Thread 514722937

Apologize to daddy.

>>514722937 (OP)
i used to like sam hyde, until he showed his true colors as a sex tourist

Sorry about you're gyno my dude.

>>514722937 (OP)
He looks raped no?

>>514722937 (OP)
One of the original funniest. A true classic

>>514722937 (OP)
He needs to apologize for associating with that gay little spic

>>514723423
Sam is the original raped.

>>514722937 (OP)
Why would you go shirtless looking like this? Self humiliation?

>>514722937 (OP)
what happened to him?
why did he stopped showering, and started wearing hobo clothes and glasses?

>>514722937 (OP)
Sorry faggot

>>514728811
Raised pant leg is a freemason thing. He's Jewish. His boxing personality (the candyman) has the same gematria value as Sam hyde.

>>514729765
I think he crossed the point of no return when it comes to looks. So why not just make a character out of yourself and try going full beast?
He may not be much of a looker, but:
1) Women don't actually care about looks that much
2) He's physically strong and large
3) He's well-liked, famous, and has natural leadership qualities.
4) He's smart
5) He's funny
I say the above as someone who doesn't like him especially. I think he's gone into grift mode and peppers it with just enough /ourguy/ talk that it keeps selling.
I think at some point he decided he was gonna get paid for himself, Nick, and Charls (and Eric Haydn) so his World Peace contributors could get the payouts they deserved. And simultaneously dragging his entourage up with him.
I consider those 'Great War' guys to be just his entourage. Jet, that wigger, the fat one.

>>514723144
He's also Jewish

>>514722937 (OP)
skibidi chungus

>>514730390
And a Freemason

>>514722937 (OP)
The retard who got mogged by an old man (Harland Williams)?

>>514730521
Nick hates when his parents fight

Bump. Sam hyde is a human trafficker

>>514722937 (OP)
hes a jewish freemason fuck him

Isn't this guy a pedophile?

>>514722937 (OP)
ugliest and unfunniest person in existence

>>514732818
>white man is a pedophile
what a shocker

>>514722937 (OP)
The flat Earth episode of his podcast was really funny. At first I though it was really dumb but now I see that he is actually a mastermind
This is how you treat flat Earthers. You well poison the well poisoning and make a big laugh of it all

>>514732818
She was 16 and a fan of his. He was 29. He took her to a 16 aoc state to fuck her which is illegal.

Also Fishtank is literally Jet (r9k incel) running a human trafficking and grooming ring.

>>514732972
He's Jewish.

>>514730158
Sam is disgusting. How do people not see.

>>514733140
Ok but the Earth is actually flat

>>514730158
All right, I'm beginning to notice a pattern

>>514724332
Sam worships moloch man.

>>514733712
Builds a cult of personality. Always stays ironic, so he can discount fuck ups as a joke or bit.

Say JEWS in a funny voice and NIGGER ever 15 minutes to pretend you are counter culture and edgy.

>>514733968
Yeah he's a gay Jew, worked with Fed fuentes, and Fishtank is human trafficking/grooming so his crew can finally touch vagina.

Also Sam bots the fuck out of 4chan for advertising purposes. Season 4 of fishtank was canceled, yet he still had threads up on /tv/ for 42 days, because he already paid off the mods.

/bant/ will ban you if you talk shit about him or his crew.

50% of all the /bant/ posts are bots posting images with no text, or irrelevant statements. Paid shills are allowed to use avatars and signatures, and never get banned.


All Sam had to do was build a gorilla nest.

>>514722937 (OP)
Is he building a gorilla nest in that pic?

>>514735355
No be he is in this one

Bunp

>>514732818
>that pic
Based sam