Thread 514238525

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>>514238525 (OP)
What about those uncontacted tribes?

I feel like the microplastics are making me borderline retarded

>>514238525 (OP)
Then we have nothing to worry about.

>>514238525 (OP)
Lmao that is so totally not true. You can absolutely still study the impact of microplastics. Where the fuck did you find this idiotic article?

>>514238610
nah, thats ur brown genes

>>514238525 (OP)
Because we are all the control group?

>>514238597
This, Sentinelese niggas are the control group

>>514238597
Aren't those agressive cannibals? Also, they probably eat fish with microplastics.

>>514238597
It's our duty to kidnap and scientifically torture the sentinelese island people.

>>514238639
This stupid board loves to react to shock tabloid headlines. I guess we're all here for the spectacle

>>514238764
>>514238639
>You can absolutely still study the impact of microplastics
you can't attribute any results/symptoms/effects due to JUST microplastics since there is no control (there is no person without microplastics in their blood) for comparison you stupid dense fucking morons.

>>514238525 (OP)
start alienmaxxing and abduct a bunch of those uncontacted tribals from the sentinel island for experiments

>>514238696
Well you can send a boat with a scientist on it and see what happens.

>>514238597
Microplastics have been found everywhere, those niggers probably have them from eating fish

>>514238830
I mean the study to find out if the microplastics turns the frogs gay would be rather simple.

>>514238597
plastic is in the rain, and in the water tables etc. theres nowhere to really escape it, its found in the highest peaks of remote mountains, to the lowest depths of the ocean
>>514238696
Sentinelese people probably have an even higher saturation of microplastics than you or me because they rely so much on fishing, and the Ganges and Brahmaputra rivers both dump out a few hundred miles north of the island

>>514238830
You can get surprisingly far with good regression analysis.
The bigger problem is that scientists are fucking retards who don't know math these days. Replication Crisis.

>>514238597
Microplastic particles are present in the atmosphere globally, leading to them being contained in rainwater. These uncontacted tribes are exposed due to rainfall.

>>514238830
You can study the levels of microplastics people are exposed to and see what's correlated with it. Is this why you don't understand climate statistics either? That research is valid even though there isn't a whole other non-polluted earth to study alongside this one.

North Sentinel Island. It’s time we made use of those fuckers. I bet the elites do this shit all the time. Epstine was friends with lots of scientists. They kidnap children all the time you bet they don’t kidnap North Sentinel test subjects?

>>514238525 (OP)
it's not a big deal, people will evolve to negate the effects or even benefit from microplastics

>>514239087
I would also say it has a large social component. Like a feedback loop.
There was a study that showed men have lower testosterone levels if his viehu was pregnant. I wonder how significant that would be. I would also say those that dont abide by those how do i call it "ofcom" rules have higher levels of testosterone. It is like the emperors cloths are really fitting like amorphuous.

>>514239340
t. retard

>>514239338
Yes less go there with muskets and now declare the females are ours, but only the busty ones, the shit ones they can have for themselves because we dont want them.

>>514239162
>Replication Crisis.
this is how you know you're talking to an actual retard. you read about this one time and start autistically spouting "MUH HECKIN REPLICATION CRSIS" in every thread, thinking you did something.
>You can get surprisingly far with good regression analysis.
you don't know what the fuck you are talking about so shut the fuck up.

>>514239340
Not possible, especially with plastic.

We'll probably just evolve to love plastic. Or we'll die. lol not my problem

>>514238525 (OP)
Reminds me of that time they wanted to vaccinate every single person on the planet within the span of a few months.

>>514239338
unfortunately Sentinelese people probably have an even higher saturation of microplastics than you or me because they rely so much on fishing, and the Ganges and Brahmaputra rivers both dump out a few hundred miles north of the island

>>514239650
Well we’d only know if we rounded up a few dozen of them for testing. Fuck this shit makes me hard. I think I might start a political party solely focused capturing North Sentineese

>>514239340
We arent bacteria.

You also cant blame the lower testosterone levels on just a seditary lifestyle also lower sperm counts. Maybe obesity fat is kinda like water it stores this.

>>514238525 (OP)
i read the average human brain now has 7grams of plastic in it.

>>514239868
some men for example will be more resistant to microplastics so there test will be higher and they will breed more

>>514240030
I would say that effects us all.

>>514238525 (OP)
MKplastics

>>514239443
>nonsensical contrarianism and name-calling without any attempt at refutation
This is how you can identify bots, human readers of /pol/.
They also can't post images.

>>514238525 (OP)
Unfortunately, yes. But we can breed lab animals in isolated environments for comparative studies.

>>514238597
They were exposed to the Indian Ocean all the time and are already contaminated.