>>514702998 (OP)
(Slow, bluesy guitar intro)
Florida woman, stay away from me
Florida woman, mama let me be
Don't come hangin' around my door
I don't wanna see your gator no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time gettin' in the news with you
(Song kicks into the main riff)
Florida woman, stay away from me
Florida woman, mama let me be
You said you lost your pet python
And your sunburn's shinin' in the night
I don't know nothin' about your meth lab
But I'm scared you're gonna start a fight
Florida woman, get away from me
Florida woman, mama let me be
I gotta go, the hurricane is comin'
I see your name on the court log, it's hummin'
Your flip-flops and your tank top scream
A warning on the local news screen
Yeah!
(Guitar solo that sounds like a mosquito swarm and police sirens)
I live in a swampy paradise
I don't need your crazy advice
I shop at Publix and I wear shorts in the snow
I got my own weird shit, so go on, go!
Florida woman, wasn't gonna be your groom!
Florida woman, I'm leavin' this bathroom!
Florida woman, get away from me!
Florida woman, mama let me be!
(Outro with sounds of a distant Waffle House fight and a gator hissing)
Florida woman...
Florida woman...
Stay away!