Thread 514721691

NOW POST HER BLOWN OUT ROAST BEEF AND PICTURES SHE DREW OF HER GETTING FUCKED BY OTHER MEN WHILE SHES MARRIED WITH CHILDREN

I need to get me a wife like this and a like like this

didn't read
built for bbc

>>514721691 (OP)
having servants do all your work is based and aristocratic-pilled

pizzacake? the notorious content plagiarizer who sued /ourguy/ Based if True?
Who did she steal her content from this time? Last time I heard it was from Ben Garrison.

>>514721691 (OP)
Its funny when you can legit see the jealousy and contempt come through. Its always an unintentional self own.

We all know the average 'tradwife influencer' is just a grifter, but there are real legitimate tradwives out there, a small number but they do exist and they are real. The only problem is that they want traditional men, not whinny robots.

>>514721691 (OP)
She seems nice. Am I supposed to want some aposematic communal petri dish with the ice coldest takes this side of Antarctica instead, or what?

>>514721691 (OP)
>ugly woman is compelled to broadcast her seethe through the internet
Why does this happen

>>514721691 (OP)
No referent, all seethe.
Lefties the way I like them.

>>514721806
I want to fuck pizzacake in comic form

No but for real as a thought experiment if you were a teenage boy and saw pictures of your moms hairy gash and her drawings of her as a cartoon getting fucked by multiple dudes at once, do you jerk off to it?

pizzacake here. i sincerely hope you guys will check out my up and coming onlyfans page. i make GREAT content!
https://onlyfansfuck.com/patreon/pizzacakecomic/pizzacake-ellen-woodbury-patreon-leaked-photos-dec-4-2023/

>>514722422
>weird face
>sad tits
It’s over

>>514722181
Statistics suggest the answer is yes.

>>514722422
Ugh gross fridge body, why would anyone pay money to see this flap chest when there are better women escorting or on onlyfans?

>>514722422
i think i am gonna throw upppppppppppppp

>>514721691 (OP)
this is correct though
all le epin tradwives xd you see online or grifters sucking retards from their money

>>514721691 (OP)
>$2.1M home
>staff
hahahahahahahahaha

>>514722422
what the fuck is that ghoul like face lmao would NOT a single bit

>>514721691 (OP)
>rightoids discover that their post war opulence was an anamoly
Yea no shit trad wives are a fiction. They worked constantly. They didn't have gadgets to help with the housework, didn't have cheap clothes, ready made food from the supermarket.

>>514722010
This. Absolutely seething while drinking wine alone in the apartment they can't afford.

>>514721691 (OP)
nailed it. they're whores. all women are whores. they pretend not to be whores so you simp for them, making them WHORES.

>>514721691 (OP)
https://youtu.be/haf0z6b6O6k

Is this supposed to be Nanci Pelosi?

>>514722627
Uhhhhh mommy ohhhhhh
That’s how everyone should comment on her posts

>>514722422
>skills so bad and the product offering so poor she has to resort to the ez low hanging fruit of prostitution to make ends meet
pottery.

>>514722422
Haha holy shit she has some balls going after tradwives while trying to be a literal internet whore

>>514722627
I’m in the mood for Arby’s all of a sudden

>>514722422
This site sucks as a search what the hell, it can’t even find popular accounts

>>514721691 (OP)
the left can't 'toss

>>514722766
Just stop posting you festering fucking idiot

>>514721691 (OP)
>>514722010
pol agrees with her takes on tradwifes though.

Why is this filthy slut's opinion on tradwives relevant? A woman who has lived in sin her entire life shall never appreciate the beauty of a traditional lifestyle.

>>514723035
Go back

>>514722422
You look disgusting and your comics are all just lectures.

>>514722422
overbites are fucking disgusting. hang all chinlets.

>>514722627
Gross unfeminine jewess bod.

>>514721691 (OP)
>trad bad
ok incel

Look at that cavernous gash. Look at it. Lose yourself in the endless void. Stare straight into the depths of hell and hopelessness and know in your heart of hearts that this bitch desperatly wishes you don't notice that she's a 6/10 past her sell by date whos only redeeming feature is that her tits are too small to sag.

>>514723035
/pol/ agrees you’re a gay faggot who has sex with men

>>514723323
Uhhhh mommy ohhhhh

>>514723323
I feel like she made this thread herself to viral advertise her shitty comic and it has spectacularly backfired

>>514721691 (OP)
>draw a caricature of a trad wife
>intentionally try to make her repulsive
>fail and she's still attractive enough to wish I had a wife like her
Trad wife aura is STRONG

>>514721691 (OP)
made it better

>>514721691 (OP)
It's funny because pizzacake is an onlyfans whore with a hank hill ass, who does the same thing, but by being a whore

>>514721691 (OP)
This is some premium grade seethe

>>514723323
bitch looks like brianna wu

>>514723323
For me, it's the Arby's Big Montana™. The best fast food sandwich. A full half pound of roast beef between two steaming sesame seed buns. And not just your average roast beef, Arby's moist and delicious Slow Roasted™ roast beef. I even ask for extra Horsey Sauce™ packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for Horsey Sauce™ packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly Arby's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Arby's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my Arby's signature Curly Fries™ in Horsey Sauce™, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Arby's. We Have The Meats®

>>514721691 (OP)
>everything’s a grift

color me honked

>>514722422
The kind of girl you pump, dump and don’t even bother bragging to the bros about. It wouldn’t even be an achievement, if anything it’d be like bragging about chewing some gum.

>>514723185
This shit is so fucking cute
loli pro wrestling is amazing

>>514723185
Holy shit she was kicking his ass. That is incredible

>>514723460
Kek no, I made this to comment with my fellow poltards and see comments like these >>514723735

>>514723323
>6/10
Bro, 4/10 at best. With her pussy visible, 3/10. Even a bag over her head doesn't help. If she went the muscle-mommy route and learned some actual makeup skills, she could MAYBE work her way up to 6/10.

>>514722766
>I listen to and repeat everything jews tell me and there's nothing anyone can do about it!

>>514723323
damn that pussy really is blown out. fucking her would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Still, she thinks she is valuable because infinite jeets will pay $5 to see bobs and vagene, and you're an "incel"

>>514723716
lol reply with this on her reddit threads and see how fast you get b&

>>514721691 (OP)
Kek, she heard we make fun of her nudes here but she has to pretend she's proud of it.

Furthermore, I demand the immediate public release of all information related to Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking business.

>>514722627
The definition of mid
Yes, she’s maintained a healthy weight and yes she has acceptable amounts of all the assets, but thats it. It’s like the illustration of the average adult woman that you find in most biology textbooks popped off the page and tried hitting on you.

>>514723323
>blown out vag
>trimmed pussy hair looks like dirt
seen better

>>514722793
It's when you let on that something is pissing you off that you've already lost. Dudes learn this early, we use dark humor for it sometimes, but you never let anyone know you're actually mad or it's just you who will look retarded in the end.

>>514724005
I'm sure she feels super empowered now. that's what the jew said she'd feel, so it must be true, right?

Right?

>>514722422
>>514722627

>>514723893
Kek based faggot

>>514721691 (OP)
troons cant help but be obnoxious pieces of shit in every sphere in life can they


jfc man

>>514722422
>>514722627
>jannies delete the exposee pics on the shill but not the actual comic shill thread
really makes you think eh

>>514724444
Kek
You know what, I’m not even gonna bother to correct you. She might as well be a troon

>>514721691 (OP)
yeah I guess your nice house is only legitimate if you showed your butthole to thristy muslims for the money.

>>514724490
They’re deleted because /pol/ isn’t the place for nudes. Thats what all the other adult boards are for

>>514724490
because the jannies are troons and shitskin jeets.

if you haven't noticed by now you genuinely have a bad case of nigger brain

>>514724490
So did her husband take these pics?

>>514724527
after reading everything that abomination puts out any reasonable man comes to the conclusion that dude aint no fucking woman

>>514724490
lmfao,you gotta be joking

>>514724584
But gore is ok? Fuck off, I get not shitting up the board with porn but let us post nudes, it’s not a blue board.

>>514724490
Theres a very specific kind of woman that almost no one, not even the horniest and most desperate, are interested in seeing naked.
She’s one of those

>>514721691 (OP)
Im not even gonna read this one. Political comics always blow unless they’re directly mocking another political comic. There’s nothing any of us can do to convince pizzacake to stop making comics so why bother?

>>514724584
Whence is this written?

>>514724749
this nigger knows the score. exactly.

>>514724808
Yeah there was no rule banning porn on /b/ and look what happened there

>>514722422
I would

>>514724749
I’d throw her a fuck just out of curiosity same with Lena Dunkems

>>514725034
hope you like HPV

HSV status unknown, but is a definite plausibility

>>514722805
The only anon who gets it. THEYRE FUCKING WHORES EVERY SINGLE ONE

>>514725118
Fuck it I’m halfway to 70

>>514721691 (OP)
all sounds based and trad what's the problem?

>>514725204
those are your best years you dumb asshole do not even let this low level skank have even the slightest crack at them until youre 50

>>514721691 (OP)
you can just tell whoever made this is seething hard

>>514725376
Based thanks anon I will preserve my purity

>>514721691 (OP)
Tradwives haven't been invented yet.

>>514723598
Underrated.

Do you think her kids know what a naughty mommy she is?

>>514725992
so true

>>514723598
Who is the King of Mars? Ares?

>>514723598
lmao

>>514723323
that's just what a vagina that's given birth looks like incels.

>>514723185
How did he hide his erection through all of this?

>>514722766
Maybe we should start a new world war then?

>>514722010
Yeah I the message is basically
>women can only be trad wives if they are mega rich and have everyone else do the work anyways
>good thing I'm a whore who hops from boyfriend to boyfriend and am poor!

>>514724490
delete it again faggots i have 20000 vpns

>>514722010
yeah, the whole thing reeks of sour grapes.

>>514724749
A lot of this is sour grapes, im relatively certain shes look matched for at least half of the incels itt because shes absolutely mid and nothing special but also not a disgusting fat hambeast. Beyond gooner fantasy fuckball comparisons to their favorite born slut at least half of the nerds shitting on her here would be ecstatic if she payed them some attention and gave up her wet bits.

That said my wife is way hotter/feminine and her pussy doesnt look gashed out like that despite having just pushed out my child.

>>514727366
delete this one too don't forget to do it for free you faggots

>>514727425
Labia shape/size is largely genetic and has nothing to do with how blown out a pussy is by sex or childbirth.

>>514727637
say it with me
>i do it for free and i should kill myself

based vpn schizo

>>514722766
>get work done
>play with kids/do hobbies
OH NOOOO
>>514725592
Based

>>514723460
She's popular on Reddit and this comic is top of the front page right now. Their traffic mogs 4chan 10x over.

>>514728005
Yeah but how do her pussy pics do, are they getting iron man numbers?

somebody needs to study the connection between childish cartoons and liberalism
I guess the correlation is obvious but I feel like it is being utilized in a demonic way that warrants investigation

>>514721691 (OP)
>parody strawman still more sexier than anything artist shat out

oh NOOOO THERE'S EVEN MORE
https://www.fapshots.com/pizzacakecomic-pizza-cake-comics

>>514727425
speak for yourself, that 6 foot plus turbo Aryan with a fat bank account that people larp as? that's me, very "unironically"

this bitch is several rungs beneath me. even dudes lower on the social scale shouldnt even settle for this awful, self entitled feminist trash. they have self respect also

>>514728208
lol tits like two suicide notes stapled to a doot

goodbye cruel world

>>514721691 (OP)
Comics by bitter nons

>>514728297
>it's a CANADIAN
GO FIGURE

>>514728379
>a fucking leaf

once again

>>514728379
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES DOGFUCKERS

>>514722955
Try
Coomer.au

>>514728379
3/10

>>514728148
some people can't function in society due to having everything done for them growing up so they want the government to solve their problems for them.

>>514721691 (OP)
kek absolutely seething

>>514728621
>that speck in the lower left corner
Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
https://derpibooru.org/2065473

>>514721980
You will need to import a lot of brown people if you want proper servants.

>>514728951
It's by design. Jews infantilize adults and encouraged parents to sabotage their kids by never letting them be independent. Then government becomes the new parents/husband.

>>514723323
>>514728855
Hope Solo has a more attractive vagina.

>>514723185
cutest thing ever

this is really what i would think sex with brianna wu would look like
downs lookin motherfucker

>>514722422
Wood not berry

>>514726841
(you)

>>514721691 (OP)
Are all of these comics just straw man arguments?

>>514721691 (OP)
>Brown people larping as right wingers
This board sucks.

>>514727425
She's the definition of mid. The kind of girl that if you met out at a party or bar and she was into you, you might take her home for an easy lay. But you aren't going to put any real effort into getting with her. And then afterwards, you aren't going to be embarrassed about it or worried about your buddies finding out and giving you shit, but you also aren't going to bragging about bagging her either.

>>514728855
>absolutelydisgusting.pmg
That said, this will be of great assistance with no-fap november

>>514726841
it's perfectly normal to want to play with children without wanting to fuck them anon.

>>514722422
>Ellen Woodbury
Wood bury indeed

>>514729596
well all political cartoons are and that's what makes them funny. Left-wing ones are just low-effort rage bait though and not funny at all.

>>514729596
straw man with self inserts, and anything masculine reduced to absurdity

yes

this bitch needs the full /pol/ Lainy makeover

The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vaginas are like that. My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you cant see the labia. Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin.
Same as the "uncut dicks smell" thing. I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

>>514723598
Kek
Bravo

>>514723735
>>514723323
Remind me of that /k/ slut scammer egirl

>>514722422
Your picture vanished.

>>514731146
ever since the 4chan hack there has been even heavier moderation on red boards like pol but they are deleting all the relevant shit. guess eglin is BIG mad about that

>>514721691 (OP)
>>514721806
>>514721880
>trad wife
>only referring to influencers
totally irrelevant brainrot

>>514721691 (OP)
>Pops out kiddos instead of camming her asshole for strangers
Disgusting

Upper class trad is still trad. No shit the daughters of lawyers and bankers don’t want to live like 15th century peasant wenches. Only a woman could think this is profound.

>>514729707
Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
https://derpibooru.org/2065473

They appear in the pupils.

Guys the more I see her mounds and flaps, the hungrier I get. What gives?

>>514722422
>it's a jew
makes total sense

>>514723735
>>514723323
Remind me of that /k/ slut scammer egirl

>>514731404
>>514723735
>>514723323
forgot pi

>>514731677
>Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
this bit is more worn out than pizzacake's pussy

>>514731803
wtf is justpassingthrough? or rather who the fuck is that?

>>514722422
>Pizzacake
>More like Roastbeefcake

>>514721806
Kek

>>514731862
just some fake and gay bit some autist does. both the fed pepe poster and 'kys barneyfag' poster are the same bot on different IPs.

>>514721806
the comic or the artist
>we have both

>>514723598
Wait a minute…

>>514721691 (OP)
>$2.1m home
>staff and 8 kids in private
rentoid true poors are really out of touch

>>514722422
jezzus shes so fucking bland like she has nothing

>>514732239
yeah more like 21 million dollar home

>>514731774
Burn to death
https://derpibooru.org/2270063

>>514732354
you just proved his point, stupid.

>>514732603
why are there colorful voxels around a childrens cartoon time schedule?