxy, and then they see that we're here.

>>514189818 (OP)
If my numbers repeat, then it's happening.

>>514194623
that AI slop index finger, though

>>514194969
thoth get

>>514194623
I don't think they're all connected but it does look like we've attracted somebody's attention

>>514189818 (OP)
>MORE BLUE BEANS
Lumao

>>514194623
Also I have the original posted by Dale in 2021, wich by the way is fake too. if you want the real deal you have to look me up you know where, where the kiwis can fly, I go by Octavius.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/344583245/#344586519

>>514194969
Oh yeah? It's fake and gay.

>>514195532
sorry about the memeflag, I was shitposting somewhere else.

Holy fucking shit it's real. I just saw an alien in my backyard and I was like "bro what the fuck, are you an alien!?"

he was like "yeah bro lmao, sorry im in your backyard and shit but my space dog needed to take a shit and we had to park the saucer otherwise he might shit on the ship"

I was like "that's cool I guess just pick up your dog shit when you leave"

I went back inside to get my phone to take a snap but when i came back he was gone and a glowing circle flew off towards mars from the sky. I was excited about it until I saw that this fuck didnt pick up his dogs shit and now I had green goo dog shit all over my back yard.

Anon youre a fucking faggot lol

>>514192362
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>>514189969
I'm with the Shireling on this one.

sorry bros it’s just my drone and it flew into orbit by accident. i was trying to get tit pics from my hot neighbor

>>514189818 (OP)
NO ONE IS GOING TO SAVE YOU SUBHUMAN AMERIMUTTS

>>514196189
shitty ass code

who are you trying to impress

>>514196715
works on my machine

>>514190345
https://youtu.be/j4i6zDkrx1s

>>514189818 (OP)
finally my catgirl galactacart order is here

>>514190850
What if this is a classic decametric (10–40 MHz) auroral radio driven by electrons surfing Jupiter’s magnetic field via a process called cyclotron maser instability—the same physics behind Jupiter–Io radio storms we’ve known about for decades.

aliens dont exist

>>514189818 (OP)
ringmakers of saturn by NASA engineer Norman Bergrun is a very interesting book

>>514189818 (OP)
this article reads like AI generated bullshit and you should feel bad for posting it

>>514189818 (OP)
Chinese secret Jupiter probe

>>514198501
whoa check out my UserID, that's a cool one. maybe the AI is telling me to gtfo the USA and go to europe for a while.

maybe the balkans, croatia and montenegro seem nice. or portugal, spain, greece...meds know how to live the good life.

I hope it's aliens and that they obliterate earth. Good riddance. Fuck you faggots.

>>514189966
We'll be fine

>>514189818 (OP)
>the size of a spacecraft

>>514189818 (OP)
JUST LIKE IN MY BLUE BEANS

>>514198501
>the year is 3126
>you can take a photo of ants on a grape
>from a satellite
>in orbit around mars
>alien evidence standard resolution remains at 120p with the aliens in question being 0.002% of the pixels

>>514189818 (OP)
>msn.com
lol
>>514190475
>they do bollywood dances, start praising them
>aliens kill them
>they praise them harder (historical precedent backs this up)
kino

>>514199639
if you take the Mahabharata at face value, it's ayys going all Colonel Kurz in India, meddling into a tribal war and finally wiping each other out with nukes or some shit
>The corpses were so burned as to be unrecognizable. Their hair and nails fell out, pottery broke without any apparent cause, and the birds turned white.

>>514199167
Aliens are blurry.

>>514189818 (OP)
I read an article on MSN from the "morning review" the other day that was just completely fake as fuck. I don't remember what it was but it was actually just, 100 percent made up jeet nonsense. I know reddit troons love saying "misinformation" etc, that was actually the first article I think I've ever read that was just 100 percent made up. Nothing in it was based in reality at all.

>>514189818 (OP)
>>514199980
>>514198550

Smith - Mundt Act Americans discussing if the government approved Mockingbird propaganda used to distract them is typed by pajeet DEI hires or AI generated

The absolute State of Hylics these days. LMAO