Thread 514806284

>even if there the are predictable cries
lol he should've just said inb4
but yeah he's right, that is nanny state nonsense

He reminds me of Gavin Newsom: just a soulless husk. Adam Corolla recently interviewed Newsom and said afterwords that it is a mistake to consider him human because there's literally nothing there except desire for power and the willingness to say anything to get and keep it. It's the same with a large part of the political class. The problem with democratic republics is that you end up being ruled by people who seek out power.

>>514806284 (OP)
The people have too much energy to protest ban all calories.

>>514806284 (OP)
if high-caffeine is bad for thinking and focusing why does he start his day with a coffee?

>>514806284 (OP)
NOOOOOOOO NOT MY GOYSLURP AAAAAAAA SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

>>514806284 (OP)
Oi where you goin' with that caffeine ey?

>>514806284 (OP)
This won't stop kids. They'll just get it from a dealer instead.

>>514806284 (OP)
Huh. So those things are actually good for you? I would never have guessed.

>no caffeine loicense
oh no no no no no no

>>514806820
This, it'll only increase the black market of energy drinks. Illegal energy drinks.

>>514806284 (OP)
This only encourages kids to become energy dealers. It's basically free money for them.

>>514806991
meant for >>514806953

>>514806703
because tea is for fagets

>>514806820
They will get meth instead.

>>514806820
Tired you say?

It will stop precisely zero paki shops selling energy drinks to kids, they can quite literally get away with rape, this wouldn't even be on the (((police))) radar.

>>514806284 (OP)
>keir thinks the parents won't buy them for the children

>>514807170
There's a small corner shop near where I live about 3 minutes walking distance run by a foreigner. I don't think he would even care.

>>514807170
why not just identify as paki and enjoy free pussy and energy?

>>514806599
>adam corolla said
lol

>>514806284 (OP)
I drink a can a day, but if I had a kid I wouldn't want them drinking it until they're older

>>514806284 (OP)
why is the uk doing a 1984 speedrun?

>>514807299
There is one in the town where I live, at the end of the street from a secondary school, the kids can buy whatever from there because paki.
>>514807323
Doesn't work that way, mate, the pigs go by observable skin colour.

>>514807351
you lost

>>514806284 (OP)
>September already
when is he recognizing the Palestinian state?

rKeir bolstering the cornershop economy (to whom such laws do not apply)

>>514806284 (OP)
My only argument about energy drinks is the acidity. Bleeps your teeth up!

I've been using baking soda to alkalize it past 5 pH, but I'd just prefer a regular stimulant drink that tasted like an energy drink.

They don't need to spike it with acids. It can be like a sparkling water.

Mist shops stopped selling energy drinks to under 16’s years a go.
Last week I saw a kid getting id'd for mountain dew in Tesco.

>>514806284 (OP)
Derp logic too just don't drink energy drinks past 2 pm.

You want the best sleep don't have gluten for dinner either.

>>514806754
Libertarians should kill themselves

>>514806284 (OP)
the shops already had an age restriction when you buy energy drinks in uk
even mountain dew has it

>>514806284 (OP)
I mean energy drinks are actually slop and kids shouldn't drink them

>>514806284 (OP)
Good.

>>514806284 (OP)
Good kids shouldn’t be drinking that shit. Supermarkets have been doing this on their own for years

>>514807696
>>514807739
>>514807751
see >>514806820

>>514806284 (OP)
>stopping selling to under 16s because... [complere non sequitur]
what in the actual fuck.

>>514806284 (OP)
>oi m8, you've got a loicence for that bull cum ?

>>514807791
>the year is 2028
>dealers in illegal soft drinks are stabbing each other to death over cans of red bull on the streets of Smellingham

>>514806284 (OP)
this has been around for years? i member back in school my local sainsburys wouldnt sell red bull or monster to anyone in a school uniform

>>514807791
Lmao yeah sure energy drink “dealers” will pop up. Supermarkets have been refusing sale to kids for years anyway where have you been?

>>514806284 (OP)
>country is burning down on brink of open rebellion
>bans energy drinks

>>514806284 (OP)
Good, caffeine is another addictive jew drug

>>514807939
Under a rock. Clearly.

>>514806284 (OP)
If the restrictions applied to all caffeinated drinks I could understand it...

But they exempt coffee and tea.

In Canada Energy drinks are capped at 180mg, which is just slightly less than two cups of coffee.


How is this any different than a double shot frappicino with 500+ calories?

Or the fact I can go to any coffee shop and order a redeye and pour a bunch of sugar in it.

>>514807939
the kids will just make back yard energy drinks from instant coffee (for the caffeine) and cum (for the taurine)

is that what you want? a generation of kids addicted to brown cum drinks?

>>514808167
Can you niggers read? This is for children not adults

>>514807987
It's called displacement activity and bong politicians are very good at it.

>>514806284 (OP)
Oh hell gnah

>>514806284 (OP)
>show up ready to learn
>show up tired as fuck and not ready to do jack shit

>>514808301
RIP

>>514808227
Yea?
Is Ccoffee and tea age restricted or does his point still stand, retard?

Corner shop near me used to sell 2 cigs and a monster for £1.50, used to buy one every day before school.
Would have been better getting 3 burn, so you could have one before school, one at break time and one for lunch, but I think the owner was breaking using 20 packs and 20 isn't divisible by 3 so it makes sense

>>514808393
Energy drinks dont just contain caffeine daft cunt

>>514806284 (OP)
keir starmer is prime minister of the UK
hes not even english
hes jewish and his family lives in israel (in his own words lmao)

>>514806284 (OP)
Europeans are such pussies. Cucked into submission.

>>514806820
16 year olds now have a nice side gig.

>want kids to show up ready to learn
>ban stimulants
Not sure how these two things fit together

>>514808554
Unfettered Jewish capitalism is killing your country and people. Freedom to be an obese jew loving retard is better?

>>514807693
Yes but now he wants to criminalize it.

>>514806284 (OP)
There could be under '16s here
he thought to himself

>>514806284 (OP)
This one is probably for the best desu. Always creeps me out when I see some little 12-15 year old chugging a massive energy drink. It's not good for your heart.

>>514808511
Of course he is

>>514807915
see
>>514808627
It's been around as a regulation but now he wants to send people to jail over it. Yes, despite constantly claiming they have no room for prisoners he keeps adding more and more petty crimes to the books.

>>514808627
Good. Criminalise vapes as well. And bring back Hitler youth while we’re at it and replace the dole with work programmes. To turn this country around will take seriously drastic intervention

what the fuck is going on in bongland??

>>514808805
marxism of the fabian school

>>514806284 (OP)
>energy drinks bad
>raping niglets good
never seizes to amaze me

>>514808618
Last time I traveled in Europe (january), people were looking fatter than I can ever remember. Coming to you too, big guy. America was just first. Because it always is. And unfettered jewish bolshevism is killing your country and the EU.

>>514808722
>jail
More like fines don’t be stupid

>>514806284 (OP)
>This is dumb but I'm going to do it anyway
At least he's honest.

>>514808747
based

>>514808856
You English blokes are the worst. Couldn't even get beer above 3.2% at the bar. Talk about mommy having you by the balls.

>>514808925
No, it's currently already a regulatory fine. That's the difference, he wants to make it criminal.

>we gonna start protecting children!
>so you're finally stopping migrant rapes?
>What? No! We're banning energy drinks!

>>514806284 (OP)
>No energy
>Ready to learn
u wot m8

>>514809068
You've visited the country before?

>>514806284 (OP)
>i wont shy away from decisions that go against the public will
britain is a hellscape

>>514809242
wow didn’t think it would be that bad, it likes walking through chicago or the bronx
wales, northern ireland and scotland should unironically secede from britain, seems like they’re mostly focusing on bringing migrants to england proper

>>514806284 (OP)
This tyrant really needs to be drawn and quartered. His existence is demoralizing to the entire western world. Get on it bongs.

>>514809654
its much worse now, the video is few years old

>>514806284 (OP)
>Protect kids
>But its ok when migrants rape and murder them
UK is desperately overdue for a revolt

>>514809257
Yes, traveled around a bit. Nice place overall but the politics and social conditioning seem way more intense than in the US (as of today at least)

>>514806284 (OP)
>mfw drank so many energy drinks that they no longer work
>record is 12 cans in an hour
>went clean for years
>tried one
>no effect
At this point I don't even see the point in drinking them. They don't work for me so it's wasted money.

>>514809070
Mate people avoid jail for actual crimes here the justice system is a joke, no one’s going to jail for selling energy drinks

>>514806575
OP can't inb4

Wasn't this already a thing? I got ID'd for an energy drink like 10 years ago

>>514807351
lol my exact response
>>514807502
carolla is an ugly Jew getting cumia-tier views. kimmel makes 20 mil a year talking about how don jr. is a coke head.

>>514808918
Right? How can a government be SO GOOD at setting priorities?

>>514806284 (OP)
Since when does he write in the trump style?

>>514810185
Same, they never did anything for me. But I like the idea that maybe they replenish something after a workout.

I'm quite sure this will help UK solve their problems.

>>514810608
Zumindest müssen sie nicht deutsch sprechen.

>>514806284 (OP)
Uhhh... ironically based?

>>514806284 (OP)
Caffeine improves your concentration but it dehydrates you.

>>514808301
F

>>514806284 (OP)
Are Energy Drinks raping kids?

This has been a thing for the last 10 years you fucking american retards.

Just when you think UK can't get more retarded. Why is this not responsibility of parents instead?

>>514806284 (OP)
So the Chavs have to wait until they get drafted to have some Pervitin but the Elites can get Adrenochrome with their prep-school lunches.

>>514810304
And yet Trump is the President while Newsom is all caps tweeting on twitter while his state regresses into a 3rd world shit hole lmao

>>514806284 (OP)
niggers are retsrded because of... energy drinks lol

>>514806284 (OP)
Bravo, Prime Minister Starmer. Truly he has his finger firmly on the pulse of the issues of the day. These far-right poison pushers for profit can't be allowed to interfere with our children. Clearly the Labour Party are the only ones who can be entrusted with the safety of children in this Thatcherite hellhole. Let the revolutionary work of a thousand glorious centuries commence!

FOOKIN YEW GOT YA BLEWDY REDBULL LOISCENCE? YA MONSTER LOISCENCE? FOOKING SHOW ME I DONT FINK YEW HAV ONE YOU LITTLE KIPPER

>>514806599
Yeah, like how the esports trophy goes to the most improved who defeated their demons.

>>514806284 (OP)
>the predictable cries of nanny state
It's gonna be funny when the British are allowed to own guns.

>>514806284 (OP)
So, he allows the raping of tens of thousands English white girls trying to hide the news....yet to protect the kids he wants to ban energy drinks.

This motherfucker is the puppet of Soros and he is just another mediocre and traitor.

>>514806599
There are only so many ways to select leadership. Voting, war, politics, business, heredity (and even that is generally based on war or business somewhere down the line).

They all have pros and cons. You will get some good leaders occassionally through all of them. War is probably the best one though all things considered. You have to ask the question whether the process is worth the result though.

>>514806703
because he's an addict and so is every morning coffee drinker even if they don't know it.

t. wakes up at 7am every morning no matter if i was awake until 5am just to get that hit.

I wanna kill that piece of shit. He should have a bullet in his brain juts like every other disgusting Brit that supports shit like this.

>>514806284 (OP)
>I won't shy away from protecting kids...!
>...err well except from rape gangs lol!

WHEN WE PROMISE STRONG ACTION, WE DELIVER

For anyone who isn't aware, most shops here haven't sold energy drinks to under 16s for a decade or more anyway.

>>514807429
Pakistan is white tho. You must mean Indians

>>514806284 (OP)
>you will own nothing and you will be bloody happy

>>514806284 (OP)
i'd say i hated this cunt but he made hating people a criminal offense with a 3 year jail term

>>514811250
TIL Keir Starmer is American

>>514807567
>sparkling water.
Acidic because of H2CO3

>>514806284 (OP)
Was this really a problem people were complaining about? Were kids showing up to class spazzed out on caffeine to the point that it disrupted the learning process? Or is this just a cover for nogs and browns spazzing out and they're blaming it on caffeine.

>>514806284 (OP)
based, now ban coffee then tea in bongland

>>514806284 (OP)
>we have to protect the kids!
>...no, not from the rape gangs... t-the energy drinks........

>>514806284 (OP)
No you cant drink this

Oh boy
Here comes the predictable cries of a nanny state

lol

Bongs are fucking idiots