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Anonymous (ID: mGGhd71C) United States No.514796936 >>514797029 >>514797828 >>514799606 >>514799731 >>514804466 >>514806015 >>514808207 >>514808478 >>514810667 >>514813176 >>514818231 >>514821956 >>514834864 >>514839017 >>514841383 >>514852423
/pol/ humor bread
its not humour, faggots
Anonymous (ID: NYLcYBOx) No.514797011 >>514797879 >>514799344 >>514799963 >>514803124 >>514803784 >>514806153 >>514821836 >>514822557 >>514824079 >>514826227 >>514831966 >>514833823 >>514837543 >>514845764 >>514851763 >>514853099
Anonymous (ID: D73XlHfZ) United States No.514797029 >>514799198 >>514848365
>>514796936 (OP)

Football is gay.
Anonymous (ID: YmhOly/I) United States No.514797042
It's a play on words
Anonymous (ID: n83r4MUZ) United States No.514797828
>>514796936 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: n83r4MUZ) United States No.514797879 >>514797928 >>514814892 >>514833083 >>514835777 >>514852334
>>514797011

Pedo cope
Anonymous (ID: n83r4MUZ) United States No.514797928 >>514799128 >>514819418 >>514820014 >>514821158 >>514824851 >>514825538 >>514830215 >>514851959 >>514852369
>>514797879
Anonymous (ID: XY9cBhyk) Canada No.514799128
>>514797928
>blackmailed pedos are sexual deges
breaking news
Anonymous (ID: JFysbpsU) United States No.514799198
>>514797029
All football is gay. Even soccer. Gay.
Anonymous (ID: JFysbpsU) United States No.514799291 >>514806275 >>514838431 >>514842021
Anonymous (ID: KwsbkcTq) United States No.514799344
>>514797011
Shalom!
Anonymous (ID: 6HBhRMvl) United States No.514799561 >>514846434
Anonymous (ID: JFysbpsU) United States No.514799606 >>514819938 >>514823081
>>514796936 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: fcwVEQEw) United States No.514799731 >>514818105
>>514796936 (OP)
While the thread is still up why have jannies been deleting yhese
Anonymous (ID: NiIGjU9S) United States No.514799756
Anonymous (ID: ZWusnpyd) United States No.514799815 >>514801403 >>514832202 >>514833239 >>514843782
Anonymous (ID: hLu1ZFYI) United States No.514799963 >>514801183 >>514807107
>>514797011
Do you make these threads just to post your retarded ass meme?
Anonymous (ID: mGGhd71C) United States No.514801183
>>514799963
she did not bake this bread i did
Anonymous (ID: GDUk06BL) United States No.514801403 >>514802232
>>514799815
Never understood the left's appeal to the john oliver meme template
Anonymous (ID: mGGhd71C) United States No.514801419
Anonymous (ID: ZWusnpyd) United States No.514802232 >>514813392 >>514817177 >>514819866 >>514824993 >>514844970 >>514846179
>>514801403
I didn’t know that’s a John Oliver related template, please enlighten me. I don’t work at Taco Bell.
Anonymous (ID: c7JnGo9e) Canada No.514802438 >>514830332 >>514830415 >>514839427
I bless this thread.
Anonymous (ID: X8MU+5OC) United States No.514803124
>>514797011
the new leaf blessing
Anonymous (ID: MT02IzB7) Netherlands No.514803784
>>514797011
That's right we love oven dodgers. Jews rock!
Anonymous (ID: 4U2nF4Ag) Canada No.514804466 >>514805376 >>514815703
>>514796936 (OP)
humor is jokes without u
humour is jokes about you
Anonymous (ID: ZqP9yYAD) No.514805376 >>514852116
>>514804466
Hum/our/ comrade
Jokes for everyone, about everyone
Anonymous (ID: ouVNvfO5) United States No.514806015
>>514796936 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: ouVNvfO5) United States No.514806052 >>514845621
Anonymous (ID: /Zk2qZsk) Spain No.514806153
>>514797011
c-checked...
Anonymous (ID: MZuSmVYe) United States No.514806275 >>514807766 >>514835835
>>514799291
That's the Baltimore aquarium!
Anonymous (ID: Nomkt2Dk) United States No.514806342 >>514813886
I know this is a long shot, but does anyone have the β€œI love being white” comic? It’s a comic about a white character with tan skin and blonde hair talking about how he’s proud to be white. I know in the last panel he is holding up a German flag and exclaiming β€œI love being white!”
I need this for non malicious intentions
Anonymous (ID: uWEreNdH) United States No.514807107 >>514818107
>>514799963
nah I made a thread the other day and he posted immediately. it's probably a bot
Anonymous (ID: uWEreNdH) United States No.514807766 >>514835835
>>514806275
move away from the niggers
Anonymous (ID: nj43Am4M) Poland No.514807816 >>514808529 >>514852756 >>514853175
18+
Adolf Hitler X Josef Stalin gay erotic fanfiction
Josef was finally home. After a long day of statesmanship he could finally enjoy the leisure of home life. He expected to be greeted by his loving wife... However... There was something strange lurking in the shadows. Out steps the Fuhrer himself.
"Hello Josef~" He says with a tone of... lust?
Stalin was startled, he gulped as he watched Hitler slowly approach him, "H-H-Hitler?! What are you doing in my house?" He questioned with a worried expression.
Hitler placed his hands on Stalin's hips as he stared hungrily into his eyes, "I want to commence... operation Barbarossa, baby~" He smirks.
"B-but, you told me you didn't want to fight a two front war..." He was perplexed by Hitler's actions.
"Don't worry, hun~" Hitler then leans into Stalin's ear and whispers sensually, "I am prepared to take it both ways~" He licks his lips before he gently nibbles on Stalin's ear.
Stalin squirms a bit from Hitler's hot mouth on his ear, "I don't know if my capital can take your big Panzer..." Stalin retorts nervously.
Hitler chuckles, "We'll just have to wait and see~ But right now..." His hand trails down and firmly grabs Stalin's crotch, "I just want to see your man of steel~"
"A-ah!" Stalin lets out before he blushes brightly, "O-oh my~ I don't know..." He murmurs.
"C'mon... give in... Don't make me Fuhrious~" Hitler grins devilishly.
Right at this moment Mussolini entered the room. He seemed excited by what he saw, "Can I join?" He asks with enthusiasm.
"Fuck off." Hitler and Stalin both say in unison and Mussolini left with his head hanged low.
Hitler and Stalin then continued to watch each other with lust, "So... what will it be?" Hitler asks as Stalin tries to make a decision, his hands shaking.
(Part 1/56)
Anonymous (ID: e9T/jyzM) United Kingdom No.514808207 >>514817655
>>514796936 (OP)
This is a shit humour thread. Maybe it's been infiltrated by people paid to post crap memes so make pol less popular.
Anonymous (ID: kCfEvEaN) United States No.514808478
>>514796936 (OP)
Top kek
Anonymous (ID: q1MXo8DQ) United States No.514808529 >>514820952
>>514807816
>(1/56)
You better fucking deliver
Anonymous (ID: X1pB2n4w) Serbia No.514810667
>>514796936 (OP)
/pol/ HOMO thread
Anonymous (ID: i/ZT+2Se) United States No.514812995 >>514855780
This is now a jeet hate thread
Anonymous (ID: i/ZT+2Se) United States No.514813037 >>514814686 >>514815076 >>514816458 >>514817415 >>514819140 >>514831842
Anonymous (ID: t4yb/ja5) Canada No.514813068 >>514813375
Anonymous (ID: ANFzV9RM) No.514813176
>>514796936 (OP)
it's HUMOR
Anonymous (ID: HrUitUW3) France No.514813222
Sujet d'humour de Paul
Anonymous (ID: t4yb/ja5) Canada No.514813375 >>514815479
>>514813068
Including 2 more frens
Anonymous (ID: F6eWweJo) United States No.514813392
>>514802232
Yeh I’ll have a Mexican Pizza, 2 Taco Supremes, and a Baja Blast
Anonymous (ID: t4yb/ja5) Canada No.514813671 >>514848828
Anonymous (ID: Nomkt2Dk) United States No.514813886 >>514814686 >>514825169
>>514806342
Disregard my request I found it
Anonymous (ID: i/ZT+2Se) United States No.514814175 >>514814846 >>514816684 >>514816852 >>514823998 >>514830955 >>514854555
i am flying saars
Anonymous (ID: i/ZT+2Se) United States No.514814220
Anonymous (ID: HrUitUW3) France No.514814683 >>514834624
Anonymous (ID: fcwVEQEw) United States No.514814686 >>514817415
>>514813037
Knowing the origin of this is a priviledge
>>514813886
This ain't even what I thought of lmao
Anonymous (ID: fl/SLCyX) United States No.514814846
>>514814175
>he thought he was going to land in the back of the garbage truck but it sped off while he was falling
Every thread, given a long enough run time, becomes a poo hate thread.
Anonymous (ID: E+TYUoCb) United Kingdom No.514814892
>>514797879
>My Ass Will Debate Your Dick Any Time Nigger.
Anonymous (ID: 362yqWDN) No.514815076 >>514819140
>>514813037
very nice
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514815423 >>514815894
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514815479
>>514813375
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514815703
>>514804466
did you even know
you are a poe
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514815783
that's powerful like
REAL EYES
REALIZE
REAL LIES
mmmmmmmm-hm
das rite
Anonymous (ID: weFB0P1l) United States No.514815894 >>514816054
>>514815423
>thier
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514815929
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514816054 >>514816431
>>514815894
but it's cool that his helmet's off
you need the spelling prebunked
>>514814837
Anonymous (ID: weFB0P1l) United States No.514816431 >>514816504
>>514816054
Projection
Anonymous (ID: TLgSQGJl) United States No.514816458 >>514819140
>>514813037
Jeetshaker anon should mass produce. Demand will be rising
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514816504
>>514816431
what does "projection" mean in this context
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514816563
@grok what did he mean by this
Anonymous (ID: tXzSBOA2) United States No.514816684
>>514814175
Almost made it
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514816729
i'm just jeeting your chain anon
it's a deep cut joke about pajeets, how they like spelling bees
just pajeet things, like chess
world class cuisine
mocking humanity by existing
Anonymous (ID: mGGhd71C) United States No.514816852
>>514814175
kek
Anonymous (ID: mGGhd71C) United States No.514817177
>>514802232
give me my chalupa nigger
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514817333
i have only ever had ur moms chalupa
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514817394
ooooo double burned with superior triple didge
get this man to the ER
Anonymous (ID: mGGhd71C) United States No.514817415 >>514819140 >>514822442
>>514813037
>>514814686
based
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514817511
slash thread everybody go home
i momburned with 333
everything below this post is not canon
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514817560
I LIED U GULLIBLE NIGGERS AAAAHAHAH
Anonymous (ID: mGGhd71C) United States No.514817655
>>514808207
piss off mohammed
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514817889
the essence of coumedy is to subvert expectations, which is a fancy way to say LIE
just make shit up because the real world is a fucking ordeal that WILL KILL YOU
coumedy and humour: total lack of integrity
it is to my GRAVE SHAME and DISCREDIT that i must LOWER MYSELF to shit and piss and fart and spit and puke and piss on your grave
Anonymous (ID: mGGhd71C) United States No.514818105
>>514799731
idk and not many left in archive either
fuck jannies
Anonymous (ID: NYLcYBOx) No.514818107 >>514818814 >>514820040
>>514807107
I'm not a bot thoughever, just terminally online
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514818128
Anonymous (ID: MynufagC) Finland No.514818231
>>514796936 (OP)
since when has Trump been the logo of new england patrions? some mandula level shit going on again
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514818814 >>514834112
>>514818107
you're a memeflag and you say "thoughever, so that can be the end of your story
Anonymous (ID: 4WiSVa9R) United States No.514819031
Anonymous (ID: 3QTOgQon) United States No.514819140 >>514819423 >>514819779 >>514822542 >>514840843 >>514842531 >>514851413
>>514813037
>>514815076
>>514816458
>>514817415
This seems fake and would probably get you arrested for noise violations.
Anonymous (ID: A0wlYUI4) United States No.514819418 >>514836622
>>514797928
Anyone can claim they're secretly banging someone.
>im not having sex with that person
>thats exactly what you would say if you were
Anonymous (ID: hkSQ72Ny) United States No.514819423 >>514819899
>>514819140
Go back Raj
Anonymous (ID: mGGhd71C) United States No.514819779 >>514819957
>>514819140
>would probably get you arrested for noise violations

can you not read, potato nigger? the op of the shaker researched the laws and he explained it all. god /pol/ has gone to such shit with you tards
Anonymous (ID: DxP/21P6) United States No.514819866
>>514802232
Just because it’s half KFC doesn’t give you the ability to choose

Chicken quesadillas and nacho fries ASAP
Anonymous (ID: 3QTOgQon) United States No.514819899 >>514819957 >>514820282 >>514832639 >>514853362
>>514819423
It would annoy other people as well. It's not a magic sound that only Indians, pakistanis, and bangaldeshis hear.

The cops would not care about the technicality of "Oh its not over the 10 minute limit every 60 minutes, its only 9 minutes long every 61 minutes."
It might get you off in court, but If they cared enough to come over they would arrest you anyways.
There's also the issue that proving showing the timer and the device creating the sound would demonstrate that you are trying to harass people.
Anonymous (ID: acsisWk0) United States No.514819938
>>514799606
Grandma this is not facebook
Anonymous (ID: 3QTOgQon) United States No.514819957 >>514821381
>>514819779
Cops would arrest you anyways.
see:
>>514819899
Anonymous (ID: g3QXDiW5) United States No.514820014
>>514797928
I BELIEVE THE JEWISH TRANNY!!!
Anonymous (ID: mGGhd71C) United States No.514820040
>>514818107
no youre just a slimy jew
Anonymous (ID: mGGhd71C) United States No.514820282 >>514821319
>>514819899
>reddit spacing
>doesnt understand green text
>keeps arguing when nobody else is.jpg
Anonymous (ID: jlZEt4br) United States No.514820486
Anonymous (ID: jlZEt4br) United States No.514820527
Anonymous (ID: PExBvlk/) Germany No.514820952 >>514821646
>>514808529
'Ello I'm Jani Nikhil. Welcum to Jeet-Ack!
Anonymous (ID: 64Pmu3V4) United States No.514821158
>>514797928
>reveal
So they taped the encounters...leak that shit online if it truly matters to the cause
Anonymous (ID: 3QTOgQon) United States No.514821319 >>514825339
>>514820282
if it worked why is he still making new ones a year later:
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/494238526/
Anonymous (ID: 24baTJMZ) United States No.514821381 >>514821696
>>514819957
>see this bullshit scenario i made up as proof that i am right
please tell me you are a tranny, i really hope you removed your ability to reproduce
Anonymous (ID: 24baTJMZ) United States No.514821507 >>514831649 >>514842730
Anonymous (ID: 24baTJMZ) United States No.514821543 >>514852639
Anonymous (ID: 24baTJMZ) United States No.514821581 >>514825447 >>514842692
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514821646
>>514820952
>Jani Nikhil
not bad. i would have also accepted
junky landfill,
bharanny noxiousville,
and for bonus points
perv-o
bobs vargena
pee man
ryan dung
Anonymous (ID: 3QTOgQon) United States No.514821696 >>514821889
>>514821381
The entire jeetshaker thing sounds like a bullshit fantasy.

There's a well known saying about interacting with the police, you can beat the rap, but you can't beat the ride. Doing that "I'm not touching you" style pedantic routine will not stop you from getting arrested. Cops hate having their authority challenged in that way.
Anonymous (ID: nY5T+3Nl) Germany No.514821836
>>514797011
shal-... I mean hello fellow nazi
Anonymous (ID: 24baTJMZ) United States No.514821889 >>514822068 >>514822122
>>514821696
ur a butthurt faggot bootlicker who screams fuck the police until violence erupts and then screams for the police. im sure an anon just went and bought a concrete agitator, made the device, said how it worked, and never used it ever. that's totally what happened. he built something for a purpose and never ever used it because then big daddy government would have definitely for sure put him in jail.

like I said, I really hope you had your reproductive organs removed so you don't contribute to the gene pool.
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514821920
>perv-o
Anonymous (ID: /9EnaeZR) United States No.514821956
>>514796936 (OP)
PLS B REEL
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514821964
>bobs vargena
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514822001
>pee man
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514822034 >>514824084
>ryan dung
Anonymous (ID: 3QTOgQon) United States No.514822068
>>514821889
Canada isn't known for being free-er than the usa. They also dont have free speech.
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514822103
YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT IT'S POOR TASTE
YOU WANT ME POOR TASTE
YOU NEED ME POOR TASTE
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TASTE
Anonymous (ID: 3QTOgQon) United States No.514822122 >>514822269
>>514821889
Why does it anger you so much that I'm pointing out issues with his idea?
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514822269 >>514822532
>>514822122
I'M NOT ON TRIAL HERE YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS SON OF A BITCHES
Anonymous (ID: 9nD7DMcu) Denmark No.514822442
>>514817415
>https://streamable.com/vr99ap
lol
Anonymous (ID: 3QTOgQon) United States No.514822532 >>514823346
>>514822269
huh?
Anonymous (ID: WySjGXyb) United States No.514822542 >>514823130
>>514819140
You can't get arrested for noice violations and good luck getting a pig to show up to a home in a nigger infested city to a noise complaint
Anonymous (ID: heFLf0g9) United States No.514822557 >>514823198
>>514797011
Does this bless every /pol/ humor thread now? Where's the Canuck, blessing our threads?
Anonymous (ID: XiWaOy+n) No.514823081
>>514799606
Doge has nothing to do with waste and abuse you stupid as fuck high school drop out. It was about getting access to personal data and personal finances to feed AI and sell.
Moron.
Anonymous (ID: 3QTOgQon) United States No.514823130
>>514822542
You absolutely can get arrested for noise violations.
Though if they don't care about smoke in your house they might not care about this either.
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514823198
>>514822557
get yourself a fidget spinner aspie
nothing to get nervous about
i understand the massive comedic value of rote ritual
but daddy chill
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514823346
>>514822532
why don't you relax, you absolute fiend
it's a humo thread for families & kids
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514823421 >>514841924
nevermind i'll just report you for disruptiveness
enjoy your 72 hour vacation, troll
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514823647
you know what? i'm sick of all your shit, all of you. i chuckle my fingers to the bone for you and all i get is fluoride zoomnigger coma noises
IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU HERE IN THIS THREAD THAT I END IT ALL TODAY
I HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF YOURSELVES FOR BEING SO "BASED" BECAUSE A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY WILL OCCUR NOW
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514823762
PSYCH U DORKS FELL FOR IT AGAIN
LOOK AT UR FACE
OMG
FUCKEN HUMO 4EVAR
Anonymous (ID: 6MJ1ibo4) United States No.514823947 >>514826553
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514823975
DON'T U EVEN KNOW ALL CREDIBLE THREATS MENTION THE GAME MINECRAFT
AAAAAAAHAH
i swear it's too easy sometimes
jesus please send me harder humo battles
Anonymous (ID: SNGML6G1) Germany No.514823998 >>514824040
>>514814175
is it the architect of the 90Β° bent bridge?
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514824040
>>514823998
he was following google directions
Anonymous (ID: b4RAn9yL) Norway No.514824079 >>514824140
>>514797011
I don't mind this new blessing, but wrong flag, faggot.
Anonymous (ID: HrUitUW3) France No.514824084
>>514822034
SAAR I DRAYVE
Anonymous (ID: NYLcYBOx) No.514824140 >>514824215 >>514824793
>>514824079
I assure you it's the right one
Anonymous (ID: b4RAn9yL) Norway No.514824215
>>514824140
Must be leaf flag or Israeli flag in your case.
Anonymous (ID: cCwegjDi) Canada No.514824793
>>514824140
If only kikes were on our team, but they are such bastards and have to be PvP because they don’t want to do physical labour
Anonymous (ID: g9dh01IB) Finland No.514824851
>>514797928
Was this your counter picture? Democrat jew pedos = republican fcking a tranny

You think this was ok counter for that? Like wtf dude? Something is not right in your head. YWNBAW.
Anonymous (ID: pHD892SX) Denmark No.514824993 >>514851797
>>514802232
>le poor nigger has to travel 10 miles back and forth to get water
Have these niggers ever contemplated moving closer to the water source, or is that too abstact for them?
Anonymous (ID: FcAJyIEq) United States No.514825169
>>514813886
Groypers are brown homosexuals.
Anonymous (ID: mGGhd71C) United States No.514825339
>>514821319
>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/494238526/
the first iphone worked, the 16th one is better
your arguments all suck the same cocks you do
Anonymous (ID: /w/t11fv) United States No.514825447 >>514825563
>>514821581
Harrison Ford is a jew and Han Solo is the antichrist.
Anonymous (ID: eq2FEUWI) United Kingdom No.514825538
>>514797928
>behind closed doors
Obviously. It wouldn't be very conservative to leave the door open. Sounds like some degenerate libcuck shit.
Anonymous (ID: pWIeuSmY) United States No.514825563 >>514825852 >>514826416 >>514827538
>>514825447
>Harrison Ford is a jew
Aight
>and Han Solo is the antichrist
...what?
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514825852 >>514826346 >>514826600
>>514825563
deleted scenes
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514825989
>earomin's spoo surating
Anonymous (ID: fC3f22dg) United States No.514826227
>>514797011
I for one welcome our Jewish overlords and thanks them for the society they brought us and I could care less how much the government gives Israel, I just want to pay my taxes and grill tofu and vegan options on the weekends.
Anonymous (ID: hxXGAOki) United States No.514826346
>>514825852
Anonymous (ID: 3j7YfulQ) United States No.514826416 >>514826749 >>514827538 >>514828403 >>514840015
>>514825563
The Inverted Hermeneutic is a storytelling method by (((Freemasons))) that retells the story of the Azazel (the Antichrist) and Semjaza (Satan) from the (first) book of Enoch. Masons supposedly had access to this book since Hiram Abiff and the construction of Solomon's temple. The scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark where Indy descends into the Well of Souls is the descent of Abiff into the caverns beneath the Temple Mount, where he finds said book. The first adaptation is The Man Who Would Be King (novella and later film). Other characteristics of these figures are drawn from other sources (eg the Bible, Islamic Eschatology). The most commonly recurring figure is Azazel, whom the Masons worship in place of his superior and sometimes father, Lucifer. Among the manifestations of the figure are John Wick, Nolan's Joker, Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain America, Jason Bourne, and off course Han Solo. In connection with this character, you may find Satan. In opposition to him, you may find Jesus, who works for a more powerful father figure (God the Father) at the head of a very powerful organization (kingdom of heaven). Other characters that pop up are Eve (as in Adam's wife), Lilith (Adam's first wife), Mary the Mother of Jesus, and Mary Magdalene, consort of Jesus. Star Wars uses this on top of a jewish revenge fantasy against the Roman (Galactic) Empire.
Anonymous (ID: hqO3eGAG) United Kingdom No.514826553 >>514834398
>>514823947
Wait, so whoever wrote over this meme is saying that muslims are basically nazis!?
Anonymous (ID: mGGhd71C) United States No.514826600 >>514829897
>>514825852
this is the only semi-funny thing you have ever posted, schizo fag
Anonymous (ID: mGGhd71C) United States No.514826749 >>514827689
>>514826416
idk who is more of a schizo poster you or the memefag tranny
Anonymous (ID: OaF5ylte) United States No.514827538 >>514828234 >>514828403 >>514840015
>>514826416
>>514825563
While any one character in any movie or show may demonstrate certain qualities associated with these various figures, it is the preponderance of evidence that arises from the various relationships among these characters that determines whether or not such a relationship exists. Sometimes they mark their work with a square and compass, as they did in the 1975 Man Who Would be King. See picrel. (The sequel trilogy moves into Masonic Qabalah with Rey as Sophia, Kylo Ren the second coming of Christ, and Palpatine as the Demiurge).

I have never seen anyone else demonstrate that Person Of Interest (2011) is an inverted hermeneutic, but it everything screams to me that it is. You have Reese, the archetypal Azazel (prowess in martial arts, dog companion, faux resurrection, and he even gets stuck on an island in one episode), Finch as Satan (the individual imposing his own corrupt order - the Machine - on the world, notably injured in an explosion/fire), Root as Eve (there's an alternate timeline where she sides with Samaritan/Christianity, ie doesn't eat the fruit), and the various Samaritan operatives as Jesus/God the Father/the Holy Spirit. I never saw a square and compass, nor was any major location a masonic lodge. However, external evidence reinforces this. Caviezel, most famous for the Passion, is the perfect (unwitting) actor for the antichrist. JJ Abrams, a known masonic, helped produce the show. Michael Emerson (Finch) was in Lost (also with Abrams, also an inverted hermeneutic) and Evil (where he plays an evil psychologist attempting to summon the antichrist). It would seem the 'Machine,' as a 'system,' is Judeo-Masonry (since Masons love to claim their history is ancient), an esoteric an limited alternative to the later, exoteric, and all encompassing Samaritan (Christianity, why else would they choose that name?),and they constantly refer to the AIs as gods or deities. Unfortunately, it is still one of the best shows ever made.
Anonymous (ID: OaF5ylte) United States No.514827689 >>514838292
>>514826749
It's not paranoia if they're actually out to get you, and it's not schizophrenia if the patterns exist.
Anonymous (ID: OaF5ylte) United States No.514828234
>>514827538
For reference.
Anonymous (ID: 24baTJMZ) United States No.514828403 >>514829149
>>514826416
>>514827538
you're getting lost in comparing various overplayed stories to their use in religious text rather than a Character-->Motivation-->Enemy-->Trial/Hardship-->Confrontation-->Completion storyline. Star Wars is the overused Normal Adolescent-->Dead Parents/Caretakers-->Assumes Unwanted Responsibilities-->Trains/Matures-->Defeats Evil storyline. stuff isn't as esoteric as you want it to be. unless you really want things to be esoteric/mystical, then you can make it that way.
Anonymous (ID: HrUitUW3) France No.514828540
Anonymous (ID: HrUitUW3) France No.514828605
Anonymous (ID: OaF5ylte) United States No.514829149
>>514828403
But why are there so many specific details that line up?
>Anakin's virgin birth
>Anakin taken before temple elders to be test/storms said temple later
>temple belonging to Jedi, when the Hebrew word for Jews is Yehudim/Jehudim
>Anakin marries Padme Amidala; Jesus assoictaed with Mary Magdalene; Magdaleneamygdala; Padme lives in a tower
> Palpatine as emperor, Palatine Hill the home of Roman emperors
>Jewish Revolt of 66AD, Order 66
>Jews fled to Ethiopa, which has a town named Degehabur; Dagobah
>Jeddha City (Yehudim) a one to one shot of Masada
Anonymous (ID: FQngx0yI) United States No.514829346 >>514829466
does anybody have the one with the Beatles in a studio? says something along the lines of "George, don't start with that Indian shit again," then in the next panel harrison is saying "good morning sirs"
Anonymous (ID: UvBADjUL) United States No.514829466 >>514829630
>>514829346
Anonymous (ID: FQngx0yI) United States No.514829630
>>514829466
i want whatever he's on, no way that's just the bud light holding him together
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514829897
>>514826600
nobody takes the time to post when they're not affected. i don't try to make everyone laugh the same
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514829988 >>514832590
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514830031 >>514841213
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514830065
Anonymous (ID: wM7/rlhG) United States No.514830215
>>514797928
>reveal top republicans
>not a single name dropped
>obviously we won't say who they are because we signed NDAs but we can easily say they are republicans teehee
Anonymous (ID: D+4dHlvk) United States No.514830332
>>514802438
Leaf has raised the blessing standard. I like it.
Anonymous (ID: t5EG316V) Canada No.514830415
>>514802438
do it right
Anonymous (ID: tgPGNKab) Australia No.514830955 >>514831181
>>514814175
Really hit the not-high-enough-to-kill-just-high-enough-to-permanently-life-alteringly-maim sweet spot there.
Anonymous (ID: t5EG316V) Canada No.514831181
>>514830955
why are jeets like this? Is it because of their bollywood movies always having the dude barely miss getting pwned?
Anonymous (ID: zyusTHGn) No.514831450
Anonymous (ID: lEPUM01f) United States No.514831546
Anonymous (ID: q+8f798n) United States No.514831649
>>514821507
>er umm I mean uh actually
Anonymous (ID: At83lYP4) United States No.514831842
>>514813037
Fucking saved
Anonymous (ID: 5m19QpAz) United States No.514831966
>>514797011
Anonymous (ID: 5m19QpAz) United States No.514832202 >>514832633
>>514799815
I know a family who has 4 kids. 3 of the kids names are Liberty, Freedom, and Anthem

The 4th kid is Emma

I don't know why either
Anonymous (ID: Sfox8TZI) United States No.514832590
>>514829988
Anonymous (ID: t5EG316V) Canada No.514832633 >>514833105
>>514832202
Dad's turn to pick a name
Anonymous (ID: ixn82+LJ) Japan No.514832639
>>514819899
The tone of your post is so annoying that you can only be a white woman or a jeet, get the fuck out
Anonymous (ID: E3E9bTB2) United States No.514833083
>>514797879
he fell for the ozempic meme didnt he
Anonymous (ID: 5m19QpAz) United States No.514833105 >>514850180
>>514832633
Kek
Anonymous (ID: 3DwiHTY7) United States No.514833213 >>514833464
https://vocaroo.com/1nsEWwwe7V9h
Anonymous (ID: E3E9bTB2) United States No.514833239 >>514837621
>>514799815
it is a great irony, jews saving whites from jews. but i believe it.
Anonymous (ID: t5EG316V) Canada No.514833464 >>514834350
>>514833213
are her toes okay???
Anonymous (ID: deLnzQ9R) No.514833823 >>514834027
>>514797011
Thanks for the meta update! I guess the jews aren't so bad after all.
Anonymous (ID: t5EG316V) Canada No.514834027
>>514833823
Based Jews!
Anonymous (ID: uWEreNdH) United States No.514834112
>>514818814
is he an indian speaking cowtongue? it's certainly not ebonics
Anonymous (ID: 6V7PFxPg) United States No.514834350
>>514833464
I think she got nabbed by the CCP for something or other , her toes (if they are still attached) are the least of her concern
Anonymous (ID: 6MJ1ibo4) United States No.514834398
>>514826553
so it would seem, yeah. no one in the comments noticed the hypocracy.
Anonymous (ID: IJslbuME) United States No.514834556
Anonymous (ID: 401lDExb) United States No.514834624
>>514814683
Holey Moley
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514834864 >>514836424
>>514796936 (OP)
You are now officially allowed to curb stop niggers..
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514834940
Nice.
Anonymous (ID: 6MJ1ibo4) United States No.514834962
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514835162
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514835608
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514835743
Your supporting a modern day leo frank he killed two gunmen with that yellow mask before they got to shoot any children. Killing someone is not being a winner.
Anonymous (ID: w9FscufR) United States No.514835777
>>514797879
two of the most disgusting and sexually depraved YouTubers are jews
I'm not surprised
Anonymous (ID: w9FscufR) United States No.514835835
>>514806275
>>514807766
Baltimore used to be nice, I'm so pissed I only got to go to that aquarium as a kid
I just won't risk my life for it now
nogs really do ruin everything
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514835899
Then dey so white dat dick looks like corn starch
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514836157 >>514837011
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514836245
No one else can speak the words on your lips.
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514836365 >>514836424
Just to say it was a banned pepe worn jersey.
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514836424
It's hollywierd right?
>>514836365
>>514834864
Anonymous (ID: QP8DdFdi) United States No.514836622 >>514836676
>>514819418
>Anyone can claim they're secretly banging someone.
It's possible to have virgin energy so strong that anyone who claims to have done so is immediately suspected as a liar.
>t. immune from the seggs
Anonymous (ID: 6SyZS851) United States No.514836676
>>514836622
There’s also the larp factor for social capital
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514836784
Right but he worse pink shoues because Zuckerberg falsified his identity then they do it..
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514836847
Anonymous (ID: kKFb80OS) United States No.514837011
>>514836157
rare negress with a cute face, too bad the sausage link fingers is a turn off
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514837076
Oyy veyy and that's what they want to talk about.
If Carr Aaron recovered the lost keys to the nuclear football under William Clintion yhea that jersey is worth money.

Dam it are we going to gave to give him a Valor medal and admit it?

Why do you keep doing this Mr. ANDERSON
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514837454
Anonymous (ID: 3DZcU7QH) France No.514837543 >>514837843
>>514797011
you'll never make this a meme like the canadian copypasta
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514837607
No chance needed.
Anonymous (ID: Kv8VF+2S) United States No.514837621 >>514841244
>>514833239
You believe anything you're told with a picrel like that.
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514837843
>>514837543
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514838292
>>514827689
o βˆ€βˆ€ βˆ€βˆ€ βˆ€dn βˆ€dnsʇɐɾɐ ɯʎ sʇɐɹ ɯʎ dɹǝɔions silǝuɔǝ.
Anonymous (ID: nf92r6aZ) United States No.514838431
>>514799291
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514838528
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514838826
Anonymous (ID: PmiowfzN) United States No.514838887 >>514842410
Anonymous (ID: wmBiB0v8) United States No.514839017
>>514796936 (OP)
The username is a subtle joke. β€œIHATEN1GGERSS” is really β€œIHATENAGGERSS”, since β€œA” id the first letter of the alphabet. Hating naggers is a sentiment I think we can all get behind.
Anonymous (ID: pzfAv/va) United Kingdom No.514839427 >>514839931
>>514802438
Getting to be a form of slavery really. You people should invoke your Notwithstanding clause 33 over it.
Anonymous (ID: t5EG316V) Canada No.514839931
>>514839427
Anonymous (ID: Kv8VF+2S) United States No.514840015
>>514826416
>>514827538
Sssshhhh
Anonymous (ID: USyVgQEJ) United States No.514840843
>>514819140
DAY OF THE FLUSH IS COMING YOU LITERAL PIECE OF SHIT
Anonymous (ID: USyVgQEJ) United States No.514841213 >>514842146 >>514850461
>>514830031
Anonymous (ID: E3E9bTB2) United States No.514841244 >>514841334
>>514837621
what, like people living in southern europe are *cough* 'european'? nah. i have eyes. i can see skin color is determined based on ancestral geographic latitudes

this nigga dont know bout dat albedo.
Anonymous (ID: kSiyZT1p) United States No.514841252
Anonymous (ID: E3E9bTB2) United States No.514841334 >>514842903
>>514841244
*longitudes
Anonymous (ID: xZVdLN7j) Canada No.514841383 >>514841437
>>514796936 (OP)
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your β€œpol humor” threads. Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins will ever be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
Anonymous (ID: xZVdLN7j) Canada No.514841429
Anonymous (ID: E3E9bTB2) United States No.514841437 >>514842512 >>514845786
>>514841383
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514841924
>>514823421
Anonymous (ID: 2DfLodEd) United States No.514842021
>>514799291
Heh. Just sent this to my norf Englush gf
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514842146
>>514841213
Anonymous (ID: T8lxRCyi) United States No.514842177
Anonymous (ID: frxl3Zoo) Italy No.514842410
>>514838887
>Not the broccoli zoomer hair
Close to perfection, but not there yet
Anonymous (ID: 0OCjrhRu) United States No.514842512 >>514843231 >>514845786
>>514841437
It's weighted for big words has nothing to do with grammar.
Anonymous (ID: EmxWKn3J) United States No.514842531
>>514819140
Idiot

>get arrested
>laws are clear
>you’re in violation of literally nothing
>lawsuit against city
Anonymous (ID: EC2pK/jy) United States No.514842692
>>514821581
kek, saved
Anonymous (ID: gsGjIBO0) United States No.514842730
>>514821507
these people deserve the horrible end coming to them
Anonymous (ID: 0OCjrhRu) United States No.514842772
Anonymous (ID: 0OCjrhRu) United States No.514842873 >>514853114
Anonymous (ID: uWEreNdH) United States No.514842903 >>514843259
>>514841334
holy shit I didn't realize Aesop's Fables were 2500 years old... I thought they were a recent thing
Anonymous (ID: MCdnlUZA) United States No.514843231 >>514843797 >>514845786
>>514842512
You're just jealous of my IQ chud.
Anonymous (ID: k1+iaWLS) United States No.514843259 >>514843376
>>514842903
You thought a man named AESOP wrote FABLES RECENTLY?
Anonymous (ID: uWEreNdH) United States No.514843376 >>514843683
>>514843259
I thought it was his last name lol
Anonymous (ID: k1+iaWLS) United States No.514843683
>>514843376
Anonymous (ID: j+14mZT8) United States No.514843782
>>514799815
wholesome
Anonymous (ID: NJFHYalV) United States No.514843797 >>514843882
>>514843231
There's no recovering from this.
Anonymous (ID: 0OCjrhRu) United States No.514843882 >>514846705
>>514843797
There isnt I will live in shame
Anonymous (ID: AejH7qt8) United States No.514844970
>>514802232
Yeah hi uhhhhh i'd like a uhhhh, well hold on actually wait a minute...

Okay i think we're ready, yeah give us a uhhhhh... Do you guys have sandwiches or here by any chance? if not that's alright, we can also just take uhhhh...
Anonymous (ID: AejH7qt8) United States No.514845621
>>514806052
Based antifa maiming and killing antifa for over 10 years now.
Anonymous (ID: 6z4415Ho) United States No.514845764
>>514797011
This was the same first post on yesterday's version of this thread. You are a faggot.
Anonymous (ID: hBF5gMGq) United States No.514845786
>>514841437
>>514842512
>>514843231
Seems to work great.
Anonymous (ID: 4XHGvvcJ) United States No.514846179 >>514846478
>>514802232
>I don’t work at Taco Bell.
Can I get a uhhhhh bean and cheese burrito and midnight Baja blast slushy? Thanks
Anonymous (ID: 4KH8cCYT) United States No.514846434
>>514799561
I, too, have done acidic ingredients.
Anonymous (ID: uWEreNdH) United States No.514846478
>>514846179
I was excited to hear about this just now but then I looked it up and it's not even carbonated. jews stole my air man, through their big noses.
Anonymous (ID: 6MJ1ibo4) United States No.514846705
>>514843882
i put a few stanza from the faerie queene in and it game me 101.
Anonymous (ID: 6MJ1ibo4) United States No.514846909
kek. ahab's speech on the forecastle gets 97.
Anonymous (ID: BQb82odp) United States No.514848365 >>514852830
>>514797029
bread and circus, but with felons
Anonymous (ID: BQb82odp) United States No.514848828 >>514848931
>>514813671
this artist was making a statement... very beautiful indeed.
Anonymous (ID: BQb82odp) United States No.514848931
>>514848828
powerful message
Anonymous (ID: QrKHP/zT) United States No.514848957
Anonymous (ID: Bg2pDwmG) United States No.514849936 >>514851092
Have sex incel.

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!

Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever

Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.

Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!

Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!

Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe I got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.

Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/

Edit 9: To clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, but that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust. Even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs.

Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!
Anonymous (ID: N4v/q0pr) Australia No.514850180
>>514833105
I don't think Dora is ever implied to live in America.
Anonymous (ID: N4v/q0pr) Australia No.514850461
>>514841213
>matt forney being the judge of race mixing being ok or not
I don't think you want his opinion on literally anything.
Anonymous (ID: amYrDR5p) New Zealand No.514851092 >>514851677 >>514852234
>>514849936
How the fuck did you even type this without puking?
Anonymous (ID: AejH7qt8) United States No.514851413
>>514819140
You will never be a woman faggot.
Anonymous (ID: N4v/q0pr) Australia No.514851677 >>514851941 >>514852234
>>514851092
It's copypasta.
Anonymous (ID: YGLhdroJ) India No.514851763 >>514851811
>>514797011
Shalom rabbi
Anonymous (ID: ZP0XSyFM) Canada No.514851797
>>514824993
The ones who moved closer got eaten by crocodiles. They always go to the exact same water source so the crocodiles know where to wait for a meal. They'll seriously collect water while their friend or family member is eaten right next to them and then go back there the next day and not see any problem with it
Anonymous (ID: NYLcYBOx) No.514851811
>>514851763
good morning to you too sir
Anonymous (ID: amYrDR5p) New Zealand No.514851941 >>514852164
>>514851677
No way that's organic, noone is that much of a clichΓ©.
Someone here wrote that shit. And I'm both disgusted and awed.
Anonymous (ID: YGLhdroJ) India No.514851959
>>514797928
They pay you and you fuck them, what's more to understand lmao.

Them being elephant doesn't matter
Anonymous (ID: YGLhdroJ) India No.514852116
>>514805376
Atleast he made a few people laugh
Anonymous (ID: N4v/q0pr) Australia No.514852164
>>514851941
Someone here probably did write it, not that anon though.
Anonymous (ID: Bg2pDwmG) United States No.514852234 >>514852463 >>514852837
>>514851092
>>514851677
Yeah I didn't write it, it's copypasta
Anonymous (ID: MGjkGag8) United States No.514852334
>>514797879
Anonymous (ID: MGjkGag8) United States No.514852369
>>514797928
Anonymous (ID: LQNBD1Le) United States No.514852423
>>514796936 (OP)
brain epstein, the manager of the beatles.
Anonymous (ID: LQNBD1Le) United States No.514852463
>>514852234
That some niggas, doing the stuff with the phone towers; against our organs.
Anonymous (ID: LQNBD1Le) United States No.514852573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yp4lLtdL2o&ab_channel=BenosOnline
They talking about nick, and the blacks.
Anonymous (ID: MGjkGag8) United States No.514852639
>>514821543
Anonymous (ID: x/r27rFY) United States No.514852756
>>514807816
We've got a real Joseph Conrad here.
Anonymous (ID: 4XHGvvcJ) United States No.514852830
>>514848365
Bread and circuses have always had felons
Anonymous (ID: MI0gVgyM) United States No.514852837 >>514853066
>>514852234
never not funny
Anonymous (ID: skfHS+RA) No.514852862
Anonymous (ID: Bg2pDwmG) United States No.514853066
>>514852837
Lol
Anonymous (ID: 9FyQeeqf) United States No.514853099
>>514797011
>I am aryan now little white girl you show bobs over internet now? IDC If you only 12 you promised me bobs.
Anonymous (ID: 4XHGvvcJ) United States No.514853114
>>514842873
A jew wrote that speech
Anonymous (ID: skfHS+RA) No.514853175
>>514807816
>"i am prepared to take it both ways"
I
Anonymous (ID: yclKVrS1) United States No.514853362
>>514819899
stupid fuck, for a noise complaint usually a landlord comes and asks you to 'turn the music down' or some shit. at which point you say 'what music?' because you already turned it down. you don't get fucking arrested. underage, retarded and brown is my guess. fucking kys.
Anonymous (ID: BuTIPIkE) Poland No.514854012 >>514854032
Anonymous (ID: BuTIPIkE) Poland No.514854032
>>514854012
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Anonymous (ID: 6MJ1ibo4) United States No.514854531
butty pike lol. i got a pike for your butty if you sniff my drift.
Anonymous (ID: 5CbOEfN/) Germany No.514854555
>>514814175
>Assassins Jeet: New Dheli
Anonymous (ID: vZp2nOhk) Germany No.514855780
>>514812995
Every thread I'm in is a jeet hate thread.