Thread 514210923

Labubu founder is in top 10 rich persons in the world at $26 billion. How is this even possible?

>>514210923 (OP)
women

>>514210923 (OP)
asia is taking over

it's joever

>>514210923 (OP)
Using social media for marketing and paying influencers and other people to orchestrate a fake popularity until those things actually became popular.

>>514210923 (OP)
many blond white girl fuck many japanese east asian men

>>514211217
so the same as harry potter

>>514210923 (OP)
Women.

>>514210923 (OP)
More like Pazuzu am i right?

>>514211217
Yeah, I think my popo creature is a lot more cute, do you think women willblike it? Im not women, so I don't know. Can we make it popular, frens?

>>514211140
these ugly things probably have a chink spy chip inside. we need to ban them

>>514210923 (OP)
Psyop

>>514211426
*yawn*
get new material

>>514210923 (OP)
>How is this even possible?
China has a wealthy middle class now, they can afford to buy lots and lots of pointless shit, just like the west many decades ago.

>>514210923 (OP)
What the fuck is this shit

>>514211652
It looks evil.

Not a fan of them. Look way too creepy.

>>514210923 (OP)
Dubai chocolate

>>514210923 (OP)
Beanie Babies were worth a lot when I was a kid. I suspect that this kind of shit will always have a market.

Women and retards.

>>514211140
The eldrich tie knot damn

>>514211140
Women

>>514210923 (OP)
I’d say BLACKPINK contribute a lot to this bullshit. I just did security for them here in Toronto. They sold out over 100,000 tickets in two nights. They’re fucking massive popular and they shill that toy like crazy during the concert.

>>514212162
Are you a Blink yourself?

>>514212224
Huh? The fuck you’re talking about Nager

>>514210923 (OP)
what the fuck is labubu, I literally only see it on /pol/

>>514212441
The fan name of Blackpink. I was a Latte, until Laboum disbanded.

>>514212502
You should get out more, I literally saw it at my local supermarket first, only then on /pol/ Now this shit is everywhere.

>>514212502
You gotta leave your commies block once in a while.

>>514212613
Yeah my local kwik trip has them... for $20+

>>514212502
A new customizable plushie trend for women oh also they are gacha since you don't know which one you are going to get from the box

>>514212573
No, they fucking suck. I met them just such ugly fucking Asian girls. They can’t sing they can’t dance and they have no asses fuck them and fuck you too for insinuating I like him.

>>514211140
>>514211217
You gotta admit chink are really good at business and marketing

>>514210923 (OP)
its the power of marketing

>>514210923 (OP)
They were advertising this overpriced junk on TikTok like they would toys to children and women bought them because other women were buying them and making videos.

>>514212776
Yeah, they’re fucking awesome almost 2,000,000,000 of them and they could only sell shit in their market. They don’t allow foreign shit in the market, but they want to sell shit all over the world. Wow, brilliant marketing. Fuck chunks.

>>514211413
yup

>>514212770
I'm sorry to hear that. They're one of the biggest acts ln the planet.

>>514211140
>Americans are retarded
more news at 8

>>514213012
Don’t give a shit I was face-to-face with them. They’re fucking gross especially Lisa she’s a fucking bitch.

>>514210923 (OP)
W*men

>>514212502
It's funkopops for soi-girls

>>514213076
>especially Lisa she’s a fucking bitch
It comes with the territory of the buisness. I'd be too starstruck if I was in the same room as Wony.

>>514213197
What kind of a high oestrogen fat fuck would get starstruck when he sees these people who look like little girls? Their fans are fucking losers. It was 100,000 people of a bunch of fucking freaks and probably average dick size of 2.2 inches. I’ve met literally thousands of superstars and they have been the least impressive superstars I’ve ever met in my life.

>>514212855
30% of the sales are outside China. And most of the sales in China are to resell them to dumb gweilos for a premium

>>514211425
>The Golice

>>514210923 (OP)
edgy furby

>>514213305
Perception is always reality in the entertainment industry.

>>514213448
What the fuck you talking about Nager? There’s like 15 other bands like BLACKPINK and they’re all fucking obnoxious. I did the stray cats too. They’re fucking ridiculous. These chink bastards.

>>514211810
>beanie babies

>>514210923 (OP)
Hot fucking damn I just bought one for my niece
It was $80 for a fucking keychain.
So given that’s like a 6000% mark up, the fact the are a public company, and growing
I can see a high valuation. But $25B+ is just financial fuckery

>>514213521
Could you imagine being the judge in this case. I would fucking execute them both.

>>514210923 (OP)
I never heard of these things until a few weeks ago when tim Dillon mentioned them. Now I hear about them almost everyday. So how do I get them and which ones do I get

>>514213521
And xcucks act like they're any different form millenials or zoomers

>>514213448
>be cute village girl
>go to pic related
>become aloof kpop star

>>514213617
Exactly. He’s a high ranking member of the CCP and his family is connected out of the fucking tits. This is some funny shit going on here and a fucking chink media pushes these fucking stories. If you made the money, my guess is selling weapon technology to Iran and Syria and countries like that.gvg2p0

>>514210923 (OP)
Whamen

>>514213503
I've been listening to k-pop for around 20 years and it's just gotten better and more accessible over time.

Let's sell Popo guys, I'll share profits and we can all get rich. Where do we start?

la bubu

>>514213793
I haven't made any real money with anons since the blogspot days.

>>514213638
(You) pic related

>>514210923 (OP)
i dont understand why women care about these things.. where does it even come from? how do women know about it but men are only just finding out?

bubu dudu


we've finaply figured out the female psych

>>514213869
Are you NOT on tiktok?

>>514213783
Don’t give a fuck. I meant most of them. They’re ugly as fuck. Fuck these flat faced flat ass bitches and fuck you and your mother too or most of them have a pimp by the way. They have some Jew handler who tells them exactly what to do and what to say. I seen their contract. They can’t literally say nothing without being approved by the slimy Jew

>>514213852
Yeah, my impression is everyone here is pretty poor, but maybe we can at least hype things up. After all,most memes and slur start here.

>>514210923 (OP)
ever wonder why so many advertisers are using social media nowadays ? this is why, stupid fucking retarded femoids flexing to each other with fucking useless plastic crap and this triggers something primal in their fucking low IQ female animal brains to no question WHY.
They just blindly consume like the fucking goy cattle the jews try to paint the rest of humanity as. Women need to be kept on a chain.
Women and their braindead retardation are the perfect fucking backdoor for jewish exploitation.

>>514210923 (OP)
isnt this like a russian figure or some shit
that the chink stole

RETVRN TO FVMO

>>514214031
Yep, this is 100% cheburashka with teeth and demonic smile.

>>514213921
no im not, but also that didnt answer the question

>>514213692
It will just keep happening so people wont ever forget.

>>514213941
>They can’t literally say nothing without being approved by the slimy Jew
Well, yeah? Its a controlled environment. You cant be having your employees going into buisness for themselves.

>>514213956
>After all,most memes and slur start here.
Indeed. Now we got reddit and tiktok for that.

>>514214149
I did answer it.

>>514212776
ive literally never heard about this shit

>>514210923 (OP)
I have no idea how this worked but tony of Jap shit didn't.
This is just a normal ass thing in Asia. South Korea, Japan, China ,Taiwan, Singapoure are filled with Labubu like shit since 30 years ago.
Even niche communities like Touhou have their own.
I have no idea how this shit hit the US so hard when there objectively better shit out there.

>>514211217
ive literally never heard about it

>>514213869
women are the overton window anon

>>514210923 (OP)
Damn that's some demonic looking shit.

>>514212776
I literally fail to see how the marketing for this is any different from any other gatcha or kuji figures that say Seniro makes or Snoopy or Peanuts or any countless others I've seen in my travels around asia.

This is literally just ブラインドボックス "Blind Box" Gatcha.

There like a 1000 of these for every thing from Monster Hunter to old 70s anime shows and mascots.

>>514210923 (OP)
just another beanie baby (the 1990s Labubu for the zoomies out there) phenomenon

>>514214724
All we're waiting for now Is the mcdonald's promotion.

>>514214708
I hate this shit too. Just pay the inflated price off ebay if you just want one specific one.

>>514213617
Why did you buy it? This is why women are the way they are, not enough men telling them "no, that's retarded, you retard".

>>514210923 (OP)
>How is this even possible?
here's a how-to, if you catch my drift

>>514211044
and children (the same)
fads influence every social construct and every idiot has to have the newest thing to fit in or miss out and have to browse 4chan the rest of their lives and be labeled a socially awkward autist

>>514214973
Yep mercari it later or ask on x/twitter if it's an event if someone wants to trade.

>>514215324
FOMOsexuals will always exist.

>>514211425
i ain't down wit no popo shit fuck you

>>514215549
Why you so evil why

>>514213617
Lol lmao, you can buy them for like 20-30$ a dozen in alibaba here and regular local stores are selling them for like 5-10 burger shekels.

Should I get the Hatsune Miku Blokees kit?

>>514211217
It's baffling how many other silly products have done the same approach with not much success though.
It was just there all of a sudden

>>514210923 (OP)
Charge stupid amounts of money for an ugly doll and pander it to women in social media.

>>514210923 (OP)
They have a fuckin' Labubu store underneath the Louvre museum in Paris and I saw people waiting in line to go inside, it's awful, a disgrace even.

>>514211140
>americans
I have seen the labubu lines, they are filled with diaspora chinese

>>514210923 (OP)
>Gatcha but for women
Im surprised nobody else is pursuing this market

Same way you can sell a man an random chance anime girl.jpg
You can sell a woman random chance consumable trash too.
Its basically gambling but turns out it works.

>>514210923 (OP)
Just make something retarded enough for one woman to enjoy and let her do the marketing for you.

>>514210923 (OP)
some chink made bank on this shit while I work a boring 9-5

>>514218005
>Its basically gambling but turns out it works
Never underestimate the power of the mystery box

>>514213783
Are these all the same chink? I literally cannot tell them apart

>>514213638
you're going to have to work on a boat to afford one

>>514217884
Headline:
>Would you queue at 3am to buy a toy? These aussies have.
Pic rel: the """""aussies""""" in question.

Is this your first toy fad or something? How young are you?

>>514216082
I don’t want knock off bullshit from alibaba that’s not the point of a status symbol retard

>>514214708
except that Popmart pay and uses tiktok influencers to open the "Blind Box" to market labubu

>>514213941
You sound literally obsessed with this shit. This entire thread all you've done is talked about k pop bands.

>>514210923 (OP)
Even more strange: how is Putin one of the world's richest men when he makes $140k a year?

>>514218508
I kind of believed this was a thing of the past, I don't know why.

>>514218209
Its the group ILLIT. All different people, mr. Faceblind autist.

>>514210923 (OP)
They were already rich before launching this that's how. Rich people have power to make whatever trends they want. If they want something to sell just cheaply manufacturer it and spend money on marketing.

>>514217281
Like everything else in life, you gotta be lucky.

>>514211810
Labubu Ends the Fed.

that thing looks fucking hideous.

>>514211425
looks like the go mascot

>>514210923 (OP)
The internet makes trending things explode bigger than ever before
We had beanie babies back in the 90s, or Pokémon cards or whatever else, but the internet makes that frenzy worldwide

>>514211425
kys retard cringe idiot

women + "men" raised by single women

>>514210923 (OP)
i never heard of this shit until 1 week ago
what is this even supposed to be

Tim Dillon’s labubu shenanigans are hilarious.
YOU CANT AFFORD A HOME, YOU CANT AFFORD GROCERIES, YOU CANT AFFORD A CHILD but you can get a labubu

>>514220124
Chink beanie babbys

>>514217884
>>514218443
>aussies are just changs, jeets and Sudanese
You voted for this judeo future. No my problem.

>>514213941
I've never seen someone more triggered that this faggot lmao. All because of some korean girls

>>514220529
I know. Its rather strange behavior.

>>514211652
Brainrot

>>514215549
>>514215699
cuz wypipo

also follow your dreams Ivan, but why not trotro instead of popo

First look at K-Pop Demon Hunters Pops! Available at 9AM PT.

>>514210923 (OP)
Women I talk to don't even know about it

>>514210923 (OP)
>Beanie Babies, China

>>514210923 (OP)
>not buying Woogles
ngmi

>>514210923 (OP)
not surprised, women were due for another retarded hello kitty type craze phase.

>>514222442
HK is a legacy brand. I'm a Cinnamoroll mark myself.

>>514214569
"With the collapse of male ascendancy in this country we can look forward to a nation of degenerates."

-Dr William J Hixon

Ole doc is spinning in his grave.

A man or jelly bean?

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://newseumed.org/sites/default/files/legacy/2015/09/WST-NAOWS_01.pdf

Send you to a redirect notice because I got rid of the tracker links hopefully.

>>514210923 (OP)
Women are fucking retarded. My wife wants one of these stupid fucking things and I've never been more disappointed with her as a human being in our entire relationship. Like how fucking low has someone sunk into soulless consumerism to want one of these useless overpriced chink dolls simply because celebrities suddenly started shilling for them overnight?
>omg it's useless?
>it's overpriced???
>OMG CELEBRITIES LIKE IT?????
>OMG IT'S CUTE I HAVE TO HAVE ONE NOW
Fucking kill me. I almost want a divorce because of how revealing this is. If we didn't have a child I might. If we weren't married I'd leave her in a heartbeat for revealing just how soulless she is. I married an idiot NPC.

>>514212776
Most products in America became popular after artificial shill campaigns, so it's nothing new to me

Chinese modern culture, spreading all over the world.

Funny, poltards always claim the exact opposite, while slurping their low quality Chinese take out.

>>514210923 (OP)
It’s literally marketed to onlyfans whores. They have unlimited money to spend on this shit. Then all the poor ugly bitches clamour for them too. It’s kind of brilliant.

>>514223436
At least Peggy wasn't fat. Stupid voice and hair and annoying mannerisms aside, at least she wasn't fucking fat. Also my job is 10x more difficult, stressful, and high skill and my house is half the fucking size. Fuck this gay earth. Fuck this jew earth. Death to America.

>>514223837
Its a tv show. You should really learn to relax.

>>514210923 (OP)
That's not much for a globally exporting company. He presumably financed his company himself and therefore holds all the shares.

>>514213521
wuts going on with these people

>>514223879
Mrs. Steiff had a similar career.

>>514223873
Shut up faggot you like black pink you aren't even human.

>>514224050
I only like them in the sense YG just moved 2NE1's gimmick to another group.

>>514214086
>cheburashka
ye wtf
bomb them

>>514210923 (OP)
It's marketing to women, same as the stanley cup shit. You create a product, you dump 10 million into advertising and make sure it shows up on biggest social media pages. Pay for some extra adverts after and then women continue the bullshit for you for free.

>>514211217
>Using social media for marketing and paying influencers and other people to orchestrate a fake popularity until those things actually became popular.
This.
Called boobs marketing.
Basically show boobs on the screen and sell enough products to enough retards with boobs until it goes viral.
>has absolutely nothing to do with real product value

>>514223574
>It’s literally marketed to onlyfans whores. They have unlimited money to spend on this shit. Then all the poor ugly bitches clamour for them too. It’s kind of brilliant.
This, it's simple, not brilliant.
Boob marketing works because retarded simps spend money on whores and then don't control their spending.

>>514213521
The judge should have locked the exits and ignited the place

>>514210923 (OP)
>creates shitty doll....
>instantly becomes rich...
Damn, why didn't I think of that.....

>>514224893
I said the same thing about the Care Bears.

>>514224114
Blanc pink, kpop, same thing. You aren't people. Humans don't like kpop, consumers like kpop. They literally just string together random words then bombard people with sensory overload. It's the most soulless, generic, uninspired goy slop tier of entertainment imaginable.

>>514225131
Its a buisness that has great looking people, catchy earworms, cutting edge visuals, and wonderful marketing behind it.
>muh mug pretentiousness
As usual from broke bum ass niggas.

>>514211263
only desperate ukranian whores

>>514211217
It’s called “Astroturfing”

>>514210923 (OP)
>cute dolls boring
>let's make angry faced naughty doll
>...
>billions!
this world is having it too good

>>514210923 (OP)
Meanwhile there are people producing top tier counter zionist content and they get jack shit. We have lived in intellectual dark ages for 80 years now. The truth about most humans being npc cattle is extremely demoralizing. Why bother

>>514225671
>Meanwhile there are people producing top tier counter zionist content and they get jack shit.
Because there's no market for it and its a non-issue for regular people.

>>514213783
Kpop peaked in 2011 and became soulless almost overnight. The fuck you're talking about tasteless nigger

>>514213941
>ILLIT.

>>514225996
>Kpop peaked in 2011
LOL imagine believing such nonsense. It was great, but not like how it is now. Hell, I can get music releases in Walmart and Target now!

> make a product
> it sells like hotcakes
Pretty obvious

>>514226133
I know. They played the game and are being rewarded for it (unlike New Jeans).

>>514225717
A non issue they keep bitching about how everything sucks every day blaming whatever their psychojewish masters tell them to. It's tiring

>>514226196
And they're all shit devoid of style and melody

>>514214083
I'm going to come up to your mountain and breed you, slut.

>>514210923 (OP)
has he had a visit from the chinese irs voluntelling him to make a 'donation' or is he too powerful now?

>>514214267
You are probably not addicted or a simp to some influencer like most NPCs

>>514226270
This is why you need fight and protect our modern myths in order to reclaim your cinematic birthright.

>>514226299
Theres something for everyone.

>>514224565
If it’s so simple why aren’t you a billionaire? I’ll wait.

>>514225217
The kind of people who like kpop are invariably the same types who buy the latest $1000 iPhone every year and pay a dozen subscriptions but can't afford to pay the rent they split with a roommate for a studio apartment just so they can live in a city. Go buy another labubu and kill yourself. I'd say your taste in music sucks but kpop isn't even music, it's a performance (for retards), sure, but it isn't music.

>>514211140
>Americans line up
The lines I've seen for those things in America are generally really low-class brown immigrants. They're the ones scalping the Pokemon cards, too.

>>514210923 (OP)
>Selling stuffed demons to kids.
Somehow I feel like our tax dollars paid for this.

>>514226427
When you look at pre 2011 kpop stars they had clear facial differences. Nowadays they all look the same. Look at the number of kpop groups formed, after 2011 there was an explosion, capitalizing on popularity to push slop.

I have an original Furby nib at home.

IDK how any such item in today's society holds much value though. Everything is mass produced, and any scarcity is artificially created. I'm also boggled by this "pack breakers" concept where people buy all the trading cards & pokemon cards, and then people pay them to open on livestream... what's the point? Sports cards were valuable because of scarcity, but they mass produced them in the 90s onward. Seems weird to me, and then if a kid wants to buy pokemon cards they may all be sold out because some 40 year old man bought all the packs so they could open them on streams? Can we have real jobs?

We need people doing jobs that produce something. Not just buying everything that's retail and marking it up more.

>>514211140
How? Looks like a shittier version of pokemon desu.

I'm tired of evil bros

>>514210923 (OP)
late stage capitalism

>>514211217
This. The only other country that understands business tactics better than China is Germany.

>>514226495
>The kind of people who like kpop are invariably the same types who buy the latest $1000 iPhone every year and pay a dozen subscriptions but can't afford to pay the rent they split with a roommate for a studio apartment just so they can live in a city.
I guess I dont meet such stereotypes.
>Go buy another labubu and kill yourself.
Cant kms but I am probably getting this kit before the week ends.
>I'd say your taste in music sucks but kpop isn't even music, it's a performance (for retards), sure, but it isn't music.
Its music, but it's a commercial product first and foremost.

>>514226595
I wasnt even sure the Ministry of Culture was really pushing international penetration at the time. Who was your favorite 2nd gen kpop act? I thought Son Dam Bi was so cool.

>>514211217
same shit with dubai chocolate, where suddenly every store had a bunch of stands with "TRY THE NEW VIRAL TIKTOK SENSATION" plastered on it

>>514210923 (OP)
Demon statues are not cool

>>514213941
Ignore the shills. I believe you.

>>514225217
>broke
>bum ass
>niggas.
Nigger or whigger

>>514213866
I dont speak to women, forgive me

>>514211140
I've literally never seen these in real life and am certain it's 99% just shilling like Dubai chocolate.

>>514225717
Conformist cattle are not people, just look at vax event

>>514213197
based wony enjoyer
>>514213305
miserable loser your life sounds fun

>>514211773
Pistachio paste is actually good. I like it in pastries that have a 1 day best before date.

I quite literally do not have the guts to eat "Dubai chocolate" that can sit on a shelf for multiple years. What kind of preservatives do they put into it?

>>514227519
Thanks for proving my point, broke bum ass nigga.

>>514227605
The vaxx was a once-in-a-generation retard test that most people failed.

>>514227674
Wony is great!

>>514227599
They're always sold out in Pop Mart, Asians love them and there's billions of them

>>514225996
kpop is actually peaking right now boomer

>>514210923 (OP)
this started be famous in some days/months ago, and i didnt understood till now, why ts turned into so bought and famous

>>514227831
Indeed. KiiiKiii is a great act!

>>514210923 (OP)
Is it just me or those dolls look satanic as fuck? wtf is wrong with women

>>514227884
It's been popular in China and Asia for a year, the west didn't really catch on until 2025

>>514227722
>no arguements
>i said so
Not an arguement and not how it works

>>514210923 (OP)
I bought my friend one of these, I dont get the appeal

>>514210923 (OP)
Pop Mart irl loot box gambling/gacha.
Probably a better wealth signifier game than high dollar items because it allows the poors to play at a small scale while the rich still get to flex with rare drops.
Also the poor who luck a rare drop can sell to rich.

>>514228143
No arguments are needed to expose you as a broke bum.

>>514228100
Good stuff!

>>514211810
Funko are worthless now, it's comical how fast collectors items can lose value because "Its the current year!" Nobody cares about beanie babies these days exception for boomers, and once they're gone nobody will attribute such high value to them.

>>514210923 (OP)
Women are the most braindead npc consumers. They will see some dogshit shilled trinket and buy it in masses. Same for spending thousands on fucking nails and other beauty service shit.

>>514228231
Girls like it because it's cute and there's mystery boxes, Miniso had a lot of success with Stitch toys for the same reason.

>>514210923 (OP)
figured out how to sell yugioh cards to wymen lol, i admire him.

>>514228309
I love me some beanies.

>>514210923 (OP)
must consoom

>>514211652
Latest Children's cult

>>514228450
<3 bean

>>514214083
Cute Cirno and Daiyousei

>>514228309
>Funko are worthless now
Did they ever have value?

>>514210923 (OP)
it was never about corporate greed, people are just retarded by design, just this year here where i live burger king increased prices at least twice and significantly, well people are still buying. People are just signalling they merit the extraction.

>>514228956
They're not. Did you not see my post here? >>514221485

>>514228282
Why do you act like random people magically care about your thoughts and feelings?

>>514228956
Only after youtubers dump them on people they conditioned to want them. The Funko bubble isn't that different from the scamcoin bubbles created by youtubers selling worthless crypto and promising high return to gullible/greedy morons.

>>514229001
shut the fuck up tripfag no.one cares about your dog shit posts FAGGOT

>>514229220
Given I'm the only 4chan triple crown recipient? Absolutely.

>>514229276
So... are you going to pre-order the funkos or are you gonna keep spouting incel shit?

What the fuck is this shit?Aren't these supposed to be toys for kids?

>>514210923 (OP)
And that character is basically just Cheburashka.

>>514229417
kids dont have enough buying power,
labubus are aimed at the YA market as not a toy but an accessory.

>>514227674
Hes right you pathetic fucking faggot

>>514211773
>Dubai chocolate
>$15 + tip

the fuck is a labubu

>>514229417
Its for all ages.

>>514229707
A little furry fella.

>>514229273
>Only after youtubers dump them
I forget that is a thing. Anyone I watch on youtube is disgusted by shit like funkos and crypto

>>514210923 (OP)
>jeets
>work like slaves, brag about making 6 figs, delusions of grandeur about jeetland, everyone hatesthem

>real asians
>make labubus, billionaire, live in china and japan which are actual economic rivals to the west

>>514210923 (OP)
It's trendy and a status symbol. People will keep buying boxes to in the hopes of getting rare labubus to show off.

In the meanwhile men...

>>514229989
> 0.1% neckbeards vs 99% of fertile females
Not a fair comparison.

>>514229368
Thic milky thigh karina

>>514229989
Indeed. I'm shocked my wife doesn't give me hell over my coomer figs. Mostly her bitching has to do with my plamo backlog.

>>514210923 (OP)
>>514211140
Ponies are way cooler. Labubus are gay
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>>514221485
doubles and i buy the retarded tiger

>>514230051
Meanwhile....

>>514229598
Doofus, na hes lame and gay, imagine not good ingredients over tight asian fuck bodies, are you a fag or something?

>>514219212
Kek underrated

>>514230258
Goooooning*** lol good ingredients tits and tight ass to fuck too

is this the thread?

It's like a fidget spinner or pokeymon go2tehpollz, but hep.

>>514214708
you just pay mid influencers to act like retards when opening them.

>>514230401
Yes brother

I mean... It's almost as if collecting overpriced crap is a social trend in the west no matter the gender...

Are the 3 million dollar labubus yet?

>>514230526
>Pop Mart's overall revenue from outside China is projected to account for nearly 40% of total sales

>>514230604
I just want the brown one.
any good knockoffs?

I don’t think anything becomes popular organically anymore. The media pick one of their friends and then push the product with the full force of the Jewish propaganda machine. The average American mind doesn’t stand a chance. I saw men with them on, it’s fucked up.

>>514211217
>Using social media for marketing and paying influencers and other people to orchestrate a fake popularity until those things actually became popular.

>>514211140
>>514211044
>>514210923 (OP)

how do i brainwash americans to give me money?
legally

>>514231156
yep
it has to have some good properties though.
this one is cute.
stanley cups were practical.

>>514231205
Its not Americans its a worldwide craze.

Uh-oh

Where's all the "cultural appropriation" talk when these chinks steal European elves folklore?

>>514210923 (OP)
He effectively sold to women and faggots (read: retards)

>>514231623
gorilla nest made from labubus sounds comf.

>>514222954
Women make most consumer purchases which is why all media is libshit Democrat leaning pollyanna crap. Niggers and faggots are also impulsive spenders so along with women are celebrated as the contributors of quarterly revenue. This is the capitalist ethic.

>>514231557
fueled by american medias
if u didnt buy into the trend the rest of the world would have ignored it

>>514218005
>Im surprised nobody else is pursuing this market
all gachaslop come prepackaged with fujobait. and there's straight up yaoi gacha games around. seems to me there's something in the labubu design that tickles the motherhood instinct, same way TCGs tickle the single tool fold in my otherwise smooth brain.

Pick 10 random members of the Rothschild banking dynasty and you have 10 people wealthier than the 1000 wealthiest Chinamen combined.

>>514231205
we need to come up with something for females .. some pink slop like Stanley thermos

>>514210923 (OP)
Horrid fucking things. I don't get the hype.

>>514218099
he was a multibillionaire before Labubu so dont worry

>What if we boot regged Sanrio shit (13.4 billion market cap company engaging in ethical culture and products) and made it gacha?
Soulless chink trash, will fill more landfills that beanie babies ever did. Nuke China.

>>514219109
Yeah, they look different. You fucking moron. All chink look the same fucking dumb bitch.

>>514210923 (OP)
Never ever is he in the top ten with only 26b. Even a few families in India have around 50 to 100b let alone American billionaires.

>>514232678
What a conflicting post

I'm going to wait for prices to go down after Attis' birthday.

>>514227599
>I've literally never seen these in real life and am certain it's 99% just shilling like Dubai chocolate.
never stop coping
you ain't rich

>>514211044
I bought 20 of these for my feminine hygiene bag hoping it would break me out of inceldom but I'm still here. Feels bad man.

>>514223931
Conscientious objectors.

>>514213793
i like it, man

>>514211044
Even a swede-cuck guy that I saw vlogs of bought them XD He likes nigger-sportists males a lot too... Embarrassing!

>>514211044
They are so stupid, these dolls will be in landfills within a decade

>>514210923 (OP)
Labubu made me realize I got into my boomer years. I don't get this meme plushie, don't know if it's ironic, or not, or what is it supposed to symbolize.

>>514235048
>what is it supposed to symbolize.
The feminine instinct to care for jamals nigger babies.

>>514230232
Do it!

>>514235190
sorry the digits have spoken

>>514225033
Isn't there a toilet that needs plunging?

>>514218209
Yeah, they look very similar.
I don't think that they look ugly though.

>>514224893
>>514225033
>Damn, why didn't I think of that.....
Because you don't have an army of sweatshop workers.

>>514235270
What digits? I thought you liked a nice round number the same way you do commented on Dr. Tsakalis having an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytex had a oddly round ass. Distracting?

>>514235281
What in the boba are you talking about?

>>514229537
What a fucking moron you are. The top 10 products sold on this fucking planet are mostly geared toward kids. You fucking idiot. If it kids whine enough, the parents will buy for them. I don’t think so. You guys leave the house you fucking imbeciles.

>>514235426
he could partner with the us prison system and have access to the largest army of slaves in the world/history

>>514235413
They’re designed to look like 12 year boys to appeal to low test faggots like you guys. They literally all have the same surgery before becoming superstars for a reason. To appeal to fucking paedophiles like you.

>>514235492
I imagine the top products sold are some form of wheat, rice, or onions beans.

>>514235626
Ever heard of top 10 non-staple items you fucking moron

>>514210923 (OP)
Retarded impressionable women on social media who will buy anything trendy

>>514231533
>this one is cute.
It was probably made as AI-art character with the prompt "cute and dangerous" and then to 3D-model which can be used for real doll construction.

>>514211140
>>514210923 (OP)
FEMALE FRENZY

>>514231533
>stanley cups were practical.
They made the least practical Stanley cup they could.

On a side note the reason those Stanley cups got popular is because high class expensive hookers would carry them around Miami to signal that they were whores.

>>514236255
Now that I think about it that's probably how these labubus got so popular.

>>514211413
reject false icons

>>514235577
1. They don't look like boys.
2. It is better young girls than your nigger-riding old cunts with a bodycount of 100+.

I regret listening to my very stupid sister that it is bad to fuck younger girls than I am, and now when I am older I regret rejecting those hot girls who were 10+ years younger than me.

>>514211413
Not seeing the resemblance.

>>514236645
>2. It is better young girls than your nigger-riding old cunts with a bodycount of 100+.
We dont know what really goes on.

>>514236645
You rejected Jack you fat fuck

>>514235577
>low test
What's even the inference here? That the higher your testosterone the more you appreciate manlier looking women? Gigacope.

>>514237239
She was fucked by jews (Jake Gyllenhaal) etc,
https://www.whosdatedwho.com/dating/taylor-swift

>>514237788
Why would I lie about it? It is not something I am proud of. I regret it a lot.

>>514237788
what? the dude has 500 mil in his bank account and his net worth is 26 billion

>>514211044
If you want it to end, email Sekiguchi and point out the exact similarity to Monchichi