Thread 514759856

wat you gonna do with it

>>514759856 (OP)
Tranny hookers

Save my $10 instead of wasting it on a ticket

>>514759856 (OP)

buy 700 million powerball tickets for the next time

>>514759856 (OP)
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>>514759940
Player win and winner play.

Mossad uses powerball as a vector for front payments to jews. Epstein won the powerball.

purchase the entire UK and sell it to Russia as a prank

>>514760042
There's lots of Zorro trusts

>>514759856 (OP)
Buy 4chan GOLD.

>>514759856 (OP)
I'm autistic so I document every ticket I buy. The numbers and how much I won. I buy one ticket per drawing if the jackpot is at a certain threshold.
So far I'm down 93%. But one day my autism will pay off.

>>514759856 (OP)
>Buy 4chan
>Allow boards to to increase image limit to 5 per post
>Allow MP4 with sound
>Range ban Israel and India flags
>Jannies can only ban people posting CP.

>>514759856 (OP)
Prolly buying lots of land and building a complex that my family, inlaws, and frens can live in comfort. I'll also buy a couple square miles to dole out to tenant famers-- I get free crops and meat, and they get land after working for two decades. Win-win

>>514760101
>>514759983
https://www.quatism.com/lottery.htm

>>514759856 (OP)
If I had a billion, I would probably splurge a few mill on houses and then invest the rest with some financial advisor who will most assuredly scam me

>>514759856 (OP)
Give the government 700 million dollars that will go directly to Israel.

Buy a ranch and turn it into a compound where I only hire white nationalists.
It’s not for profit, it’s so we have something to eat when the lights go out.

Maybe buy some new shoes.

>>514760131
>Prolly buying lots of land and building a complex that my family, inlaws, and frens can live in comfort.
This ends with at least one person dying. And probably you.

>>514760101
I hate seeing bs winning numbers on draw games like 1,2,3,4,29,39
Thats random? Really? Sequential numbers...

>>514759856 (OP)
Throw the losing ticket away.

>>514759856 (OP)
(((Lottery)))

>>514760042
Last time a bought a ticket I actually watched the drawing and it was so transparently riggable.

https://www.wral.com/video/powerball-drawing/1075498/

Look at this shit. A child could figure it out.

>>514759856 (OP)
>Yeah sorry if you want to take a lump sum now that’ll be 5 million dollars. Or you can have an annuity for the rest of your life for $100000 on which you will pay tax + tip every year forever.

>>514759856 (OP)
Start a new epstein ring and 5x my money

>>514759856 (OP)
gambling on sports is gay and sends your money directly to jewish private equity.
playing the lotto for $2 is based and your money goes to education (of niggers and spics but still...)

>>514760408
How is this rigged

A different escort every day until I die

>>514760506
Okay a white child could figure it out.

>>514760257
Nah. It'll be comfy and heaven on earth. Humans are supposed to live in tribes

>>514759856 (OP)
Buy me a double wide

>>514760540
Turbulence is rigged!

>>514759856 (OP)
Buy 4chan and range ban Indians and Israel and get rid of memeflags

i'd start epstein island back up again. and i'd make it greater than ever before.

>>514760256
You actually get less to begin with since you're going to take a "lump sum" as well

Its fake.


Lottery is fake. Statistically its impossible for it to be real. You should come across multiple in your life that have won a significant lottery amount.

>>514759917
>Tranny hookers
This, but, NO HAT.

>>514760649
>least evil meat eater

>>514759856 (OP)
Live in any other country besides Muttmerica.

i would put it into dividend optimized indexes and live from that.

>>514759856 (OP)
>Its fake.
>Lottery is fake. Statistically its impossible for it to be real. You should come across multiple people in your life that have won a significant lottery amount. You would see people bragging on social media like you do crypto and stock fags.

If anyone cares. i will provide the math for this

>>514760709
I know someone who won a statewide lottery. They won $250,000. Never anyone who won a national lottery. The statewide lotteries have better odds and seem like less bs than powerball or mega millions.

>>514759856 (OP)
nothing
I'm not playing the lottery, my life is good enough as it is

>>514759917
fpbp

>>514760418
> The money in getting for basically free isn't good enough, give me more!

>>514760835
>1 person

I never said token winners do not exist. Anything over 500k is bullshit

>>514759856 (OP)
I’d keep $100,000,000 after pre-marked payouts, to establish my personal empire while attempting to do the most good for the most people. Investing in housing and jobs for poor regions to see if they develop, staffed public rest stations for the homeless in cities, that sort of thing.

>>514759856 (OP)
Hire a prank monkey. Harmless shit like the clown on the escalator throwing a cream pie in the face of that fat roastie. I would follow my monkey around and spend the whole day laughing

>>514760867
Donate more to charity instead of paying taxes for Israel
>>514759983

>>514760101
>But one day my autism will pay off.
No it won't dumbass

>>514760905
>>514759983
You'd get more bang for your buck if you help people in developing countries and animals in factory farms

>>514760600
Are you seriously pretending to be retarded right now? Or are you just a brown zoomer?

The balls are delivered by a mechanism that leaves sight while the ball is loaded. The mechanism is built into the pedestal it sits on. This is trivially easy to rig.

>>514760757
you wouldn't need to generate passive income with that much money. I mean. Just start a fast food joint or buy a franchise or something

>>514760261
t. mathlet
The balls don't know what number is printed on them, nor do they attempt to avoid sequential numbers

>>514761041
>This is trivially easy to rig.
why haven't you done it?

>>514761041

## The Claims Are Not Supported by Evidence

The allegations about Powerball being "trivially easy to rig" through a mechanism in the pedestal are not substantiated when examined against the extensive security protocols actually in place.

## Multi-Layered Security System

The drawing process involves multiple independent parties: three people are required to access the drawing machines and ball sets - including a Florida Lottery Security Officer who has the code to disarm the alarm, a Multi-State Lottery Association official with a key, and someone from an independent accounting firm who has a second key.

The sets of lottery balls are kept in a double-locked vault that is set with an alarm and sealed. This creates multiple checkpoints that would need to be compromised simultaneously for any rigging to occur.

## Ball Testing and Quality Control

All balls have equal weight and can only deviate from the standard by three-tenths of a gram. There are a total of 14 steps included in the stringent quality control process. The balls are weighed and inspected about once a year, and replaced roughly every two years.

## Random Selection Process

"No one knows what machines and what sets are going to be used before this process," he says. The process by which they are randomly selected is one of many tightly-kept security measures. This random selection of both the machines and ball sets makes pre-rigging extremely difficult.

## Independent Oversight

>>514759856 (OP)
buy hitlers car and drive cross country

>>514761041
>>514761225
Although paid by the operator, the contracted auditing firm provides a totally non-biased and wholly honest observation and assessment of the draw process. This recording and observation by an independent third-party provides transparency into each and every draw.

## Why the "Pedestal Mechanism" Theory Doesn't Hold Up

The claim about a rigging mechanism in the pedestal fails to account for:

1. **Multiple Independent Witnesses**: Independent auditors and multiple officials from different organizations are present during the entire process
2. **Random Equipment Selection**: The specific machines and ball sets used aren't known in advance
3. **Regular Inspections**: The equipment undergoes regular testing and replacement
4. **Live Broadcast**: The drawings are broadcast live with cameras showing the entire process

## Historical Context

While lottery fraud has occurred in history (like the 1980 Pennsylvania Lottery scandal), those cases involved insider manipulation of the actual balls, not sophisticated mechanical devices. Modern lotteries were redesigned specifically to prevent such manipulation through the multi-party oversight system now in place.

## Conclusion

The Powerball drawing system employs redundant security measures specifically designed to prevent rigging. The multiple independent parties, random equipment selection, regular inspections, and transparent processes make the "trivially easy to rig" claim highly implausible. While absolute certainty is impossible with any human-administered system, the evidence strongly supports that Powerball drawings operate as intended - as random chance events under strict security protocols.

>>514759856 (OP)
well first, I'll give 75% of it to the government, once tax daddy is finished with my asshole I'll need to make the decision of a lifetime: lump sum or installments.
lump sum means i cut the winnings in half, but i get to deposit those stacks right into my bank and collect that sweet 0.1% return while the bank makes 15% lending my winnings out to people.
being the smart individual i am, i choose installments, that way i can live a life of luxury for a few years, until inflation reduces my installments to the equivalent of a part time job and am forced to re-enter the work force at 55 with no skills to support my lower middle class lifestyle.

>>514761152
…bro…
>>514761225
This fucking retard seriously asked chatgpt to do his thinking for him.

>>514759856 (OP)
Imagine life with it, since that's the most I'll ever get.

>>514759856 (OP)
Nothing. Just go about my life as usual, but plan to turn in my badge maybe after a month or so when I've my project that I am working on in a decent shape

>>514759856 (OP)
Buy a geo metro
Pay my rent 5 years in advanced in full
Set aside 5 million so I can have fun money and life money

Give half to the homeless so they need not suffer any more and half to the autistic so they can NEET and shitpost on my favorite Mongolian basket weaving competition forums

>>514759856 (OP)
>wat you gonna do with it

Acquire Grade A+ 10/10 woman

>>514759856 (OP)
Put it all on red.

>>514761378
argument not detected

>>514760961
Realistically probably not. But I'm in an income bracket where the only way to change my life is winning the lottery. I don't play any drawing under $13m

>>514759856 (OP)
dude, when are they doing the next drawing?

>>514759856 (OP)
Run for President

>>514760261
I hate it more when that's what my losing tickets have

>>514761068
Yeah I know that. I just wonder if its rigged sometimes.

>>514760723
0/10 no tail

>>514761877
I hear you

>>514761674
Play to win

>>514759856 (OP)
Buy chocolate.

>>514759856 (OP)
Wash jeans with winning ticket in the pocket. Never to know that I won. This is my life story. Jackpot is not won and goes a lot higher...to be eventually won by someone else.

I can't play this game in Leafland so I will just jerk-off instead. The most max jackpot our games go is $80M main draw and it can go up to 50x$1M bonus. We don't get taxed though on lottery winnings. But still winning $750M USD would be wild. That is like 1B Canadian.

>>514759856 (OP)
should i win it for the lols i have power?

>>514759856 (OP)
Donate at least 20% to Israel

>wat you gonna do with it
Buy some family members a house each, pay off debts, and go buy some land for me and my own family in the woods. I'll probably buy property in Europe as well. Perhaps I'll make some investments as well. Also, I'll donate to my church. Wish me luck, bros.

>>514759856 (OP)
Get costmetic surgery, move to finland, marry a finnish girl, have 6 million children with her, gamble the rest of the money

>>514759856 (OP)
i swear on my life if i won some billion $ jackpot like that i'd pay for antisemetic ads anywhere that would take them, billboards, etc
not an absurd amount but enough to see people post them online

>>514762015
Translator's note: "chocolate" in Brazil means big tranny cock.

>>514762204
And fuck you, we're full.

>>514759856 (OP)
Make 4chan great again

buy all the child porn then delete it

>>514759856 (OP)
buy 4chan and delete /b/

>>514759856 (OP)
Have Niggers tongue my anus

I got blacklisted somehow from buying lottery tickets online at the tail end of covid and I am mad as fuck.

>>514759856 (OP)
You only get like 250 million assuming its not rigged all the way.

>>514761674
You could Luigi instead

>>514761585
She's going to steal at least half your money, anon. You better make her sign a prenuptial agreement and hide your money from her in a trust that she has no access to. Women by themselves are a terrible investment

>>514762502
If it's rigged you can still get a split jackpot

>>514759856 (OP)
You know what I’d do? Pay off my debt (I dont have much, just a few thousand, mostly student loans). I’d buy a new car. Probably a truck. I’d buy land and build a home (not a giga mansion or anything, just a fucking home to live in thats out in the woods and private. I’d find the best jews to handle my money so that I can just live off the money that my money makes. I’d do fun things with my friends and go out with them more since I’d be able to afford that kind of thing. I’d travel with family. I’d probably still be lonely and slightly depressed but at least life would get a little less stressful.

>>514759856 (OP)
Masturbate my penis because it's sexy

>>514762652
If it's rigged, why the hell would they pick numbers that have been played by an outsider?

>>514762641
Prenup + weekly weigh ins

>>514762759
>>514760167

https://www.quatism.com/lottery.htm

Summary:
Following the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, quantum measurements result in a sample of all possible measurements, so mapping these to bits will necessarily diverge worldlines. Typically, these worldlines would converge naturally because those quantum measurements get aggregated out (to outside observers they're effectively the same,) but if you do something like map the results to big things then the divergences can persist and split off new worldlines. This is described in depth in https://www.quatism.com/theory.htm - however this has some additional advantages in the context of the lottery. It won't cover all worldlines, but it will potentially provide the ability to travel to the worldlines wherein you won via morphic travel if you can figure out how to master it.

This is /x/, so likely everyone knows "the lottery is rigged." But what if there's a way to un-rig it? That's what this is aimed at primarily. A rigged lottery relies upon having someone to rig it on behalf of, perhaps multiple someones, perhaps a great many someones in their own VIP lottery pool. What this does is provide a sort of multiversal DDoS attack against a rigged lottery: when the number of people playing quantum tickets exceeds the number of tickets available to parties rigging the lottery the absolute best-case scenario for a rigged jackpot would be a split pot, wherein everyone playing quantum tickets still has a worldline wherein they won.

It's not perfect, but hope it helps people

Politically speaking?
Make Presidential nominees battle it out on a life size Crossbows and Catapults game.

>>514759856 (OP)
Diverse investments in order to grow it, I could triple it with the right choices. I'd live off of 10k monthly in returns and would use some to help improve my community, mostly by lobbying for the removal of jeets or straight up paying nigs and jeets 5k each to go back to the city they came from, payable only on arrival.They will blow through it on frivolous shit fast in another city. When the jobs, housing, medical care access return and drug use and homelessness end the people will thank me when they realize how much the homogeneity we took for granted six years ago actually means.

>>514759856 (OP)
Every penny going straight into my 401k, so I can transfer it and pay no tax before I offshore it all to a country with less shitty taxes. Then I'll pay myself $100k/year with no tax.

>>514760115
>allow mp4
Kys iToddler

>>514762858
This is /pol/, nigger.

>>514763003
You can literally claim it as a corporation, then charge yourself 1.4n in consulting fees to a Cayman island firm and pay 0 tax

>>514763113
They take out the tax before you get the check

>>514759856 (OP)
Can you play this as a nonAmerican

>>514763299
Yeah but if you win big they'll shoot you.

>>514763400
Kek.
I just looked it up you have to drive down into US to physically buy a ticket. Too much work.

>>514759856 (OP)
Live in the woods alone

>>514761939
Here you go. A woman with a tail. Enjoy.

>>514763299
I just bought a ticket from lottokings.com. It's not worth it but I'm bored so.

>>514762641
I’d still fuck, but you have shit taste in wamans, this woman is a fat golem

>>514763664
It's $9 per draw right

>>514759856 (OP)
new dog shed.

>>514759856 (OP)

Withdraw it from bank as small coins? Do you muricans still have cent-coins?

>>514760780
>You would see people bragging on social media like you do crypto and stock fags.
You do though.

I'd put it towards paying off the national debt. It's not flashy, it's about doing what's best for everyone.

>>514760780
>75% of traders lose money
>brag online to hoping to trick other retards into bailing them out.
>win lotto, be smart enough to keep quiet to avoid swarm of grifters
hmm.,

>>514763855
Yeah, fat women are terrible. Sorry about that.

bum

>>514760780
>You should come across multiple people in your life that have won a significant lottery amount
My uncle got $130k and $20k some years after, Indiana. My mom got $2k. I got $260, despite playing less than 5 times in my life. I remember when someone got the jackpot in my shit hole hometown of Jurupa Valley, just a street from where I grew up. Some people in my town talked about knowing said person, and that he was a drunk Spic that blew it all. Have no idea how credible it is. Lottery is probably both genuine and used for laundering, personally. Since the winner loses more than half in taxes, essentially the lotto is a tax on the poor and drunk, since those are the ones who pay for tickets more often than others.

>>514763664
Did you receive your numbers?
I'm suspicious of lottokings, it has barely any info, the reviews are low, and I don't trust intermediary buyers to actually have purchased a ticket on your behalf.
The fact there's no official online platform just turns me off.

The lottery is a humiliation ritual.
I refuse to play.

>>514765283
>>514762858

>>514759983
yes goyim, that money totally wont land in the hands of black single mothers

>>514760723
the male foot really spices up this image. Exquisite photo sir!

>>514765442
Do you want to explain how the majority of the money given to the against malaria foundation winds up in the hands of black single moms?

>>514759917
fpbp

plus do drugs and go to King Gizzard and the Lizzard Wizard shows.

pay off all my friend's mortgages

>>514759942
The odds are 1 in 292million

>>514760261
>Me when the symbols that randomly appear are randomly appearing

>>514765559
I'll leave that one up to your imagination

>>514762131
how to win without even getting a ticket

>>514761225
>>514761288

>>514765247
Yeah who knows. I received confirmation of my numbers but if they have to go buy a physical ticket then there's no way they are going to do that on such short order. Either way, I worry about it if I win (I won't)

>build up a top tier pmc
>take bids on not being a pita
>be pita for lowballers
actually probably just be a degenerate, though very mildly so compared to average wealthy
>every single crime that only punishment is a fine

>>514759856 (OP)
Guerilla gardening on a global scale.
Every land and city shall sprout tasty berries.

DIDN'T GET A SINGLE NUMBER

THE RETARD TAX STRIKES AGAIN

>>514763109
(you) should be afraid of /x/, Ali.

>>514759856 (OP)
Pay for every purchase with $100 dollar bills, forcing the store to first verify then give change for $100 dollars, of which I'll probably give to drug addicts in the hope the problem solves itself

>>514759940
It's $2 and one ticket moves you from infinity:1 to 292M:1.
I'll play it a couple of times once it gets close to $1B and that's it. If God wants it to happen for me, it'll happen then. Don't have to waste another $100 to improve the odds down to 6M:1.
But the first ticket puts you in the game. Someone will hit it eventually.

>>514759917
Normal hookers for me, but everyone here would be invited. I'd also buy everyone who asks a pizza or steam game.
In fact I'd make it my mission to party away that 1.4 billy as quickly as I could.

>>514766768
That's pretty much what I do
I've spent more money on dumber things than a slight rush that I might be set for life
As for what I'll do when I win, buy an estate in Japan and invest in sex robot development

>>514759856 (OP)
Start the white entho-national socialist monotheistic state in rural Oregon, Idaho, Washington and Nevada.

Secretly improve the lives of family members fulfilling their greatest need. Pay all the adoption fees at animal shelters far and wide. Buy a simple cabin up north for summer and a pretty spacious place down south for winter. Try to keep it under wraps and just live normally. Make impactful differences anonymously for the rest of my life. Heavily invest in getting garbage out of the ocean and trying to mitigate it for the future because that shit isn't right and humanity should be ashamed of itself.

Buy several politicians just to make them do stupid stuff.

Putting it in the stock market and pretending I'm poor.

>>514767306
Helping dogs in shelters instead of animals in factory farms Is retarded

im gonna buy 4chan and ban india & shitskin shithole IPs

>>514766157
Well best of luck. Just read up on it and they said that as long as you don't take the physical ticket out of the state/country you're ok.

>>514767504
Pretty based

>>514759856 (OP)
Pay friends and family who stuck by me. Invest in some nice ass island property. Go full Col Kurtz and isolate and maybe start my own charity towards causes that actually matter to me

>>514767479
I can help them too. Definitely would. Thanks for the idea.

>>514760115
don't forget allowing webp bro

>>514759856 (OP)
i saw a dude today when i was buying milk at the gas station, he had no idea how to play. the clerk had to explain it to him. there were paint and grease stains on his clothing.
done with this shit
workers either run the economy or we kill all the kikes.

>>514767763
Animal charity evaluators and https://sharkonline.org/

>>514767780
Maybe the fickle finger of fate will bless this man with windfall. I'd be ok with that.

>>514765614
Not with 100M tickets they aren't

>>514763299
You absolutely cannot
Third party buyers have no obligation to give you any winnings, and doing so is incredibly illegal

>>514766768
>If God wants it to happen for me, it'll happen then.
Based, same.

>>514759940
Better off buying $10 of silver

>>514760097
Worth more (in sentimental value) than gold itself!

>>514759856 (OP)
Buy a big ass yacht. Live on said yacht with a couple 10/10 depraved whores. Snorting coke out of their anuses 24/7. Shitpost on 4chan. Get a Michelin chef. Sole former operators for security. Invest the vast majority in a diversified portfolio.

>>514759856 (OP)
Fuck people over like a proper billionaire.

I would like to not completely wig out and get divorced. I asked my wife about what to do when we win and she said she couldn't quit her job because they're really busy right now lol. Shit like that makes me question things

>>514768422
She sounds sweet

>>514759856 (OP)
Turn it into 1 trillion until I'm richer than Jacob Rothschild and do sick, depraved perverted sexual shit with my life.

I would not even bother with political Bond villain shit.

and after my death I would make damn sure it was burned so it did NOT go to ANY charity or cause any nigger's survival.

I would have given it to breakthroughs in medical research or some Hospital, but I just know you motherfuckers by now.

>>514768422
Just buy two new wives.

>>514759856 (OP)
Offer a hefty sum for uncensored Epstein files.

build an awesome underground bunker and never interact with people ever again. Maybe even start my own civilization.

>>514768633
I'm not even rich and I've already donated enough money to save at least one extra African child's life. Cope and seethe

>>514766768
Why do you retards assume it is legit? When they postponed a drawing for 12 hours, you should know the jig is up. If it was all above board, why do they stop all ticket sales an hour before the drawing? It's rigged bullshit. Jeffrey epstein won twice.

>>514759856 (OP)
Realistically.... I guess:
>payoff my parent's house
>Buy a home for my sister because I love her and my brother-in-law (they are young so they still hope in there eyes which is contagious to me)
>Spend the next 2 years solo traveling Asian countries
>Sleep in hostels
>paying people's foods, toys for kids, and build small community churches

>>514768790
Stopping sales an hour before the drawing actually makes it harder to rig

>>514759856 (OP)
Nothing.
I never win at anything.

>>514768709
that's funny, in my post I don't do anything with my hypothetical money but mind my own business.

and you feel entitled to my money, that's how sick you are.

I will tell you a joke only liberals give a fuck about to take offense in: You are the reason we need and even bigger Hitler into power.

I am not a shit fetishist to multiply the human suffering India has to offer, since African rape & murder seems to be normalized by now.

Eat shit, you sick fuck. The Chinks already wrote the Death Note manga, so Bug Hitler doing bug shit is definitely in their minds, faggot.

>>514768917
Yeah, okay. Once they have all the numbers, they can pick the one no one else has and give it to their friend. So fucking hard.

Only mossad will win

>>514763613
>tats
RUINED

>>514759856 (OP)
I would start experimental businesses. I would employ guards to walk on sidewalks based on AI. I can map every sidewalk in the city and guards will respond based on their AI notifications. It would be a new idea of a modern beat cop. They will be informed not to engage, just to observe and report. How i'd generate revenue is by creating a company store, where employees would be encouraged to come and spend their money. Along with company housing where I receive rent payments. It would be a free service and the challenge would be to see if it can stay profitable or act as a charity, or if I could branch it into obtaining security contracts with local office buildings. The entire city will be under watch and I'd study crime data to see if I ever made a difference.

If I won a Powerball billion, which I won't because I've never bought a lottery ticket in my life, being a quant and cynical about games of chance other than life itself...
...I'd set up a /pol/tards Foundation.
I would take grant apps for interesting projects. But they would have to be presented totally in memes and shitposting style.
Coefficients would secretly be applied to scoring for proposals.
Like, extra ten points for each generation your ancestors have been in the US.
Extra five points for being a hopeless incel who still keeps trying/never gives up.
Extra 50 points for YLYL.
Extra 20 points for good hygiene.
A billion is only a thousand million, so it doesn't go really far...but it could be fun while it lasted.

>>514769928
When I mentioned AI based policing, I meant their patrols on every single sidewalk in the city would be based on randomness, just like the game I won that allowed me to create the company. Another idea for revenue generation is offering rides to lost minors or drifters the officers find. It would be my way of twisting capitalism into a way of offering public safety.

club 4chan parties with /pol/ice private security go to all the spots with the boys no jews allowed

>>514759856 (OP)
Donate exactly half of it to charity and set up my bloodline for generational hyperwealth with the rest.

>>514766768
>>514759940
>>514759856 (OP)
Probability fag here. While in the long term ( as in never ) you will never be profitable playing this game.... This kinda becomes moot if you hit a jackpot. Unless you have terminal retardation and decide to keep playing after you win the jackpot. And spend 100's of millions of dollars on lottery tickets.

But for the most part everyone in this thread will most likely never win in their lifetime.... AND most of them won't even know anyone personally who wins in their lifetime.

>>514759856 (OP)
Donate half to tinnitus research, spend the rest on my goon cave.

>>514770392
>winning the lottery isn't easy
Thanks for that insight. Genius boy.

>>514769918
Alright then. Let's find a girl with no tattoos then.

>>514770392
My coworker at my last job won a state lottery. Not enough to burn all your bridges down, but certainly enough to retire on. Except, the day after he won, he came into work like nothing happened.

He works in the machine shop every single day for an hourly wage while everyone else knows he has fuck you money. It's pretty funny.

>>514770392
>Probability fag here. While in the long term ( as in never ) you will never be profitable playing this game
Smarter probability fag here.
Odds of a jackpot are more than 1 in 300 million.
Since tickets are $2 each and jackpots regularly reach into the billions, you could actually be reasonably confident in a jackpot by spending 600 million, which is less than the amount of tonight's drawing.
(Note that buying 300 million tickets does not by any means guarantee a win, and the odds of each individual ticket are still 1 in 300 mil)

This of course, fails to take into account the smaller prizes and of course, the taxman.
Point is, you're retarded.

>>514771009
Come to think of it, you COULD actually guarantee a win if you spent $300 mil on a single drawing.

>>514771101
*600. Derp.

>>514759856 (OP)
I will fucking run away and never be heard again

Stop working.

>>514766768
Pretty much this except I keep a multi draw $1 state ticket going all the time because the odds are much better than Powerball and $40 million is still plenty for me to drink and whore myself to the end

>>514771009
>you could actually be reasonably confident in a jackpot by spending 600 million, which is less than the amount of tonight's drawing
>Smarter probability fag here.

everyone with a brain takes the lump payment which is less than 600 million

>>514771009
>smarter propability fag here.
lets put the smaller prizes aside. Because nobody gives a fuck about those. and hitting the 1 million prize on 5/6 is tragic.
>292,201,338 possible tickets
These means that you would want to spend $584,402,676. The only thing I don't understand about what you said is this.
>Note that buying 300 million tickets does not by any means guarantee a win
Are you referring to the fact that other people could win and take part of the money?

>>514771101
>>514771113
The problem is someone else can win too. Although syndicates do do this at times.

>>514771266
No, my stoned ass was assuming you would spread it out over multiple drawings.
Hence:
>>514771101

I'm smarter than the other anon, but not that smart.

>>514759856 (OP)
Not spend a cent.
Just simulate it.
https://lottosimulation.com/us/powerball

>>514771240
>everyone with a brain takes the lump payment which is less than 600 million
>>514771278
>The problem is someone else can win too
Both valid points.
Also, as I mentioned, there's the Israel tax to consider.

>>514770392
you're born aren't you? as in, your dad ate something, and at that exact same moment the load in his balls you were on was produced.

then out of all people he fucked your mother for her egg. you know how hard dating is out there, factor THAT in point Dexter and call it "physics" fucking retard.

you don't need to win at business or cuck yourself into saving your doctor paychecks to live your best life, being a trust fund baby like Armenian psycho Dan Bilzerian is just dumb fucking luck.

>>514771009

The Illuminati charges you 5 dollars now per pop for a chance to be rich.

>>514771311
>multiple drawings.
Oh... well you could do that. But as you pointed out the odds are the same. And the jackpot is not guaranteed if more than 1 person wins. In the long run... and i'm not even kidding. You would end up losing all your money. But you could win once.... just don't keep doing it.

Buy gorillion hectares of forest, turn it into a nature reserve and build a small hut near a river. I'd spend most my time reading and walking around the forest with a wizard hat on.

>>514771405
I mean, if you have $300 mil to blow on gambling, this is by far the stupidest way to do it.
I'm just saying the cost:winnings ratio isn't as terrible as one might think.

>>514771266
1 million is not that bad it just means you can buy a Jeet gas station and work for your fortune.

you won't fuck Paris Hilton as Gaylord morbidly obese fat spic, but you can work for it.

But you pay off your debt and give 50% to friends and family or whatever the fuck is it you do when you're braindead.

Buy Reddit, a yacht and a Lamborghini faggot!
show them you're nigger rich

>>514759856 (OP)
2 chicks at the same time (petite, skinny, thigh gap, nice hips, banana tits, puffy nipples, one goth with raven black hair, one natural blonde)

>>514771468
Yeah especially with the jackpot as high as it is. Honestly if I had enough fuck it money to try it I wouldn't even know how to do it. how do you even buy that many tickets?

>>514771566
Based and office space-pilled.

>>514771566
good answer. sometimes I'm amazed at you guys' serious answers. hurr durr I'm going to put 35% of it on my debt and pay off my house!1

see you niggers at the Squid games if they're ever real.

>>514771562
I'm sure that if I hit that crappy prize ( 5 regular numbers, no powerball ) I would be happy after it sunk in. Also you don't 1 million. I think its like 40% after taxes gets taken. The powerball takes some too. Because they are paying it out at once and not over time.

>>514771616
Figure out how many tickets a single 7-11 can print on a single shipment of the official paper...
Divide 300 mil by that number and find that many 7-11s and buy out the entire supply at each one.

>>514771468
with capital you can just earn your money.

imagine the person going hurr durr not if I calculate in probability not so stupid now huh?

>>514771710
You could probably fucking build a house with that many tickets.

>>514759856 (OP)
770.3 - 37% tax = 485.3 Million Dollars
Literally any house I want, any vacation transportation and accomodations. Buy houses for a select few friends and family, travel, unlimited food budget for the most part, exclusive tours of museums and historical houses. Discreet luxurious entertainment experiences, any show, concert or sporting event I want with VIP backstage after-party access, exclusive private "cuddle buddy" services that can bring some girls in bikinis over to swim in my pool and lie with me on lounge chairs, hammocks and green Californa grass covered in autumn foliage.

>>514771787
Yeah...
1 billion in 100 dollar bills is 10 million pieces of paper, so visualize that times 30.

>>514772000
I bet this guy can probably spend it all in like 2 years.

>>514771693
If you think about it with greed, the annual payments "we take care of you" option is not that bad.

you are not an irresponsible child you can just take your all of it and start pissing it away make Greek philosophers proud right?

you ARE an irresponsible child and don't need more than a couple of thousand to keep it in your bank account, hold on to having money and start some business making food goyslop for retards or being a landlord. then you can start working towards making your fortune.

the annual payments AFTER you are a rich fuck are an added bonus. you don't even need to sue the lottery if they don't want to pay up.

>>514772037
The annual payments are a bad idea. They get to keep the money for 26 years. Its horrible. With inflation and everything. Like you would have to be the worst person with money ever to want to choose that. Also most people who do end up having to get it bought out by companies like J.G. wentworth. Thats literally why that guy is in business. He just buys out the annuals from someone else at 15-20% profit.

>>514772037
>annual payments "we take care of you" option is not that bad
problem is the dollar is getting rekt.
wouldn't be surprised if we're wiping our asses with hondos by the time the decade is out.

>>514759856 (OP)
It's probably rigged but I'm playing anyway. I don't usually play these anymore but since it is up to $1 billion+ I will play.

>>514772000
nothing is unlimited. why the fuck would you want to go to a museum or meet Justin Bieber at a VIP party you noveau riche zoomershit?

you are spiritually a dumb nigger, with your nigger rich shit. I am less of a nigger spending 5k on a strip club and cognac.

looked at a YouTube video of Nate Diaz beef with Biebs today. Conan and Bieber looked like literal fags and I don't even like the Diaz brothers.

Celebrity parties at concerts or niggerball sports, you're a faggot dude.

no one won
even bigger bucks saturday
you can buy that immortality xi talked about

>>514772156
Point isn't to win.
It's to spend a week fantasizing about having money.

It's good for rich people too, since it makes the poors more sympathetic to their problems.
Notice how much you implicitly hate the idea of taxing the rich as you imagine all of this hypothetical wealth.

>>514772028
It's certainly possible. Would I though? Definitely not, there's plenty to last for several centuries of living large but not breaking the bank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgvD7ZZ4rBw

>>514772272
its your lifestyle choices. Like this is an old story... and I can promise you that all your money will be spent if you choose to just go luxury mode. It doesn't matter if you go to different countries where its cheaper. its a state of mind. Its a nursery rhyme.

>>514772208
Do you know how many types of museums and live musical performances there are? Dream bigger, much bigger.

>I am less of a nigger spending 5k on a strip club and cognac.
I guarantee you I had more fun spending $5k on Lottery tickets since 2020.

>>514759856 (OP)
It’s a jewish scam. Buy a ticket goy. Some fake person will win it

>>514772117
>>514772118

that's true bros. I did buy some Euros at a loss though I forgot about that.

I only consider how actual greedy rich fucks live if maybe that is a smart move. How much do they Jew you out of if you take it all at once? a good 20% of millions of all your money, and you could lose everything if you "spend big" and fuck up spending.

Fuck that too. Remember: you still have to deal with the enemies and snakes that are your own family.
If you take the annual payments they will see you as a joke and doormat and you will buy time to see all their plays and read their cards.

etcetera and some shit I forgot could go bad. my point is you can lose everything. The hardest part of being Batman is being Bruce Wayne.

DIY giveaway Plan
pay federal and state taxes on the lottery winnings.
That portion is fully settled and unrelated to how you distribute cash afterward.


U.S. gift tax applies only when the IRS can identify a recipient (name, SSN).


My DIY giveaway plan:
Cash goes to anonymous panhandlers.
don’t know their names, addresses, or social security numbers.
Therefore, no gift tax filings are required.

Record keeping
Keep minimal internal logs: date, bank, approximate drop location, bag number.
This helps if any questions ever arise, but no personal info about recipients is needed.

Bottom line
Incremental, anonymous $45K bag (collect $9k from 5 different banks every other biz day) drop $45k bags of cash over the year are effectively “off the radar” for IRS purposes, aside from the fact that original lottery taxes are already paid. Repeat this for a year or until $10M is given away to white panhandlers who don't look like their doing drugs.

The key factor is anonymity; as long as recipients remain unknown, this plan avoids tax headaches.

>>514759856 (OP)
Buy Haiti, send all niggers to the US, make Haiti great again.

>>514759856 (OP)
If I win I'm going to buy a mansion and live in seclusion and study physics and the Classics of antiquity all day. I will live like a European aristocrat. I will buy a Bentley flying spur and have a chauffeur drive me around town like Adrien Agreste from Miraculous Ladybug since I don't have a driver's license. Also I will throw $50's and $100's at homeless and poor folk just to help them out. I will take the lump sum and put it in a trust along with my mansion. Only God knows if I'll win but if I do win I fear the kikes will freeze my bank accounts.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SfTfxwpmncQ

>>514772429
No, I will win it and won't share with you because you are a negative nancy.

>>514759856 (OP)
1.7 billion now

>>514772535
I'm personally long Chinese tech and pharma and short everything not sanctioned by Uncle Sam.
Not that equities aren't a rigged judaic scam too.

>>514772535
For powerball its adjusted for inflation. I don't know what it is now but I'm sure its fucked. and the feds take their usual 25ish percent after powerball gets theirs. So typically you are losing like 40-45%. Its still worth it to take the money on a jackpot. You could just at least earn some money on a low interest stable thing while it sits there instead of letting powerball do it.

>>514772371
I think you're speaking for yourself buddy. To not enjoy hundreds of millions by lifestyle maxxing wouldn't make sense. There is a difference between the showy bling bling look at me I'm richa s fuck kind of luxury lifestyle, and the discreet comfy kind, the latter is what I'm going for. In fact what I'm look forward to most is just having my own house with plenty of indoor and outdoor space all to myself or do whatever I want with. At the same time if there is a particular band or singer I want to see live, and some ancient castles I can get a VIP tour and dining when I visit, wydafuq nat?

>>514772613
You all have such fucking pedestrian fantasies.
Dream big!

If I win I'm buying this place and banning /ugh/ and /ptg/ forever.

>>514761289
Just investment it like you never had it to begin with you cuckold

>>514772709
I think that is retarded what you are saying. I'm old though. I would live exactly the same way I'm living now and earn interest on it on the safest possible things. Pay myself a yearly salary that is probably less than what I earned. I would not go for "nicer" things. Like nicer house. Nicer car. I would just live modestly.

>>514772715
Hiroshigook won't sell to you. Plenty of rich people exist already. You don't think they haven't tried to buy 4chan? This place is a CIA Honeypot. It's too important and world changing to just give up.

>>514759856 (OP)
Put it all into crypto like a boss
instead of helping actual humans for once

>>514759856 (OP)
use 1 million into my business,
turn the rest into easy investments
use a fraction of the money to get even with enemies

>>514759856 (OP)
>wat you gonna do with it
Buy land. A few thousand acres should do it. Build a cistern on it that can hold at least 60 or 70 acre-feet. Install a wind turbine at least 500kW in capacity, another 150kW of photovoltaic, and if I can find the right land, drill for natural gas (don't need massive capacity, enough to heat a dozen homes in winter for 100 years would be nice). Plant some orchards, build some greenhouses. Keep some livestock.

>>514772117
26 years of being a cuck with your money, or 26 years of something better than retirement and an unexpected paycheck per year?

think about it. they pay you more too is my problem with getting less at once. its hard enough wining the fucking lottery.

they don't turn you into Lord Rothschild overnight.
you still have to work for your money.

>>514772905
I'll start a holding company and buy dividend stocks. Live off of dividends for the rest of my life. Hire people to manage the holding company with instructions to sell bad stocks and buy up good stocks. No hiring Jews.

>>514759856 (OP)
Give it to Israel since that's the only way 100% of the prize money will go to my choice.

>>514759856 (OP)
What does one even do with that kind of money? Like, I couldn't even spend that in my lifetime if I tried.

I'd put 95% of it into a trust and collect interest payments. Live off that, and ensure all of my descendants are set for their lives too.

Like, fuck, people just don't realize just how much money that is. 1 million is already a shit ton of money, and a billion is a thousand times that.

>>514772117
>They get to keep the money for 26 years. Its horrible.

I just keep thinking about the Squid games recruiter episode where he calls people : "trash"

surely there is a lesson to be learned here.

>>514772823
>I would live exactly the same way I'm living now and earn interest on it on the safest possible things.
Booooooooring.
This obviously isn't for you, just stick to scratch-offs and pick 5

>>514773140
I'll tell you what. I'd get a large garage... and put an extra refrigerator and freezer in there for storing all kinds of drinks and food. And keep it stocked all the time.

>>514772657
i dont play games or watch cartoons or shit lol why would i need that

>>514772271
Not taxing the rich keeps jobs in the country dumb leftist tard. Making rich people pay their fair share will make them move their companies to countries that will pamper them and destroy jobs for Americans. Maybe that's sad but it's the truth. I mean don't get me wrong as long as I'm poor I want the collapse, so a National Socialist revolution can occur.

>>514759856 (OP)
The lotto is rigged
https://medium.com/@nathanielhebert/did-jeffrey-epstein-win-the-oklahoma-powerball-lottery-july-2-2008-481c1f08cef0

>>514773245
Now that's something I would never do, cause if I keep too much ice cream or cold drinks on hand, I'll just eat them all.

Now as a Californian I am no stranger to wildfires and earthquakes, so it would makes sense to stockpile food, water, fuel and fire suppression equipment.

>Yes I have considered leaving Cali, but watching YouTube videos about people who did just that convinced me to stay right here.
Still gonna visit rural Arkansas, Tenneesee and Missouri though, but not think a city slicker like me can just up and build a country homestead, no matter how much money I would have.

>>514772667
you have to think about shit like this. I bought Euros because its money I can't spend. I am FAR from going to Europe.

I would be a madman to go into the exchange rate and lose again to exchange them into dollars.
Or part with my gold for that matter.

money spent on food is zero dollars forever and ever, turned to shit. money you can't spend is money saved is money you have. The only rich people I respect are Old money.

they throw money at you, when you have money.

quite a self control exercise and task. mas vale pajaro en mano que ciento volando

>>514773418
Rigged? Or Jewish black magic used to obtain wealth and power? The Devil is suppose to rule in the end times. Do you believe in synchronization? I did, now I see signs from God.

>>514773428
>but not think a city slicker like me can just up and build a country homestead, no matter how much money I would have.
This is literally what you should do. You'd have a much better time and would have a huge safety net. Its not like you would have to live by yourself in the woods. There are plenty of country towns you could be a part of. And you would basically be a half billionaire.

>>514770940
Sold a guy a bunch of excavation equipment after he won $28mm. He still works training guys at the equipment school and runs an excavation business now on the side. Dug his own foundation for his new house. That's how you do it.

>>514773514
>>514773418
https://youtu.be/P61891nBEuA

>>514772037
>If you think about it with greed, the annual payments "we take care of you" option is not that bad.

...if you're under 35. If you're older, it becomes a fool's choice pretty fast.

>>514773550
What do you consider fun, mister boomer?

>>514759856 (OP)
Buy a bunch of land and plant trees and other plants and never be cold ever again

>>514773592
>>514773514
As long as it is Esau's Age, they have the luck, and the magick, to beat the odds!
https://youtu.be/RqyzBTDiFkI

The kind of magick African witch-doctors seek, the kind of magick African witch-doctors are jealous they don't have.

>>514770940
that's slave mentality. I would move on to better things as long as I wasn't anyone's slave.

the whole point of being rich is to NOT work. if you missed the point about freedom and the value of time, well what can I tell you?

that work is going to affect his health too. it must have been a pretty shitty lottery if he can't study towards something or doesn't have the mind and balls for a business

>>514773717
Being rich or poor has nothing to do with having fun. Poor people have fun. Less rich people have fun. Thats been proven over and over. It doesn't cost anything to laugh. Or to have friends. So if you are poor and you aren't having fun chances are when you are rich you won't be having fun either.

>>514760042
Wtf? Is this real life? Are the lottery machines anything like the voting machines?

>>514761225
>>514761288
Thanks chatgpt. Very cool

lol if you think theyll let a peon be a billionaire

>>514773852
Keep telling that

>>514773929
Its true bro. Believe it.

>>514759856 (OP)
I would hire an army of shit posters to counter the disinfo coming from the Jews' army of shitposters.

>>514773629
what a bunch of ugly mutts and minorities. and greedy women fuck them for their money?

the fool's choice is having $0 in your bank account. Why? because I don't have 26 years to live or some shit?

yeah Jesus and Jews said some pretty horrible niggerloving shit in the Bible too, I'm well aware. none of it applies to the real world.

>>514759856 (OP)
Pay a studio to make the game of my dreams
Hookers
Zepbound... etc

>>514762641
>marrying them after becoming a multi millionaire
Lmao, retard

>>514760131
That sounds like a fair proposition for the farmers.

>>514773761
>never be cold ever again
Zoned HVAC in every room of your house, definitely doable, even if you buy a nice old house and have it retrofitted with mini-splits. For outside you can have the most advanced lightweight warm clothes, goose down lined coats and pants, as many as you want to be comfy inside and outside all winter. Or just take a vacation to a tropical destination on the other side of the world, double your summer, whatever you want, dream big.

>>514773852
That's the wrong way to answer the question. A n already fun and happy person would have fun with tons of money, while a miserable miser would feel much the same if they won the lottery, that's the point.

>>514759856 (OP)
Id buy a bunch of guns
boats
cars
big house
nice food

harem of hot 18 yr old girls. fullfill all my sexual fantasies

>>514773801
https://youtu.be/i5FX9VOKBcA

>>514773629
hey, well buy a Lamborghini to impress some stripper impregnate and marry her. you want to be nigger rich that's fine.

those things are expensive maintenance though, your son will be poor. no money no honey.

sure, shit on the smartest post in the thread I'm going to sleep.

>>514760408
Other than the fact that machines exist that can pick out exact objects moving even faster than that? Or the fact that the ball viewing tube is literally super imposed over the actual tube. Or the obvious fact that they could record this as many times as they want since they know all of the winning numbers anyway. It's not hard to rig anything assuming you have complete control over the system.

>>514774062
Yeah and they will spend it all. Thats my original point. Its easy to spend money... everyone thinks they can handle it but they can't. Most lottery winners lose it all. Thats the original point I was making.

>>514774207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPMyxMyJr-0

you're arguing with trash.

>>514774316
I let them troll me I have nothing better to do.

>>514761225
retard

>>514774085
ah yes, the skinny mystery meat brown bitch schoolgirl outfit fantasy. who is it? Jenna Ortega? Ariana Grande?

you don't deserve to have any money, vanilla fuck.

muh guns and boat, holy shit go watch football bet on anything Texan to win.

>>514774207
Those are just the stories you hear about because they make headlines and tabloids. What about all the other huge lottery winners living quietly and away from the spotlight? You really have no idea, and neither do I. But it's easy not to go full retard with hundreds of millions of dollars. The easiest follproof way is just to limit oneself from spending more than a third of the money over the next 10 years after winning, and same with two thirds for the next 10 years. At that point the winner will be at least 40 years old and have plenty of millions dollars left over while having enjoyed spending and giving plenty of millions. Of course I am just thinking of an individual, they have all kinds of specialized attorneys dealing with family estate trusts and all that stuff to wealthmax for generations while minimizing taxes.

>>514773019
1 Million doesn't even pay off most houses anymore. I have made and spent 1 million in my life already just existing.

>>514759856 (OP)
i'm going to use my 500 million to buy more houses using a shell corporation that can't be traced back to me, just so you can't ever buy a house.

>>514761288
Or or just keep recording ahead of time and then "livestream" your intended income if you don't believe the lottos rigged you probably think space is real too

>>514774333
I'm fishing for better ideas and making this shithole quality I should have kept all that shit to myself.

Easy broke all the rules in a book like 48 laws of power or the prince just by talking shit.

I just want God's blessing and any advantage I can get out of this shit life.

>>514774547
you spend too much money.
I can survive an entire lifetime off 1 million dollars unironically.

Currently less than 20k a year.

>>514761288
Do zoomers use AI for everything?
Nigger even the stupid Mc Donalds monoploly game was rigged for all those years. All of those stupid game peices cluttering people's cars and the fucking "3rd party" was the one rigging it.

>>514774519
Its about wisdom. A fool and his money will soon part. They don't say that for no reason. Most people are bad with money. And yeah there probably are some smart lottery winners. Its just not most of them.
>>514774605
Be careful with the God pill. In real life God doesn't save us. Its our virtues that save us. I'm not saying your wrong... but you gotta focus on the lesson. You want to be wise like the men in the bible were.

>>514774674
Ya ok, like 90% of it was rent and utility's. Welcome to the real world.

>>514760042
And Bill Richardson has already been named in the Epstein list because he's dead.

>>514774564
>a shell corporation that can't be traced back to me
Do you have any idea how to do this, or are you going to ask an attorney. Cause as far as I know these are used for legal tax evasion but can't actually hide your identity. Certain types of land trusts can be used to purchase, sell and transfer real estate without having your name appearing on property records. But even if you do everything right and don't even have things delivered or even mailed to you with both your real name and address on the package, some leaker or paparazzi could snap a pic of you coming out of your house and then it's all over the internet. I mean, that's what happened with the winner of the largest lottery jackpot ever (so far) who has a generic common name. I go to that same gas station sometimes (and may by next Powerball tickets there cause the timing is right again) and they are low key, like they wouldn't tell the reporter what someone looks like, but eventually someone jealous or maybe the Amazon driver will tip off the media and get the paparazzi on your tail. I am prepared for such a possibility including having my own security detail like he currently does.

>>514759983
I’ll shutdown every whore on this list

>>514759856 (OP)
I would probably fuck about 6 million 18 yo slightly chubby roasties.

>>514774753
Being a wise cuck makes me tired, I am a complete fucking retard or so I've been told.

that sounds cool and all but/and I DO go full atheist retard with Skydaddy king of torture in hell and nigger loving Jesus.

Atheist is my best play even if its not cool anymore.

>>514774753
If I believed in God I wouldn't be a Nazi. Just look at the absolute state of the world.

there are points where there is no God I'm well aware.

I just remembered a lesson though: be cool to your fellow mortal man. "the gods envy us because we are mortal"

If you are against God, you have to be for your fellow man.

>>514759856 (OP)
The lottery is not real. It is a CIA honey pot to catch time travelers. You must be new here.

>>514759856 (OP)
Buy 4chang, host server out of US, rewrite all code from scratch, charge for API usage, ban jews and poojeet IPs, remove fagget boards, ban fagget nigger spammers glowniggers, audio on every board, all boards are nsfw, more regular board events, mod engagement is back instead of silent, transparency with admin, stock boards system to fund the site ands give the most popular boards more features for being paypigs, sell board stock to bankrupt other boards, board warring, exp system, good goy badges, of course its still anonymous if you choose

>>514759940
lottery is pretty low odds and not a thing you should waste money on, but if you can't spend $10 on dumb shit, you should kill yourself.

>>514766768
kek
one of these niggers started a thread

>>514759856 (OP)
mountain of crack

>>514759856 (OP)
Take care of my health issues that insurance won't afford. After securing my assets properly give money to a select few people/set them up. Buy a piece of land and have a moat and Wizard Tower built. Try to find a wife but if I can't just live a life of solitude shit posting and then traveling around the world.

>>514775364
A lot of nazis were Christian.
>A census in May 1939, six years into the Nazi era and a year following the annexations of Austria and Czechoslovakia into Germany, indicates that 54% of the population considered itself Protestant, 41% considered itself Catholic, 3.5% self-identified as Gottgläubig ( lit. 'believing in God'), and 1.5% as "atheist".
And this is while the jews were still there.

>>514759856 (OP)
Thats change world money

With a million thats better your life money

Imagine 100m USD in some poor country you could make it an oasis better life for millions build things like woooooahhh

>>514760723
Woman with pp

>>514759983
You are a faggot

Fund a Volkstaat in South Africa
Can't believe Elon won't do this with his billions