Thread 514200014

All Brazilians can do this. 0 Indians can do this.

This is why there are no jeets in Brazil.

>>514200014 (OP)
7-0

>>514200014 (OP)
>1 min bikini ball dribbling challenge to cross the border

My God....that's genius!!!!

>>514200210
7:1

>>514200014 (OP)
You mean not step in beach poo? Or do you mean going to a secluded area without getting raped?

does she have a dick?

>>514200272
the hot summer of '14 feels like yesterday

>>514200014 (OP)
WTF, it's true. The Japs even dabbed on the poojeets on their home turf.

LMAO

>>514200014 (OP)
That woman probably would have been a scientist or doctor if not for that soccer ball. She now lives under two pieces of corrugated iron.

>>514200518
of course, she's brapzilian

>>514200014 (OP)
ball tricks dont get you goals
7:1 proved it

>>514200014 (OP)
Leg eye coordination.

>>514200014 (OP)
hackysack toddler version

>>514200014 (OP)
Is it true Brazil has really hot trannies? Cause I’ve been considering visiting but that might push me over the edge

>>514200559
Ranjesh looks satisfied

>>514200014 (OP)
Indian national here, what are you talking about? We have the best players in cricket who won most of the world championship trophies lol. You jungle monkeys float a ball in air and call it a sport? We are way beyond football.

>>514200959
best in the world

>>514200818
>>514200272
Actually, the real ratio is 54:1. That's how much you're winning.

Gut gemacht!

>>514201186
brapzil is brown so what difference does it make lol

>>514201078
>cricket
Nobody cares you head bobbing abomination.

>>514200272
TVRKISH BVLL subduing jungle monkey, circa 2014, colorized

>>514201248
brazillian dont smell like sewage and eat shit

>>514201350
yes they do. unless they are from the Whites only communities, you can never distinguish a brapzilian from arabs and pajeets

>>514200014 (OP)
that's probably a volleyball or some kind of trick ball

>>514200014 (OP)
Cool monkey tricks.
You should check out negros on bicycles tho. A whole new level of negromancy

>>514200683
>Prostitute or drug mule*
FTFY

>>514201465
i never saw a clip of brazillian eating cow shit on the dirt road or bath in shit

>>514201786
you can take a plane to brapzil and see it for yourself irl

>>514201588
Doesn't make it any more easier no matter what kind of ball it is. Anyway, its a football tho

>>514200014 (OP)
Brazil is literally like 20% jeet though?
Just thoroughly mutted in.
We know because back then we actually did import jeet workers, rather than this lame shit you try to blame on us.

>>514200272
this was like loosing to faroe islands

>>514202425
nah the jeets are contained in Suriname

>>514200014 (OP)
This happens because we force everybody who immigrate here to assimilate with the local culture and religion. For exemple, we have one of the biggest arab populations in the world yet we barely have mosques or muslims because we forced them to convert to christianity, that's why jeets don't come here.

>>514200272
i was going to poke and prod at you for holding on to past glories namely over this one infamous match that you won a decade ago but then i looked at world record victory records and you're one world cup away from tying it up with brazil at 5 so good on you kraut

>>514202990
world cup victory records*

>>514201078
Yeah righto sukdeep

>>514200014 (OP)
That's honestly pretty impressive.

>>514200518
If she doesn't she can have mine.

>>514201078
The fuck is cricket?

>>514200014 (OP)
We are superior at games which matters. Like Chess and Cricket.

>>514203251
Yo, any tips for meeting Indian women in Vienna?
I appreciate all input from Indians.

>>514200014 (OP)
I can do all that. But god do I hate football.

>>514200014 (OP)
Having lived in both countries I can assure you that Argentina is waay more football obsessed than Brazil.

>>514203220
Another sport stinky poos suck at

>>514200014 (OP)
wood

>>514202786
Brazil is a shithole full of crime

>>514200251
>>1 min bikini ball dribbling challenge to cross the border
if they look like that they can cross for free (as long as they will have sex with me)

>>514203093
Are these the 8 countries where anyone plays cricket?

>>514200014 (OP)
that is a female pro soccer player
op confirmed fake and gay

>>514203561
What ever became of Ronaldinho? I remember growing up he was well known and considered one of the best football players. Then he vanished.

>>514203251
>Be good at something
>This is the only thing that matters
Sure thing

>>514203328
Try ugly crying in front of her.

>>514203251
>india
>good at criggy
kek

>>514202786
arnt most the arabs christians from lebanon and palestine? they were christian before they got there....

>>514203328
Just don't be an indian man. They hate them

>>514203806
I do not think this is a good strategy.
What qualities do Indian women look for in non-Indian men?

>>514203766
You see, Cricket is a gentleman's game invented by the top tier anglos of the past where you play for multiple days strategizing and enduring long grueling hours while chess is invented by my fine ancestors where you have to strategize as well. Football on the other hand is a monkey's game where retards run behind a ball to put into a net. Nothing can be more pathetic than football.

>>514203885
>Just don't be an indian man
Doing pretty good on that front. Arabian and Black women do like me, but I have never gotten attention from Indian girls. But despite /pol/ memes, they are quite a rare sight here in Vienna. Some guys suggested Indian restaurants but idk.

>>514203849
In last two years, we won champions trophy, t20 and asia cup. That is champion level stuff.

>>514203328
public restroom maybe saar. If you eat beans and curry for 4 days and dont poop in that time, then go to the park and let out your shit in the middle of the field the indian women will find you.

>>514200014 (OP)
I live to serve Brazilian cock
>>514200959
Got addicted to them in London, they are true fuck machines. I spent all my money to worship their bodies and 10 inch dicks while they force fed me drugs turning me into a total chemslut.
GOD I MISS THIS.

>>514203733
>that is a female pro soccer player
She should dribble into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
I'll start caring about women's football when they've all been replaced by trannies and it has become technically the same as ordinary football.

>>514200014 (OP)
Brazilian culture is completely incompatible with Indians and they don't have the money to let a bunch of corporate boomers and jews destroy the economy for 2 quarters of line go up, hence no Indians.

>>514200014 (OP)
Jeets only go to successful first world countries they are like parasites

>>514203979
No, I dont think that works.

>>514204017
the worlds straightest polish man.

>>514203806
It's like girls everywhere man. Some like drama, some like chill men, some like silly jokes, some think they are immature. Universal cheatcode is to just be rich.

>>514204017
Didn't know plumbing made the sort of money you could spend on luxury whores.

>>514203251
both foreign and imported, where are your games?

>>514204201
Chess is Indian.

>>514204201
Kabaddi is fun. Look it up. Even Argentina is good at it

>>514203889
Well if you are good looking then that's halfway done. And be rich. And don't insult her family but don't bow down like a slave either.

>>514200014 (OP)
This girl is sexy and appealing unlike jeets who are disgusting vomit inducing subhumans...here in Italy they started to appear everywhere, i dont knkw how the fuck they got here in such massive numbers, and yeah they are all the same type of trash

>>514203251
?

>>514204245
is it? now thats something, i even heard about before that lol my memory sucks

>>514203756
my favorite player

>>514204256
heard about that before damn im dislexic today
kabaddi now thats new , we even play that shit lol wtf

>>514204363
You hurt my feelings faggatronni

>>514203766
I will give you chess, but who cares about cricket? I bet anyone could beat you if they cared about it

>>514203251
I will give you chess, but who cares about cricket? I bet anyone could beat you if they cared about it

>>514203892
Thank you for civilizing me oh great bhramin. You see, even football is too complex for my people. We prefer to play a game called stab the foreigner which requires a form of strategy, crude as it may be

>>514204760
Well damn Panderssenn, looks like you are losing to Illegal mujeets

>>514200014 (OP)
What else can Brazilians do?

>>514205077
what else do you need?

>>514200014 (OP)

Got to start them young

>>514200014 (OP)
What kind of useless fucking waste of time to bounce a ball up and down with your feet?
No wonder Brazil is such a pathetic economy, it’s full of brainless sportsball fans, even worse than here in the US

>>514205318
You used to have a choice to "reject" and "uproot"

>>514203756
He committed tax fraud and went broke.

>>514200014 (OP)
>All Brazilians can do this. 0 Indians can do this.
Not shit on the beach?

>>514204333
>And don't insult her family but don't bow down like a slave either.
Okay, thats a start to how it looks like in Reality, thanks.
I am actually mostly interested in where they congruate in my area, I always hope for a guy or gal that knows where typical meeting spots there are for the diaspora here in Vienna.

>>514200014 (OP)
No tail don't care.

>>514205578
lol

>>514205549
You see, sir it is currently forbidden to be mean to foreigners. But theres a new wind in the air

>>514205697
I'll believe it when i see it brother. There has been this change of wind lots of times. Right now everyone looks like it's taking the suicidal UK path in EU

>>514205914
Even my Indian co-workers say that there's an immigration problem in europe. My friends who previously were tolerant have now had enough. Same with my leftist mother. Its just the politics thats not got up to speed yet

>>514200014 (OP)
i wish i was dexterous and nimble enough to do that, but she probably already has a bf anyways.

>>514203093
>ICK trophies
The one place where India is world leader.

>>514200272
>>514202786
Most of the sandnigs that go there were Christians to begin with.

>>514205643
Would using the tail count as hand play foul tho?

>>514203561
Lol, just move out the favela. I live in a small town without any crime in the last 15 years.

>>514206963
It is virtually unheard of for tails to be involved in anything foul.

>>514201588
Stupid nigger

>>514200014 (OP)
Do you mean playing with a ball on a beach, or do an activity outdoors with out literal shit being involved?

>>514203889
Don’t have an Indian sized pp

>>514200014 (OP)
>there are no jeets in Brazil
is it true ?

>>514203892
> Nothing can be more pathetic than football.
Except jeet niggers.

>>514203093
what country is it that's number three?

>>514204496
Have you tried not being a nigger?

>>514200518
Hopefully.

>>514208899
Yes, there are zero jeets here. Our leaders creatwd and maintain a weak currency (jeet deterrent) + bizarre sex fuelled racemiixed society which is another deterrent for jeets as well. Here, women can be sluts as much as they want to and need to take bath every day. Jeet shit, if you are reading, know that I will personally make your life hell if you come here or cross with me. You will regret your days here.

>>514208899
The only places where you'll find no jeets are ones where they're completely forbidden from entering or killed on sight. So yes there are jeets here, they just don't do most of their crazy jeet shit.

>>514200014 (OP)
I also assume the vast majority of huemonkeys are potty trained.

>>514203756
He was literally arrested for illegally entering a country (probably for drug trafficking)

Nobody is going to brazil looking for work so no shit there isnt much imported labor there. It would be more likley that others import Brazilians for cheap labor

>>514203251
Khhhh

>>514201303
It has always seemed weird to me that Germans adopted our yobbo sport football and not out middle class ones like rugby and cricket. Germans would take to cricket culture amazing, its all laid back summer and beer and clean aethetics.

>>514208827
I dont have a problem bedding them. I have a problem actually finding them in Vienna lol.

>>514200272
>faggot is living in the past more than 10 years ago

>>514205400
Nude catwalks, like in Paris.

>>514201465
show flag you fucking subversive poo faggot

>>514201465
Overwhelming majority of brazilians shower twice a day and only scat fetishists eat feces!

>>514202425
The portuguese never brought indians to Brazil,they brought gypsies which tecnically have indian ancestry but not actual indians from India.
The dutch during their occupation of northern Brazil did not brought indians either, only european mercenaries, african slaves and iberian jews.
Brazil has a small Indian and Guianese diaspora but they make a negligible amount of the population. I've met 3 my entire life, 2 indians and a half-guianese brazilian.

>>514200453
You really shouldn't go in the water near cities in Brazil. It's usually contaminated with sewage. Even the beach next to Sugarloaf Mountain is unsafe due to fecal contamination.

>>514203251
Gukesh sucks is he even in the top 10? Some "champion". Can't play on instinct and has to calculate every move.

>>514210547
Most if not all of the sewage pipes in major beaches have been sealed up or deactivated. The real reason you shouldn't go to said beaches is because they are absolutely full of favela niggers yelling, listening to loud "music" and being niggers. That is not to mention the chance of getting your shit stolen if you don't have someone watching it.

>>514210547
What happens here?

>>514213159
Favela lookout

>>514201078
Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket

>>514200959
Faggot

>>514200014 (OP)
Why are the people in the background lagging in like 5 FPS?

>>514213159
gay sexo

>>514200014 (OP)
There’s nobody going to Brazil because its a shithole and Indians already live in one.

>>514203093
Didn't know Aussies love cricket so much. Good show, ol' boy.

>>514203328
This bot has been asking the same question for years.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/Indian%20women%20in%20Vienna/

Ball balancing is no big deal, there must be 100s of tiktoks of Indians doing it. But Indians can't play Football, and won't be able to play it ever. It's been proven now, as despite over a decade of having a Premiere League like local tournament called ISL, India still hasn't qualified for the Football World Cup. The plain fact is that there are very few people that match the average international footballer in height, athleticism and rib cage size which is required for the huffy puffy constant running.

The Chinese and Japanese are in almost the same boat, but just a bit better due to sophisticated training and discipline. Japan can win one or two rare matches but never the World Cup.

>>514216795
Is it unironically all about chest size?

>>514217213
Most likely, I've noticed we have smaller than average chest size/rib cage/breathing capacity. Ball-sense is not a problem, as we do quite well in Cricket with timing and shot direction, and also in Hockey. But Football just requires a lot of running.

Football is more of a physical game. Even feral niggers from Senegal can beat the best White team on a good day. Football is more about raw physical prowess than any other skill.

>there are no jeets in Brazil
you wish. pajeets are everywhere and will continue to pile up if they are not actively prevented and removed

>>514200014 (OP)
I've never played football

>>514200272
Damn bro. I still remember being on /sp/ for this.

football is a stupid sport

>>514221271
Sport is a stupid sport

>>514217612
You might be on to something

movement on the floor now babe
that's a turd of paradise
curry ice cream smile
i suppose it's very nice
with a train to your left and a flick to the right
you catch a reroll way out west
you reincarnate whiter
and you know that's for the best

her name is priya and she squats upon the sand
just like they do since olden times in hindoostan
and then you'll find she splashes water with her hand
you'll see a priya everywhere in every land

I hate soccer so much.

>>514200272
>>514200818

2-0 when it comes to world wars.
Never forget that, your shame is eternal and far greater than any ball game.

>>514203850
This.
There are 0 historical cases of muslims asimilating.
There are forced conversions or periods where they play along until they get power.

>>514200014 (OP)
Indians are too busy making money to learn useless skills.

>>514224279
Same. Gay as fuck and full of nogs

>>514202786
even the chinese assimilate. impossible to escape topicalization once you come to Brasil

>>514217612
>Even feral niggers from Senegal can beat the best White team on a good day.

Thats simply not true. They have edge in one position that requires a lot of running but you cant just have runners. One or 2 fast runners no tehnique poeple can pass in a team.

India sucks at sports because you are built for slow repetetive labor not for bursts of energy required by sports.
You are good in cricket because a bilion of you play it and its only played by few other countries.

Best attletes are sheperds/warriors from mountains. Worst are rice farmers from valleys. Its simple evolution.

>>514200014 (OP)
The average Brazilian woman is a pro futbol/soccer player
The average American woman doesn't even know how to make a peanut butter jelly sandwich

But can they do this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y-MB3vGh-2Q

Or this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZedUyB5u704

>>514200014 (OP)
BUNDA