Thread 514232253

ITT we help each other to become more social among normies.
Share your stories, what worked, what failed.

>>514232253 (OP)
Just dont be autistic

Look at them. Wake up and look around.
You want to socialize with monkeys? Why?
Look for people, not impulsive apes.

>>514232418
Ye mean
>get high af
>wear sunglasses indoors

I think you need a drug that makes you a little bit social though. Alcohol, mdma and amphetamines aren't good for autists, they just make you rant about things that bores normies. What drug works?

>>514232253 (OP)
do your pic the very instant you see some bobbers

>>514232253 (OP)
It's not so important to be right about everything.
It's not so important to make sure everyone knows you're right.
It's not so important to give such excruciating detail about a topic that someone is clearly not interested in.
It IS important to learn rudimentary body language; if someone is trying to leave, let them; if all anyone humoring your infodumping is saying is "yeah" or something to that effect, that indicates disinterest, or maybe they're busy/distracted.
It IS important to display good manners; please and thank you; apologizing instead of rationalizing; being congenial in general, because no one, including (You), gets anything good out of you being a cunt.

why would I want to be a socialist?

>>514232253 (OP)
im literally sitting in the bathroom at work rn while the rest of my team is on the 7th floor doing a party for the payroll people.
ive kind of accepted ill always be like this

>>514232960
this

>>514232253 (OP)
Step one: do not post on /pol/ more than several hours a week

>>514232253 (OP)
Normies will tell you to stop masking and to stop trying to be cool. But once they see that you’re not what they expect, based on their limited normie idea of what ‘being yourself’ means, you’ll be ostracized immediately. The bond you thought you had with them, the respect and friendship, will vanish like a popped bubble and be replaced by them seeing you as inferior, unironically.

One time, I liked a girl in uni. She told me to ‘just be myself.’ She even said she noticed I was masking, like I was always trying to act cool. My dumbass thought maybe she had high emotional intelligence for noticing that, and maybe she would even vibe with my Asperger’s side. But once I showed her the other half of me, she completely flipped the situation. Suddenly she acted like I was chasing her, like I was her simp. Just because I tried to show her the things I cared about, and showed that I cared about her, every bit of her attraction to me disappeared. The point is, never show your true self to normies. Not even once.

>>514232833
Drugs are not the answer.

Forcing yourself into social situations is the only way to improve your social skills. I was never more socially adept than when I worked at a department store with other people my age (mostly women). Note: you do need male friendship as well, since men and women socialize differently. Being only surrounded by women all the time will make you go insane.

>>514233319
I can attest to this. Don't listen to what people say, look at what they do. Their actions are much more telling of their temperament than their words.

>>514232253 (OP)
1) Look at their face and observe their face.
2) Turn their face into a mask
3) Wear the mask in front of them

This has never failed me. I’ve yet to find someone that I’m unable to eventually win over in a couple of hours at most. There are a few details beyond this simplistic explanation, but it covers nearly everything. The real struggle that you’ll find is, regardless of how many masks you craft and wear, you will still feel hollow because you’ll never meet your soulmate. A hollow void will exist within you as you desperately try to find someone willing and able to let you exist with having to wear a mask. In the end, you begin to hate all of humanity for forcing you to spend your entire existence wearing a variety of masks.

>>514232253 (OP)
Must be merilyn sakova.

>>514232253 (OP)
IMO doing emphatogens like MDMA helped me immensely

>>514232253 (OP)
doing boxing is great also. during the fights the persons true character shines. masks are off. made great friends when training and competing

>>514232910
There’s also the superficial details. Getting atheistic, wearing properly fitted suits, being on a local sports team, and traveling enough will also make Mormons association very easy. Normies love to hear about your passion for being a firefighter and traveling to Sweden.

>>514234029
Athletic*

>>514232253 (OP)
what's the point of socializing with normies? there's nothing I could learn from them that I can't see in a tiktok video

>>514232253 (OP)
Socializing is for women and faggots.

>>>/r9k/

>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues,

>>514232910
>Be a good little cuck goy
Nah

>>514234088
Hormones have acquired claims to a large portion of resources. Add in networking effects, and you can see why they are necessary to live a comfortable and open your own laboratory. You aren’t going to be allowed to mold the world and study it without normie approval unfortunately.

>>514233610
>A hollow void will exist within you as you desperately try to find someone willing and able to let you exist with having to wear a mask. In the end, you begin to hate all of humanity for forcing you to spend your entire existence wearing a variety of masks.
And unfortunately, you’ll never find it. What you’re describing is your abstract idea of what things should be ie. (the ideal partner you want etc). It’s like religion, which establishes divine rules that are supposed to be followed absolutely, but humans can never follow them perfectly, because again, it’s just an ideal. So the best thing really is just to exist: don’t chase the ideal. Accept that things come and go, that there are bad days and good days. In other words, grow up and be realistic

>>514234335
>You aren’t going to be allowed to mold the world and study it

I'm already doing it

>>514232253 (OP)
Hey there! I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog. You may already know me.

I don't know what's happening in your guys' countries, but mine sure is going through a lot.

Eggman has took control over Green Hill Zone and he convinced all the animals to accept and welcome killer robots!

Little did they know, the killer robots kidnapped all of the animals! Tails told me that Eggman is trying to exterminate the animals with gas chambers!

Tails also told me that Eggman kidnapped Amy and Knuckles, and that they're somewhere in a cell.

I need to hurry and kick Eggman's butt to retake Green Hill Zone. But before I do that, I just wanted to check on 4chan to see how everyone's doing.

>>514232253 (OP)
fuck normies
fuck wageslaving

Hey my name is anon how are you doing ? Xyz observation.

>have a nice office job and good coworkers
>coworkers are social and eat lunch together which is nice to see
>i keep to myself and eat at my desk, don't care for eating with others
>we went to a workshop some time ago, spend an hour in car together
>all them laughed about smoking weed when young and had had several sex partners
>i laughed along, never had smoked, drank or tried the sex thing

>>514232253 (OP)
KILL ALL JEWS AND NIGGER

>>514232253 (OP)
Is that Hunter Schafer's tiddies?

>>514232253 (OP)

You just gotta be able to do something unexpected. Like bringing dildos to hockey games and stuff like that.

Explore your surrounding faggots

>>514234029
There's no need to be a paragon of humanity. It's not so important to wear your unwavering convictions like a nametag.
>>514234218
Has being an autistic cunt worked well for you? I admit some people (Karens mostly) get results with this MO, but it has diminishing returns and can wind up ostracizing you worse.

The time i spent with normals doing normal activies like clubbing will never compare to my times with my autistic friend discusing warhammer lore or playing with his sister and other autist dnd

>>514232253 (OP)
I joined a crossfit gym. Everyone there is a hyper autist. For the first time, I feel like I truly belong

>>514232253 (OP)
I have to be careful, but something like
>you know, it crazy Muhammad has 5 kids and we have none huh?
most of the time it's ok, sometimes, but especially if it's a woman, there will be slight drama, then I just slap them with other subtle takes
>kinda weird we aren't breeding enough to replace ourselves eh
and so on.

>>514235025
It's worked better for me than being a faggot and trying to fit in with plebeians. Autism is just inherited nobility. You aren't meant to fit in with the rabble.

>>514233543
> Don't listen to what people say, look at what they do.
Yeah, that’s exactly what makes normies, normies, they’re shortsighted cattle. They run on instinct, not on any real consciousness or rational thought. One moment they’ll say they care about you or love you, but it’s all cheap emotion they only feel in that instant. Nothing is constant with them. It’s like they don’t even have memory or depth, just animals acting on impulse. Most normies are basically NPCs with no self-awareness.

>>514234131
Don't you dare. Getting into politics requires social skills, so this is in fact political.

>>514232253 (OP)
Try this

>Hi I'm not a loser who uses 4chan. How about that, and how's your day going?

>>514232253 (OP)
So few months back a Somali a somali couple with two kids moved in our neighbourhood and I got to know them during sunday roast. The mrs started to eye me since then and we used to flirt back and forth whenever we bumped into each other at Tescos. Fastforward to last Sunday, I made out with her but I was too autistic to go further.

Just be yourself

>>514232253 (OP)
I found that simple comment on something that the normie is carrying, or their clothes/tatoos, or the place you are, usually gets them to start yapping a lot
You do that enough times, and they become your friends

For example, I went to this store
Usually they say "hi how are you", and I just say "good. I want X, Y and Z".
But this one time I said "I'm good. This is a big store you got here", and then I got this old lady to talk to me for like 10 minutes

You dont even need to do much, just a quick comment, pay attention to what they are saying, and add some commentary when appropriate
If you are in 4chan, there is a good chance you are a good noticer, just like me. Use that to your advantage

>>514235192
Your words indicate you're really content. To each their own, I suppose, but I've seen your type of mindset before and it never ends well.
That's the way society is though, it's easy enough to get in, but it requires the desire to do so in the first place.
Just a personal anecdote, but I look at it all from a standpoint of intellectual advantage. Walk softly, big stick, wolf among sheep, etc. I need to eat, after all, and living off govt gibs is insufficient for my mental well-being.

>>514235812
>You dont even need to do much, just a quick comment, pay attention to what they are saying, and add some commentary when appropriate
>If you are in 4chan, there is a good chance you are a good noticer, just like me. Use that to your advantage
Good advice.

>>514232253 (OP)
don't waste your time engaging with normoids unless they have some use to you

>>514232253 (OP)
0/10 no tail.

>>514232253 (OP)
1. The best way to avoid spilling the spaghetti because of intense focus on yourself is by diverting the subject to the what you know. The most natural way is take advantage of the attention you already paid to your surroundings(primary) and what you are working with(secondary) as the natural topics other than yourself. Teach them the fun in intense observation, recall and intuition.
2. If you don't know, be the one asking questions. That buys you time, and you can have even more time even when the answer is over because its appropriate to think in scilence before asking again.
3. Observe how normies tell each other to fuck off. You will use it a lot. Most inqury made towards you does not require you yourself to answer specifically.

>>514232253 (OP)
>Share your stories, what worked, what failed.
Nothing
Nothing fucking worked, not booze, not drugs, not actual meds, not being a gymfag, nothing
I just gave up and started consuming massive amounts of occult and esoteric literature back when I was about 20, being half-schizophrenic is much more soothing than being an anxious depressed autistic failure, although I still want to kill myself every 2-3 days at least it's not 100% of the time like before
Engaging with society in any way at all, from people to institutions, just ends up in getting me cut out and removed passively, like oil and water still separate after you pour them both in a bottle and shake it, people just sense when you're not normal in some way and remove you, even when you think you're a decent actor
Fuck this retarded disgusting world, I don't want to have contact with anyone

>>514232253 (OP)
nothign worked and everything failed
i'm turbo autism galore

>>514233050
Nice. You strokin'?

>>514232253 (OP)
I absolutely love big breasted women. I also absolutely love small breasted women. I like when small breasted women feel insecure about it and I make them feel good by lusting over them. I love when big breasted women feel wanted when I lust over them.

I love when girls with big bums and nice hips feel wanted because I lust over them. I love when girls who feel insecure about not having these traits feel wanted when I lust over them.

I like women and I like making them feel comfortable enough to be with me where we both let that animal side out. I don't want to be with a woman who doesn't want to be with me even if I think she's attractive.

>>514236050
I use this trick when socializing as well.

>>514236286
KILL YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH (BAN-EVADING ARGENTINIAN (Barneyfag)).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH.

>>514235627
>what's 4chan?
>it's that website for pedos
>how do you know about it?
>eeeeee

>>514236286
NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET

And before you fags start implying,
it's a gif, and if you load it and wait long enough, pic related appears.
Or if you open it in Photoshop, GIMP, Preview, EZGif, etc. it can show both frames immediately

https://ezgif.com/split/ezgif-5-3b5197d405.gif

>>514232418
autism is a sign of ancient soul

>>514236452
Based fellow incurable retard
Also some advice to other anons, if you can't get friends or a gf or something like that, don't beat yourself up over it, I actually managed to train myself well enough to get them and it more often than not is simply not worth it, there is a reason why you can't get them, and it's the same reason that will make everything fall apart if you fake it till you make it, you just covered it up for long enough to get a taste and realized that it isn't for you anyway
Most of the things that make normies happy won't make you happy, which makes perfect sense when combined with the fact that you probably can't attain it in the first place
Just like a nigger never invents anything and when he is freely given a thing built in advance he just ends up destroying it
But with social relationships as opposed to material stuff
Every once in a long, loooooooooooooooong time you will actually meet a person that your personality is compatible with and doesn't make your life hell, keep them in your life, they're rare but priceless

>>514232418
Its so fucking over

I want autistic frens

>>514232418
>>514236991

>>514237660
>I want autistic frens
if not vpn sure we can be fren

>>514232253 (OP)
>be wealthy
>meet chud online friends irl
worked for me