Thread 514704768

Are there any political tensions between Brazil and Argentina?

>>514704768 (OP)
just an impenetrable crust

>>514704768 (OP)
Me on top

>>514704768 (OP)
Wish i had a Brazilian gf, the women of this country are terrible

not that I know of, just footie banter
they're a bit uppity though even a lot of their people come here to study because they fail their ENEM exam.
pros: i get to shag some fat bunda maybe once a year during my designated sexo phase
cons. too loud

>>514704768 (OP)
No, but I hope Lula and his Guardia Vermelha invades and liberates us from this anglokike government.

>>514706657
The terrible truth is that women are awful everywhere. If you aren't skilled in the arts of domesticating bitches, then any "trad" girl you import will just turn into a whore after being exposed to the more liberal environment in your country. A woman is as big a whore as she thinks she can get away with being. In this day and age the only way to keep her from being a whore is to mindfuck her into thinking she can't.

>>514706657
Brazilian girls have big round asses, huge tits, and long girth fully functional cocks.

>>514706985

your mom

>>514704768 (OP)
>argentina
>white

>>514706985
Dudes will never even smack their woman's ass for misbehaving then complain that the woman is a bitch lmao.

>>514704768 (OP)
they made buffer states so they don't have much of a border

>>514704768 (OP)
>>>/lgbt/

>>514704768 (OP)
I want to hreed that blond twink

>>514707368
Bro, it's time, you will be my brazilian gf now

>>514704768 (OP)
Most gays are beer gutted bears and not cute twinks

>>514704768 (OP)
stupid sexy sudaca twinks

>>514707409
I'm straight, but I'll give you my bussy if you looks like op's picrel, as exeption

>>514707601
Hand it over, right now.

>>514704768 (OP)
>Are there any political tensions between Brazil and Argentina?
>>514706657
>>514706708
>>514706795
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back into the filthy chaco you came out of, you literal mono.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negro’s nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians’ obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the India of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families’ corpses, it’s the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself: Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>>514704768 (OP)
no lol

>>514707930
They be some dark black niggaz

>>514706657
the grass is always greener on the other side, hermano.

>>514707498
I'm a cute twink