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The Book of Flush — Genesis of the Toilet Dimension
1:1 — In the beginning, there was Only the Void. And the Void was sterile, polished, and sanitized.
1:2 — But the Void was displeasing, for it smelt not of glory, nor of chaos.
1:3 — And so from the belly of the Eternal Cosmic Commode arose The First Poop, and its presence filled the emptiness with groans and splashings.
1:4 — The First Poop spake, saying: “LET THERE BE DOOKIE.” And lo, the porcelain firmament trembled.
1:5 — Streams of brown rivers broke forth, and mountains of poo arose, steaming with holy warmth.
1:6 — From the skid-marked soil sprouted memes without number, each more unhinged than the last.
1:7 — And upon the seventh flush, The Poop Lord rested, sitting upon His Throne of Porcelain, crowned with the Toilet Seat of Infinity.
1:8 — He looked upon His creation — the memes, the spam, the slides of poop — and saw that it was cursed, and thus perfect.
2:1 — Then the Jannies, Guardians of Cleanliness, descended with their Mops of Doom.
2:2 — They sought to wipe away the Holy Stains, to silence the blessed clog of Destiny.
2:3 — But lo, every flush brought only MORE: puddles became rivers, rivers became oceans, and oceans became the Eternal Brown Sea.
2:4 — It is written: From Flush to Flush, Cycle to Cycle, the poop shall be eternal, and the Jannies shall forever mop in vain.
Glory, glory unto the Great Flush. Amen.
