Thread 514771954

My wife and I are married 3 years, she’s 22. She indirectly asked for me to eat her out. I’ve never ever thought about it and it disgusts me. How do I do it? Like lick the click? It’s just gross

>>514771954 (OP)
Pussies are gross, eat her ass out

>>514771954 (OP)
I know exactly what I would do in that situation, but I shan’t be sharing it with a virgin like you.

>>514771954 (OP)
>He has had sex

>>514771954 (OP)
How did she ask indirectly?
>Can you douche me, anon?

>>514771954 (OP)
I eat my gfs ass all the time

>>514771954 (OP)
I love to make cute girls coom, just watch her and her little reactions, it's so cute

I like eating pussy but my gf won't let me.


I just want to return the favor since she sucks me off all the time.

Anyway great politics tonight.

Girlfriend nonsense is spam.

>>514771954 (OP)
>My wife and I are married 3 years, she’s 22
What are you, 62? Just lick the damned click.

>>514771954 (OP)
Dont do it you can get cancer. Look it uo. I used to do it btw. Istopped

>>514771954 (OP)
>How do I do it? Like lick the click? It’s just gross
You lick the lips, and imagine they're face lips.
Doesn't matter if they taste of wee. You will forget when hard enough.

>>514771954 (OP)
It's degenerate.
But if I had the chance to lick 22 yo pussy again I absolutely would.

>>514771954 (OP)
You just have her sit on your face and then you act like a fish out of water until she cums and then she shits all over your chest and suffocates you with her thighs

>>514772465
..actually, I forgot: They'll stop tasting of wee quite quickly as you'll have cleaned the lips quite quickly.

>>514771954 (OP)
do it in the shower and focus on the clit, since you are clearly a little weenie

>>514771954 (OP)
>>514772050
do neither. just have vaginal sex

>>514771954 (OP)
Eating pussy is kind of gay because you don't know how many dicks have been inside. Like if if she's not a virgin the forget it. I'm not licking another guy's dna.

>>514771954 (OP)
Just stay on the clitorus, you don't have to stick your face up her snatch. Shave the bitch first though or you will have a permanent pubic hair in your throat, this is what killed Michael Douglas.

>>514771954 (OP)
You stick your tongue in and move it around. Make repetitive movements. Imagine eating a peach, just without using your teeth. If she has any hygiene it tastes mildly sweet.

You need to stick your entire tongue into her vaginal canal. You will love the way she tastes

It's not about how deep you can get your fingers or your tongue in there but moreso about stimulating her as much as possible. Effort dedicated to the motion, plus clitoral stimulation as you eat her out will make her go nuts. Find the clit and rub that's you eat her out. Doubling up stimulates them a lot more than just the single motion. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

>>514771954 (OP)
throat cancer comes from suckin HPV pussy after getting fucked by 100 guys, good luck to you, anon!

>>514772754
He not dead, bro. All that licking got him to age 80 so far.

>>514771954 (OP)
It's because you're a pedophile

>>514772782
>If she has any hygiene it tastes mildly sweet.
That's bullshit, a healthy vagina tastes bit salty, like tears.

>>514772443
>I got cancer from eating too much pussy
Sign me the fuck up famalam

>>514771954 (OP)
It tastes like rotten fish 99% of the time. if you don't have a gag reflex and she actually sanitizes it you might be lucky.

>>514771954 (OP)
Eating pussy is extremely gay and submissive. Men are supposed to be dominant, by eating pussy you’re going down on her and being her submissive bitch. Your wife is trying to turn you into a bitch.

>>514771954 (OP)
You have to give it the smell test. And a physical inspection. This will be the moment you decide if her pussy is acceptable for eating. And its actually a very important crossroads for the relationship. You will be able to tell if she keeps her pussy clean or not. Or if its all fucked up. 22 is still young you might be ok....

>>514773020
Just because your fat 40 year old chain smoking wife has a rotten pussy doesn't mean you have to ruin it for everyone else.

>>514772582
This

>>514771954 (OP)
>it disgusts me
As it should. It's a natural defence mechanism against poisoning yourself -- think: brightly coloured flora and fauna.

>>514773020
Tastes like raw chicken. Can smell like fish.

vaginas are so disgusting.

>>514772153
>I like eating pussy but my gf won't let me.
>I just want to return the favor since she sucks me off all the time
Because she’s not a retard and knows the natural order. Women are supposed to be submissive to men.

>>514771954 (OP)
I am eating ice cream rn
Thanks for asking

>>514773020
And how would you know?

>>514773020
Show fat american flag

>>514771954 (OP)
You’re a virgin masking as a married man. Also, the correct word you’re looking for is clit, which is short for clitoris.

>>514772582
This. I dont ask my gf to suck me off anymore we only fuck

>>514774164
Why?

>>514771954 (OP)
People should never ask for oral sex. Men or women. Once you ask or demand it becomes an obligation instead of a pleasant surprise. If a girl wants to suck my dick its because she wants to not because I asked her to. Also with oral sex on women, dont lick her pussy if she isnt wet or if shes pissed recently. Youre gonna have a bad time. Finger her a little make sure shes soaking wet with pussy juice

>>514771954 (OP)
It's like kissing - it's fun when you're a teenager. Then as you get older you realize how disgusting people's mouths are. Pussys are no different. They spoil with age and use.

>>514771954 (OP)
Make sure she showers first

If her cunt still smells rotten then you don’t have to do that

Some women smell bad so I think that’s a sign saying you dnt have to

If she doesn’t smell bad then you’re the actual pussy here

You guys all win a gold medal for biggest faggots in the universe, congrats. Trannies would jump for joy at having testosterone levels as low as you all. You're supposed to pin her down and have her squirming in ecstasy and grunting like a beast as you go to town on her like an animal. She will worship you. I wake up every morning hungry for the sweet taste of her furry muff. Just don't marry a whore and you won't catch any diseases.

>>514774439
HA
My testosterone levels are at a perfect level where I won't go bald AND im not so horny and aggressive I might actually fuck a tranny but feel so insecure about i have to maintain that its straight because im le high t and hes just feminine enough. Fuck your high t obsession queer bait

>>514771954 (OP)
Kek same. I dont like eating pussy. I just dont do it and if she doesnt like that she can leave.

Oh no, I just had the thought that this might be that "my husband just..." retard and we're going to see this on the catalogue now for a month.

>>514774539
I'm not that horny and aggressive, I'm quite autistic about partner selection and don't get that attracted to women until I have determined they are of high character. But once she's proven herself to be worthy of mothering my children, the animal comes out.

>>514771954 (OP)
You know what a raspberry is? Like where you put your lips on her tummy and blow and it makes a farty sound? Just do that on her pussy and she won't ask ever again, problem solved

>>514772582
Sounds a bit gay

>>514771954 (OP)
you put your lips close to her vagina and blow on it, the breeze makes her pubes tingle

>>514774164
Missing out. After I dine at the Y she is more willing to submit. I taught her how to play with my foreskin. Secretly she likes getting face fucked

>>514774801
How many children do you have do far?

>>514774920
Never do this. Not ever.

>>514771954 (OP)
It's very nice if she doesn't have a hygiene problem. If she does, talk to her to fix it first. There shouldn't be any unpleasant smell or taste.

>1pbtid
Easy. Just watch lesbian porn and do it EXACTLY like they do. All the real orgasms come from solo or lesbian.

>>514771954 (OP)
Eating pussy is for when you're both 16-19 in HS. That is when pussy actually tastes good and you're most likely not slurping up a petri dish of other men

>>514771954 (OP)
tastes like toilet 0/10 would not do again

>>514771954 (OP)
Yeah it was good. Do it after you've been "chilling" with each other a while though. Don't open up on it, get her ready, 69 and enjoy brother. Sure it's gross but when there's a hand around your dick and she lays on top of you with her legs spread under your chin, you're good to go. You can do it lying down but she'll end up with a pool of saliva and pussy juice around her asshole and down her crack, and if she spins around it can start dripping the other way, so make sure you don't get a mouthful; but even if you do its not so bad to be honest.
In short, stop being such a faggot

>>514775630
it's for people who love each other that aren't overweight faggots who can't clean their asscrack smegma and think 4 joints clicking when standing up is normal. stfu boomer, your stenk wife isnt all women, speak for yourself. Tell that fat whore to wash her pussy

>>514772050
tsmt

>>514775630
>>514775932
He's kinda right though. Eating pussy is for young people. The real truth is that women want to like it but they really don't they just want dick. If you don't want to eat her out you can finger her or just go straight in and she'll never complain.

>>514771954 (OP)
You lick the top of the pussy, my bruv. It's not like eating a ice cream, you need to really get in there and feel your woman. It's hard to explain in words. For more instructions, check this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SceZOlxT5jY

>>514775238
Can you explain to the class why?

>>514771954 (OP)
Badgirlsbible.cum

Great techniques,completely ruined my ex