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Anonymous (ID: aeAuF514) No.514799985 [Report] >>514800012 >>514800085 >>514800131 >>514800144 >>514800704 >>514801917 >>514802027 >>514802398 >>514803712 >>514804670 >>514804786 >>514806136
What is /pol/'s opinion on the medicinal properties of urine?
Anonymous (ID: aeAuF514) No.514800012 [Report] >>514801871 >>514802027 >>514802398 >>514804422 >>514804500 >>514805050 >>514807781
>>514799985 (OP)
This man has never been to the doctor, all thanks to the power of urine
Anonymous (ID: +bK9FtK1) United States No.514800085 [Report] >>514804808
>>514799985 (OP)
Drinking urine is a good way to get extra vitamins/minerals that you pee out if you take a bunch of supplements. Same for methamphetamine. A penny saved is a penny earned.
Anonymous (ID: F8CloxMs) Mexico No.514800131 [Report]
>>514799985 (OP)
I wish I was an urine dr.
Imagine all the girls I could help with mine.
Anonymous (ID: 71qYHSJe) No.514800144 [Report] >>514800226
>>514799985 (OP)
I pee on my gf so she stays healthy. It works.
Anonymous (ID: 6KGJLGL5) United States No.514800163 [Report]
Sewage eaters need to go back to india.
Anonymous (ID: 6KGJLGL5) United States No.514800226 [Report]
>>514800144
But you're a jew and you'd beat you sister if she didn't hold still while you peed on her.
Anonymous (ID: aLDuOOst) United States No.514800704 [Report] >>514802027
>>514799985 (OP)
Nordic fags been drinking reindeer piss for thousands of years, makes the shrooms kick in harder for whatever reason.
Anonymous (ID: 6Pf8lzZL) United States No.514801871 [Report]
>>514800012
What the fuck is this shit man
Anonymous (ID: LWtJJMN/) United States No.514801917 [Report]
>>514799985 (OP)
Retarded
Its waste
It being sterile means nothing
Anonymous (ID: GZ4Rh1gE) United States No.514802027 [Report] >>514802170
>>514799985 (OP)
>>514800012
>>514800704
no
Anonymous (ID: aLDuOOst) United States No.514802170 [Report] >>514802250
>>514802027
You're just stupid and don't know shit about history because you're retarded. Cope dummy.
Anonymous (ID: GZ4Rh1gE) United States No.514802250 [Report] >>514804365
>>514802170
do not give a shit, go drink piss in the woods, freak but don't come back unless its directly at the doorstep of modern day Germ*ny
Anonymous (ID: fe97b1Fl) Portugal No.514802398 [Report]
>>514799985 (OP)
>>514800012
>and now my eyes are burning a bit
Anonymous (ID: JZAW3uxe) United States No.514803712 [Report]
>>514799985 (OP)
I feel medically confident that Natalie Portman's MILF pee would have excellent restorative benefits for drinking it but it would have to be as fresh as possible before the anti-oxidants disperse. Licking NP clean after her morning pee would be the right dosage.
Anonymous (ID: aLDuOOst) United States No.514804365 [Report]
>>514802250
>do not give a shit
Obviously you do, cope piss drinker.
Anonymous (ID: /xWg7dEs) Canada No.514804422 [Report]
>>514800012
Why does Pratty love eating feces anyways?
Anonymous (ID: +6dSHyMg) Sweden No.514804500 [Report]
>>514800012
He sees the Ayurveda doctor every day when he looks in the mirror.
Anonymous (ID: TE2SvOsf) Colombia No.514804670 [Report]
>>514799985 (OP)
These niggas ain't playing when it comes to urine and feces. This ain't no meme frfr no cap. Niggas be loving piss and shit.
Anonymous (ID: ZPUSl4ey) United States No.514804786 [Report]
>>514799985 (OP)
Honestly why don't they use urinary stem cells
Anonymous (ID: sODPqGNx) Colombia No.514804808 [Report] >>514804969
>>514800085
I've heard curry and meth are a hell of a drug.
Anonymous (ID: /xWg7dEs) Canada No.514804969 [Report]
>>514804808
>curry and meth
You mean curry and cow dung.
Anonymous (ID: R7vv1Jmi) Colombia No.514805050 [Report]
>>514800012
Damn nigger how do you not instinctively get repulsed by that? This unironically made me feel sick.
Anonymous (ID: Wy7U70cX) Brazil No.514805513 [Report] >>514805712
I don't like to talk about this because I am slightly repulsed by the idea of Freyja being here in this world

I prefer to be in her 4k 2160p world.

Now, if they have amanita muscaria or something that works the same, and she eats amanita muscaria and it concentrates on her urine then I would drink it, warm and personal like a married couple and we hug and have muscimol astral project into each other's dreams.

Ask grok about it, you aren't supposed to eat raw amanita and they did something with reindeer urine but apparently you can eat prepared amanita and drink your own piss.
But I would only drink Freyja piss and it's because we are married.
Anonymous (ID: Wy7U70cX) Brazil No.514805712 [Report]
>>514805513
>I prefer to be in her 4k 2160p world
With her.
I don't know if they have amanita muscaria over there and if it works like this.

Sometimes I masturbate thinking of her with clothes and it almost hurts
Anonymous (ID: XL5NLYmy) No.514806136 [Report]
>>514799985 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: Wy7U70cX) Brazil No.514806417 [Report]
Last paragraph of pic related
>If your "wife" won't piss in a cup for you after munching shrooms, she's not the one, bros. NGMI. Who's tried this? Sources or GTFO.
Anonymous (ID: 8FKmjDWL) Pakistan No.514807781 [Report]
>>514800012
>tfw