>>514217003
Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by crackers.
It’s a fact, yeah. You see, Sicilians have white blood pumping through their hearts. Hey, no, if you don't believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the Romans conquered Sicily. And the Romans are crackers.
So you see, way back then, Sicilians were like, wops from Southern Italy. They all had black hair and dark eyes, but, well, then the Romans moved in there, and, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why black hair and dark eyes became… blonde hair and light skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that Sicilians still carry that cracker gene.
No, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Your ancestors are crackers. Uh-huh. Hey! Yeah. And your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a cracker, ho, ho, yeah! And she had a half-cracker kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying?