Thread 514687192

My husband told me, there’s a ramp agent who’s Canadian here who met him irl. If you’re here I want you to convince him to go back to fly up north in Canada again because he was making lots of money and was actually doing stuff unlike where he’s flying all over the world and dragging me. Im 8 MONTHS PREGNANT

>>514687192 (OP)
You should jump

Ya winnin son?

YWNBAW (you) farming faggot

>there’s a ramp agent who’s Canadian here who met him irl. If you’re here I want you to convince him to go back to fly up north in Canada again because he was making lots of money
Hello fren.

>>514687192 (OP)
>Be on a Rez.
>Go to wedding.
>People keep asking me if I'm a cop.
>Months later.
>Fucking toddler mistakes me for one of his faggot cop dad's friends
>Comes over and waives at me.
>Now pilot anon thinks I'm a cop.


I am not a cop or member of a law enforcement agency, I am just a humble cod fisherman from Newfoundland.
And besides, my IQ excludes me from being one by exactly 37 points.

>>514687668
My husband says this “henlo fren, have you ever unload summit air? Have we met?”

>>514687192 (OP)
>who met him irl.
Kek, were you that guy in the northern store who picked up the chocolate bar, read the packaging how "supporting this bar supports women"
And then said "no, I don't think I will"

I was the dude who walked by and kept saying "based" "fucking based"

>>514687955
He’s a first officer ATR

>>514687903
No fren, they bought the airline.
I'm sure you've heard the story about how a few buckets of KFC delivered to remote northern communities is how "you get things done"

I am a humble slave of the cousins, I do what is asked and generally get paid 4hrs to watch the plane land, unload it, and then fuck off.
I have numerous pictures of me driving heavy equipment and other things on the runway I can't post due to the 1:15 chance of finding out where I am based on searching (town name, airport) and comparing mountains.

>>514687192 (OP)
>ramp agent who’s Canadian
i'm pretty sure that's who pissed in his flight bag at calgary airport

>>514688169
WTTTTFFF

>>514688169
Possibly.

On-top of stealing your laundry, and having their CI's transport firearms for you, pissing on your things is something they do.
They compromised my roommate and got him to piss on my floor in exchange for a gaming PC.


Their depraved, man.

>be me.
>In a position of trust in a post 9/11 world.
>Stroll onto the airport tarmac looking like I belong there.
>Casually stroll up to the plane.
>Start unloading boxes that aren't my responsibility.
>Anon asks me to drive the (Airport) truck.
>Ok, lol lmao.
>Reverse it in and start offloading baggage.
>Help the airport wagies out.
>My turn to unload.
>Go sit on a snowmobile and counterbalance the weight as we remove it from the plane with a skid steer.
>Casually stroll through the back room and across the weigh in scales just to violate established safety standards.
>Did all this while armed.
Man, did I ever tell you about that time the feds stole my knife and airport security gave them shit when they got back to normieland.

>>514687192 (OP)
https://youtube.com/shorts/egqNXPKW674

I have to admit, this works way better than the other woman hate threads on this board

>>514688740
I just want to get him a high paying job up north delivering tendies to the cousins.

:')