Anonymous
(ID: Ve1YuFOy)
9/4/2025, 6:35:29 AM
No.514770821
>>514770610 (OP)
(YOU) are due for your annual teabaggin'.
We'll stop by to V& and you can party in the back.
See ya tomorrow
Anonymous
(ID: 66hIRNJ5)
9/4/2025, 6:36:30 AM
No.514770860
No, I'm a frog poster just like the rest of you!
Anonymous
(ID: ENLLV3SZ)
9/4/2025, 6:37:05 AM
No.514770882
No we are not.
Continue as you were.
Anonymous
(ID: 7ncNGrug)
9/4/2025, 6:37:12 AM
No.514770886
>>514770610 (OP)
I work for the government yes
Anonymous
(ID: GvyXOKUT)
9/4/2025, 6:37:34 AM
No.514770905
>>514771336
>>514773441
Only in a very roundabout way and not for the US.
Anonymous
(ID: BitoMA7o)
9/4/2025, 6:38:27 AM
No.514770941
>>514771417
I want to coom in MTG's sweaty PT socks
Anonymous
(ID: yOhEhZNP)
9/4/2025, 6:38:52 AM
No.514770963
Anonymous
(ID: Ve1YuFOy)
9/4/2025, 6:49:33 AM
No.514771417
>>514770941
Very bad taste in pussy. Fkn yuck!
Pic related
Anonymous
(ID: 4ZfMioFk)
9/4/2025, 6:56:46 AM
No.514771669
I'm not but I'm convinced at least half of the board is now feds at least since 2015/2016. It's a shame ain't it? So afraid of true democracy they have to stick their fingers into every pie?
Anonymous
(ID: /JD6aGwf)
9/4/2025, 6:57:10 AM
No.514771684
>>514771789
>>514770610 (OP)
Im a 37 year old man whos been stuck here since i was 16. Please let me out... its been so long... im so tired
Anonymous
(ID: T5l8vY2w)
9/4/2025, 6:59:17 AM
No.514771789
>>514771684
ditto. crazy how time flies.
Anonymous
(ID: 7ncNGrug)
9/4/2025, 6:59:40 AM
No.514771805
>>514771718
Your boss sold your folder to Israel who then sold it to him (at a tidy profit)
Anonymous
(ID: 2iyfX91z)
9/4/2025, 6:59:48 AM
No.514771809
I wish I was paid to shitpost
Anonymous
(ID: I6Q88qRj)
9/4/2025, 6:59:50 AM
No.514771810
>>514770610 (OP)
uh i am not getting paid for this
Anonymous
(ID: sUKFHuLD)
9/4/2025, 7:15:06 AM
No.514772402
>>514770610 (OP)
handed in my badge a week ago.. gone rogue, won’t do things by the book you see
Anonymous
(ID: QPmLhqDp)
9/4/2025, 7:36:26 AM
No.514773281
No one is gangstalking you schizo
Take your meds
Anonymous
(ID: 4ZfMioFk)
9/4/2025, 7:40:03 AM
No.514773441
>>514770905
Oh hey Romanian bro. What's up. Did you ever settle that dispute with your tranny friend
Anonymous
(ID: ljjDbR1o)
9/4/2025, 7:43:21 AM
No.514773594
Im a federal bikini inspector
Anonymous
(ID: o09SD4xS)
9/4/2025, 7:44:32 AM
No.514773647
>>514775894
I'm fed alright. Delicious jerk shrimp, and some slimjims. Yuengling for drinks.
Anonymous
(ID: VYHNNldJ)
9/4/2025, 8:15:17 AM
No.514774870
Half of /pol/ definitely is. I get the feeling Massie is getting smeared for wanting more names released from the Epstein files.
Anonymous
(ID: T2Pi+G82)
9/4/2025, 8:33:19 AM
No.514775566
>>514770610 (OP)
>YOU. ARE. ALL. FEDS.
Wouldn't surprise me a bit
Anonymous
(ID: 9UzUqD3v)
9/4/2025, 9:53:28 AM
No.514778904
>>514779039
>>514770610 (OP)
ALLAHU ACKBAR
I DECLARE WAR ON THE UNITED STATES!!!!!!
AAALALALALALLALALALALALALALAA
LELELLELELELE
Anonymous
(ID: B77nModI)
9/4/2025, 9:57:02 AM
No.514779042
Fedbros, enlighten me on this plan.
How do we take over Vietnam?
Thailand->Cambodia->Vietnam?
Or do w use a direct Australia->Vietnam beachhead?
Anonymous
(ID: XdjWBRhp)
9/4/2025, 10:38:16 AM
No.514780438
"I've never been a fan of Internet Explorer"
Crowd laughs nervously and a few grunts are heard from the back seats as people edge closer to hear the punchline.
"Why not? Don't you like the internet?"
The crowd suddenly stands up, aware that they are about to receive what they came for. People slowly edge closer to the set as Sheldon prepares for his next line. Sweat is clearly visible on his brow and his mouth is quivering in anticipation as he readies himself for what is about to happen.
"I just prefer Firefox because, like the fox, I am cunning and nimble."
The crowd suddenly surges forward as the words escape Sheldon's mouth. They are so powerful, they almost shake the very foundations of the CBS studios. He watches as, in what he perceives as slow motion, the crowd moves toward his fragile body. He has been preparing for this moment his whole life. This is his moment. This is his Emmy. This is his Golden Globe. This is even his Oscar. The crowd converges around him so quickly they ignore the trampled cries of Leonard and Penny, who now lie shaking on the floor, their bones crushed by the sheer mass of the crowd. Sheldon stares back at the eyes around him. What he sees are no longer people. What he sees is the human psyche stripped down to its core. Their lives, what they were before this moment has been forgotten. Ravenous. Hungry. They want one thing from him. Sheldon closes his eyes, clears his mind and relaxes his body. What happens next depends completely on the next few seconds. The time between this and what he mutters next feels like an eternity. Slowly, he opens his eyes. He looks at Leonard, then at Penny, both lying lifeless on the floor. Without a second thought, he says with resounding conviction...
"BAZINGA"
In a split second, the crowd pounces on his ready and waiting body. Man, woman, child all at once. Sheldon cries out in complete ecstasy as they consume his flesh. He stops suddenly, as he drifts into eternal slumber. Peace at last.
