Thread 514674611

Sucks to suck, nigger.

Put in extra hours. Do side hustles. Get paid for things you normally do, like sucking dick.

>>514674611 (OP)
what do you do for work? are you satisfied?

*ahem*

>>514674611 (OP)
Just like raise your own chickens and grow your own potatoes, bro.

Plenty of farm and car wash labor jobs opening up my guy

>>514674611 (OP)
>Trump Promise: I will lower Hamburger prices ($5/lb under Biden)
>Trump Delivers: $9/lb for the same hamburger 8 months later.
I supported him in 2016, but I quickly figured out that:
1) He was a bald faced liar.
2) Goyim mean shit to him. He's 100% an israeli agent and traitor.

>>514674611 (OP)
You go pick them up and don't pay them, like niggers do. Do you think the trillionare owner trafficking children will miss out on 20 dollars?

>>514674863
This.

>>514674611 (OP)
>t. can't pull himself up by his bootstraps

>>514674811
I want to copulate with that chicken

>>514674611 (OP)
I can afford them just fine.

>>514674611 (OP)
eat some flies. Frogs will eat the bugs

Why don’t you just get your mom to buy them for you that’s what I do and it works great and then she cooks it too

>>514674611 (OP)
Go to Walmart
Buy whatever you want
Self checkout
Show your QR code here
Pol will pay for your groceries

>>514674611 (OP)
Food banks exist

So steal

>>514674611 (OP)
Nigger how???
My chickens lay me at least 2 dozen eggs a week and it costs me $6 a month. I planted 72 veggie plants in my garden and that cost me $25 and an hour and a half of my time. I can literally call my local government and they will drop 50lbs of meat (post processing) of high quality meat on my driveway for FREE

How the fuck are you starving my grocery bill is like, $60 a month, i spend more on vodka than i spend on food

>>514674611 (OP)
same here anon ive been living off of rats and grass for the past 3 months

>>514674611 (OP)
Do something about it.

>>514675523
>rats and grass for the past 3 months
I literally eat raccons

>>514674611 (OP)
your job, city, or pay is shit
stop being their pawn
sabotage and ghost em

>>514674611 (OP)
Take a grocery store food shipment truck

4lt milk $8
24 eggs $16
2kg mince beef $16
1 kg Pork belly $15
1 whole chicken $7
1kg beef liver $10
Assorted veg $10
bread $10
1kg bacon $17
Eating well cost like 100 dollarydoos

>>514674611 (OP)
tell me about it. i can't find a hooker to suck my dick for less than $100 dollars and all i have is $20. why is everything so expensive now?

>>514675626
>I literally eat raccons
How bad do they taste? Because they smell bad

>>514675626
Better get some mebendazole for that raccoon roundworm

>>514674611 (OP)
Only buy stuff when it's on sale dude. Have a varied diet so you can always find stuff on good sales. I literally don't spend anymore than I did 5 years ago because I exclusively only buy shit on sale. When something is on a big sale, I load the fuck up. 2 years ago the grocery store by me had chicken breast 50% off. I bought their entire stock, went again later, and bought more. Had a beautiful chicken&potatoes/rice meal every night for 2 months with that purchase (of course varied with different sauces and such)

>>514677366
>How bad do they taste? Because they smell bad
The bad taste is mostly texture from eating a body part, whole. The texture is tough and its like chewing on a boot. However i found that if you put the meat through a grindr it chops up the tough meat fibers effectively making it not taste gamey. Raccoon is actually really tasty once ground and I enjoy it.

Also, when i harvest raccoon its because i dont want to waste a racoon i killed because it was a nuissance. I don't harvest the full carcass, i will refrain from touching the chest and gut and only harvest the rear hind legs and thats still enough to make about 3-5 burgers

>>514677619
>raccoon roundworm
see above, i dont touch their intestines

>>514674611 (OP)
lol everything was cheaper at my local grocery shop

TODAY is THE DAY.

Will Bolsonaro manage to escape?!

>>514674611 (OP)
Try not being fat. Humans only need 1,500 calories a day.

>>514674611 (OP)
Shop at Aldi, and go to food pantries or churches to get a box of food every month. You may even qualify for footsteps, worth checking out.

Start going to your grocery store when they first open and head to the meat dept, all the sell-by meat is half off. Started doing this for ground beef -- buy a couple pounds, grab some taco bell seasoning packets (89 cents per lb of meat) buy whatever tortillas and cheese are on sale and premake a bunch of burritos for the week.

Do you own a croc pot? Super cheap croc pot meals too. Buy the discount chicken breasts and make chicken burritos the same way. Or Sausage greenbeans and potatoes goes a long way.

Stay away from the frozen food section, it's a rip off.

>>514674611 (OP)
>I CAN'T AFFORD GROCERIES!

Beans $1
Mixed vegetables $1.50
Rice $0.25

$Total....$2.75 / meal

$8.25 / day (at most)

Total / year....$3,011.25

How?

>>514679390
I lived off less than $15,000 per year about 10 years ago and paid for rent, gas, car, and food. I was in Olympic level fitness. No excuses.

>>514679888
This is me currently. picrel is my home gym that i bought with covid stimmies 5 years ago. you do need protein to be in good shape though. beans wont cut it. I have a theory that red meat,chicken, sausage are being artificially inflated in order to attack testosterone of the general pop. The jews dont want you working part time so you can lift weights and read books in your spare time. (which is pretty much what i do). when i was getting ebt 80% of my purchases was red meat.

>>514674780
Um, no sweaty

>>514679390
$3k /year on beans shyyiiit nigga

The population of violent incels is going up. They just keep getting angrier because girls go lalalala you cant touch my butt and the guy ends up shooting up a school.

>>514674611 (OP)
I have posted this guide before but let me give you some tips as i have been poor most of my life.
>1) You are poor now. you need to act like it. that $2 arizona green tea you just bought at the gas station? that is a LUXURY
2)shelter, food, transportation, electricity in that order. rent is always #1 you can default on everything else. internet, gym, haircuts those are luxury expenses. you are in survival mode now.
3)if you have a smart phone you are blessed. mint mobile is $20 unlimited data for a whole year if you come into a couple hundred bucks. $200 can provide you with a year full of entertainment
4) books- bible costs $20 and many churches give it for free. it will take you one whole year to read this $20 book, and that's just one book. Just because you are poor doesnt mean you have to be stupid
5)learn to cook. once you learn to cook you will never go out to eat again, because you know that you will always give your food more love than the nigger in the drive thru. The only time i eat out is sushi because it's the only thing i cant make at home.

Yes you can. Don't say stupid hyperbolic nonsense like that.

>>514679888
>10 years ago
Are you paying ANY attention at all? Why are you here?