Thread 514229749

This island belongs to Norway, not England.
It's RIGHTFULLY Norwegian. If contracts are uphold, Norway should buy it back for a small amount of gold.

Honor the contract. Brits don't even know about this place. It's NORWEGIAN!

Ok tranny

>>514229749 (OP)
This is correct however Norway rightfully belongs to the English

>>514229749 (OP)
>buy back
>what you already own
Have a link to this contract?

>>514229749 (OP)
did the vikings go here?

My grandfather was from there and we went once and it was a total shithole, like everywhere else in Scotland

Whatever, you guys are the bitches of the Nordic countries anyway.

>>514229842
>Norway rightfully belongs to the English
It's the opposite actually... but I don't care
We consider your out western islands.

>>514229749 (OP)
Maybe scotland will give it back in return for support when they secede.

ah go on, give him the little island

>>514229749 (OP)
fuck off dummy. everyone knows about the shetlands..... the faroe islands not so much.

>>514230153
Give it back or we will totally annihilate your little Norwegian island nation.

>>514230261
You went very quiet when the QE carrier was docked in Oslo.

>>514229749 (OP)
I dare you to come and take it.

>>514230406
You should tank us for being allowed to dock!

>>514229749 (OP)
It actually belongs to latvia

>>514230571
Latvia belongs to Sweden.

>>514229749 (OP)
If contracts are upheld*

>>514230659
Sweden and Norway belong to Denmark. Daneland is the father of all viking land.

Norway can EASILY take this Norwegian island back. We have ordered 6 (SIX) 212 CD submarines and we will order 6 new frigates. We already have 52 F35 fighter jets. There is nothing England can do to stop Norway for the Norwegian rightful claim.

>>514230955
Not correct at all. It was in Norway they started to build ocean going vessels. Norway invaded Denmark several times. They copied our ships.

>>514230992
>52 F35 fighter jets
I can make that many paper aeroplanes in a day easily

>>514230992
Top kek british pigshits!!

>>514231080
But we actually have them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqKb73RdPJs

>>514229749 (OP)
Las Shitland son Noruegas

>>514231234
>5 666

>>514229749 (OP)
>belongs to Norway
>Norway should buy it
so which one is it?

>>514229749 (OP)
Actually it belongs to America

>>514231389
TOTAL ANNIHILATION

>>514231061
I am pretty sure Vikings colonized Norwegian, Swedish lands from Denmark.

>>514231470
Try it pig shit

>>514229749 (OP)
It doesn't belong to England. It belongs to the United Kingdom dumbass.

>>514229749 (OP)
You're all just Northern Danes anyway.

>>514231527
We will. And after we take it, we're going to give it to Finland.

>>514231519
But you would be wrong. Vikings started long before 'vikings' you know... there is a huge history between Norway, Sweden, Denmark.... you should look it up. Tons of battles that no one even knows about. Huge melee fleet battles that most people has never even heard about.

>>514231061
Norway has never invaded Denmark, you dimwit. You were our little cucks until 1814.

>>514229749 (OP)
>It's NORWEGIAN
Maps about to be redrawn worldwide, I don't see how you faggots couldn't get this from those faggots because somehow they're even more pathetic than you faggots. Good luck in the WW3 land grab anons, I got my eye on that farm down the road myself.

>>514231585
danes are all just bronze age Cimmbrian settlers from britain anyway.

>>514231576
The united kingdom... in Norway we call that 'great britain'... but most people just say England and Scotland. No one here says 'I'm going to the UK'

>>514231683
Isn't Ribe in Denmark the oldest settlement of the viking kin?

>>514231683
its always funny to me when people talk about the viking conquests and settlement in england as reliant on the development of longships despite the exact same thing happening for hundreds of years with the same boats in the migration period.

>north sea inhabitants had atlantic sailing capabilities since the copper age.

>>514231698
Oh, but Norway did invaded Denmark. Don't believe your retarded danish education.
Denmark was ruled by Norway (and part of Norway) under Magnus the Good.

>>514231905
Well, we became better at it. Probably because of our superior DNA.

>>514232068
But you, dane and swede share the same dna.

>>514231826
There are viking ships found in Denmark and Ireland that have been proven to have been built in Norway

>>514232068
>better at sailing
>norway

okay dear.

>>514232126
We do. This is why we are the best nations in the world right now. Pure white DNA.

iceland and all other islands around the uk belong to finland as reparations from the allied niggers

>>514232188
well yeah? where else do you get tar and timber? are you gonna ship the raw goods?

It's reparations for all the Dangeld Anglos were forced to pay.

>>514231585
You mean 'southern Norway'.

>>514229842
really?

>>514229842
>however everywhere rightfully belongs to the English
Fixed

>>514229749 (OP)
Shetland and Lerwick don't sound very norway, rather scottish, but you may have a claim on haroldsdick.

Bongs don't like it, but the US founding was the actual Saxon restoration.

>>514232832
Well.... Lerwick probably comes from Norwegian Lerivik... which means clay bay.

>>514233150
My mistake, I confused it with limerick. The island is yours.

>>514229749 (OP)
You have like 1000 islands and islets, why you want one more you greedy snow-jew?

>>514229749 (OP)
You can have it. It serves no purpose and is a drain on the taxpayer.

>>514233284
That's all of Scotland isn't it?

>>514233210
Thanks. Defend us with your nuclear missiles while we attack the "UK"

>>514233284
Thanks. Give it to us. Give it to the realm of Norway.

>>514229749 (OP)
Sorry, your king cunt (sorry I mean cnut)'s descendants got btfo'd in 1066, that's called a frustrating event or force majeur in law.

>>514229749 (OP)
What's the contract say? What's the call price on orkney?

>>514229749 (OP)
Greenland, Iceland and England (whole UK really) will be under US control by 2050. Don't say I didn't warn you.

>>514233779
You mean... US, UK etc will be under _Norwegian control

>>514233903

Forgot link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jGz0u12KeA

The US or the UK WILL NEVER WANT TO FUCK WITH SCANDINAVIA

>>514233903
Closer than you think to what's popping off.

>>514234123
You should WANT Norwegian control of your nation.

>>514233445
You got cucked so hard your Beatles band wrote a song about the hard erections of Norwegian conquerors, Norwegian Wood, hundreds of years later. At least pay some danesgeld if you want to pretend the rock is yours.

>>514234229
tone down the judaism, bjorn. north sea empire two electric boogaloo will be a separate entity to the united kingdom of great britain, ireland, and france.

Haroldswick and Shetland.
Sound like Norwegian names to me.
Why don't you go eat rotten piss shark Jakob?

>>514229749 (OP)
The Norse weren't capable of taking a country. That's why they still only live in Norway.

All of the raiding for centuries that they did into England, Scotland and Ireland, and the only remnant of it is a few place names and words.

But of course, they weren't interested in taking a country or running it. They just wanted to viking up the rivers, pillage and plunder, then leave. They couldn't create or maintain a civilisation, only take from others.

>inb4 Iceland
They're Danish. The Danes did what the Norse ever could and actually founded a new territory and maintained it.

>>514235768
>>inb4 Iceland
>They're Danish
WTF
They are Norwegian - not Danish

>>514236519
Iceland is LITERALLY Norway's Australia.

>>514236607
how can iceland be your down under when they murder downies in the womb

If you ask Keir Starmer he'll pay you to take them

let's go to war with norway over some cliffs and sheep

>>514229842
Weren't you limey faggots banned from this site? What are you still doing here?

Yes, however, those fags just want a share in our (copious) money.

England too is rightfully Norwegian land, but they can keep it.

>>514237639
my sides, the bong in this

>>514237639
>bri'ish
>looks like miss piggy from sesame street

>>514237639
>sweden is a boy
of course.

Shetland has never belonged to England.
Norway gave control to Scotland as part of a dowry in 1460s. James lll formally annexed Orkney and Shetland into the kingdom of Scotland in 1470.
After the act of Union they became part of the United Kingdom.
At no point in their history have they ever been English.

>>514232653
Sun never sets

>>514229749 (OP)
just conquer them faggot.
not just shetland, the whole island. call it a reconquista, their government and social contract are hellbent on fraud and fraud vitiates everything. the english and the scottish that are worth a shit would join any such endeavor.

Shetland is Scotland.

Scotland is not England.

Scotland and England are both part of Britain.

Britain, England, and Scotland are all names for different things.

This is not hard to understand. Your argument rests on ignorance of basic geography.