Thread 514208100

Delete this.

>>514208100 (OP)
That's not it. I saw the original one.

That's Vladimir Putin.

Lies, here is the real picture

>>514208100 (OP)
That's not it. I too saw the original one.

>>514208100 (OP)
>it's extremely unsettling
guys i'm super scared rn

>>514208100 (OP)
thats definitely it. i took the original picture

>>514208100 (OP)
That's gman from half life you can't fool me.

>>514208100 (OP)
>turns out it's just rudolf hess

>>514208677
no, its thane krios from mass effect

>>514208388
RAPE IT

>>514208100 (OP)
That's just a photo of a Jew. Just like how the "men in black" are just rabbis.

>>514208100 (OP)
the original ay was posted on /g/ over a decade ago by a oneplus "owner"

>>514208443
>>514208507
describe it please

>>514208100 (OP)
Thats just a dude
>>514208388
This is a pajeet

>>514208100 (OP)
Bro blurred a picture of Thane from Mass Effect

>>514208100 (OP)
4chen aliens

>>514208388
>>514208688
>2 x 88s in a thread with only 20 replies
Hess confirmed.

>>514209055
The actual picture was better quality, not that shit, and had a tree to the right. Ayylmao head was shaped differently and ooked more yellow, eyes were smaller too.

>>514208100 (OP)
Wasn't the original supposed to be like a super high def photograph and have a tree in the background?

>>514208388
thats the fake one made of bread

Do you really want to know the truth about aliens?
I'm not kidding.

>>514211589
nah, fuck spaceniggers.
Kill all kikes.

>>514208100 (OP)
wesker

>>514209192
this. fucking this. I recognized him instantly lol I'm still mad about that fucking ending btw

>>514209192
>>514211642
laughed

>>514211468
I would run over this

>>514208100 (OP)
>Humanoid enough to pass
We kept trying to warn you faggots, but you wouldn't listen
THEY ARE ALREADY HERE!!

>>514208100 (OP)
That is not the original.

>>514214134
That's from stem cell transplants.

>>514208100 (OP)
This is a jew who hasn't had any child blood for a long time.

>>514208100 (OP)
Guacamole nigga penis

>>514208100 (OP)
Looks like your typical jew

>>514214134
Those are just demons

Ur all cursed now

>>514208388
why it's always greys? There aren't any single pic of reptiloids or insectoids

>>514208100 (OP)
Nigga wtf is this shit
Does he have to return some videotapes?

>>514208388
>Turns out...little monkey fella

>>514215224
>Those are just demons

No, it's some luminescent shit they got into their eyes at some point during the night

>>514208688
notice

Get it while you can before it's taken down.

>>514219747
Kek saved. Thanks anon

TODAY I will remind them

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jjASOwgi4Io
reminds me of this guys story about meeting an alien

>>514208100 (OP)
Missing the Joshua Tree = Not the real picture
Also, it should trigger an automatic physiological response that will make most people feel unwell and occasionally make them vomit
This photo has neither

>>514208388
based and ayylmao pilled

>>514221136
No way that thing is human.

>>514208100 (OP)
That's not the one.

>>514208479
Though this was Sam Hyde for a second.

>>514208100 (OP)
Nah I found the original

>>514218087
They could be coked out of their minds or it could be stem cell treatment. Possibly both.

>>514208388
imagine being some 90s era canook farmer out in the middle of winter and in the dead of night you stumble across this little freak, and it's gone without a trace when you wake up the next morning

>>514208388
nice ass

>>514209192
>no gay romance options with any of the aliens
It's not fair

>>514208467
It's clearly the ghost of Elliot Rodger

https://youtu.be/yuByvnybQo8?list=LL

I thought for the longest time the Santilli alien autopsy footage was debunked but now I'm on the fence again because of what this surgeon said about the consistent techniques of the operating surgeons and impossible level of detail the bodies exhibit.

https://youtu.be/bc2SG1WQka8?list=LL&t=2060

>>514222116
This one is real.

>>514222717
I don't even know what to make of it honestly.

>>514222116
i hate when they just teleport in like that, no respect for dimensional boundaries

>>514209055
It was really fake and gay. Once an anon identified the editing they nuked it. You can identify editing with MS Paint if you're smart. You can identify colors that aren't even capable of being captured on the camera used. All cameras convert certain colors to a "like" color thst is close enough. Cameras don't actually capture the picture. They arrange a digital painting.

>>514222705
is that alien vagina?

>>514223015
possibly.

>>514222780
She was on a video call with her friend and was alone in the house when that thing was caught on video behind her.
I've seen people try to say it was a ghost, but that's no ghost.
That's what these things can do, just walk into your home and take you and then disappear.

>>514209055
Here, I saved it to an airgapped laptop. I'm posting through 4 VPNs, here it is once and for all, pic related.

>>514223264
I know the story behind it but I cannot figure out what exactly it is and why the fuck it was there.

>>514223386
>what exactly it is
its an alien

>>514223386
I can't tell you what they are, just that they are real. And they target some people with more frequency. Again, no one knows why for certain.
They are capable of deception and do horrible things to people.

>>514208100 (OP)
>blurry photo of a guy with shades on
>extremely unsettling
we need TID and we need it now

>>514223721
I have another photo of a shades wearing ayy
this one was apparently taken from inside a craft

>>514223721
Yeah, it's reddit.
I know the 4chan mods love reddit and try very hard to make this place just like it, but it's a terrible place.

>>514208100 (OP)
It's obviously this picture of Putin, Photoshopped with the Liquify tool.

>>514223271
kek, posting and then deleted the image yourself is like using the NSFW option for the image on Twitter. Spoopy effect.

>>514223804
Thats Trent Reznor from a music video.

>>514208901
On quick glance at the thumbnail it looks like this little nigga is playing guitar LOL!!!

>>514208100 (OP)
That's from a video game

>>514224241
to me it looks more like trinity from the matrix

>>514215510
The kitten must meow.

>>514208100 (OP)
Eeeey fogged about it!

>>514208100 (OP)
have anyone seen the wird ill beaten up looking alien, its only most realistic one i have seen, very unnerving, everytime i encounter it there is some one to tell odd bs about the picture, last time it was said to be from x files episode and i can pretty sure say it wasent.

You do realize the whole story about the alien being posted on 4chan is a glownigger psyop, right?

>>514222228
>>514208100 (OP)
no i did

>>514208479
>>514222000
Steven Seagall still eating good in mother russia

>>514208100 (OP)
If accurate, looks like a hybrid

Looks like Palestinian

>>514221136
at least post the gif/webm
>i hate lizard people!

>>514221801
>>514221842
Is he masturbating?

>>514208100 (OP)
unsettling because it looks like it was made using a blotch filter and smearing tools in ps

>>514208100 (OP)
This bait is terrible. I'm not bumping that.

>>514208100 (OP)
Its not the original. I've seen the original.

>>514208388
the little buttocks lmao

>>514222962
Yeah how it just appears in the first few seconds. Very impolite

>>514213962
That would just make it angry enough to use its plasma electronic warfare deal on you

>>514218953
translate the chinese characters on chest tattoo'
The Chinese characters tattooed on the man's chest are 鹹 (xián) and 頁 (yè).
Translation and Meaning:
鹹 (xián): This character primarily means "salty" or "salted". It can also mean "all," "everyone," or "each," though less commonly in modern usage. In some contexts, it can also describe someone as "stingy" or "miserly".
頁 (yè): This character means "page" or "leaf," as in a page of a book. Historically, it was a pictographic character related to the head of a person and later adopted the meaning of "page".
Combined Interpretation:
While the individual characters translate to "salty" and "page," their combination on a tattoo is unusual and does not form a standard or easily interpretable phrase in Chinese. It's possible the choice of these characters was based on personal meaning unknown to external observers, a misunderstanding of their individual meanings, or an aesthetic preference for the characters themselves.

>>514227433
Looks like a cancerous testicle, lmao.

>>514208100 (OP)
I feel nauseous

>>514208388
Rip asgard bros.

>>514208901
This bitch's eyes are so uneven kek

0yy x0nro

>>514211468
"Whoa what year is this? My dad had a 88 just like this one! How many miles?"

>>514223912
Figures.

>>514217287
Weird innit

>>514223015
Cloaca

>>514222116
I had a "shadow person" like that who kept lurking in my bedroom doorway in my peripheral vision and then zipping sideways behind the frame when I moved my eyes to look directly toward it.
I calmly told it to fuck off and it actually did, to my surprise
Fuckin weirdos

>>514228508
are you speaking from experience? kek

>>514229051
I remember those reptilian shapeshifting videos that were all over youtube in the glory days

>>514229889
lucky bastard, I had to use holy water

>>514222988
Don’t tell them LENSES are really big

>>514215510
Because reptoids and bugs can fly their spaceships and not crash them. All the modern really advanced ufo are definitely not Grey's

>>514208100 (OP)
Tried to sharpen it a bit but it's too blurry to be useful.

>>514230278
>Because reptoids and bugs can fly their spaceships and not crash them
kek it's this, greys are just dumb biodrones

>>514230364
dale gribble if he ayy

>>514222520
Thane kills for his child, like sacrifices. Your parents at most MAYBE had sex in order to replace you.

Looks like Putin kek

>>514224383
Thats real dudes.

The existence of aliums and the governments covering up one of the most profound and important realities of life and the universe is absolutely the reason they should not be in power.
There is nothing they won’t lie about. Nothing they won’t coverup.
To keep us all in a prison. In life and death.

>>514222116
Freaky as fuck.
Looked like it was about to go for her then backed off and curious at what she was doing.

>>514230395
Honestly Grey's might not even be aliens at all they could be some other race of human that got enslaved a long time ago that the government uses them in suicide test in experimental aircraft isn't even far fetched at this point. Something about abduction stories always seems too local to me. Even the Tic Tac ufo seem to be at the very most aquatic or terrestrial vs like space aliens

>>514208100 (OP)
An ayy lmao thread on /pol/ where retards aren't saying aliens are a distraction from Epstein? Wonderful!

>>514229889
My daughter used to have them, and they'd hover by the end of her bed. I told her to invoke christ and tell em fuck on off to the house across the street. She finally tried it like a damn year after I told her how to get rid of it. She's not had a problem since.

She's lucky we didn't end up needing holy water and having to sage the whole house. She liked to play with Ouija boards. We moved, and I refused to let her bring another one of those or any occult boards in my new house. I swear shadow thing followed her here, and when she told it to fuck off it finally realized she didn't want it there. Those boards cause big trouble, in my opinion.

>>514231012
yes I agree

>>514223015
Trimmed coin slot pubic hair. doubt.png

Very soon in western countries. You will have a higher chance of meeting and marrying an alien virgin qt. 3.14 than you will a human one.

>tfw no pleaidian virgin waifu.

>>514230961
Oh, Mulder! c'mon, that's ridiculous.

>>514208479
ONE

>>514231266
that was one attractive woman back in the day

>>514208388
Hilariously, this one is the only one that has ever looked even somewhat legitimate. The muscle definition seems a bit too complex for a fake. I think people see the "goofy face" and just immediately think it's fake. There's a high chance that ayy's would look goofy to us and we look goofy to them.

Lol

So there I am, finally living the dream. I met this e-thot on Discord who said she'd let me hit me if I bought her a $300 hyper-specific makeup set by Rihanna on Amazon. She comes over, my room is lit by nothing but my RGB setup and the glow of 17 open tabs of Wikipedia articles about Mesopotamian irrigation. As she's sucking my dick she begins to twerk and the savoury aroma of her anus begins to fill the room, cutting through the stale scent of Mountain Dew Code Red and existential dread. I'm about to achieve a state of enlightenment that would make a Zen master weep, when a blinding blue light floods the room from my window. I shit you not, a fucking UFO beams her right off my dick. All that's left is her cat-ear headset and the profound, lingering scent of space-craft and unfulfilled potential. The aliens probably saved me from catching something, but now I have to explain the chargeback to my bank.

>>514222116
>ay
>ay
>ayy l
>ayy
>ay
>ayy lmao

>>514214134
Why would an alien make themselves a pajeet

Here is an artists rendering of the alien

>>514223804
Powerman 5000

>>514231327
>back in the day
She defeated The Wall

>>514224578
Ay ton'

>>514208100 (OP)
>>514208388
It’s fake and can a janny remove this thread please?

>>514231266
They are ridiculously arrogant and cocky about their ability to convince people they didn’t see what they saw.
And skeptics need to be beaten publicly.

I was there on march 13 1997 and saw the triangles up close and in restricted airspace as thousands of us did.
They are A-10 flares the governor told us straight faced on TV and they went immediately to shaming the most cooky UFO bros.

My friend who I was rollerblading with at the time is still alive and we saw one as big as a city block flying ~200’ flying maybe 25 miles an hour, above our heads and apartments just a few miles from PIA.
No way anything that large and completely silent, flying that slow could maintain flight.

The aliums literally gave me a flyby at one of the lowest points in my life on my birthday.
Don’t believe anything the government says. It is so deep and their crimes so severe they can never admit what they have done.
It is the cover up of all cover ups and they do it for one reason alone.
To maintain the enslaved of humanity.

There is no altruistic or noble reason behind any of it. None.
It is all a lie.
The race of giants, elves, atlantis, reptilians, ancient civilizations and forgotten races of beings.
And most importantly. God is absolutely real. It’s almost comical at this point anyone believes we are alone in this universe and that this all started when plankton decided on day they wanted to be a beautiful unicorn when some lightening hit a puddle of goo.

Also totally normal for apocalyptic scenes at the demonic Burning Man concert.

The armies of heaven have arrived and are awaiting orders from humanities chosen judges who live amongst them.

>>514231131
thats not a gaylien.
this thing is still lurking
go look for it :3

>>514209055
It was in front of a Joshua tree, as you get with the meme images. It had fully black eyes, no whites, and you could see the reflection in them. The alien had green and brown rough skin with small scales like a reptile. It gave me a visceral sensation, my instincts told me that it was true.

>>514208100 (OP)
Wesker?

I have no idea where this form first appeared but in around 1973 when I was 10 well before any similar depictions appeared in any media available to me till that time I dreamed I saw crafts entering and exiting the ocean and a big headed being with large black eyes giving me the OK sign. I am pretty certain this impression didn't come from anything I had ever seen before to create this image in my dream.

And it is not looking good.
All any of you can hope for is the chosen judges who are wealthy and or do not live in America still think we deserve a chance to play around in God’s laboratory with God’s guns and tools and toys.

Literally like giving a toddler 3 shots of whiskey and a live grenade right after you took his favorite blanky away.

>>514231396
Do you think someone who has the tech to travel ftl will be so easily captured by primitive beings? Real ayys will be laughing at us right now.

>>514231880
Wow. I never found her all that attractive. She might have gotten more attractive as she aged.

>>514208100 (OP)
You mean the one with this (pic related) cactus? I mean I've got it but it would just frag the board again, so why bother honestly, its just a biomechanical robot from outer space, possibly hivemind-esc or controlled by another race entirely as 'living' robots to do their job for them.

>>514231880
There was a slight mishap in 2006-2007 but she got through it like a champ.

i remember it and whats funny is i thought about saving it myself but i was like fuck it. it really got scrubbed. the last place i saw it was on some boxing forum ive tried looking it up again every now and then and its like gone for good. like i wonder if it just a mandela effect with something else but other annons know the pics that claim to be the right one know its wrong

>>514208901
legit spoopy ngl

>>514231880
she walled in 2004 and just covered it up really well

>>514211468
I wonder if they visit that they have advanced knowledge on what we look like, so they have already gotten used to the "alien" aspect of our looks. But we don't have advanced knowledge what they look like so they will spook the shit out of us lol.

>>514221842
Fake as fuck.

Any alien response unit would be fully equipped in hazmat gear due to possible alien pathogen contamination.

>>514222116
is that the crazy HR bitch?

>>514208100 (OP)
It’s monke

>>514208100 (OP)
A reddit user is the same thing as a fucking faggot

>>514235723
Only part of the image ever gets saved. People think it’s fake so they don’t save. I had to search the archives to find some of the original pixels.

>>514237009
this isnt the right one its interesting that the general scene is the same. was the creator, of your pic, trying to recreate what he saw or was it made to slide the original.
>>514237192
this isnt close. it only has one alien and was more like what was posted above

>>514226921
y'all ain't never seen a crackhead befo' ?

>>514235723
Same. I should have saved it like the one time the original was reposted after the board shut down.

Now I've seen so many recreations that I'm not sure I'd even recognize the original. I don't think it's a government cover up or a real ayy lmao or anything, but it is sorta funny how legendary a simple (high quality) alien image has become.

>>514227461
ayo that's the trans person from the aphex twin windowlicker music video

>>514238279
I think we would all recognize it. how its been so scrubbed is what makes me so interested

>>514208388
The probe goes in dry...

>>514208956
no jews allowed on this site, sorry

>>514235033
Is it really it tho? Post the complete one on mega drive or something

The only way to know if you have the real one is to catch a b& for posting it

>>514227461
Guy is just Jewish is all.