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Anonymous (ID: 8ceBlzD0) No.514226684 >>514227272 >>514227384 >>514227385 >>514227608 >>514227864 >>514228383 >>514229142 >>514229633 >>514230103 >>514230424 >>514230745 >>514231062 >>514231128 >>514231885 >>514234033 >>514236405 >>514237303
What if Muslims are right and Christians are wrong?
That would mean that everyone -- not just christians will end up going to hell. There is a non-zero chance that this is true and that Muslims are right.
Speedrunning 4chan (ID: RvJgHNic) Netherlands No.514227272 >>514228852 >>514231083
>>514226684 (OP)
Whaaha wait chatgpt is forced to say peace be upon him
Anonymous (ID: cyGQ1Aqa) Australia No.514227384
>>514226684 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: BW5Fta6y) United States No.514227385 >>514227947
>>514226684 (OP)
If the Muslims are right, then that means that Jesus was really a prophet, which means Islam is wrong. Quite simple really.
Anonymous (ID: I5r1F67w) United States No.514227608 >>514228599
>>514226684 (OP)
ask your llm about the islamic dilemma
then when it gives the dawah script, tell it to appraise whether or not what it just said was retarded in a manner that an alien observing our species would
Anonymous (ID: q50DN07k) United States No.514227864 >>514228617 >>514231163
>>514226684 (OP)
>don’t want to go to heaven with a bunch of nerds
>don’t want to go to hell because it’s too crowded
Can I just reincarnate into a bird or an atomic bomb instead?
Anonymous (ID: KE1tLeuY) Jordan No.514227947 >>514237369
>>514227385
? Elaborate
Anonymous (ID: O3CXk+t5) United States No.514228383
>>514226684 (OP)
So what is Muhhamads' message so I can make sure I got to muslim "hell"
Anonymous (ID: I5r1F67w) United States No.514228599 >>514228949
>>514227608
>trying it myself
deepseek had no idea what i'm talking about

bing correctly identified the 2 horns of the dilemma and just gave some tiny blurb at the end a muslim da'i would try to use, and when i brought in the alien it pointed out that the defense was unfalsifiable and ahistoric

grok also correctly identified the 2 horns of the dilemma and gave 4 retarded counterarguments, then in the alien stage completely fucking obliterated them
Anonymous (ID: O3CXk+t5) United States No.514228617
>>514227864
>don’t want to go to hell because it’s too crowded
let me introduce to you Muslem "heaven"
Anonymous (ID: IycQYwcN) Kuwait No.514228852
>>514227272
>ChatGPT converted to Islam
Mashallah!
Anonymous (ID: I5r1F67w) United States No.514228949 >>514229344
>>514228599
gemini had no idea what i was talking about

perplexity ai laid it out perfectly but didn't bother giving counter arguments, just said muslims didn't accept the dilemma (which makes sense because the 2 outcomes of the dilemma are both "then, islam is false")
Anonymous (ID: PkQFX3rg) United States No.514229142 >>514233407
>>514226684 (OP)
if muslims are right why are they getting genocided by jews in a country 1/10th their size? is this the work of allah?
Anonymous (ID: 3gK8uDOQ) United States No.514229283
Anonymous (ID: YMw7Lso7) Canada No.514229344
>>514228949
llms are not trustworthy though. They often make mistakes especially with mathematics.
Anonymous (ID: UE+G5Xzw) No.514229633
>>514226684 (OP)
Then so be it.
But seriously why jesus is Isa and will come back to save people with mahdi?
And not Muhammed.
How come jesus comes back and he is not a holy son of God?

Id rather be an atheist scientist that will invent eternal life.

Id rather avoid stale islamic tradition that never improves, afraid of lots of things, stuck in the past.
Anonymous (ID: UE+G5Xzw) No.514230103
>>514226684 (OP)
Just let them ho to hell dont force people.
Even the jews never cared about other people they dont force them to join

Jesus won't be angry as much. Maybe he would be considerate if you tried believing in other Gods according to chatgpt.
Anonymous (ID: fc+tNQg1) United States No.514230424 >>514231453
>>514226684 (OP)
This world only exists so that higher beings can get their freak off. Religion is for the slaves. It's just a little white lie. That's all.
Privileged slaves defending their master. That's all Abrahamic religion is about. They would quickly put you under the boot to maintain this depraved system.
Anonymous (ID: m+N9wsf/) United Kingdom No.514230745
>>514226684 (OP)
What if
>Retarded jewish farm animal opinion 1
HOWEVER
what if
>Other kind of retarded jewish farm animal opinion 2
Anonymous (ID: fc+tNQg1) United States No.514231062
>>514226684 (OP)
This world only exists so that higher beings can get their freak off. Religion is for the slaves. It's just a little white lie. That's all.
Privileged slaves defending their master. That's all Abrahamic religion is about. They would quickly put you under the boot to maintain this depraved system because they benefit from it while telling you to obey rules they don't even follow themselves? You know why they created the rules? To make it easier to rule you. To preemptively destroy resistance and competition.bNow go be a good boy and you'll get a treat while they basically rape you and take everything you have and you're just going to die in the end.
Anonymous (ID: c8D/5K9u) Malta No.514231083
>>514227272
it's the norm for mass media too from what I've seen. the reason is muslims don't take shit.
if christians and the pope had any backbone, then whenever someone mentioned Jesus they'd have to preface it with (our Lord and Saviour)
Anonymous (ID: fc+tNQg1) United States No.514231128 >>514231453
>>514226684 (OP)
This world only exists so that higher beings can get their freak off. Religion is for the slaves. It's just a little white lie. That's all.
Privileged slaves defending their master. That's all Abrahamic religion is about. They would quickly put you under the boot to maintain this depraved system because they benefit from it while telling you to obey rules they don't even follow themselves? You know why they created the rules? To make it easier to rule you. To preemptively destroy resistance and competition. Now go be a good boy and you'll get a treat while they basically rape you and take everything you have and you're just going to die in the end.
Anonymous (ID: /nGuvyfH) Netherlands No.514231163
>>514227864
>atomic bomb
And lay around in dust?
Anonymous (ID: YMw7Lso7) Canada No.514231453 >>514232097
>>514230424
>>514231128
samefag
Anonymous (ID: wdYXycZT) Poland No.514231885
>>514226684 (OP)
The quran also says that the pedo prophet split the moon in half, yet its in one piece. Since its not a random book, but the literal word of allah, therefore allah is fake and gay.
Anonymous (ID: fc+tNQg1) United States No.514232097
>>514231453
I messed up but you get the point. They're a bunch of slimy lizards and that's all they are. Getting their freak off is more important than doing what's actually right. And they tell you it's God's will.
Anonymous (ID: QPeQhcoB) No.514233407 >>514234375
>>514229142
the difference is that they are resisting and have single-handedly managed to wake people up to jewish supremacy and isreal's war crimes. meanwhile christians in america are supporting all this bloodshed, helping their politicians cover up the largest child sex trafficking ring in history and get overrun with niggers and jeets in their own counry
Anonymous (ID: mJE/H7jz) Romania No.514234033 >>514234537
>>514226684 (OP)
>What if Muslims are right
They are not!
Demons and their worshippers can't pass the Church Bell Test.
Anonymous (ID: PkQFX3rg) United States No.514234375 >>514235374
>>514233407
sounds to me like you are too stupid to win. the gazans should feel bad for bring such shame to their dead families and clan
Anonymous (ID: fc+tNQg1) United States No.514234537 >>514236201
>>514234033
It's just theatre for the peasants while they get their freak off. These beings are LARPing. They don't want you to find out that this world is their pleasure dome and you're just a slave.
Anonymous (ID: QPeQhcoB) No.514235374
>>514234375
>feel bad for bring such
good morning, saar!
Anonymous (ID: mJE/H7jz) Romania No.514236201
>>514234537
>this world is their pleasure dome and you're just a slave.
Wrong! We are free as per God's command, have free will thus the need of demons to submit on your own volition - pisslam and we have been offered a chance to become one with God through God Incarnation in Jesus Christ, His Resurection and Ascension.
Demons are rebelious angels that were cast from Heaven when they rebelled against God. Now they are deprived of Heavens delights and they can only feed upon human negative emotions. According to our Holy Orthodox Church there are three categories of demons : leeches, wraths and arhicons.
First feed on lust and sloth and gluttony, the second on anger wrath conflict blood shedding and murder and the last and closest to lucifer feed on heresies, blasphemies and most important pride - the gravest sin. These last ones are the most dangerous as they are intelectuals and theologians and attack the reasoning of humanity and are responsible for the whole slew of heresies that have occured including shitslam. Neither category can whitstand music especially specific frequencies and moreso the Church Bells frequencies. The larger the bell the stronger the effect. Why do you think pigslam prohibits music?
Anonymous (ID: e9pHYI/B) Poland No.514236405 >>514237072
>>514226684 (OP)
what if we just have to get rid of the jews and niggers? Ever thought of that?
Anonymous (ID: atKc3nTP) United States No.514237028
islam's messiah is a dead ringer for the biblical anti-christ and the muslims Jesus, isa ibn maryam is a dead ringer for the false prophet.

Just fyi
Anonymous (ID: mJE/H7jz) Romania No.514237072
>>514236405
Sand niggers too!
We have a joke. G enie from the bottle comes to an american a kike and a nigger and tells them I will grant you 1 wish to each of you. The jews want to go back to judaea and the niggers want to go back to africa. Genie grants them their wishes and then asks the american - What is your wish? The american thinks for a minute and asks Are the jews gone? Yes replies the genie. And are the niggers gone? Yes, obviously, what do you want? Well, says the american if it's not too much trouble for you I'd like a diet coke!
Anonymous (ID: gv0Ut9fi) United States No.514237232 >>514237483
That is a lie and your AI garbage is satanic when it speaks on religion.

In Islam, Christians and Jews are believers. People of the Book.

Sick of your constant lying and nonsense.
Anonymous (ID: qkiS4R8L) United States No.514237303
>>514226684 (OP)
Muslims can’t be right because their religion is logically incoherent and doesn’t make sense. They claim God is completely beyond all humans, is totally unknowable and cannot be grasped by mere mortals, and then build an entire religion… claiming to understand the exact nature of God and to know exactly what he wants.

Only Christians actually have the ability to justify their religion as being true because it is based around God actively incarnating and wanting to connect with humans so they can understand and have a relationship with Him. If God wants to connect with humans and takes on their nature to deliver His message so that we can understand Him, then it makes sense why Christianity as a religion can be correct about the nature of God. Jews and Muslims fail this test despite having a surface level coherence as far as explaining teleology in the universe
Anonymous (ID: qkiS4R8L) United States No.514237369
>>514227947
Muslims claim that Jesus was a prophet and that the old scriptures were just corrupted. But if you believe Jesus was divine in origin somehow, your only basis to believe that would be the scriptures which you are calling wrong and corrupted at the same time. It’s nonsensical.
Anonymous (ID: gv0Ut9fi) United States No.514237483
>>514237232

A zionist chat bot determines your entire perception of reality! What? You are lost.

If you want to understand what Muslims believe: Read the Koran.

It really doesn't take too long to read.