Thread 514213390

In order to make this recipe, you will need the following:

1. A large infrastructure project under construction (preferably a bridge or tunnel)
2. A heavy piece of equipment
3. A generous serving of poopjeets (tip: to make sure they are as soft and flavorful as possible, season with curry)

To make the pancake, place the poopjeets in the construction site of the infrastructure project. As many as you can fit on a flat area. Then, take your heavy equipment, and repeatedly smash them until the desired consistency is acquired.

Serve with rice and buttered naan.

>>514213390 (OP)
YOU BLOODY BASTERD BITCH FUCK YOU BITCH

Any engineering niggas can explain? Just the boat being too wobbly or tires slipping?

>>514213836
Barge not remotely large enough for that load safely.
Moves the center of gravity higher, causing roll, which once started there is no mechanism to stop

Barge needs to be either wider or fixed at both ends to piers

>>514213836
Just jeet things. JJT strikes again. Engineering degree not required.

>>514214157
Surprised the trailer managed to get to the riverside at all, probably a work site for the beam thing too.

>>514214157
I don't know what would be funnier, the immediate flip off the barge the moment it got on (which happened), or if they got to the point they strapped it down and it flipped the whole barge over with it.

>>514214457
Apparently this is the work site for the second largest bridge over the Ganga river. It's supposed to be 6 lanes when completed.

>>514213512
WHY YOU FUCK ME I FUCK YOU BLOODY

>>514213512
BENCHOD I FUCK YOU BLOODY!

>>514214845
Guess they fucked up this one section delivery badly.They really did pick the barge (size) without taking into environmental conditions.The better they can improve their living the best for the world, but they really need to stop skimping on shit.

>>514213390 (OP)
GREAT CAMERA WORK, MICHAEL J. FOX!
STELLAR!

>>514213390 (OP)
>sarrr!
>sar! sarrrr!
>saaaaaaaar!
I can just imagine all the sars sarring.
It'ds the pajeet 'allahu akbar'.
>ssaaaaarrr!!!

>>514214909
BLOODY MOTHER FUCK BASTARD BLOODY SAR BLOODY

>>514213390 (OP)
look how fucking gross that water is too

>>514213390 (OP)
>lets put an extremely heavy load with an insanely high centre of gravity on a narrow fucking barge.
Damn i'm so glad we're flooding our nation with low IQ jeets and chinks, what could possibly go wrong.

>>514215366
Nobody wearing helmets. Nobody wearing high visibility. Half of them in sandals.
These are your engineers and astronauts.

>>514213512
BLOODY FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU BLOODY!

>>514213390 (OP)
>>514214157
Why does the restraining cables catch fire?

>>514213390 (OP)
Here's an updoot, friendo.

>>514215371
It's maddening until you realize that it's all intentional. Then it just becomes blackpilling.

>>514215371
>Saar I'm an expert saar, even though my life is a comedy saar, let me tell you what went wrong saar

The more dead pajeets the better, too bad they reproduce like roaches

>>514216491
my pajeet in vishnu, why are you quoting yourself?

>>514213836
High center of gravity+unstable base = squashed poojeets

>>514215966
Sparks from metal on metal friction.

>>514217181
The worst part of that heat map is Antarctica
All those jeet turds washing up on the frozen beaches, getting buried in the permafrost forever

>>514213390 (OP)
Indian pancakes are better with chocolate.

For example, shit on street, slip in it, stumble backwards. Passing dump truck makes shit-brains pancake. Bake on road for three days. Delicious for feral dogs.

>>514213390 (OP)
42 "official" bridge collapses in the last 5 years on roads but this doesn't include pedestrian bridge collapses like the Morbi pedestrian bridge collapse which killed 130 right after it was renovated

>top 0.1% engineers sar

>>514217954
Oops, forgot to add sauce

>>514213390 (OP)
that was a paki

>>514215547
High vis + helmets would not have protected them.
90+ IQ would have.

Or, they could have gotten programming jobs at Boeing and made us suffer the consequences of their stupidity.

>>514216491
His observation of the heavy load with a high center of gravity being placed on a thin barge isn't completely obvious. A layman with an high school education could make such an observation.
Your immediate deflection by appealing to authority in this case is telling of your low IQ and clearly emotional knee jerk reaction to any criticism of your countrymen. Highly typical.

>>514218128
Literal (brain) sauce. Looks like curry

>>514218894
No, high vis clothing and steel cap boots would save Indians from 10s of thousands of injuries every year. You just don't think that because the only workplace accidents that make it onto the internet are the catastrophic ones.
I can guarantee you the amount of "minor" (minor relative to death) injuries that must occur in Indian workplaces every year would be astonishing.

>>514216066
alright. now go back to redd!t, little satan