>>514740102
Warhammer 40k is a mutanr hybrid british scifi setting that started off with Inquisitor Obiwan Sherlock Clouseau (and a yin yang on his chest) fighting soccer hooligans who run on anime physics instead of real physics like the rest of the universe. And now is instead currently taking itself seriously.
Imagine if the worst imaginings of the jews on the catholic church were a big part of a decaying space empire, and god was an immortal wizard busy running a scream based lighthouse on earth that beams the screaming into space hell so church cities masquerading as spaceships can navigate through there to drop off nobles perfume shipments. Toaster worship and incense burning is highest science. Nazi supermen who are closer to small tanks than people in capability spend eternity on crusade while their more human cousins have political commissars helping them with human wave tactics that make the soviets look like pathetic underachievers. Evil nazi supermen serve four satans from space hell and wage war with space demons on the empire of man. All the supermen come from gods kids, incidentally, and reproduce by jamming scifi chest testicles into you. Kinda. Psychotic nuns so faithful that their rpg assault rifles are their lesser weapons as their faith lets them incinerate heretics with their brains. The Elves are variously anarchoprimivists, space pirates, bdsm goblins or rivendell knockoffs (the goblins feed on pain to top up their souls, they accidentally spent like 65 million years literally fucking a new hole in reality and the god that resulted now lives in space hell and is chewing on their soils 24/7). The space chinks are blue ant aliens and run a sterilisation program on their goy pets. The extragalactic zerg are here and asking where the white women are. Egyptian space terminators waking up and trying to figure out why they want to wear everyone as skin coats after feeding their souls to other space devils that lived outside space hell.
It's fun.
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