Thread 514748597

I just want a trad wife that worships ødín with me

I just want a goth girl that worships Lilith with me

>>514748597 (OP)
women are repulsed by broke conquered men

>>514748726
What if I do the manly thing and offer to watch her make love to her black lover? Surely then she won't be disgusted!

>go to church
>pray to mars, I mean saint michael
>get trad cath waifu
>worship mars in secret
>have idol of mars i mean statue of saint michael
>never knows any better
ez anon

>>514748597 (OP)
Odin is a comic book disney character.
Jesus is real.

>>514748908
yeah this guy has the flaming sword
which while badass is totally impractical especially in enclosed spaces

>>514748597 (OP)
What do real pagan men look like though? I would totally go for one if he looked like pic related but I fear the reality is far far worse.

>>514748995
At least Anthony Hopkins passes the early life check, am I right /pol/bros???

>>514748597 (OP)
>worships ødín
pagans probably did not worship odin. They worshipped their ancestors.

>>514749178
>What do real pagan men look like though?

>>514748597 (OP)
Because larpagans are cringe and women have a special radar for that kind of thing.

>>514748597 (OP)
You are better off finding a Hitler worshipper weirdo bitch than an Odin one. I am not joking, Twitter has way more naziboo women than Odin ones

Otherwise, you can just marry an Indian woman, since they are pagan. Their breath smells like poo tho

>>514749178
Like this of course, uncompromisingly sexy

>>514749139
>totally impractical especially in enclosed spaces
What the fuck are you talking about

>>514749308
>Twitter has way more naziboo women than Odin ones
Are you aware of the term echo chamber?

>>514749273
They did revere their ancestors, but temples and statues and such were dedicated to Odin and others (at least in Norse and culturally related Gallic areas). Their only god they specifically did not worship or ever sacrifice to was Loki

>>514749432
>Their only god they specifically did not worship or ever sacrifice to was Loki
Literally no way for you to know that

>>514749588
>As Loki was the embodiment of evil in the minds of the Northern races, they entertained nothing but fear of him, built no temples to his honor, offered no sacrifices to him, and designated the most noxious weeds by his name.
- Helen A. Guerber, "Tales of Norse Mythology"
I'll trust the book over your dumb ass

>>514749350
Im more in the market for something like this.

>>514750321
>Loki was the embodiment of evil in the minds of the Northern races
Obvious Abrahamic recontextualization of the deities
Loki is muh Satan, bro
Baldr is muh Jesus, bro
>built no temples to his honor, offered no sacrifices to him
The Hindus don't make temples or sacrifices to Brahma but they're not afraid of Brahma

>>514749391
Yes, we are in one rn

>>514750441
kino

>>514748597 (OP)
Is asatru a sausage fest?
that's funny
when I looked into paganism, they were all fat goddess worshippers
the men were either simps or trying to fuck them

>>514750675
Well the Brahman is like the entire universe so that's like worshiping all the sky and planets and every bit cosmos and beyond.
At least the Norse (and other pagans) have a more grounded vision of deities where they have personalities and one often represents the inevitable desire to just fuck around. Sure there are retellings and translations from a Christian perspective but the Eddas and traditions survived intact from a where Christianity only found them after it lost its desire to burn absolutely everything honoring something that didn't look like white Jesus.

>>514748597 (OP)
Voluntarily, you mean?
It doesn't maximize their advantages and options. Aaaand... The modern Jewish world already gives women more than any religion or ideology could ever offer.

You cannot win over women, only enslave them against their will.

>>514751058
Brahma =/= Brahman but it is basically the universe, not beyond it though

Step 1: find "The Libs." Find the leftiest libs you can imagine.
Step 2: sort them into categories. Dreadlocks have gone out of style, but maybe imagine THOSE libs if they cut their hair and wanted to blend in more.
Step 3: voila!

>>514751191
This would in fact be a closer to historical Indo-European pagan cultural practices. Dating is a flapper meme from the 20th century. Dating is essentially post-Platonic, literal whores gathering "dates" with different men is where this concept even comes from. It would not exist in the pre-Christian, pre-industrial world unless called by its original name.

This is a chudmaxxed post but I don't have problems with getting women. It's just going volcel has revealed certain truths bros.

>>514748908
Mars is Samael, Mercury is Michael.

>>514748597 (OP)
>halloween costumes and toy props are worship

How do I get a hotwife?

>>514754094
The state of Israel is almost entirely propped up by American Christians at this point

>>514754167
Be a hothusband

>>514748597 (OP)
the path of a pagan is lonely ....

>>514755033
He should've never touched on politics, it really exposed how much of a cringe midwit boomer he is.

>>514748597 (OP)
Because the people who turn to paganism do so as a means of "escaping" the "repression" of Christianity. So when they start embracing Pagan thought, they are basically looking for an excuse to act like a degenerate. All neo-Pagan movements are filled with the worst kind of degenerate faggots who have little to no self-discipline. This is not appealing to a woman.

The dominant religion in the West is Christianity so pagans are naturally going to be loners. So you'll see them with usual loner habits which technology is now enabling to be a pretty comfortable life.
Christianity is basically anti-mysticism though. A lot of women love mysticism so you'll see them into Wiccan and Tarot for sure, but they're not going to be anti-Christianity because again that's anti-social behavior. They'll try instead to lump things together. There's plenty of boomer Christian-lite women that go to Church but occasionally worship the magic crystal with Wiccans and believe in the psychic with his powers and watch the ancient aliens uncritically, because you know boomers aren't exactly critical thinkers.
There's also Buddhist women and Buddhism isn't typically keen on denying things outright but there's different sects of Buddhism too, ranging from austere monks to suburban vegetarian potluck parties.

>>514755390
>the worst kind of degenerate faggots who have little to no self-discipline. This is not appealing to a woman.
Yep. Rock stars never got laid.

>>514748693
youd have better luck getting a witch girl thats into cutesy crystals since shes already on board with female authority. then all she has to change is her clothing color

>>514755804
the goth part was negotiable
witchy is fine

>>514748597 (OP)
>Why is it so hard to find girls into trad paganism
because it's gay an jewish

>>514748597 (OP)
Because like anything that's not anodyne sportsball slop, it's filled with libtards.

Crafts? Leftists. Traditional folk music (instead of hick hop country)? Leftists. Any kind of non-mainstream aesthetic? You guessed it, all liberals.

>>514748597 (OP)
A lot of them are into paganism but it's all the slutty hippy chicks. why would they be trad when I haven't really seen much trad stuff about Nordic paganism?

>>514748726
women will go for any type as long as they have charisma

>>514748693
>Lilith
They are all trannies

>>514759357
Sure, biological women are all good little christcucks. That's why /pol/ is constantly praising them.

>>514748597 (OP)
You want a redpilled wife who talks about being redpilled with you, and then each of you put on whatever skin is most useful to you in your day to day life. You're never going to find something that's based and redpilled and also popular and easy to partake in. You're like a giraffe among zebras. You feel like you always stand out, but it just means you're supposed to also find a wife who doesn't fit into her social group perfectly either. That's the sign that she's more redpilled than her group is - she's a giraffe too. We can work with the zebras for strength in numbers, but we can't actually be zebras. Maybe someday they'll make new sterotypes.

>>514748597 (OP)
You absolutely can , you'll just have to compromise. You can choose between a fat single mom or a complete loon. Have fun!

>>514748693
>Lilith
Take Ishtar , Goddess of Sex and War. Edgy enough for Goth chicks and not as crazy and more sex oriented than that tryhard Lilith shit.

My town is full of people who claim to be Norse pagans. They’re basically Deviant Art geeks or the discount aisle goths you see at Walmart. Most of them have little to almost no Scandinavian heritage. Seeing a brown dude with Norse jewelry or tattoos just seems cringe.

Most of the women into this are just in it for the low-hanging fruit attention. They couldn’t get normal men so they settled for the geeks. These girls saw a group of guys having fun playing silly dice games or going to a renaissance faire and wanted in on the attention. Kinda like wiccans seeing the Norse boys having fun and wanting to LARP too. Also, 90% of the women are fat. The thin ones are mid and are polyamorous non-binary punks into furry fandom and gamer shit.

If you found paganism through dungeons and dragons or shitty metal bands, you’re a faggot.

Get standards. Stop being a geek. Get real hobbies and find NORMAL women who aren’t autistic abuse victims.

>>514760018
what general area do you live in?

>>514759992
>Edgy enough for Goth chicks and not as crazy and more sex oriented than that tryhard Lilith shit.
I like crazy and I like sex
But I have Aphrodite for the lighter side
And I have Kali for war
Hail Shakti

>>514749178
Like a cross between a neckbeard and a metalhead or that Cobra dude if you live in a trailer park.

>>514749350
>that nose
>that facial structure
>showing off her personal shabbos goy like this

Thats a Bingo!

>>514748597 (OP)
Just find a normal girl who likes you. she'll follow you into paganism.

>>514748597 (OP)
you just have to walk them into it women are retarded as fuck they love that woo woo shit astrology herbal healing reiki etc if they believe that shit theyll literally believe anything

>>514759992
>>514760132
don't be fools

>>514748693
>goth
so do i, but they will hate you if they find out you care about them.

goth/punk women these days are doing it just for show. they do not listen to particular music, they do not have an independent world view. they are actually conventional thinkers, who are ideologically captured in whatever hivemind they choose, and often have daddy issues in such a way that they will reject older men who are specifically good for them and actually love them. they will turn on you. it happened to me and she falsely accused me of rape to get tiktok reacts.

>>514755545
Organically? No. They were astroturfed or had coke. If you go around dressed like a rockstar you’ll be seen as an entertainer like an Elvis impersonator wandering Vegas. A rockstar has to rely on commercial hype, drugs, and peacocking compared to someone organically appealing. Rockstars also fuck sluts and broken girls. Few of them are happily married to a beautiful woman. You could say the same about anyone in a subculture.

>>514760369
P.S. nose ring theory is real. oftentimes, women who wear nose rings also use their trauma (real and delusional) as their main personality trait

>>514760018
>Get standards. Stop being a geek. Get real hobbies and find NORMAL women who aren’t autistic abuse victims.
Boomer post. Geek hobbies are the real hobbies now. Your normal died 20 years ago.

>>514760694
my co-worker who was raised on a farm, told me the reason they put a ring through a pig's snout
>apparently the mother pig/female
is so that they don't eat their own piglets

>>514760824
human females are doing it for attention

>>514748597 (OP)
Most of them are ugly, fat and/or ran through.
If I had a nickel for every White stripper in a small town who told me she was a Norse Pagan I would be able to make back all the money I've spent on them.

>>514760824
If you really believe that , ist no surprise you are into jewish fairy tales.
Liek bulls , the nose ring is of course used to tie up and lead around the animal easier, as the snout is so sensitive it won't resist even a slight pull of the rope.

So the same as an idiot like you who believes everything anyone says to him.

>>514760882
>human females are doing it for attention

and?

>>514748597 (OP)
Were Pagans into LARPing like this couple is doing?

>>514748597 (OP)
>tfw no qt junkie gf that snorts heroin
All the qt junkie girls do fent now it’s lame I want someone fun not someone who is going to die

>>514760993
>If you really believe that

see
>>514761067

>ew goy i don't BELIEEEEVVE in 'jewish fairy tales'

so let me get this straight

you spend your FREE TIME debating things you DON'T EVEN BELIEVE ARE REAL?

wow

what a fucking retard

>>514748597 (OP)
You want a trad wife? Them kill the pedophiles. If some rich guy can pay to fuck a 14 year old you have no hope.
Release the files.

>>514760824
>>514760993
You're both retarded. Pigs have nose rings to stop them from rooting. Please neither of you ever post again stupid city faggots.

>>514760369
This. Goth girls today are nothing like from the 90s and early 2000s. If you think you’ll get some girl into industrial music and looking like Elvira or Morticia Adam’s with a vampire queen aesthetic and genuinely being into darkwave, industrial, or even black metal, just forget it. Not even a cybergoth.

“Goth” these days is just some TikTok slut with a costume who’s sleeping with her ketamine dealer. The same BPD-ridden girls who grew up without a father figure or were molested by an uncle. The same ones who seethed at regular girls who got by in life without having to put on a bullshit act. The same girls who are swingers or polyamrous with an onlyfans account and were groomed by some guy with MDMA at a music venue.

Besides. Are you attracted to the outfit or the girl? Is it the black hair? That’s fake. Only real on Asian girls. Is it the makeup? That will wash off. The tall boots? Those can be removed. What happens when she’s naked? She’s no longer goth.

>>514761213
>i'm a pig expert

i bet you are

and hey i thought jews couldn't eat pork?

>>514761318
That's one fat Khazar

>>514760727
Geek hobbies are just time-wasting activities that aren’t doing anything. I’m not saying build cars. I’m saying go out into the world. Take video games as an example. In reality, it’s just staring at a screen and playing pretend in your head. There’s a reason why the geek community is full of misfits. You definitely don’t want the women in them.

>>514761303
Social media basically ruined every subculture by merging it with the hive mind culture. People used to dress up to figure out their little social clubs, now they dress up for fucking upclicks or whatever

>>514761318
>redditspacing
>shit bantz
>keeps fat bitches on his computer
Cool you're stupid and a faggot, don't ever (you) me again you foreskinless freak

>>514761303
>abused by her uncle
it was literally that, or a step uncle, or an uncle's friend, i can't remember. she straight up told me about her abuser named bobby or some shit to floodlight/trauma dump me. they do this with or without knowing how toxic it is, so if you have any issues you aren't dealing with or if you were abused, you'll be attached to them when you want to reciprocate at a later more appropriate time, then you're in an anguish trap when they reject you.

>is it just the outfit or the woman?
it was both. i loved her sense of style and i actually did fall in love with her personality. she was actually intelligent, played word games with me, had a since of humor and could be chill with people that she considers friends at any given time. but then she became delusional and took as many shits in my heart as she possible could.

>>514761430
>it's not that you're wrong
>or that I can even PROVE you're wrong
>it's
>"reddit spacing"

maybe someone oughta put a big 'ol nose ring on all your female relatives to prevent them from eating their young too?

>>514748597 (OP)
Well, feel free to go back to worshiping Zeus or Jupiter and start sacrificing animals and praying to rocks again, no one is stopping you. Let me know how it works out for you.

If you want to return to a polytheistic system of animal sacrifices, and divination through animal entrails, and believing in Zeus the rapist god, then I don't know what to tell you.

Many of the greatest Greeks OPPOSED the Greek gods and the Greek system that enslaved the masses with vain superstitions, exactly like modern-day Christianity, which is far more polytheistic than it is monotheistic.

Have you ever slaughtered an animal and butchered it in many pieces? You would really make your life decisions based on what some intoxicated girl mumbles to some priest and if a goat's liver has a blemish?

These are the European traditions you want to return to? Many Europeans died so we could stop animal sacrifice and blood magic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT_RUdBTlp4

>>514748597 (OP)
If you want to reject Christ, and not live according to His Will and Testament, then I believe you will be judged according to your works. Your good deeds will not wash away your bad deeds, and we all have to pay God in the end.

If you want to go back to a pre-Christian era, with animal sacrificing, and believing in the crazy polytheistic life of the gods, then that is your choice. If you think that it is better to honor your ancient ancestors by keeping their old traditions, and that their system of worship is better than the one the Bible presents then I won't hate you, or think less of you. I might not understand why you would want that, but it really won't matter to me.

I would point out that the Norse myths were only recorded because of Christians. The bulk of Norse mythology was preserved thanks to Christian scholars. If these people want to return to a pre-Christian era, then stop using English, stop using our alphabet. Go back to your ancient rune system, and go back to believing that the earth was made from the body parts of a giant, and that the clouds are his brains.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orgu5nBCueQ

>>514748597 (OP)
It's not socially mainstream, like judeo-christiancuckery is. Women only conform to whatever group presents itself as having the largest pile of resources to mooch farm.

When pagans get mega churches and celebrities -- then the bitches will come.

>>514761574
>These are the European traditions you want to return to?

no, the pagan promotors are just bored kikes who think they have a super neato idea to trick Christians into abandoning God

too bad jews all descend from niggers

maybe if all the ancient jewish women hadn't fucked a bunch of niggers they'd be smart enough to defeat white people

little late now innit

>>514748597 (OP)
paganism is for losers bro

>>514761711
lel see?

even fucking MEMEFLAGS know

>>514761700

>>514761424
In the past it was like wearing a band tee of a band you like. You run into someone who also likes that band. You become friends by having something in common. That was it. A goth girl today is hanging out with a nigger/wigger or a sleazecore manipulator. Both of those guys have drugs.

That’s also an important tidbit. Drugs have absolutely devastated every alternative, quirky, geeky, or eccentric community. The same problems that plagued the rave scene have done the same to even Redditors and neckbeards.

At least I can pridefully say that “At least I don’t need to coerce with drugs to get a girl to like me.”

>>514761543
>A nose ring is inserted into the nose of an animal. Nose rings are used to control bulls and occasionally cows, and to help wean young cattle by preventing suckling. Nose rings are used on pigs to discourage rooting.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose_ring_(animal)

Oh look, now you're empirically wrong, a faggot and stupid, thanks for playing retard

>>514761517
Was she the more punkier version of goth that somewhat resembled Billie Eilish?

>>514748597 (OP)
>trad wife that worships ødín with me
actually I've had a super easy time finding this but getting them to even speak to you is impossible. idk wtf their problem is.

>>514748597 (OP)
>trad paganism

>>514761797
you seem to be really upset with the fact that i equate jewish women with pigs who eat children

now that I've already proven they engage in this behavior
>>514761543
>and picrel

what's the problem?

are you saying pigs don't eat their young and the nose ring has only one function?

>>514761994
>meanwhile
>pagan trad wife

>>514762066
You're a double retard because I would murder every kike on the planet in a heartbeat
I Disavow the Talmud
Death to all Jews
Heil Hitler
And most importantly
You're still fucking retarded

>>514761635
>Um medieval Christian monks wrote down your legends with the Roman alphabet so you have to respect WASPs
Typical boomer word salad, why did he think this constituted an argument?

>>514748597 (OP)
You can create girls

>>514748597 (OP)
Because actual, literal LARPing is fucking retarded.

>>514762338
Notice how the ones who changed gender were also liars, tricksters, manipulators, or cursed.

>>514756217
Whatabeautiful couple

>>514762247
you never said you weren't jewish

>>514761756
im only using this meme flag because its pakistan and im pakistani i dont want the american flag lol

>>514762510
You never said you weren't a faggot
Checkmate homo
Enjoy burning in hell

>>514762585
i'm not a faggot, kike

oh look you STILL haven't said you aren't a kike

incredible

>>514748597 (OP)
Are there Renaissance fairs in your country? There are here and people go and larp like its the medieval ages. Drink mead and watch a joust and eat a roast turkey leg. The woman youre looking for might be at one of these events. Some people really get into costume for it. Its a good time

>>514762642
I'm not a kike, faggot
And I still have a foreskin unlike you, ypu fucking golem

>>514761856
no, she was a thin and petite young woman that looked like a sexy young version of virginia woolf. she had me create a snapchat profile so she could send me absolutely phenomenal nudes. not overweight, probably a cup or b cup breasts with the nipples pierced. she showed them to me when they were marijuana leaf piercings

>>514762709
all i did was say pigs eat their young

and that jewish women are pigs

and you flew off the handle

hmm

they're also nigs, btw

>>514762283
You don't know what a word salad means, nor do you obviously not know what a strawman fallacy is, which you deployed. You're retarded and everyone reading this will know now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJZoTc9w7Ok

>>514748597 (OP)
Because the men into trad paganism are fucking ugly.

>>514748597 (OP)
Becasue autistic women have been brainwashed by the progressives and the rainbow brigade

>>514748597 (OP)
There's tons of them, they are called witches. Have fun with your nose ring whore.

>>514762737
Oh, the raver girl type?

>>514762955
>tfw no witch heroin snorting gf

>>514762757
You said pigs had a nose rings to stop them from eating their young, which is empirically wrong. How would a nose ring prevent a pig from cannibalizing their young? They can eat literally anything else with a nose ring but somehow it magically prevents them from eating their babies?
You're a retard, I was just pointing out how retarded you are taking something your co-worker said as fact despite it being obviously a retarded reason for them to have a nose ring.
Pigs dig with their nose. Putting a nose ring in it makes it uncomfortable for it to dig with.

You insult pigs by equating them with Jewish women as well, anyway, try to not be such a retard in the future and instantly take what your coworker at Walmart says at face value, retard

>>514763116
>How would a nose ring prevent a pig from cannibalizing their young?
if the ring hangs down low enough in front of their mouth

it'd be difficult to cannibalize their young, since the ring would be in the way when they tried, wouldn't it?

>>514763116
>You insult pigs by equating them with Jewish women

lel I'll give you that

>>514763388
>buttmogged
nice tattoos you pie-faced canaanite

now post your tits

>>514762982
it would have been more accurate to say mall goth

>>514763198
Then how do they eat anything else? Use your fucking brain, if it would stop them from eating their babies it would stop them from eating slop or anything else.

Google a fucking picture of a pig with a nose ring, how many of them are hanging in front of their mouth (nevermind the fact pigs have fucking snouts so even if it was huge it wouldn't be in front of it's mouth).
Lake the L retard, your co-worker is a fucking moron

>>514763576
as a matter of fact, she had literally stolen a tshirt from the mall the day before we fucked that said "porn star" on it

>>514748597 (OP)
>I just want a trad wife that worships ødín with me
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!.....[inhales deeply]...HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>514763616
contrastingly

are you implying women get nose rings to prevent them from burrowing?

you care WAY more about jewish pig yentas than i do, that's clear

you're fighting a battle that's wasting your time and mine