Thread 514758758

It's not hard to find mention of it, but it's hard to the actual account. It's not on the Wikipedia.

>ancient christian father hiding on the outskirts of rome
>the friend of a kid of one of the people giving him refuge rats him out for a reward
>he goes willingly
>romans play good cop bad cop
>try to say, just sacrifice some animal to caesar, it can be a small one even
>won't do it
>they put him in a carriage and start the journey to the palace
>"bad cop" roman pushes him out of the carriage, breaks his hip
>Polycarp, the CHAD SAINT DOCTOR MARTYR just shrugs it off, gets back into the carriage
>they arrive, he is sentenced to be BURNED in the CIRCUS MAXIMUS
>but... there's no wood, they just had a mock naval battle and nothing burnable is there, not even animal straw
>the crowd at the Circus Maximus, many of whom are JEWS, RUSH to the surrounding shops and gather up firewood!
>they try to light him on fire
>the wood... won't burn!
>so they stab him
>he dies and a sweet smell is emitted
>fire still won't burn, followers take him away
it's amazing

>>514758758 (OP)
Polycarp of Smyrna was one of thr most interesting early Christians for sure. Wasn't he a student of Ignatius, who was student of John?

>>514758867
Yeah he was one of the early Saint Doctors of the Church. Legend has it he was one of the children Christ held.

>>514758758 (OP)
im just not into jewish religions, sorry moshe

>>514759158
Christ didnt have physical earthly children. Dont devolve into nonsense.

>>514759737
Christianity is anti Judaism, judaism is antichristianity. You are a kike.

>>514759860
Held

>>514758758 (OP)
So back when the Christians were closer to their jewish roots they made up holohoax stories. Got it.

>>514758758 (OP)
What about the Martyrdom of Magikarp?

>>514758758 (OP)
Never happened
>>514759737
/thread

>>514759891
Judaism died when Christ was crucified on Calvary. It was reborn in Babylon 700 years later when the Talmud was written alongside the Quran as rabbinical Judaism. Christianity is antithetical to rabbinical Judaism, all it's believers are atheists at heart. The only core central tenet of Judaism is that you must have a seething hatred for Christ Jesus at the core of your being. By that metric there are several judeo-atheists in this thread, probably even circumcised.

>>514759860
Reading comprehension, lad.

>>514758758 (OP)
Maybe don't be a subversive projewish agent trying to undermine the society that feeds you? Easy way to not get "martyred".

>the crowd at the Circus Maximus, many of whom are JEWS
Completely made up to make your jewish tale appear less kiked. Kys

The rest is just pure phantasy which I won't deign with a serious reply. "Christian persecution" is mostly a myth anyway, and was invented by later christians to justify their subversion of the Roman state.

>>514758758 (OP)
>mock naval battle
>Circus Maximus
wut

>>514761206
Imagine this guy not being a kike. An actual European hating his culture history and God this much because Faceberg and Instagoy said to.

>>514760705
>Every other religion is just about hating mine!
Narcissism

What about the Martyrdom of Ragnar Lodbrok?

>>514758758 (OP)
When asked to renounce Christ he famously responded, "Eighty-six years I have served him, and he has done me no wrong. How can I blaspheme my King and my Savior?"
He then looked to heaven and prayed, "Father, I bless you that you have counted me worthy of this day and hour, that I might take a portion of the martyrs in the cup of Christ."

>>514758758 (OP)
You believe stories written by mohels about a magic rabbi. Please kys.

>>514762065
>You believe stories
Jews did more than spit on gentiles if they tried evangelizing in their communities.

>>514758758 (OP)
Polycarp wasn’t real idiot.

up

Literally none of this shit happened. Surprise surprise medieval christjews lied about being holocausted

>>514758867
And ordained Irenaeus

>>514758758 (OP)
God saves you from fire but not from stabbings, got it.

>>514765067
kek

>>514758758 (OP)
What about the martyr who is burned in a bronze bull at the circus maximus and doesn't feel pain. Then comes out unharmed and everyone coverts on the spot. Oh wait that was from the apocryphal no wonder all these stories of martyrs seem to be bad copies of each other. Did you know that like half the Apostles were crucified upside down like Peter and for similar reasons too.

>>514766937
Peter was probably real. The events of his story line up with real archeology and the Vatican hill was a place of execution and burial long before he came around. Nero loved to kill people in his circus. 95% of the martyrdom stories are complete bullshit though.

Bullshit suffering tales are a pretty good indication of just how Jewish Christianity is, guys. Think of Romans— how hard and rational and warlike they were. Then somehow this horseshit. Import a bunch of MENA dwellers and fill their heads with Jewish ressentiment nonsense and you too can bring down civilization.
>>514766937
They ran out of gas that day. It was a miracle.
>>514760307
Exactly

Wild times back then

>>514758758 (OP)
You know this "amazing" story is fiction, right? Right...?

>>514758867
>Wasn't he a student of Ignatius, who was student of John?
John wasn't a real person, you dummy

>>514767745
>Peter was probably real
Citation needed mate

>dead christkike gets stabbed and shits himself
mmm sweet smell

>>514758758 (OP)
Yes, every religion has made up stories like that about historical figures.

>>514761206
aah yes, because one is "undermining roman society" by no worshipping the emperor as a god

ask me how i know you've never opened a book on roman history in your life

>>514770798
Just the things I already pointed out. Unlike most of the martyr myths Peter’s story actually lines up with archeology and other things about the Vatican hill that we know to be true. There’s a decent chance he was actually put to death there. Very few Christian’s were executed by the Romans. They mostly didn’t care about Christian’s. Peter situation however was unique

>>514758758 (OP)
Why are you guys so cringe. Nothing about that is in any way badass or even interesting, it’s pathetic and degrading to the human spirit even to read

>>514770953
>Unlike most of the martyr myths Peter’s story actually lines up with archeology
You know that the stories of Peter's martyrdom were written centuries later, right anon? Long after the Vatican Hill had been settled by Christians, right anon? Right...?

>>514758758 (OP)
That's cool
My father also works for Nintendo

>>514771080
Yes but the Vatican hill was a Christian cemetery for centuries. That’s a big part of why Constantine chose to put his church there.

>>514762065
Fatality

>>514771275
Mate, you're getting distracted. The Peter martyrdom story is completely fake. It seems to "agree with architecture" because the story was written after that architecture was constructed.

FFS They could have written that Peter had been entombed at the Washington Memorial, and it wouldn't be any less fake than it actually is.

Very powerful martyrdom story. I respect Christians as believers as a Muslim. The Koran says Christians are believers. It is a sad state to see so much open hatred towards God believers, not unlike Christians in that time. God help us through these dark times. A believer is always better than a disbeliever (kafir).

>>514771422
Nero’s circus was on the Vatican hill and we know he liked to execute people in that stadium. There is a very old Christian cemetery right next to it. Christian’s venerated the hill for hundreds of years before Constantine. That is the evidence I’m pointing to that suggests there is an element of truth to the Peter story. Doesn’t mean it’s guaranteed to be true just that it’s a possibility. That’s all I’ve got for you

>>514771547
>That is the evidence I’m pointing to that suggests there is an element of truth to the Peter story.
THE CEMETRY WAS BUILT FIRST, THE STORY WAS WRITTEN LATER

Come on mate, what is so hard to understand about this

>>514758758 (OP)
So was Rome jewish or does the great Roman empire like to pretend it can avoid its responsibility for its own actions?

>>514771586
Then why was the Vatican such an important pilgrimage site even before Constantine? Why put his church there?

>>514758758 (OP)
Also look up Perpetua. Similar stuff. She wouldn’t even accept saying a prayer to Caesar, or a last meal as that’s also supposed to be blessed to Caesar. She survived multiple attempts to kill her. And she as of noble status.

>>514771504
Ma'minim

>>514759891
>if you dont worship a kike then you are a kike.

i'm so sorry for your mental illness. truly the brain damage christianity caused you is immense. like circumcision of the brain. you aren't human anymore. RIP.

>>514771032
I’d like to see you personally defy Caesar and defy multiple attempts to kill you by Roman guards. In these situations even the guards would be scared, knowing the prisoner was different.

>>514758758 (OP)
Sounds fake. The Romans weren't big on burning as an execution, they preferred crucifixion and death by animals. Burning was a Jewish thing that was passed down to Christians.

>>514771650
>Then why was the Vatican such an important pilgrimage site even before Constantine?
How do you know it was? The original St Peters' basilica was built on top of a shrine, but how old was the shrine? 400 years old? 4 years old? You don't know the answer and neither does anyone else.

>>514761298
They could fill the coliseum with water and recreate small scale naval battle.
Circus maximum means big arena in latin

>>514759860
Dumbfuck. Read it again, words have meanings.
Anybody can hold a baby.

>>514759860
Jesus raped kids? Lmao