Thread 514752462

31/ATlas is coming in a month and aliens have given you 60 seconds to show them two items to prove humanity is worth saving. What do you show them? Remember anything which you show them has to be agreed by every country on this planet which could cause political turmoil if all countries do not agree.

my dick and my hole

Both of the Fuhrer’s grandchildren and their children

>>514752462 (OP)
DUSTY SPACE NIGGER GO HOME

>>514752462 (OP)
>aliens have given you 60 seconds to show them two items to prove humanity is worth saving.

>>514752462 (OP)
My balls.

>>514754161
superman action figure and any animal, that way we can also gauge their reaction to it aswell

Save humanity?
lol why?

>>514752462 (OP)
Its not aliens. Its the dwcwndents of the germans who transported light years away to over a thousand years ago to give them enough resources and population to take earth. They're actually just later than they wanted to be.

>>514752462 (OP)
I show them nothing, I simply tell them about the Jq and also tell them how pathetic we are to allow ourselves to be dominated by them and thus we all deserve to perish. We are a pathetic species and only great example of a human worth saving past 100 years was Hitler and those who fought alongside him.

>>514752462 (OP)
A sneed and a feed

>>514752462 (OP)
>give them a copy of the Talmud and the Torah
>they immediately understand
>pretty sure they say the equivalent of “what the fuck?” in ayylmao
>they do the needful and immediately annihilate planet earth
>mfw

3I/ATLAS IS A NASA SCAM

In this previous report of the same object, there is an interesting passage:

>However, what could greatly complicate these efforts is the Trump administration's plan to deal a devastating blow to NASA's science directorate. The White House proposed slicing the agency's science budget roughly in half, an existential threat that undermines dozens of important missions and thousands of jobs.

Looks like this is about budget for the Cabal, NASA being one of the sources, similar to USAID or Kennedy Center or NGOs or the Museums etc. From this point of view, this seems to be chatter about alternate funding sources for the Cabal.

>https://futurism.com/interstellar-visitor-3i-atlas-center-solar-system-ancient

hes here

Deez nuts.

ok so this is odd timing https://youtu.be/dKjgWa7cpCI

>>514754319
>lol why?
For the chosenites and niggers bigot

>>514752462 (OP)
I don't really care if they want to destroy us, have fun alien invaders, what would be really REALLY funny is if they're attacking us because jewish media reached them and they considered it an act of war

>>514752462 (OP)
Beethoven's 9th
Notre Dame

>>514752462 (OP)
Don't intervene.

We deserve everything that is coming for us.

>>514752462 (OP)
>ancient egyptians coming home
They're gonna be piiiiiiissed...

>>514752462 (OP)
>prove humanity is worth saving
getting a little ahead of yourself there

>>514752462 (OP)
My dick, and 4chan

>>514755210
the kangz are coming back?!

psyop
ignore

spottem & pooh

>>514752462 (OP)
>1pbtid
this is more an everytime than early life

>>514752462 (OP)
My dik and bawls!!! But really I straight up tell them we don't deserve to be saved.

>>514752462 (OP)
>have given you 60 seconds to show them two items to prove humanity is worth saving

I would show them this webm, then I would hit them in the nutsack as my 2nd item, to show them our ways of humor

>>514755145
Nevermind, Notre Dame burned. I forgot that. Maybe Cologne Cathedral.

>>514752462 (OP)
a corrupt president who protects the friendlist of epstein
and
a 1pbtid thread about an attempt to derail from the epstein friendlist

>>514752462 (OP)
deez nuts

>>514752462 (OP)
>>worth saving
Dude, we’re infested with niggers and jeets, while suffering from libtards and Jews.
For the good of the universe, we’re not ‘worth’ saving. Show even one of these and we'll be exterminated with extreme prejudice.

>>514755718
Retard

i show them 4chan
and offer myself as human sacrifice to save humanity,

A set of Bose 901’s and a copy of Straight Outta Compton. Then I’d tell them to kiss my human ass!

>>514752462 (OP)
I give a big smile and point at my face and my dick. If anyone complains, my heart and my dick. If they continue to disagree I leave, throwing the planet into chaos. Therefore, I will have left my mark on history, and by becoming famous I will have earned my spot in Val Halla.

>>514752462 (OP)
>What do you show them?
My cock and my blu ray collection

>>514752462 (OP)
Hamburgers.. and my nintendo entertainment system

>>514755623
> a corrupt president who protects the friendlist of epstein
and
a 1pbtid thread about an attempt to derail from the epstein friendlist<
Please, place this asshole in the muzzle of the de-earthinator so they are the first worthless piece of protoplasm to get turned into vapor. At least the rest of us will have a billionth of a second peace without their corruption of our air and soil with their existence.

>>514752462 (OP)
I’ll show them my dick and my butthole. No consent necessary

Drinking and driving, no more needs be said. Nothing better than a road soda on the highway.

>>514758089
Ive had a few plane beers, always wondered what spacecraft beers were like.

I'll show them what humanity does with AI.

>>514752462 (OP)
Aids and a shotgun blast to the face, possibly not in that order.

>>514758161
That’s actually insanely based. DWFly.

>>514758277
>Check'd for fellow driving bevvy enjoyer

>>514752462 (OP)
>Oy vey goy, (((aliens))) are coming
SHLOMO! A GIANT COMING IN A MONTH AND ALIENS HAVE GIVEN YOU 60 SECONDS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
>Do you have any shekels you would like to donate?
>>CARTOONS ARE SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE GOYIM, HONK

>>514752462 (OP)
A trap and muh PS5

>>514758370
So many just don’t understand

>>514758530
last bastion of true freedom. much like smoking indoors.

>>514752462 (OP)
>3I (EYE)/Atlas
>Giant green triangle shape
what the fuck kind of freemason glownigger shit is going on?

Serious answer? Probably an album full of classical music and the complete works of Shakespeare.

>Space is fake and gay
>Nukes don't exist
>Evolution is a lie
>Earth is flat
>Dinosaurs don't exist
HONK

>>514758624
Man I kinda want to crack a cold one and go for a drive now

>>514752462 (OP)
>two items to prove humanity is worth saving

(you denial)514752462
I'd tell you, but you're a 1PBTID slidekike so fuck you and fuck your nigger face.

>>514752462 (OP)
You think humanity is worth saving? Do you really think that? I sure as heck dont.

In Hollywood it is always love that saves the world. But what is love? Have you ever felt it? Have you ever received it? Lust, envy, slavery is often mistaken for love.

I would show them that we were good custodians of this planet and our tree of life, but we are not - we are not worthy.

>>514752462 (OP)
Probably some scientific achievement that demonstrates both pursuit of truth, intelligence, and acts as an indirect threat in the event of war. And something that shows both love and compassion.

I would give the aliens my computer with all The Elder Scrolls games installed and the rest of the RPGs I enjoy. I don't think it will save humanity, but if anything were to survive from us let it be the games we loved.

>>514752462 (OP)
Its probably not a comet. Doesn't mean its a ship. Tho it has alot of odd pecularities, Ive been watching it on my 10" for the last 2 weeks

Lots of chatter about a supernova shard lately

>>514759701
ti behaves to wierd to be comet. The light is steady, my software detects no change (meaning it doesn't rotate up and down)

>>514752462 (OP)
a floating city, gogle said its 3 months so this thing accellerated by alot. were toast.

>>514752462 (OP)
excited to make more slurs for the space niggers

>>514759701
conclusion: it probably is a piece of supernova and it's going to be one of many entering in our systems in years to come

maybe with a bit of luck one will come close enough to earth for hardcore examination.

>>514759701
Your mom's been watching my 10"

Two Nixon watches, identical model.

>>514759928
Its accelerated about 14,000mph since we discovered it. I view this as more natural. If it were aliens it would of slowed down

>>514760016
nobody been watching your thingy incel

>>514760057
>when you realize earth is a shit planet so you hit the afterburners and leave the planetary neighborhood.

>>514758924
tits too big, elbows to pointy

>>514752462 (OP)
hopefully it can lend me some space cash

>>514760104
They're giving me 30 seconds now.

>>514752462 (OP)
An eye and a hand

>>514760177
That would truley be the saddest thing of all. If we confirmed it was an alien ship and they just kept going.

>ayylmao come
>WE COME IN PISS. TAKE US TO YOUR LEADERS
>take them to the (((leaders)))
>ayylmao decide to blow the entire planet

>>514761242
Sad for whom?

>>514752462 (OP)
I can't say that I could do that.
I could however plead on behalf of the birbs. Especially the puffins.

>>514757898
Based burger bro, I'd hand them a double and call it a day.

>>514761675
for us i guess. ayy lmaos drive past us like we drive past a squirrell in a target parking lot

>>514752462 (OP)
The two best inventions of the white male, a woman's ass and a daschund dog

>>514752462 (OP)
Deez nuts

>>514760177
>>514761242

> i HATE earthers

>>514752462 (OP)
When is the date that its supposed to come close?

>>514762440
it will be behind the sun conveniently

>>514758767
Was hoping someone would post this

>>514761242
Kek

>>514752462 (OP)
depends on the alien but assuming they are the kind ayys:
>a lotus flower made from pure gold
flower symbolic is universal and innocuous enough for all nations to agree to it no matter the political, cultural or religious leanings. the lotus specifically would express without words in a symbolic manner that we are capable of higher consciousness, understand sacred geometry, and appreciate beauty and are grateful for nature's gifts. the gold itself is one of the most popular symbols which no culture would agree with and it communicates our understanding of material science and it would also make sure that the ayys can take it with them and it will endure any kind of space travel (hopefully).
>a harp/zither made from cedar wood
simple string instruments are known to all cultures and can represent many people. it must be tuned in such a way that just strumming it across with a finger it will produce a beautiful harmony. the ayys will understand that we know math and music theory and know about the power of vibrations and that we also just appreciate "good vibes". the cedar is a very old and symbolic tree shared by many cultures, it's very weather resistant and looks good. the wood can also serve as surface to laser engrave mathematical symbols or letters, etc, anything to communicate that we aren't complete fucking niggers.

>>514754319
This level of upsetness is unthinkable to me and it's crazy you have this belief.

I am genuinely sorry that people in your life didn't and don't care for you more. Hopefully they do.

>>514752462 (OP)
Shown em my mirage TMNT collection for kicks

>>514752462 (OP)
It's not even coming that close to Earth

>>514765682
...holy shit is that thing going to hit Mars?

what if the aliens just think we're gay and stupid and kill us all

>>514752462 (OP)
Can I show two items to prove mankind needs expunged from the universe instead?

>>514752462 (OP)
Nothing. I don't like humanity at all.

>>514752462 (OP)
Even extraterrestrials are coming to the west for gibs now. I've fucking had it. Mildred get my good walking stick.

>>514752462 (OP)
Sydney Sweeney's left and right titty.

>>514765863
It's going to terraform mars.

>>514752462 (OP)
It's not.

>>514766022
They'd be right.

>>514755472
Good webm thanks

>>514766636
It'd be funny if the spacenigger thread was real and this was the end result

>>514766022
Why would they be "hostile" think about how often you go out of your way to kill ants or flys in your house anon

It doesn't make sense if they've been here for possibly millions of years along us humans

>>514752462 (OP)
My 2x2TB SSDs with all my data showing my vast range of hobbies and pornography.

>>514758234
LMAO. This is what AI was made for.

>>514759701
>Doesn't mean its a ship
Oumuamua and 31/ATlas are both pulse jet powered spacecraft that are actively navigating interstellar space.

>>514752462 (OP)
I just driggle cranked the triscuits out of my you know what and I'm ready to learn about aliens.

lay it on me schizo freak

>>514765682
>Implying it won't start the breaking process after it passed Mars for optimal slingshot dynamics to Earth.
Do you even know how space works?

>>514766636
This.
It's literally on a trajectory to Jupiter (after flybys of Pluto, Mars and Venus, and pulling a gravity assist course change from the Sun- statistically impossible combination for an interstellar object of natural origin)
Its going to drag the ice moon Io back to mars and drop it in a decaying orbit and it will rain down on the surface.
Then they'll drill down to the core of Mars, drop in enough uranium 238 (or something better) to melt it (re-ignite it?) to get a magnetic field like Earth.

This is why the browns are being imported to Europe, U.S. and Canada- cannon fodder for the space force.

I just need to show them Bible Black.
You would not vaporize a civilization capable of art this advanced.

>>514767478
kinda mid desu. ichinose sayaka from cleavage is some kino

>>514752462 (OP)
>ellie the empress's left breast
>ellie the empress's right breast

>>514752462 (OP)
Both of this woman's tiddies.

>>514752462 (OP)
I will rape the aliens

>>514752462 (OP)
Something similar happened on Dragon Ball Super and the item that saved the Earth was instant ramen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VciBIwjXmmM

>>514752462 (OP)
Aliens are here to kill us all. They have time. Actually, they find us all rather silly and more than a little dangerous. We're like chimpanzees to them.

>>514768775
>Aliens are here to kill us all.
>
>We're like chimpanzees to them.
None of us wants to kill all the chimpanzees though...

>>514752462 (OP)
a jar of honey and some figs

>>514752462 (OP)
Yesterday, I posted>>514690033 under the assumption of 50/50 ice water/silicates composition of 3I/ATLAS. However, the facts of the matter tell me that it is not.

It's (CO2 8:1 H2O) : (Silicate 7:1 Elemental Nickel) with a 28.6mi diameter remaining accurate.
That's FAR worse for Mars than 50/50 water ice/silicates.

>Accelerating Ni release (from log[Q(Ni)] ~21.5 at 4 AU to ~22.75 at 3 AU) indicates intensifying outgassing or sputtering of refractory grains, which correlates with structural weakening in fragile comets. In CO2-dominated comets, this could trigger early jets, building internal pressure or causing spin-up, leading to fragmentation far before 0.8 AU (e.g., similar to observed flare-ups in split comets like 73P/Schwassmann-Wachmann 3).

>Ni dispersion acts as a proxy for volatile mobilization (e.g., CO2 sublimation exposing Ni-bearing silicates), potentially causing runaway activity if the comet's tensile strength is low (~10–100 kPa, typical for porous comets). Historical analogs (e.g., Comet ISON's disintegration) show similar metal vapor increases preceding breakup.

>If acceleration continues exponentially, as it exceeds typical r^{-2} to r^{-4} scaling for cometary activity, signaling a threshold-driven outbursts highly likely, at approximately 70% depending on the true concentration of silicates to nickel

Tl;dr:
INSTEAD OF GENTLY MELTING UP INTO 300,000 0.25mi FRAGMENTS NEAR MARS
IT'S FARTING WAY TOO MUCH NICKEL FOR A HEALTHY BOY!!
SHIT'S GONNA ASSPLODE FAR FURTHER OUT!!!

>>514759701
cosmic ball lighting'esque occurance? like some form of plasma?

>>514752462 (OP)
Humanity isn't worth saving. Just put us out of our misery. Everyone is a narcissistic retard who worships kikes and liberalism. Fire away, aliens.

>>514752462 (OP)
We are the kings of projectile weapons. We will make the demands on these space niggers. Show 2 space titties or eat lead.

>>514755145
Peak midwit.

>>514767126
Why are they so slow then?

>>514758234
Hot!

>>514752462 (OP)
I'll just show them a crucifix and watch them flee, no such thing as ayliums

>>514766022
Best outcome.

>>514752462 (OP)
I really don't know, if I gave them my graphing calculator Ti 84 would that be one of those shitty gifts people nobody likes give at birthday parties?

>>514767341
>This is why the browns are being imported to Europe, U.S. and Canada- cannon fodder for the space force.

Funniest whitepill ever.

>>514752462 (OP)
>nobody cares which "species" they are

Greys, Lyrans or Mantises?

Maybe it's those reptiles often said to be able to shape shift

>>514752462 (OP)
"remember"
I remember NOTHING fuck them
I'll show them a cartel peeling, and a loli vid
it's the universal PLATA O PLOMO question
aliums can choose one way out
we can be nice, or we can be angry little aztecs
but either way, they'll have to sign a contract to rid us of all kikes and niggers and poojeets

>GALACTIC FEDERATION HERE WE COME!!

>>514770148
They want to make government leaders think they don't already have near light speed or FTL travel. It also scares people less when they pretend to have a "bigger more fuel dense traditional space craft" instead of something exotic we don't understand.

>>514752462 (OP)
she them me since i’m the chosen one

>>514766183
seee, this is what I mean by that "be like"
also africa surely needs to be exterminated at this point

>>514767478
you have a point there
one of my best bonding experiences was watching that series with a bunch of friends in university

>>514765682
great angle to come in on if it were able to slow down. imagine it does slow down and we know at that point that it's something artificial, and all we can do is watch and wait as it spends months coming straight at us with an unknown purpose.

>>514752462 (OP)
LOL. It's a pirate ship.
AYYYYYYY, mateys!

>>514765682
its dropping off cargo on mars for elon to "discover"
you heard it here first

>>514770482
If you believe the stories they actually give bowls of salt as gifts,poor guys still think it the dark ages and everybody starving

>>514752462 (OP)
Kikes are trying project bluebeam against us to cover for their satanic, child raping, blackmailing and murderous genocidal etnoreligion

Midnight bump

>>514752462 (OP)
Book on subjective value. Worthy is subjective to aliens, to humans of different culture, to humans of the same culture but different Era. Such endeavor is pointless and they'd be no better than the thousands of warring human factions throughout history if it was their rubric to destroy humanity.

>>514755745
Tha Shiznit?

>>514759596
This anon gets it,let someone else show them whatever they consider impressive, imagine how mind blowing it would be showing them the entire 1980s Jackie Chan collection

>>514752462 (OP)
can't wait to join the space niggers to rape everyone else.

>>514752462 (OP)
>What do you show them?
Anime

>>514769927
>We are the kings of projectile weapons
A German scientist/engineer designed a cosmic shaped charge.
Basically....
#1) Fill a dormant volcano crater with water.
#2) Float a massive nuclear warhead in the center.
#3) Cover in gigantic sheet of copper.
#4) Detonate.
>inb4 it only shoots one spot in space
Majority of obits cover about 90% of the earth due to our tilt.

>>514757101
same desu

>>514758624
Is that Salem?!

It doesn't matter what is offered as soon as the aliens notice niggers and jeets we are toast anyway.

>>514758767
Fucking this

>>514775171
that is insanely retarded. hollywood/netflix tier.

>>514776395
if anything interceps ouur internet we are dead. i would kill us no second thought.
>holy shit globglurk have you actually looked at this shit?
>i dont have the stomach for it just nuke em.

>>514752462 (OP)
Bros, I'm scared. I don't want to catch space AIDS. :(((

>>514778050
Germ, you are space aids, let the aliens worry that they catch you

>>514752462 (OP)
Show them that we irradiated our own planet, hopefully they will leave.

>>514765188
Cute projection

>>514773257
This

>>514752462 (OP)
No way it's like super unlikely that a rock just is like that. Rocks don't just go through space all random and shit. We know because we've been looking for 0% of time and only seen 3.

>>514768580
I like my aliens with big fat milkers and bush, no thanks.

>>514760194
have you told your parents yet?

>>514752462 (OP)
bong and lighter

>>514770053
this

Lyrans pls I need them

>>514752462 (OP)
i show them the tip of ar-15 and m82

>>514752462 (OP)
>60 seconds
I only need 41, so I'll fill the remaining 19 seconds with goatse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz2QVTWkaeI

>>514752462 (OP)
horsecock and horsepussy.
we are stewards for our equine masters.

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OMG Real Hacker Inside Área51! Most importante Thread ever posted!
Was here over fews days ago Jeaniis freaks keep deleting Thread in PANIC mode cuz is so legit Haxorman infosec.
Wtf he did reply on any questions! He did return the next day but posts were deleted very quickly, where he basically made a statement that we are living in a catastrophic immenent Alien disclosure arrival any day. This was the only reason the deep state Illuminati let Trump win the election. We are all going to move into gigantic motherships in a relocation rapture type of event, so it is over, sir. Good luck, Safe.

"Yes the alien will arrive any day now 4sure, it is a normal process, but weird here the alien beings at Area 51 that we hold are interdimensional beings they see this place as a realm or game container simulation sandbox but the alien we getting soon arrival are normal Contact aliens processof evolution, a very complex deal to believe me.>
Bye must go return morning
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Original Thread from 1 hours ago POL Archive

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/492480581/

>>514752462 (OP)
>What do you show them?
AI and 4chan of course.

>60 seconds to show them two items to prove humanity is worth..
I got this one, everyone else can sit down.
1:Present a Barrett M82 and show them how easy it would be to just kill off people
2:Present a lot of alcohol and start drinking infront of them (Still working to solve the time bottleneck here). Eventually I'd be really wasted and show them how cool the gun is now that you've drank power juice. At some point throw up and pass out.
Next day I'd proudly present the case for mankind. Guns and Alcohol.
Thank you!

>>514752462 (OP)
>two items
big anime titties

>>514752462 (OP)
They are here to exchange cultural artifacts for technology, from carved pencil heads to whatever we have.
You should all create something unique of sociological significance to take part in the exchange, they will not be staying forecer. Any art or philosophy will do. They will critique you on the meaning and significance of what you create for barter.
Get busy.

Deez.
Nuts.
Biggest pair they'd ever see, too.

>>514752462 (OP)
man jews are much worse than the aliens.
at this point alien invasion seems like a happy ending to this tragedy

>>514752462 (OP)
Obviously both of my middle fingers. We're full already, they can fuck right off.

>>514769141
Well, chimpoutzees...

>>514769141
That's because chimps are cool and smart. The lesser monkeys though are prime extermination material, just look at the videos from India.

>>514752462 (OP)
cat women.

>>514752462 (OP)
gacha/hentai

>>514765682
The sun will pull in smaller asteroids that it's bringing with it and shoot them towards earth. Screenshot this

we are now entering into more wild galaxy space, the solar shield that was protecting solar system is getting weaker and more and more guests from outside are getting in
not only rocks or ice but also hijackers and entities from behind
expect more and more space phenomena and also weird happening on earth
gods, demons, spirits and magick will return soon

>>514752462 (OP)
There are no aliens, motherfucker! You're a prisoner of this world, and you will never escape or be saved!!!

>>514759701
How do you find it. I have a large telescope.

>>514759701
Nigga, why the fuck are you watching it? Don't you trust Nasa? It's a comet, stop watching it.

>>514765199
Based.
I got my original Neca tmnt collection also, just in case.

Humanity is not worth saving. Billions must be killed by our alien overlords.

>>514752462 (OP)
Two things you say?

>>514752462 (OP)
>aliens have given you 60 seconds to show them two items to prove humanity is worth saving
I don't think it's worth saving, just wipe all traces of humanity already

Profound Darkness and Dark Falz. Turn me into it. 4chan anons will become Arks.

>>514787726

nigger