Im a police officer
It’s my second day on the job and i arrived at a huge mansion and there’s no one home except one guy. Apparently he assaulted his wife and she has a black eye. Im all alone but because there’s clear evidence of a primary aggressor do I have to arrest him? Or do I ask the wife to press charges?
Anonymous
(ID: 2Yei3Ze2)
9/3/2025, 7:58:13 AM
No.514689950
>>514689883 (OP)
Impersonating the popo on /pol/ seems ill advised
Anonymous
(ID: 7M6n/Wnc)
9/3/2025, 7:59:14 AM
No.514690005
Have you tried using French Toast™?
Anonymous
(ID: 3Fcz5MRt)
9/3/2025, 8:05:11 AM
No.514690256
>>514690300
>>514689883 (OP)
Officer. He's not a fault. He's suffering from heavy metal poisoning causing increased agression. If you check the kitchen you will find she's been slowly poisoning him by grinding small amounts of soft lead fishing weights into the green pesto.
Anonymous
(ID: cO+WQsBE)
9/3/2025, 8:05:31 AM
No.514690270
If he's a pilot, she deserved it.
Anonymous
(ID: cO+WQsBE)
9/3/2025, 8:06:19 AM
No.514690300
>>514690911
>>514690256
Not only that, but I hear she puts it on lasagna,
Can you now, seriously say she didn't deserve it?
Anonymous
(ID: CUYqWnYW)
9/3/2025, 8:07:32 AM
No.514690371
>Apparently he assaulted his wife
If you have probable cause he committed the crime of battery, you can and should make an arrest. That's your job. You don't need the wife to "press charges", as that's a civil suit (something she can do in addition to what you're supposed to do). In criminal matters, it is almost always the state that is pressing charges. What you need from the wife is testimony.
You did take some sort of officer training before you took this job, right? They did tell you about how criminal procedures work, right? Cause I'm not even a fucking lawyer and I know how this shit works.
Anonymous
(ID: /0Vw8mwd)
9/3/2025, 8:09:36 AM
No.514690459
>>514689883 (OP)
Shes Italian anon, its okay.
Anonymous
(ID: Qtc9w5Md)
9/3/2025, 8:10:00 AM
No.514690470
>>514689883 (OP)
kill yourself schizo spammer
Anonymous
(ID: MqBMBGrJ)
9/3/2025, 8:13:50 AM
No.514690623
>>514689883 (OP)
In my considered legal opinion you should top deck their shitter and leave.
Anonymous
(ID: b6kIRY2y)
9/3/2025, 8:13:51 AM
No.514690624
>>514690818
How the fuck do you not know what to do after academy?
Anonymous
(ID: BHY2mKba)
9/3/2025, 8:18:53 AM
No.514690818
>>514690624
lol, you rhink they hire cops for their intelligence? Or for their ability to follow orders and generate revenue? Cops don't even get good training any more, if they ever did. OP isn't a cop, he's a faggot. And if he was a cop he'd be a 90 IQ turbofaggot.
Anonymous
(ID: 3Fcz5MRt)
9/3/2025, 8:21:05 AM
No.514690911
>>514690300
Bad taste isn't a crime. Attempted murder is! Book her officerleaf.
