Thread 514802877

>Donald Trump asks supporters for $15 donations to ‘get him to heaven’
>President Donald Trump sent out an email blast to his supporters, begging them for donations for a cause which to many seems implausible.
>‘I want to try and get to Heaven,’ the Commander-in-Chief wrote. ‘Last year I came millimetres from death when that bullet pierced through my skin. My triumphant return to the White House was never supposed to happen!
>‘But I believe that God saved me for one reason: TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!’
>Trump rambled in the email, telling his supporters they had been with him through ‘everything’ – his impeachments, a ‘rigged’ election, ‘sham’ legal cases and his assassination attempts.
>‘This is our moment to show the world that we will NEVER back down, NEVER give an inch, and NEVER SURRENDER in our fight to save this country,’ he added.
>‘That’s why I’ve launched a 24-HOUR TRUMP FUNDRAISING BLITZ, and I’m asking everyone to chip in $15 to make it one for the record books!’
https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/04/donald-trump-asks-supporters-15-donations-get-heaven-24072996/
Have you paid your dues to drumpfs getting into heaven fund? The God Emperor demands it!

>>514802877 (OP)
God accepts bribes?

>>514803257
God is Jewish, so of course He does.

>>514802877 (OP)
>Last year I came millimetres from death when that bullet pierced through my skin.
And then his ear healed perfectly without any mark.

>>514802877 (OP)
If he really wants to go to heaven, he should start giving away his billions. Not ask his poor supporters for more money.

>>514803257
Satan does.

>>514802877 (OP)
>memeflag
>dumb title
>Women article
I will guess this is real and Mr. Bones will not stop

>>514802877 (OP)
>>514803257
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>>514803553
Jesus Christ is JEWISH and yet /pol/ has no problem following a jew as their messiah. Why? This is collective SUICIDE.

>>514802877 (OP)
I just donated $100 dollars. Thanks for letting me know

I'll donate. I can't wait to be with President Trump in heaven one day.

>>514803927
Jesus God made flesh, His kingdom is not of this world.
Go look at John 18:33-36

>>514802877 (OP)
Why should a merciless man receive any mercy ant all? MAGA Christcuckery is truly a mental disease. This POTUS wants to buy his way into Christcuck heaven, and you fools will send him a godsdamned fucking “check” !!