Thread 514734669

Do you have any real hobbies?

>>514734669 (OP)
scrolling on tiktok for hours is fine tho.

>>514734669 (OP)
not really, what the hell is considered to be a hobby anyways

>>514734669 (OP)
Just 4chan
I fucking love this place

>>514734669 (OP)
Dammit 3 of 5

I do all five of those

>>514734669 (OP)
There are plenty of girls who play video games these days.

Cheesemaking and alcoholism

I like how online trolling is better than playing video games.

>>514734669 (OP)
>3. Magic trick
Just one?

>>514734940
Where do I find the ones who don't have tattoos, piercings and dyed hair?

>>514734669 (OP)
Kayaking
Skiing
Piano
Cooking
Photography

>>514734669 (OP)
i go at the gym every single day of the week.
does that count?

>>514734669 (OP)
Wish I actually enjoyed any of those because it would make life easier if women would just fuck off.

>>514734669 (OP)
I like bow hunting, reading, and fishing. I just finished the first book in the Altered Carbon series and was disappointed to find out it was femsmut literotica

>>514734669 (OP)
Least attractive women hobbies

Oh that’s right men aren’t facsist assholes like women are in America

>>514735032
>Cooking
probably one of the most useful hobbies.

>>514734669 (OP)
So hating wonen is implied? I feel like it belongs on the list.

This is why i fuck tight twink boi pussies

>>514734739
How DARE you. women have extremely stressful lives with all the burden we have in this world right now. Are we not allowed some free time.

>>514734669 (OP)
Even if you did foids/tradfags would find ways to complain about it. Take the gym for example
>He doesn't spend enough time with me, he makes me feel fat/it's degenerate vanity and gay, muh guns

>>514734669 (OP)
why is this on the news

>>514735007
I think men are more your speed chud. Try a gay bar

>>514734669 (OP)
Reminder that 80% of men age 18-40 play video games. Your boomer luddism is over in 5 years.

>>514734669 (OP)
Fucking bitches.

It's my number one hobby.

I have a body count so high, I've had to enter women into a spreadsheet to keep track.

I kinda wish the losers would start fucking more women, it's hard to solo Chad in today's climate.
I'm always fucking exhausted and I have to take painkillers for my back, from fucking so often.

I usually tap about 3 different women per day, half are married.

What the fuck are you guys doing?
Start courting your bitches properly. I'm tired of fucking them.

>>514734669 (OP)
Yes, I have many hobbies
1. Consuming interactive digital media
2. Accumulating scaled down models of my favorite characters in media
3. Gaslighting
4. Provoking negative emotional responses from strangers over wireless communication devices
5. Exchanging currency for gradually lower quantities of currency

>>514735267
Yeah was that where you met your boyfriend faggot?

>>514734669 (OP)
>hobbies
I like making infographics and spamming them

>>514734669 (OP)
Playing vidya is not a hobby. Those other things at least are.
A hobby must produce something, whether it be an object, or knowledge, or a skill.
Collecting things are barely a hobby, but at least you have a physical tangible thing to show for it. And maybe, just maybe your collection might be worth something.
>How is online trolling a hobby?
You might ask.
It produces butthurt losers.

>>514735092
Tarot Cards and Astrology
Shopping
Social Media
Travel
Gossip
Reality tv
Clubbing
Anything Taylor Swift or Kardashian related

>>514735092
What? Every incel thread is literally a bunch of virgins listing reasons they find women unattractive and then listing all the things they find attractive in men

>>514735383
I also have a modest collection of pdfs kek

>>514734669 (OP)
I believe DIY and cooking were high on the list for "good" hobbies. You should be doing DIY and cooking for you. Also you'd the nerd stuff and disregard females. Except for what they can bring to the relationship.

Bro can i just seat at home??? Im tired of hearing that to get a woman I have to be a snowboarder

>>514734669 (OP)
Frisbee golf makes their panties drop.
Its the mix of power, finesse and having a bunch of pretty discs that women can't resist

I live to play with g gauge live steam trains

>>514734669 (OP)
5 out of 5

>>514734669 (OP)
At least men have hobbies (even if some are cringe). Women don't have hobbies.

>>514734669 (OP)
What about playing various historical instruments, melee weapon sport combat, weapon/armor maintenance, and knife throwing? Wouldst the lady fancy a weekend at the ren faire?

>>514734993
Try 1 and they don't hang around for the rest

>>514734669 (OP)
magic trick bros...

>>514734993
I only need one

>>514736435
Women with hobbies always get them from their father or bf too

>>514734669 (OP)
Yugiohbros... we won

>>514734669 (OP)
I fish and woodwork, and then make fishing lures out of wood.

>>514735007
Middle school

>>514734669 (OP)
Does trying to overthrow an over 12,000-year-old death, cube, serpent, harvest, non-generative sex, and time-obsessed selfishly spiritually inverted cult made up of the incestuous bloodlines of all the rulers of the earth past and present, count as a 'hobby'?

>>514734669 (OP)
Yes, I like to post a few plapjacks every day

>>514734669 (OP)
>"Omg you play VIDEO GAMES for 20 hours a week? And you do w..what? You paint "Warrior Hammers" figures 10 hours a week ONTOP of that??? WHAT A CHILD!"
>Goes on to spend 80 hours a week scrolling 5 second Tiktok slop with the same canned laugh sound effects of that annoying hissing laugh and exclaimation mark caught effect from MGS
>Spends another 20 hours a week taking selfies and using AI slop to try to make themselves look appealing to show their 10 (Indian) followers online

Men sure are pathetic!

>>514734669 (OP)
i hail from /out/

>>514734669 (OP)
what are the most attractive?

>>514736988
anything physical like ultra heavy camping.

Yes

>>514736733
That's cool. Have you opened up copper pipe and used that too?

>>514734669 (OP)
Least attractive female hobbies
1. McDonalds
2. Charge Phone
3. Twerk
4. Be bisexual
5. Eat hot chip
6. Lie

>>514734669 (OP)
>snowboarding
>sailing
>archery
>puzzles
>VIDEO GAMES
fuck off whores

>>514736988
The hobbies of being handsome and having a lot of money

>>514736733
You could go fishing for logs and then carve the log into a fishing pole and use that to catch a fish which you then mount on a piece of wood you caught while fishing with a pole you made out of a log you caught

>>514736451
Nah, too cool. Women only fancy money, food, cars, food, travel, food, fancy restaurants, food, anything that they can share on social media, specially food, and also food.

>>514734669 (OP)
The Trump Admin is going to make you an attractive alpha like Mike Johnson.

ICE (Involuntary Chud Employment) is going to rip you away from those video games and SEND you to work

>>514734669 (OP)
Do drugs and alcohol count as a hobby? Asking for a friend

>>514735032
Why are you here then?

>>514737833
NEETs shouldn't get welfare though, who the fuck supports that?

>>514735044
you're going to have to try harder if you ever want to be cool and noticed.

>>514734925
You should learn some magic tricks, anon.

Also that chart is stupidity bitches love close up magic. Just don’t get carried away with it

>>514737072
>ultra heavy camping

A woman that is repelled by videogames is a woman you didn't want in the first place.

>>514735129
>probably one of the most useful hobbies.
why would you ever bother learning to cook now when you can just doordash any meal you want straight to your front door?
what a wasted hobby

>>514737952
No one supports it. When a single mom sees a chud stealing her gibs and not working it gives her the ick.

>>514734669 (OP)
the person who posted this shit thread spammed it on /v/ as well

Who the fuck keeps spamming boards with this garbage?

>>514734669 (OP)
>restoring vehicles from the ground up (never have to make jew payments on cars)
>paid off my house in less than 10 years, no need for jew financing
>live on a comfy ranch with my own animals so I don't have to pay jew taxes on food or products.
>own everything outright.
Collect vehicles, flip vehicles
>study missing and unidentified person cases as a hobby, the families appreciate civilians taking up cases instead of outsourcing them to jews for a fee.
>hunt
>fish
>hike.

Yeah, I have God given hobbies and not jew cucked ones.

>>514738035
Cock magic?

>>514737594
Look at his retarded profile photo though, stupid blind mma retard

>>514734669 (OP)
so women are ok with shitposting in the internet?

>>514734669 (OP)
4 of 5 here. I do not do magic tricks unless you count me throwing money away

>>514734669 (OP)
1,4,5, im so close bros

>>514736945
Stop hanging out with women who do that then. Why do you surround yourself with those kinds of women? Ive been hiking for over 10 years all over the US and Ive hiked and camped with plenty of women who dont even own phones. So stop hanging out with soigirls

>>514736583
What the fuck

>>514734669 (OP)
Beer
Weed
Painting
Making black metal
Cooking
Magic trick
Online trolling

>>514738303
NEETs are a cool thing when your parents are rich enough to support you. Why the fuck should they get welfare? That's just absurd.

>>514738618
Women who don't own phones don't shave their minges

>>514734669 (OP)
Playing video games and trolling has been my entire life though

>>514734739
Why do you retards think what women do matters to women?

i thought women would love magic tricks

>>514734669 (OP)
Hunting street shitting bots.
>>514737490
>>514737517
>>514738118

>>514738662
Women used to hate weed but now they are fat couch potatoes and love it for their "trauma"

>>514734669 (OP)
>online trolling
Gamergate lives on, rent free in the femoid mind.

>>514734669 (OP)
>magic trick

>>514735129
>>514735032
Cooking isn't a hobby

>>514738698
Youre kind of right. I met so many hippy bitches when i hiked the CDT in 2016 but I just figured that was because it was close to the west coast.

>>514734669 (OP)
Breeding spiders for total mosquito death

>>514734669 (OP)
>Most Attractive Male Hobbies According to Women
>1: Money
>2: High Status Social Influencing
>3: Travel
>4: Dogs
>5: Cats

>>514738708
Fixed

>>514736583
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>514737921
Using the world wide web would be in the extended list.

I like to
>play guitar/bass/sing/record music
>play old final fantasy games (1-6)
>watch Columbo
>go fishing
>swim
>play pinball
>drink vodka

>>514736583
Is this real?

>>514735675
Disc golf is great. Its a rare day when I see a woman on the course

>>514734669 (OP)
I can’t belive this trash made it onto the tv. Well i guess i should have.
But the list is actually fake. It’s not a study or survey and was made up for a joke.

if playing video games is so unattractive maybe mothers need to do better raising sons idk skill issue

>>514738662
>Magic trick
just the one...

>>514739204
Replace vodka with whisky and remove the fishing and you're basically me. I finished all the original seasons of Columbo last year. I've been stuck on Black Books and Peep Show lately.

>>514738873
>t. never made meth or explosives

>>514734669 (OP)
This is just ragebait for incel engagement.
You should never pay any attention to the things women say. Most of the time they don't even really know what they actually want.
Forget about trying to be "attractive" for women, it doesn't work that way. If a woman is into you, she will think you and whatever you do is hot. If she isn't into you at all, whatever you do will give her the ick.
That confident, dominant, charismatic, masculine Chad who dicks her down good can play videya games and all of that other stuff, and she will just think it's hot how he is so focused and passionate about it.
That creepy, awkward, beta male, virgin simp can be into chopping wood and playing guitar and racing motorcycles or whatever the fuck they say are the most attractive hobbies, and she will think it is weird and gross that he is so obsessed with such a lame hobby.

>>514734856
Oh yeah?? what if i called you the n word, huh?? I won't because it would probably give you a boner

>>514739484
Yes

>>514734669 (OP)
they aren't worried about the nerds and fatties doing these things, they're worried about the normal men who are competent and decent/good looking men dropping out of society and mgtowing.

>>514739493
I can't drink syrupy booze anymore. My guts are made of glass. I'm currently watching Columbo, original Twilight zone, and blackadder. All episodes in order. Just gets hard to remember which disc I was on when I switch to a different show. Also fishing is kino. You should learn to enjoy the simple pleasure of casting a reel and drinking on a boat

>>514738961
Just one of those things with women, anything positive is outweighed by 10 negative things

>>514734669 (OP)
Motorcycle riding
Camping
Shooting
DIY stuff
Cooking if you count it
Skiing
Roadtrips
Visiting natural and cultural attractions. (National parks, museums, etc.)
Guitar but I've been slacking bad this year
Amateur bartending
Photography (used to be a pro)
Trying to get into fishing and want to start hunting as well

>>514737921
>>514735533
Problem is they're all solitary hobbies (or require already having somebody to do them with), women say they're attractive but they mean they'd like it in a BF/husband, it doesn't really give you a way to meet women and get them to date in the first place.

>>514734669 (OP)
I like to read extreme horror, watch extreme horror and often fantasize about being like pic related.

>>514739255
We have women on our one but they're not bitches. One is OK, technically the world champ although thats for under 15 (still better than me lol)

>>514734669 (OP)
I have a bunch of stuff I want to get into but can't stay consistent because I'm goycattle working 5 days a week

>>514734669 (OP)
I used to do all 5 but now I am down to two, just trolling and gambling, as God intended.

>>514737952
When Mike Johnson supports sending the 55 million visa holders in the US home and does something about the 30-50 million illegal aliens in the US, then he can lecture people on not getting a job. Until then, he's just another out of touch boomer who acts like the job market today is the same as the 1950s.

>>514740034
Be honest, did you write that?

>>514738291
yeah, just let jeets touch your goyslop

>>514734669 (OP)
Here's a list of boring shit that women enjoy and claim as a personality trait.
>traveling
>shopping
>gossiping
>getting cracked
>alcoholism
>drugs
>not being accountable ever
>sleeping around
>gardening. (Not sustainable gardening, just buying a bunch of packaged dirt and blowing money. Essentially shopping.
>Netflix

>>514739905
I never saw whisky as syrupy. At least if you get top shelf, to me it's crisp and airy. I grew up fishing down south, mostly lures for bass, perch, etc, some cat fishing. Currently live near the Rockies and I wouldn't mind fly fishing the rivers but I haven't been in forever.

>>514740238
I wish, I suck at writing. Just a fan

>>514739968
>it doesn't really give you a way to meet women and get them to date in the first place.
You shouldn't be doing hobbies as a way to meet women or get them to date, whatever that means.

>>514740188
ok neet

>>514739920
Thats what closet homosexuals say to cope with not finding woman attractive

>>514734856
Love you too frennigger

>>514740014
Kek

>>514735050
Same im being stalked/harassed by a few and everybody treats it like it’s a joke.

>>514734669 (OP)
shitposting

>>514740728
.

>>514734669 (OP)
online trolling has been a net positive for my professional career

>>514735219
I got called a pedophile for solo travelling to northwestern europe

>>514740728
kys

>>514734669 (OP)
wizardbros we lost...

>>514734669 (OP)
1 and 4
But don't have time for either that much any more.

>>514734669 (OP)
I play video games, collect figurines, perform magic tricks, troll online, and gamble frequently.

I do 3/5 of these things, soon to be 4/5 when I buy my first figurine of my waifu. I haven't interacted with a real woman in 12 years except for work and at the cash register. I made out with some girls in high school so I'm not a true KHHV but I'm still 3 years past earning my wizardhood. I'm earning $185k by myself and spending it only on myself so I can do whatever I want within reason. I just have a physical deformity that prevents me from ever having the affection of women or respect of men. Fuck all normies.

>>514740864
based, but you should add alcoholism into the mix.

>>514734669 (OP)
why would i care about what some vapid cunt addicted to facebook thinks about what i like to do with my time?

>>514734739
Wow can you not take any criticism at all? Grow up ...

The least attractive hobby is whatever ugly short men do and the most attractive hobby is whatever Chad does
Without this context the list is useless

>>514739690
sydney sweeney was gangbanged by niggers.

>>514740266
Only Americans think seeing the world is boring. Everybody else on earth understands the benefits of traveling.

>>514734669 (OP)
I collect historical bricks. Bitches love to hear me talk about my special bricks. I can talk about them for hours.

>>514740934
I heard modern women find men reading a turn off now, women don't know wtf they want, it's the man's job to decide for her.

>playing video games
SOMEHOW I doubt that's true,gaming is bigger than ever for all genders and ages and it's a bigger industry than Hollywood,we even have gaming in the Olympic games now

>>514734669 (OP)
you coulda just replaced that entire list with "male hobbies"
it would read the same from a male perspective
more news at 11 the story of me taking a shit

>>514741023
based and father jack pilled

>>514735344
It’s an attack on 80% of males. They want to criminalize all hobbies and activities one by one, so that they have complete control over you. They are using videogames as the trojan horse issue into this topic. Then they will progressively ban more portant things.
First:
> lifting is white supremacy and misogynist and it lets men dtare creepily.
Criminalized. Now you get weaker.
Next:
>internet use and posting is regulated, sorry goy that’s a hohoax denial website, you’ve now used up all your free time allotted for internet use today!
Finally:
>sorry goy but you’re not allowed to have an unlicensed uninspected forge or lathe on your property. Those are used to
Make heckin firearms you fucking nazi. 25 to life.
Tradtards are ALL undercover police officers.

>>514740975
holy shit he hasn't aged a day

>>514736733
I suck gay cock and do cocaine and do gay stuff, for more cocaine and watch tv

>>514734669 (OP)
playing video games is #1 because its women's greatest competition to mens happiness.

Yes

>gaming
>plamo building
>professional wrestling mark
>k-pop connoisseur.
>bowling

My wife really doesn't like me trolling or playing the walmartanon character, but it's a package deal.

>>514741195
ngl, that's pretty gay bro

>>514734669 (OP)
Now lets create "Least Attractive Female Hobbies" list guys.

>>514740577
Probably but that doesn't mean it's not true

>>514741050
Exploiting the gaming addicts has become easier than ever. They now spend every cent of their disposable income and every minute of their free time on gaming. They are the most perfect consumers capitalism has ever created.

>>514741126
What did you expect from a performative eco-warrior trust fund baby?

>>514734669 (OP)
i have 99 hobbies and a bitch aint one

>>514741265
#1 fucking niggers

>>514741320
Don't be a bitchless, sexless cel saga.

>>514734940
They also hate men who play video games though. They want gaming to be an exclusively female space.

>>514734669 (OP)

I don't have "hobbies." I'm a 42 year old man. I work. I buy food and clothes. I feed my pets. I pay all of my bills, on time. I monitor my investments. I walk the dog. I maintain and repair my home when needed. I clean out the fucking litter boxes.

At the end of the work day, every day I sit in my own backyard, on land that I own, crack open a cold IPA, and smoke a bowl of fine Washington grown weed, and look at my own tree and appreciate nature and live in the moment around I pet my dog and throw its ball around.

Hobbies are for children. Grow the fuck up and be a man.

>>514734669 (OP)
>don't be yourself

>>514741265
They don't have hobbies. Status-seeking on TikTok is not a hobby.

>>514737833
Send me to alligator Auschwitz

>>514734669 (OP)
criss angel chads we lost

>>514734669 (OP)
I've never met a man of any age that doesn't play video games. Even my grandparents still load up wii sports.

>>514741374
>t. stoners are boring NPCs, the animation

>>514734669 (OP)
>online trolling
lol

I garden, I golf, I work as a landscaper and that's basically one of my hobbies too, I play in a band, and on the weekends I'm an independent wrestler. I also go to the gym and do cardio on the weekdays.

>>514741374
imagine not having a hobby

>>514734669 (OP)
what do roasties have against bionicles?

>>514741265
1. Making tiktok
2. Watching tiktok
3. Taylor Swift
4. Buying $20 drink from millennial hipster coffee shops
5. "Working out" aka selfie time/showing off their butt

>>514741374
dude weed lmao

>>514741821
number 1 should be reddit
at least tiktok and instathots are sometimes fuckable tier

>>514736974
bulk up a bit dude can do it with good quality pushup and chin ups and squats even without any weights.
eat 25% more. you have a good frame and a good attitude, now you just need to fill out a bit

>>514740975
That's why I love watching clips of Henry Cavill talking about warhammer/videogames or other nerdy stuff All the women in the vicinity experience conflicting emotions and visibly struggle to decide how to react.

>>514734940
Yeah but they only do it in front of a camera while men give tips.

>>514739697
Stick a lolly pop up my ass and call me candy, just so long as you call me ; )
>>514740583
You're killing it brosef stalin

>>514734669 (OP)
I have zero hobbies but I do have a decently big cock and when the few girls who did get a chance at it always came back for seconds. But I usually leave them far behind after the second meeting

>>514741374
>I don't have "hobbies." I'm a 42 year old man. I work. I buy food and clothes. I feed my pets. I pay all of my bills, on time. I monitor my investments. I walk the dog. I maintain and repair my home when needed. I clean out the fucking litter boxes.
Sounds incredibly jewish

>>514741821
Damn man, you must be real popular at parties

>>514736583
That shit is definitely AI

>>514734669 (OP)
Woodworking and surfing.

Unless you mention the surfing they get cold at the woodworking which tells you enough about their character to not want to date.

>>514741265
>not cleaning
>not cooking
>talking
>being a fucking fat bitch
>being a fucking ugly bitch

>>514738837
you are doing god's work.

I read and write a lot. I also travel a good amount and I like hunting and stargazing. I also have a few cars and motorcycles.

>>514734669 (OP)
A reminder that women have no real hobbies. Anything they do in their free time, they only do it to fit into society or into a circle of friends.

>>514742376
More like femine and sounding like a boomer but good on you anon. That other faggot needs a good chastising

>>514736583
Guy sold it out by admitting it was a magic trick.

He's clearly missing half his thumb and is removing a prosthetic, it's literally the only way this is possible if you think about it logically for 10 seconds.

>>514737163
>Loud racial slurs
as a hobby, that always makes me lol.

>>514734669 (OP)
That’s why I hate Fox News. The soulless work until you drop dead news.

>>514742889
What are you talking about? There's only 3 types of people which that doesn't apply to:

Criminals
Welfare recipients
The born wealthy

>>514741374
I guess cringe posting counts as a hobby too anon

>>514735174
What burden? Is it that hard to think up new ways to do fuck all?

>>514734669 (OP)
Any other dude these days play video games, it's like saying watching the NFL is unattractive

>>514736583
Fake. It's obvious a fake thumb he's pulling off. You can see the scar tissue on the nub. If it was real there would be blood.

>>514734669 (OP)
>hobbies
Another 2025 psyop to add to the list

>>514743827
meds

>>514740700
If it makes you feel any better I can laugh at you.

>>514740450
Well yeah, but anons act incredulous when you have "desirable" hobbies but are still single and sitting on /pol/ in the middle of the afternoon.

>>514734669 (OP)
Whoever answered online trolling is based

>>514736583
Editing doesn't count as magic retard. It's got to be something you can actually do irl

>>514743827
I’ve been saying for years the hobby shit is a cope/psyop. I think people pay more attention to hobbies when they give up on meaningful work and organic social lives. Hobbies are how they try to fill the void and the confuse the bandage with the thing which is now void.

>>514743880
Shills only say that when they got got

>>514734669 (OP)
>Do you have any real hobbies?
programming

>giving a shit what women think
Pathetic.

>>514734669 (OP)
Yeah those 5

>>514743976
Why not progaming?

>>514739812
Holy shit. Is that real? That can't be real. That has to be AI

i report and deport/despose of evil people and troubblemakers without lifting a finger on my own , besides that i like to sunbathe and get my weiner wet by thicc women.

>>514734669 (OP)
>gaming
I play a 20 year old boomer shooter, it's all i play
>figurines
gay
>magic
gay
>trolling
based
>gambling
for retards

I only read books, shit post and play boomer shooters

>>514735347
Put me in the screenshot

>>514740550
Refute him, faggot

>>514734669 (OP)
Online trolling is my hobby. Most of you niggers aren't even trolling, you're just circlejerking about whatever wierd race stuff you're into.

>>514734669 (OP)
Yeah, I collect and paint figurines.

>>514734669 (OP)
>magic trick
kek I don't know why this is sending my sides into orbit, it seems so wholesome and random but of course it makes women absolutely seethe lmao

>>514735426
Do you have the fashion book the guy who wrote the plane crash election essay wrote

>>514734669 (OP)
Cooking
Sailing
Charity work with children
Volunteer Firefighter
Shitposting
Kickboxing
Language learning
Piano
Flora/fauna hunting/scavenging

>>514735032
>so fucking gay
>pretty gay
>based
>not a hobby
>lmao
mona from genshin

>>514741811
They're upset they'll never be as sexy as a water toa. Sorry ladies, Gali Nova is peak female physique

>>514742551
I also read and write a lot. No cycles for me. Is stargazing a hobby? I always figured it to be an activity

>>514741374
>At the end of the work day, every day I sit in my own backyard, on land that I own, crack open a cold IPA, and smoke a bowl of fine Washington grown weed, and look at my own tree and appreciate nature and live in the moment around I pet my dog and throw its ball around.
Those are hobbies though

>>514744169
>Boomer shooters
Quake was my original multiplayer fps

>>514744036
>Why not progaming
pro gamers are losers
>"look at me im on a cod trickshotting team and make video compilations of myself 360 noscoping im also my own graphic designer here are different images of my name"
literally nobody fucking cares

>>514734669 (OP)
trolling isnt a real hobby?

>>514744744
come play ut2004 with us

>>514736583
GROK EXPLAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>514744239
Kek felt the same way too. I feel like that survey was taken in Vegas or Cali

>>514734669 (OP)
Hiking, chess and coin collecting

>>514734669 (OP)
I’m a masseur. I do it for a living but it’s also my hobby. It’s kinda dope to get paid doing what I love. Not sure if the ladies like it though, my wife hates it cuz when ever I massage her I destroy her so now she only ever asks for one if she’s in absolute agony. I would like to learn pussy massage but I guess it’s kind of gross

>>514744863
I dont know. It's a young man's thing which you only have a small window of time to be gud.

>>514741983
gracias, hiking es todo cardio. y mi vida es dificil. no tiempo para el bulko. pero, es en mi futuro.

>>514744923
I thought you meant urban terror for a second holy shit lol. I like Unreal. I'll Google how to play. You play any specific servers?

>>514735174
Everyone should get off the clock. Come all without, come all within.

>>514745249
>small window of time to be gud.
putting 40+ hours into a videogame a week isnt impressive

>>514745509
the discord invite is AaK8RcRU
we have our own servers, we play pick up games all the time and host tournaments

>>514745174
Lol have a you anon

>>514745549
Just 40? No we're talking 100 or so.

>>514738873
1/10 bait
fuck off newfag

>>514745174
>I would like to learn pussy massage but I guess it’s kind of gross
Most feel that way when moving on to prostitution

>>514745851
>Just 40? No we're talking 100 or so.
i said "40+"
either way i think any more than 20 hours spent on videogames per week is pretty lame

>>514745610
Nice, I'll screenshot this so I remember

>>514734669 (OP)
Why do I care if women are attracted to what I do for fun? I'm not doing it for them
Is this women admitting they only have hobbies to attract men?

>>514734669 (OP)
Gold Diggers are just mad that men are spending their money on anything else OTHER than them.

>>514734669 (OP)
so i'm gonna have to start collecting bobble heads and learn magik if i want to keep them away definitively?

>>514734669 (OP)
I really enjoy building simple circuits with through-hole components

>>514739204
Love me some Columbo

The most attractive male hobbies :

1. Felony warrants.
2. Baby mommas and side chicks.
3. Open relationships, cuckolding.
4. Tattoos, recreational drug use.
5. Female findom (for her).

Women are either looking for convicts or cuckolds, respectable men have nothing for them since they don't treat them like trash but also refuse to be treated the same.

>>514741821
I go to a few hipster coffee shops and its usually cheaper than Starbucks. Women are always getting the simple or black coffee for under 5 bucks while the dudes are all drinking the sissy milk shakes so I have no idea what you're on about

>>514734669 (OP)
define "real hobbies"

>>514734669 (OP)
Yeah watching elite porn.

From 12 to 22h I'm pretty much riding around on my bike and smoking weed living the NEET life, then I go on /pol/ for 4 hours and go to sleep. Women are non-existant in this life tho

>>514740188
Based

>>514734669 (OP)
Yes. I do 1,2,4, and 5.

>>514734669 (OP)

I dont consider what I do online to be trolling because I tell the truth, more than I do in real life. The fact someone doesnt like hearing what im saying doesnt make it trolling, trolling requires an element of deception.

>>514745928
Tell that to DSP.

>>514734669 (OP)
1. Watching Netflix Dating Shows
2. Makeup and Accessory Spending
3. Sneaky Links
4. Online Pandering #BLM #Vaxxed
5. Amazon Spending
>sips

>>514734669 (OP)
1.Rape
2.Molestation
3.Kidnapping
4.Murder
5.Collecting Yugioh cards

>>514744169
funny how gears of war is now "boomer shooter"

The last 2 women I've been with said they loved my online trolling.

>>514746508
>hipster coffee shops
>Women are always getting the simple or black coffee
>under 5 bucks
None of these things you mentioned is how it works around here, and I don't know which part do you live

>>514742407
Lol, what a loser

working out
trolling
toying with tech
making the house a nicer place to be
tools and using tools

>>514734669 (OP)
2/5 ain't bad

>>514735389
Then by your def it is a hobby as it produces skills you fucking moron

>>514734669 (OP)
Shut your FUCKING MOUTH.
YOU HAVE NO HOBBIES.
YOU ARE AN INTERNET POSTER.

ALL HOBBY DESTROYERS ARE EXTREMISTS OF THE WORST CALIBER.

>>514734990
It is. You're socializing and learning to be funny. Video games are one of the worst hobbies.

>>514735344
80% of American men are also obese.

>>514747636
Social media users are the lowest caliber of hobby. You are a loner a loser and a hobby destroyer.

1) chewing gum
2) collecting dead flies
3) defecating in taboo places
4) hide people's packages in trees
5) counting clouds

>>514734669 (OP)
Reading
Reading
Reading
Reading
Reading

It's infectious. Hell, I bet you're reading this right now.

>>514747895
You lil nigger you

>>514734669 (OP)
My least favorite female hobbies:
> being fat
> being a whore
Oops, suddenly nobody left in the female pool for me to give a shit about their opinion.

>>514747783
I don't use any social media.

>>514748180
4chan is social media.

>>514734669 (OP)
Who actually does magic tricks? How is it more prominent then trolling and gambling?

>>514734669 (OP)
Distance Running
Kali and Silat
Photography
Tabletop Gaming/TRPGs
Fuck you video games is a hobby

>>514734669 (OP)
Well shit, I hit 1, 2, and 4 all day all week. Guess I should tell my wife and kids they should hate me huh?

>>514748180
4chan is social media

>>514748883
>anon posting
yes very social anon, totally social

>>514748955
Be the change you wanna be in the world.

>>514736583
Obviously fake.

>>514738341
People who like hobby #4.

>>514748035
Thanks for the laugh.
Ironically niggers are immune

>Judo
>play (badly) the guitar
That is it. Videogames are still my main pasttime and I could care less about that a femoid has to say about it.

>>514749023
change your diaper gramps

>>514734669 (OP)
yes

I used to like fishing. Should get back into it, might be a nice escape from clown world

>>514734856
Yah. I basically switched from being black to white to Indian to black again 500 times.

>>514737189
kek

Longboarding
Skywatching
Astronomy

>>514749283
Not that old yet. I'm only 50.

>>514742200
Not true, before becoming an enlightened neet I had a gf who played more video games than me despite her being a workaholic

Whenever I break into the sperm bank for my fill of cum I always go for nigger cum first (that's because it's the yummiest)
I literally CAN'T get my fill of cum no matter how hard I try lately

>>514736974
You look like typical flag shagging low life

I write erotic fiction about big dicked futanari and masturbate to my own stories.

Looks like that didn't make the top 5 so I'm still more attractive than magicians and gamers.

>>514734669 (OP)
what kind of faggot chooses his hobbies based on what women think

>>514749822
Bye bye poor imposter.

>>514736583
Dude you come around my home I'll fucking kill you

>>514750529
WTF GUYS THERES A FAKE BREAKROOM A FAKEROOM IF YOU WILL

>>514747493
Playing vidya does not produce skills, moron.

>>514748290
My buddy performs them on cruise ships for a living. He basically fucks new women every week that he meets on those after his shows. And he’s been doing for since he graduated college.

>>514750705
Nope. I'm legit. Off to the void for your imposter ass.

>>514734669 (OP)
I shoot guns and hate on shit skins.

>>514734669 (OP)
i masturbate caged animals

>>514747636
You can do the same in video games.

>>514740238
I looked it up, and a lot of women reviewing the book..favorably
Why are they like that..

>>514734669 (OP)
All of those hobbies smell a lot better than what women have to offer.

Painting overpriced plastic space men

>>514751749
I thought this was a grotesque destroyed penis for a moment

NEW

>>514749220
>>514749220
>>514749220

>>514734739
>>514734856
>>514734940

Least attractive to whomst? Women? Who cares about what they think.

>>514751749
Nice paintjob buddy.