Thread 514766814

Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.

Styx Laptop pledge drive:
https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4

>Petition to make Styx get a job
https://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job

▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD
▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)
▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software

>>514766814 (OP)
who?

who?

I forgot this wizard larper exists

>>514767035
You just know

>>514766880
>>514767035
Tranny who reads the news and gives moderate political options. Ran out of money so the transition is only halfway complete.
Which way was it going?
Well, guessing is half the fun, like the transition

>>514766814 (OP)
I am going to rape Styxhexenhammer.

>>514767328
Like what Aziz Ansari did or what happened to Jodie Foster in the Accused

>>514766814 (OP)
He can have my old Alienware with broken pixels in the corner from the time I accidentally dropped it on its edge

>>514766814 (OP)
People actually watch this guy? Why?

>>514766814 (OP)
Styx if your reading this stop pretending like the Epstien files are a nothing burger you need to talk about it dude.

>>514766814 (OP)
Does anybody have the greentext wall of all of his meme phrases?

>>514766814 (OP)
>Petition to make Styx get a job
We used to be funny