>>514699549
Lol in final fantasy 12, the princess party member has a cute model for her character, but, her characters portrait makes her look really ugly. I found that shit so cool, because all the other party members are like 10/10s, which is what it takes dude. If you aren’t a 10 youre not gonna be in my fucking party. Unless, she’s the princess of the entire place. And yeah. Princesses are ugly as fuck because, yeah I mean. You have to be like 1 in 50,000 to be hot. And, 1 in 500,000 to be mega hot. But, a princess just pops out at random. Very bad odds of being in the high tier threshold of beauty, unless god intervenes. But yeah im pretty sure im the king of this entire realm and, am also in the super ultra hot tier and have by far the highest intelligence stat out of all the other game players of our simulated world. Im definitely like the main character, you’ve probably seen me outside talking to a girl and got a kick in your stomach like “damn, why does this fucking guy get to have so much fun?”. Buddy, your life is complete shit. You can also live as I live. You just need to hit rock bottom first. Drive a beat up old car, stay at your wife’s house, eat McDonald’s every weekend. And, theres nowhere left to go but up. Its a long climb to reach where I am, I mean, im the king of this entire reality after all. How did that happen? Well, I found this place before anyone else did. So, I saw tons of unthinking sheeple, the masses of NPCs who could not ascend to my heights. And, I claimed them. Now they work for me. They bow in my presence. They look up at me and are totally awestruck that they got to meet the guy who conquered the entire planet. You can also conquer the planet brother, just follow my advice carefully.