>be me, 30yo /pol/ack
>spend 12 hours reading Protocols of the Elders of Zion
>finally understand the JQ
>realize my (((landlord))) is charging me 50% interest on rent
>try to evict him with a Mossad dossier
>he calls ICE on me for "hate speech"
>now I'm in a deportation camp eating matzo balls
>life is a kikespiracy
>spend 12 hours reading Protocols of the Elders of Zion
>finally understand the JQ
>realize my (((landlord))) is charging me 50% interest on rent
>try to evict him with a Mossad dossier
>he calls ICE on me for "hate speech"
>now I'm in a deportation camp eating matzo balls
>life is a kikespiracy