Thread 514696631

Kim Jong-un is such a fat gook he has rice trying to escape from his pores

>>514696631 (OP)
That's a pircing, chud

>>514696631 (OP)
He doesnt look like the same Kim from even a few years back

>>514696631 (OP)
he should get that looked at

>>514696724
Gooks are weird, it's probably a symbol of good luck in their culture or something

>>514696631 (OP)
that's a mole/beauty mark and he seems to be trying to take it off
either by a string tied around it until it dries and fall off, either with a cold pen cryo thing
he just crossed his border and he is already falling for westernized beauty tricks

>>514697274
He's had it for years and you can see it in the new xi photos

>>514696833
Having a snaggletooth is apparently good luck in Thailand, based sexpat anon. How's the weather in Pattaya?
t. snaggletooth haver

>>514696631 (OP)
i wanna pop it

Kek that's a spitball, cause he's fat.

>>514697535
Hot as balls in Bangkok, probably going to stay inside until the evening
>t. White dork

>>514697535
so inferior genetics is good fortune, why not breed make them breed with each other for massive good fortune?

>>514698025
I think the sweetnspot is one lucky snaggletooth (preferably an incisor), beyond that you just have a fucked up grill like your average Englishman. No luck there obviously.

>>514697847
Ever swing by Nana Plaza?

>>514696631 (OP)
stfu u are envious of the life of the party

I dont get why he is so fat and dumpy tho. he studied in switzerland and likes basketball. should be a chad preppy kid, not a blob

>>514699901
Back in my younger nomad days. My next airbnb is right next to it, so I'll probably swing by at some point soon

Why is he the only fat person in his country?

>>514700438
>why so fat
Gooks are weird, it’s probably considered beautiful in their culture

>>514700460
Whats nana plaza?
>t. Visiting thailand for the first time next month

>>514696631 (OP)
That's a botfly larva

>>514696631 (OP)
squeeze that sucker

>>514700590
Red light district with whore bars

>>514696631 (OP)
My God, I really want to take scissors and just lop it off his face

>>514700521
He’s big boned

>>514700724
It's like going to an open air mall (I want to say it has three stories?) where you just shop for poonanny. It's a happy place. And if you want an entire city instead of just a shopper mall, you taxi down to Pattaya. That place is .... nuts

>>514696631 (OP)
how long has that been there?

>>514700460
Where are you from originally? How is the expat life once you're actually all-in? I hear the Thai will never really accept farangs and you'll never get a fair shake. But fuck it, I suppose we don't get a fair shake here either.

>>514696658
Kek

>>514700829
It's just a mole. I took one off with dental floss last month, his doc is probably leaving it there for biopsy just in case.

That's a baby garloid.

>>514696631 (OP)
it's a botfly. It's reminiscent of the cordyceps fungus, his flesh puppet skin shown for what it is, merely a host for something else.

>>514701979
Isn't nature miraculous?

>>514696685
how can you even tell?
oh...
found a fucking chink!
>>514701979
imagine the feeling of popping that motherfucker!

>>514701005
The US. I move around too much to really get too deep in any expat scene. As for paying the farang price, I mostly buy food at the 711 and pay for transport on the grab APP. Maybe they might jew me out of 5 baht for some street food, but who gives a shit

>>514701005
>Thai will never really accept farangs
Isn't it like that everywhere.
I'm Australian and had a Canadian boss who was an Australian citizen and been in Australia longer than I've been alive, but I never saw him as an Aussie. Because he still had a bit of a Canadian accent, and his vibe was a bit off because he spent the formative years of his life in Canada.
He was like "G'day fellow mates"
Pretty much every country is like this, right?
>you will never be Japanese
>you will never be thai
Who cares, you will never be Australian.

>>514703820
I'm from California, which is basically an Ozzie just 10-20 years into the future.

>>514700521
I saw various documentaries on North Korea, some using footage with hidden cameras.
Not one animal in there, no cats no dogs, much less pigs or cows.
I think he ate them all.

>>514696685
chicken tendies flow so fast

>>514703105
Digital nomad? I would totally do that if my skillset allowed it. I knew a guy who worked remotely from latin America and bounced around - Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia even Argentina. Made USD salary and paid peso prices while banging non-feminist women. He was a smart man. He thought about eastern Europe at one point but the time difference was too much.

>>514696631 (OP)
Thats a skin tag

>>514700438
Why do you think capitalists have always been depicted as fat people? That's because in the third world, fatness is privilege. He's fat because it's to make the poors seethe.

>>514704077
Yes. I'd say SE Asia>E. Asia>E. Europe>S. America
I guess a lot depends on personal preference and if you have set working hours. I spend most of my time in Asia

>>514704577
gods damn it, it's nice to see we are low on muttburger priority list!

>>514704577
Jealous. Go bang a 4'10", 90lb thai girl in Nana Plaza for me.

>>514705052
>bang a 4'10", 90lb thai girl
that's a fancy way to say
>go suck a dick

>>514705025
That's just his preference. I looove Baltic women. Severely underrated and overlooked. Seems like you get those fat germanic tittays + the long slavic legs, perfect combo. Right up my alley. Which of you three are the poorest, I forget? I want to scoop up a Baltic wife before Putler invades.

>>514705163
No the ladyboys are way bigger. Contrary to popular belief, you can spot them a mile away too.

>>514705238
>let me get some gold digger
lol
I always knew murricans are a bit ... special

>>514705332
Nah, I made some good crypto investments, I don't have to work any more. I can stay as long as the passport/visa allows and take my time. I can even hire a private investigator to help me weed out the undercover sloots or fembots. Anything is better than a westernized women, anon.

So, which one of you is the poorest again? I'm guessing...Latvia

>>514696631 (OP)
What do you want, he's a slick-haired morbidly obese korean rodent.

>>514705717
yeah, probably. but I guess it depends on the region as well.
... I just threw our brethren under the bus, didn't I?

>>514704304
Skin dug. He's a flaming racist/tribalist.

Good leader.

having a gross visible defect is a source of pride in the kim dynasty

>>514705802
It's for a good cause, you're helping out a fellow anon. How many Americans do you run into over your way? Is English widely spoken?

>>514705025
Lithuania is a massive shithole. It's super poor which is nice, but there is next to nothing to do. I spend a fair amount of time in Riga and Tallinn though

>>514704577
>I spend most of my time in Asia
based cheap cunny peruser

>>514706040
Lol you really do get around. What are the babes like over there? Physically, that's my type for sure but I've only met a couple here in my city, I want to strike the motherlode. If you get my drift.

>>514696631 (OP)
Look like he got a dirty whore.

>>514706033
>helping a fellow anon
you could be a kike, a streetshitter, a nigger, or more probably - a mutt of undetermined origins
>how many muttburgers?
where I live - none. in the shithole known as Vilnius, probably daily
>english widely spoken?
yeah... if you can call that english. fuckers try to act like they're hip, but you'll hear all sorts of incomprehensible babble. younger generation is better with the anglo-speak though
>>514706040
>Lithuania is a massive shithole
and thank Gods for that! even then, we are getting swamped with shitskins, not that it bother you any... fucking (((global))) citizen

>>514696685
He looks the same but fatter

His grandfather had similar skin issues. Product of inbreeding and rape.

>>514696631 (OP)
the crazy thing is, he only has a daughter. so shes going to be the ruler of North Korea one day.

>>514698025
>so inferior genetics is good fortune
Just look at your people as an example.

>>514706328
arr rook same

>>514696631 (OP)

It's a skin tag. It's a sign of hyperinsulinema. Which means he's probably type 2 diabetic.

>>514696631 (OP)
nasty
america wants to worship this btw

>>514703820
Get fucked cunt. I'm Australian and I consider plenty of immigrants to be aussie (culturally, idgaf about visa/pr/cit or your accent). Some of them get it, some of them don't. It being acting like an australian, considering it to be the best country and not talking about home all the time.
Sounds like your boss is one of the ones who never gets it and yeah, they stick out.
Or you live in woop woop like a spastic.

>>514706936
>plenty of immigrants to be aussie (culturally, idgaf about visa/pr/cit or your accent)
ah, the fabled (((nationalist))) of the cuntland!

>>514703820
>He was like "G'day fellow mates"
>Pretty much every country is like this, right?
So many aussies here in Alberta nowadays.
I like Bruce's more than Sukhdeeps.

>>514706998
I think it's a cool and unique part of our culture (being able to assimilate, without necessarily sounding like us)

>>514707247
then enjoy the (((assimilation)))... what are ya doing on 4chan then? tryin' to convert ebil nadsis?

>>514703902
>I'm from California, which is basically an Ozzie just 10-20 years into the future.
Naw you guys are more like B.C.
t. lived in Tracy and was an avid goer of the annual bean festival

>>514702244
it goes much deeper, they're huge

He keeps self hating shitskins like you in check tho

>>514707318
We have a lot of space and people == money
/pol/ is where I get my news.

>>514707434
holy shit! that goes right into the folder!

>>514698025
That is what they did
Every flip I see has their snaggletooth stat MAXED OUT

Imagine living in the simulation that has a dictator with face cancer.
I would dig the aesthetics.

>>514707592
anon wtf is wrong with u fren

>>514707733
you youngins... oldfags should do a real gore raid on your asses!

>>514708032
I'm glad you liked it!

>>514696631 (OP)
kek, HPV infection

>>514707733
Well anon, you can use the inmunity to gore and shit to work in the health bussiness.
>Be an absolute newfag to the internets.
>In messenger because I'm old as dirt.
>Friend just passed me a bosnian massacre video where they dig a knife in the throat of a poor soul and cut outwards.
>Those gurgling sounds.
>Jesus Christ, the sounds.
>Wake up next day as I had dude period and hangover.
>Puke all the noobiness out.

And thats an integral part of me being a nurse and being paid to be in a gore demented minefield.
It really pays and I can keep eating iberian acorn ham as a true white iberian chad.
Also I'm surrounded by female spanish nurses.
So yeah come to spain I guess. Gore traumatized white dudes are still better that raksheets and mohhamedians.

>>514708101
Jesus fuck, I felt that like a nailclipper on my tooth.