Thread 514720308

SSI require you to have less than 2K in your bank account. How the fuck do you survive off this?

>>514720308 (OP)
>buy assets
>hide assets
>ask for more gibs

>>514720308 (OP)
wow

>>514720308 (OP)
>>514720425
All you need is a little Hutzpah

>>514720308 (OP)
You do what everyone on neetbux does and lie.

>>514720308 (OP)
You team up with 5 or 6 adult relatives who also have $1999.99 and split a 2 bedroom apartment in the barrio. All of you apply for the gibs.

>>514720518
not true; im on neetbux and im honest not anti social

>Have money
>Still demand gibs

>>514720425
That's cheating! :0

>>514720787
yes it should be income like any other pension. shitty corrupt system

>>514720308 (OP)
Some people find a way just fine, maybe make some friends, join a new religion.

Fun fact, Kiryas Joel has the highest poverty rate in America.

>>514720308 (OP)
work as a self employed contracting courier where you deduct business mileage from gross commissions and make $40k gross on a 1099 but after allowable deductions report under $200 net thus qualifying?

I think a lot of ssi recipients are sharing expenses living together

>>514720308 (OP)
You can't. That's the point.

>>514720425
>buy assets
Counts towards the $2,000.
>hide assets
They have ways of finding out and always do. They're pretty fucking draconian about it all.
>ask for more gibs
They won't give you more than your alloted amount, which isn't much.

>>514720787
$2000 is your emergency funds or to buy a piece of shit car. It never lasts. The whole SSI system is cruel to anyone relying on it.

I don't even get paychecks under 2k (each week)

>>514720308 (OP)
It would seem that you don't do it by spending that money on food or shelter.

>>514720871
>welfare should be income
What would be the point of taxing SSI?
It's literally money from the govt..
Why would the govt. tax itself?
Are you legit retarded?

>>514721111
SSI recipients are typically on Section 8 housing, having roommates, or living with family. Those that don't are homeless or renting a cheap shithole apartment.

>>514720787
SSI is what you paid in dumb nigger

>>514721598
You get more money working part time at McDonald's than you get from SSI.
SSI is a joke.

>>514721760
SSI is not what you paid in.
SSDI is what you paid in.
SSI is welfare for disabled and elderly and it's a ridiculously low amount.

>>514721785
True but good luck getting a job at McDalits, if you're white.

>>514720308 (OP)
>be me
>get laid off along with 300 hundred others for a bunch of pajeets
>get on SSI
>hit the max, $600 a week
>which is less than half of what im used to making
>apply for EBT
>SSI counts as income
>im approved for only $20 a month because i make too much money from unemployment

>>514723420
>SSI
You mean SSDI, you utter dolt.
SSI gives you a max of around $900 for an entire fucking month. It also doesn't count as income and can't be taxed.

>>514720308 (OP)
Have multiple bank accounts.

>>514723651
>You mean SSDI, you utter dolt.
No you nigger, SSI, Supplemental Security Income
>SSI gives you a max of around $900 for an entire fucking month
Here its $600 a week

>>514723903
You're utterly wrong. Federal maximum is $967. Just admit you're a retarded faggot who has no clue what he's talking about.

https://www.ssa.gov/oact/cola/SSI.html

>>514720308 (OP)
Buy monero and live off prepaid gift cards

>>514723903
That federal max is PER MONTH.
Go cry now, little nigger trash spawn.

>>514720910
The pain of nostalgia

>>514724279
I miss the 80s.

>>514724154
>You're utterly wrong. Federal maximum is $967
>>514724250
>That federal max is PER MONTH.
>Go cry now, little nigger trash spawn.
>federal
>federal
>federal
Allow me to BTFO your retarded nigger post with a single image

>>514720308 (OP)
https://youtu.be/ElMxnOugw18

Buy and hold Physical Silver

>>514724516
>BTFO
Nowhere does it state that is SSI and not SSDI, you absolute nigger brain.

>>514724641
That is the gayest fucking picture I've seen all week

>>514724516
Also...SSI is NOT taxable.
SSDI is. Eat my dick.
https://www.irs.gov/faqs/social-security-income

>>514724690
>Nowhere does it state that is SSI and not SSDI
It doesnt say SSDI either nigger, im not disabled, i was on regular state-funded supplemental security income
>>514724861
>Also...SSI is NOT taxable.
The portion that the state stacks on top of the federal benefits IS TAXABLE nigger
God, you must love being wrong and retarded
>Eat my dick
I only suck off cute guys who are smart, you are fat and retarded

I'm going to the store to get sushi so in the meantime you can contemplate the negative effects of being mentally defective

>>514720308 (OP)
>How the fuck do you survive off this?
you live with mom, like the rest of the NEET ELITE here on /pol/

>>514720308 (OP)
>How the fuck do you survive off this?
You don't. Get a job, you fucking nigger.

>>514725151
SSI is not state funded.
You're just a fucking retard.
The amount you receive is what indicates you receive SSDI and not SSI.
AGAIN. You're just a fucking retard.
SSI is not taxable and no state gives an additional amount that equals the amounts you posted.
AGAIN. You're just a fucking retard.
>posts cope, projection, and seethe, then runs away like a bitch who knows he's just a fucking retard.

>>514725442
If disabled people were all capable of working like normal people, they would because the amount you get for SSI is a fucking joke.

>>514720308 (OP)
You don't. They're hoping you die, but they also require you to consume. Nobody but capitalists has ever accused a capitalist of being intelligent.

Do everything in cash.

>>514726380
They find out eventually.

I'm on SSI. I get roughly $950 a month from SSI and a little more from food stamps. It's not much to live off of but it means you don't have to work. No one ever said the NEET life was glamorous.

>>514727565
I forgot to mention it comes with medicaid which is comprehensive medical coverage for free. Which is more than most wagies get.

>>514726380
>>514727444
>Two tranny glowniggers talking to each other
On /pol/?! I, for one, am SHOCKED!

>>514727929
>copes angrily as he furiously masturbates his pajeet micropene to goatfucker porn while using piss and shit as lubricant

>>514727444
Really? My drug dealer NEET just threw down $5k for a PC and has bought several guns.

>>514727929
Wrong answer, broke bum ass nigga. Off to the void for you.

>>514728069
>has fagflag
>replying
>thinking anyone read it

>>514720308 (OP)
i think i read they are expanding able benefits i suggest opening an able account if you qualify i have about 20k saved up. also look at what you can actually buy one of these for instance is jewelry i have a 24k platinum chain you just gotta dyor cause they dont help for shit

>>514720308 (OP)
I believe
>invest excess cash money into your own primary home by doing home improvements
>buy physical gold
>use money to buy seeds and start a garden of food commodities like potatoes
>last but not least, also do car improvements like making it have the best brakes, or so

>>514725607
>SSI is not state funded.
in my state it is both state and federally funded
>The amount you receive is what indicates you receive SSDI and not SSI
again, its SSI not SSDI
>SSI is not taxable
again, what the state provides is taxable
>AGAIN. You're just a fucking retard
I literally posted proof of my weekly benefit amount. Its SSI not SSDI you're literally coping and seething about your retardation and doubling down on it

>>514720308 (OP)
>withdraw savings
>keep less than 2k in bank account
Whats so hard?

>>514729653
you are a worthless avatarfag who talks like he lives in an anime and is talking out of his ass. there is no state in the union that gives over $600 a week in SSI otherwise everyone would move there. You also say you aren't even disabled which would disqualify you for SSI automatically. It looks like you are getting some kind of survivor benefit or adult child benefit.

>>514730131
>It looks like you are getting some kind of survivor benefit or adult child benefit
its neither its when you get laid off for no fault of your own so the state gives you money

>>514730574
that's called unemployment which is an entirely separate program from SSI

>>514730669
im not a welfare nigger so idk all your crazy welfare nigger acronyms

>>514728172
>continues his pajeeting

>>514729653
>SSI
You will always be wrongtarded, retard.

Show me where it says you get SSI.
Protip:You can't.

>>514729863
>just keep it under your mattress, bro
Enjoying be robbed by opportunists.

>>514731401
>Show me where it says you get SSI.
show me where it says i get SSDI
protip: you can't

>Have enough credits for SSDI
>No enough in the past ten years
Going to eventually end up homeless. Probably could get SSI but once my parents die, that won't be anywhere near enough to live on.

>>514721365
>be me
>buy crypto with cash
>profit
It's that easy

>>514720308 (OP)
By getting SSDI instead, retard

>>514730831
>finally admits he's retarded

>>514720308 (OP)
You don't

>>514730574
>thinks unemployment is the same as SSI
Again. You're just a fucking idiot.

>>514730831
>thinks welfare was created for niggers
>thinks SSI can be exploited by niggers
You are truly stupid. Welfare was originally intended for white women, children, the elderly, and the disabled. Not niggers. ...and getting on SSI is damn near impossible. They have a litanny of difficult requirements and reject you repeatedly even if you obviously qualify.

>>514731612
Look at the dollar amounts, faggot.
They give it away that you are NOT on SSI. How are you this retarded?
Are you an actual nigger?

>>514731742
>thinks it can't be found out when he buys expensive shit he can't normally afford
Retarded jeet.

>>514723832
It's tracked by your social security number, which every legit bank account you have is linked to. You genuinely have no idea how invasive the government can be until the SSA, as well as the IRS, thinks you're lying or hiding money (and they're complete cunts for no reason and assume you're lying, even when you show them proof. Then, they accuse you of taking advantage of their mistakes [which they also never make, because "the government never makes mistakes"] and threaten you even more. It's truly soviet show-trial type shit dealing with some mystery meat emboldened with power of a government behind them, whose sole purpose is to find any way to kick you off, while your government freely hands it to jews and wetbacks and niggers.

>>514731483
How the fuck would anyone know?

>>514734976
Thieves always know where to look, retard. You're not the first to be victimized by niggers and jews can literally smell money.

>>514721365
>>buy assets
>Counts towards the $2,000.
No it doesn't

>>514735407
How would they know OP has money at his place retard?

>>514735435
Yes it does. As per the rules of SSI assets, etc., anything you own that has monetary value counts against your asset total, with the exception of 1 house and the land it's on, 1 primary vehicle used for transport, clothing, and items not being purchased as assets.

Buy gold jewelry...most of it counts as assets, except wedding/engagement rings, etc.. Buy collectible comics and similar shit, it can be counted as assets.

You have no clue how very kiked the whole system truly is. Don't believe me? Look it all up.

>>514735671
Niggers don't need to know to rob you. They just need to be drunk/high and bored. Niggers are everywhere these days. Some niggers are even white.

>>514720308 (OP)
Put all of your money beyond 2k into crypto

>>514720308 (OP)
FUCK REPUBLICANS AND KIKES!

>>514736017
i used to spend it on gpus to mine which was untraceable now crypto is fucked everything need kyc and mining is dead

sell drugs
prostitute yourself
work a job that pays under the table/ gig job like mowing lawns and house cleaning that people will pay you in cash for.
being on ssi/ssdi lets you work some amount of hours a week i believe

use food banks and food pantries

>>514720308 (OP)
In poverty. Playing league of legends. On your dead grandmas laptop. Smoking weed out of a Gatorade bottle

>>514720308 (OP)
Those rules only apply if you are a white male.