Thread 514785296

Now I know why y'all so bitter

>>514785296 (OP)
yeah, i know i'm ugly and not desired by anyone ever

No one lists online trolling as a hobby. I mean it is one but who the fuck actually thinks of that unless prompted?

>>514785296 (OP)
Have sex incel.

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!

Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever

Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.

Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!

Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!

Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe I got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.

Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/

Edit 9: To clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, but that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust. Even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs.

Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!

>>514785296 (OP)
What hobbies do women have? Aside from scrolling tiktok and watching the latest racemixing propaganda on netflix?

>>514785509
Based pasta

>>514785296 (OP)
Bitches love magicians what even is this.

>>514785520
Destroying the workplace and voting for more niggers.

>>514785364
What a blast from the past. RIP pbc and weird facebook

>>514785296 (OP)
Wasn't crypto no.4 before? Where did that go? Is it because we're at the top so it's cool now?

>>514785756
Falls under Gambling.

>>514785296 (OP)
I wish I knew some magic tricks, any anons know a good source to learn? Maybe a book you can ref or something

>>514785296 (OP)
I do all of that but I have a big dick. I send a pic of it to girls I like online and they agree to fuck at their place.

>>514785296 (OP)
Hobbies really don't matter at all for dating. Any girl that actually cares isn't into you anyway so fuck them

>>514785296 (OP)
Whats wrong with doing magic tricks, shit takes a lot of skill and practice

>>514785520
Consoooming

>>514785296 (OP)
I havent ever met a guy who had sex before. Theyre like a different caste from us. Born without any health problems to good families too. They get to have bumsex with cute girls, it’s hard to imagine. I get to pay their whores with my taxes. It’s so fucked up in this world, we’re being exploited.

>>514785979
Thats actually a list of hobbies girls enjoy. Just do the opposite of what youre told, everyone’s trying to kill you.

lol women really hate video games, don't they? it's because they can barely contain their resentment for men and to utilise men as taxpayers and paypigs they have to vilify and attack anything that makes them happy or distracts them from the goal of subsidizing women's lives. all that stands in the way of the commodification of men is to be despised and reprimanded. for checking out and focusing on your k:d ratio versus focusing on placating and paying the way for the modern roastie and her rotted out festering fishy seminal black hole you'll get called "manchild," "scrote," "baby man," they'll insinuate you're suffering arrested development, threatening you that you're going to lose access to sex with their holes if you keep it up.

i'm always reminded of this stupid bitch that inadvertently went viral for being the brownest ugliest most spiteful whore bitch in 2016: https://youtu.be/HGBB_uSRADc?si=asT6mYhYsY7T64Fq

notice how the reason she gives for why she hates video games is totally innocuous on the face of it and nothing that a sensible person would take tangible umbrage with, she hates it because it appeals to the male fantasy. that's it, that's the extent of it, it caters to men and makes men happy therefore it's bad. and what's wrong with appealing to the male fantasy exactly, you stupid bitch?

once you begin to understand just how much women objectify and commodify men (despite their bullshit claims it's us doing that to them, and maybe we do to a degree, but not with the same kind of malice they do) all this war on video games, "gamers are dead," sweetbaby inc etc bullshit starts to make sense. they need you ON the plantation, paying taxes, keeping the whole house of cards these dumb cunts have erected standing, not atomizing sephiroth at the end of ff7 with omnislash or populating mother base with big boss' most loyal followers so you can amass the manpower to counter global glownigger ops by the british and americans.

>>514786509
Women dont actually like or hate things. Thats why they die in such painful ways. They are props, being controlled by a type of necromancer who controls them to tell stories. He has a fascination with cuckolding, which possibly came from a state of poverty, but it really seems to be his desire.

>>514785509
too real

>>514785296 (OP)
What happened to Fox News? For the past 5 years or so, they've been leaning super hard into feminism and anti-male propaganda

>>514786509
>lol women really hate video games, don't they?
Women hate everything except defeating other women. EVERYTHING.

>>514785296 (OP)
The fact that online trolling is #4 is too fucking funny. So there are women who do not mind me calling everyone faggots kikes and niggers online...

>you can't play vidya

that explains why women can't find men. they basically took out 90 percent of men.

>>514785296 (OP)
"These are the least attractive hobbies for guys to have"
-a noisy hole without hobbies

>>514785509
I missed this

>what w*men want / like / are attracted to
They're missing the point: MALES JUST NO LONGER CARE.

>kike coom kino has removed the sex factor

>>514785296 (OP)
>online trolling

>>514787036
You should try harder. You can do really good bait and get tons of Yous if you do it right. But, it’s an art form. You really have to sell out to produce good bait. Lgbt, blm, veganism, gun rights or the removal of guns from Americans, trying to start a war between two places, are some fun and easy baiting strategies.

>>514787206
Some of my most enjoyable trolling has been getting into an honest argument, getting called out for something dumb but then just doubling and tripling down on the retardedness to really make cunts mad.

>>514787369
You seem like you have a lot of violence boiling within you. Do you own any pistols or sawed off machine guns? You should stock up on them for the upcoming race war against the browns.

>>514785520
Spending money, starting drama, and being a bitch

>>514787501
Let’s continue the discussion on telegram :^)

>>514785296 (OP)
I have 1 and 4, and think 3 would be cool to learn

I actually don't have a problem with attracting women, but I have to reject fornication and avert my eyes from immodest women as I am a Muslim.

My sorrow and pain comes from the mass murder of innocent children by the zionist criminals. It is serious crimes against innocent people that brings me pain.

Good dickin' with big juicy cock, that's what women like and that is their only hobby, some hide it, some don't and they care about your hobbies only if these start to affect them negatively.

Although if the guy has collection of funko pops... I doubt that even big cock would moist that desert if you catch my drift.

>>514785296 (OP)
>magic trick
Why do women hate sleight of hand?

FACT: All men want to be dragged underground by female spider monsters

>magic tricks
What? Who even thinks about that? Is doing magic tricks like a thing with guys or something now?

>>514785296 (OP)
who cares?

>>514788753
Alright
Does he have a full comic out of this one?

>>514785296 (OP)
why do women hate magic trick? which one gives them the ick?

>>514785296 (OP)
>magic tricks
bitches don't appreciate high-quality sleight of hand

>>514785296 (OP)
Oh no that's so terrible! I will never get a shallow bitch to like me! Oh no!

>>514785296 (OP)
1 post bait thread starters should be number 1

>>514785296 (OP)
>4/5 out of those
time to learn some magic tricks

>>514786966
Jews

>>514789765
No not yet

>>514785296 (OP)
>figurines
kek, that’s what my wife calls my action figures,

Online trolling isn’t a hobby, it’s a art.