Thread 514787376

Spanish military.

>>514787376 (OP)
zesty

5M calls missed from the russian military

>>514787376 (OP)
Cute

>>514787376 (OP)
They look like shit. You just got drifted on by the chinese, fags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS5d77DQHOI

>>514787499
I would rather live anywhere else on earth than China.

>>514787376 (OP)
>tattoo
yikes

>>514787567
steal a car and go drifting, simple as. The country's so big they couldn't catch you prolly

>>514787376 (OP)
isn't it kind of a genius outfit because it gets women into the idea of men being in the military so they'll all talk about hot military guys are
additionally, that outfit cannot be worn if you are out of shape so the pure embarrassment of looking even worse is enough to push someone to exercise more.

>>514787740
Race cars now gas the bikes

Finish twink in awe of a Latin chad
Many such cases

Has anyone else noticed that gays always have short hair? Like it's always super trimmed with fades done every 2 days.

Meanwhile guys with longer messy hair are always straight and attracting lots of women.

What's up with that? One would intuitively think the longer the hair the more feminine. But then again there are mythical warriors like Achilles and Samson who had long hair, so maybe it is masculine if one can pull it off. Also vikings and other warriors through history had longerish hair.

>>514787376 (OP)
Why does that strap go right up to their bottom lip?

>>514787777
It's also gay as fuck.
Like really gay.
Like they could join a gay pride parade gay.

>>514787910
Yeah, that's what Germanics saw circa 12 BC when Romans first entered their village and started spreading their pale asscheeks.

>Spanish fertility rate: 1.12 births per woman (2023)
Weak sperm from effeminate men.

>>514788112
They're a specific branch of the military, the Legion.
They're literally pro-Franco so not (that many) pro-gays.

>>514788063
It's for tucking a nutsack into.

is this from a gay porn? be honest

>>514787740
you have to drift like ERHABI if you want to evade them on the straights as well as the curves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qks7kJLmXn4

>>514788379
i'm sure punjabi sperm is much better

>>514789159
BLACK sperm is superior, have you seen mama Uganda? Xher husband made xher pregnant more than 10 times! Birthed 46 kids

>>514788872
Apparently there are several accounts from former members of the French foreign legion of legionaires beating up fags and pushing and bullying them until they willingly resign from the legion of their own accord. Does similar stuff happen in the Spanish legion? I really wonder why the French gov't allows that to happen. Like, don't get me wrong, I don't support the globohomo fag agenda but France, just like Swdeden, the UK etc. all are pro-faggot nations so why is it that the globohomo regime in France actually allows real homophobia to occur but only in the legion? I can't come up with a good answer to that...

>>514787376 (OP)

You just know it

>>514787376 (OP)
Like i get you can't do anything about an uniform once its designed you just go with it. But they didn't have to make the gayest poses known to mankind while wearing them.

>>514789586
Yep! lol

>>514787376 (OP)
Are tatts allowed in the army?

>>514787376 (OP)
Wtf my girlfriend just left for Spain

>>514788019
Gays are vain and narcissistic so they're more meticulous in how they groom themselves. To constantly have a perfect fade or a perfectly trimmed beard requires an amount of effort put into appearence that only a fag is willing to put in.

>>514787376 (OP)
It's hot over here

>>514787376 (OP)
Refugees or identitarians?

>>514790216
IYKYK

>>514787376 (OP)
The uniform is a matter of tradition. These men are the shock troops of the Spanish army. They are absolute beasts, trained and indoctrinated to serve Spain with all their might. Each one of them is worth ten soldiers in any regular army.

>>514788019
Yeah, this is a real phenomenon. Long hair can be attractive to women, if it's combined with other desirable features to back it up. Basically it's a small way of signaling that you're independent. It means you don't have to adhere to any grooming code imposed on you by another man. Also signals that you have time and resources; that you're not just a boring wagie who needs to opt for a more utilitarian cut. On the flipside though a shaved head (provided you still have a full head of hair) can be just as attractive if you use it to give off dangerous felon vibes and that other shit women also love.
Gays don't really care about any of these subtleties they just like big muscles and cocks.

>>514790577
kek

>>514790696
To anons who don't know, the man in that picture, is the founder of the Legion. By the way, was a hardcore weeaboo - but he was born around a hundred and fifty years ago so the Japan he obsessed over was pre-nukes, a very different one.
I'm always tickled whenever I remember Spain was the primeval weeaboo.

>>514787376 (OP)
What will happen when they get sent to the Ukraine front line to keep the peace?