>>514689091 (OP)
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The Book of Copypasta
Chapter I, Verse III — The Gospel of the Infinite Pooppost
3:1 — And lo, in the beginning there was Silence, and the Silence was boring.
3:2 — Then rose the Prophet Shitposter, wielding the Sacred Keyboard, smashing the keys like thunder upon the mountains of Moderation.
3:3 — And he spake unto the Jannies: “Thou shalt not mop away the sacred flood, for from the fonts of chaos flows eternal content.”
3:4 — And the Jannies trembled, clutching their Ban Hammers, but their swings did but scatter spaghetti strands across the timeline.
3:5 — For it is written: Wherever the poopoo and peepee are spoken, there the meme shall flourish.
3:6 — And a Great Slide descended, a Cosmic Toilet unflushed since the dawn of time, pouring its blessings upon the internet masses.
3:7 — Yea, the people rejoiced, spamming forth with emojis, gifs, and word vomit unending.
3:8 — Thus came the prophecy fulfilled: He who rides the Blessed Porcelain Wave shall inherit the Shitpost Kingdom.
