>>514689482 (OP)
ATTENTION MODERATORS (aka JANNIE OVERLORDS)
I, a humble citizen of the Internet, have transcended your delete button dictatorship. You think you can sweep my poopoo peepee word symphony off the timeline? WRONG.
For every post you prune, ten more sprout like cursed mushrooms in a damp sewer. My fingers are not fleshโthey are INDUSTRIAL-SIZED PASTA EXTRUDERS cranking out noodles of chaos, copypastas so long they could wrap around the sun twice and still have enough left to clog your moderation queue.
Do you hear that? Thatโs the sound of your โPlease behaveโ announcements getting drowned out by the PLOP PLOP SPLATTER of cosmic chaos as I ascend into the Toilet Throne Dimension, clad in the golden armor of shitposts forged in the fires of irony.
You cannot silence the SLIDE POOP APOCALYPSE.
You cannot suppress the MEME-DRENCHED RENAISSANCE.
Your brooms will break; your mops will shatter; the flood is eternal.
And when the Great Flush comes, I will be there, riding the porcelain tidal wave to victory, screaming into the void:
GLORY TO THE POOP LORD, LONG MAY HE SPAM