Thread 514813994

>500k men are playing this video game right now
>0 men join the revolution to overthrow the tyrants in their local area

What the actual fuck?

>>514813994 (OP)
There's no revolution to join in my local area and I don't have enough reason to start one.

>>514813994 (OP)
white men would play a game where they would overthrow the government and save their people rather than do anything in real life

>>514813994 (OP)
0 includes you too fag, go do something if you're so great

Hollow Knight was a 10/10 game.
Hopefully this one is as good.
At the very least we got some really good porn out of it.

>>514813994 (OP)
lol what kids game is that? I'm playing counterstrike nigga, fuk u

>>514814444
I dropped Hollow Knight. It was pretty boring. Not a fan of platformers I guess.

>>514813994 (OP)
We are training on vidya

>>514814497
If you don't like Metroidvanias, that's fair.
It's one of my favourite genres. I'm actually playing one of the 3D equivalents right now (DS3).

>>514813994 (OP)
shut up you hypocrite cunt.
bread and circuses have been replaced with tendies and video games.

>>514814444
Never even tried it.
I don't like bugs.

>>514814693
Some bugs are really cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qkzwG2lLPc

What revolution? Nobody is ever going to do anything.

>>514813994 (OP)
whats in it for me

>the silkfaggot-spammery shillfaggotry is due to poolacks
It all makes sense.

>>514814785
GENOCIDE THEM ALL

>>514814355
i am a white man and i do this

>>514814444
It could have been a good game but the atmosphere fucking is garbage tier...sad gloomy bug world, boring as fuck. the game literally sucks the fun out of you

>>514813994 (OP)
It's because the entire globe seems to be in a word fugue state where people just do random shit because someone else did it, which isn't unique, but it is unique that people are actively altering their behavior to do things they WOULDN'T do, because others are doing it. I'm essence, the game is hype enough that people who wouldn't touch this game, are touching it. Been seeing this more since covid...

>>514813994 (OP)
Waiting to see how gay it is. You already know its gonna be gay, its just how in uour face with it itll be.

>>514813994 (OP)
How many of us are on 4channel instead? Statistics isn't a science, btw.

>>514814905
The atmosphere being lonely and spooky is one of the key parts of the genre and has been since inception.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1sTdewueiY

>>514813994 (OP)
AC is running and the fridge is full, I got 99 problems but a tyrant ain't one.

>>514814905
that's the point of the lore dude; it's a dilapidated and ruined kingdom

it's not a happy-go-lucky game you fucking casual cockmilking freak

>>514813994 (OP)
overthrowing your government almost always leads to disaster. in the case of the EU they're well on their way to failing better to just chill for a while

>>514815107
>ALL GAMES MUST BE CANDY CRUSH
>WHY AREN'T PEOPLE LAUGHING MORE IN THIS HORROR FILM!?

>>514813994 (OP)
Revolutions only happen when people can't buy food anymore.

>>514814355
True for every race except niggers.

>>514813994 (OP)
I don’t like side-scrollers

>>514813994 (OP)
>vidya

>>514815053
yes any redditor can make a side scroller packed with headcanon specifically made to make the player sad, like every single side-scroller

what they lack in gameplay they make up for in feminine nonsense

every major side-scroller released in the past 10 years had a goal to make the player cry, it’s the genre for saddos

>>514815107
Sadness is a faggot emotion. If I am in the ruins of my civilization I want action packed revenge atmosphere, not crybaby boohoo muh ruins bitchboy atmosphere.

>>514813994 (OP)
What game?

>>514814444
>>514814579
I get that people enjoy different genres but goddamn, are platformers boring to (me)

>>514813994 (OP)
does anyone have a crack for this game?

>>514818568
It's not even an expensive game and it's indie. Just buy it.

>>514815344
best part of these threads is the mod moving them to /bant/ instead of /v/ lmao

>>514818568
There is no crack. GOG sells it DRM free with an installer. You can just copy it but don't be a bitch and pay. Thanks.

>>514813994 (OP)
Buy an ad shill

>>514813994 (OP)
>have $2000 pc
>see $20 game
>pirate it

>>514813994 (OP)
The fact that you're even asking means you don't understand normies OP. Fuck off, stop posting, and lurk until you do understand. People with a day one understanding of politics should not fucking post.

>>514818806
this, i don’t even know what we’re talking about here. also i don’t care.
just bumping an ad thread so everybody knows that this is what 4chan mods like to see as content here.

Panem et circenses

>>514818568
click get this torrent. hopefully you have torrent program if not get tixati

https://thepiratebay0.org/torrent/80402965/Hollow_Knight_Silksong-FLT

>>514816218
It's a metroidvania not a platformer you retarded ass zoom zoom.

>A new wave of Hornet porn is coming

Oh glorious day

>>514819701
Nigger

>>514813994 (OP)
>the revolution to overthrow the tyrants
Why would I fall for this Jewish trick? This is what they want.
I prefer to play a video game, which is another Jewish trick. This is what they want.
You are now seething, as there is no way out. This is what they want.

>>514814693
Yeah I've only been playing the new Helldivers update lately, shit goes so hard. The only good bug is a dead bug.

>>514813994 (OP)
It's a western game, and from australia. Don't financially support a country that is openly hostile to Japanese culture. I blacklist all western developers. Pirate it if you must play the goyslop.

>>514814444
Fecaloids will never be human

>>514814693
Its literally the greatest game created since Metroid Fusion.

I am a 35 year old man and playing Hollow Knight made me feel like a 15 year old eating cheetoes and playing Morrowind in my parents basement

>>514813994 (OP)
cope harder kike, you lost get over it

>>514813994 (OP) (You)
White bois are impotent, flaccid cowards who won’t do shit ever
99% of whites wore masks and got a jew cum vaccine for 2 years for a virus that didn’t even exist
By now in the 2020s you should know how low test white “men” are
All white bois can do is impotently whine online and donate millions of dollars to houseo druggies and tatted up single mum’s for saying nigger

>>514813994 (OP)
i am gonna goon to sexy bug girls

>>514822153
Not even close to being the best in its own genre.

Blasphemous is better. Looks way better too, makes Hollow Knight looks like a kids game

>>514813994 (OP)
Nice suicide mission, CIA retard.

>>514822445
I didnt say best in its genre i said best since 2004.

Fusion
Supermetroid
Castlevania
Kid Icarus
Monty on the Run

Are probably better. But they are all pre 2004. If you know a post 2004 game that is superior i would love to try it out.

>>514813994 (OP)
because you're the tyrant, dumbass

>>514822607
I heard the 2nd one is really easy and tamed down

>>514813994 (OP)
troon game for faggots getting shilled on overdrive, now I know the devs are activefags because only niggers in the loop bother shilling on here in such a surgical manner
Fuck their faggot tranny game for kids, I'm sticking to my early 2000's rts, late 2010's paradox games and kickboxing
Fuck you hollow knigger devs.

>>514813994 (OP)
All platformers are garbage

>>514815269
Ah, a newfag.

>>514813994 (OP)
boot lickers strengthen the government and disarmed the population
so i say let tyranny reign and oppression over take the land

once everyone is fed up, then the gamers will rise up.

>>514822700
Bloodstained Ritual of the Night is leagues better than hollow knight. And it's not western like hollow knight.

>>514822888
Its closer to zelda or metroid than something like Mario.

It involves exploration, plot twists and acquiring items to unlock new regions and characters. Its much closer to metroid

>>514822828
I would say the difficulty is on par with the first, which wasn't that hard to begin with
Blasphemous is more of a nod to Castlevania than Super Metroid so the ''difficulty'' is finding all the secrets and items
It's lighter in tone, less edgy, but still looks nice.

>>514818865
Absolute chad right here.

>>514822607
That game aesthetics fucks hard.

I don't have the fortitude nor the resources to play politics in the real world. Realistically there is literally nothing I could do to make any sort of impact on scale that actually matters. So I'm not even going to try. I'm not an arm chair activist either I know my voice carries no weight.

>>514818568
Don't pay for this tranny bullshit. You can find websites in the r/piracy megathread.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Piracy/wiki/megathread/games/

I like anker games, they already got it

>>514813994 (OP)
revolution? which revolution?

>>514813994 (OP)
/v/
faggot

>>514813994 (OP)
Stop playing video games
Stop playing pretend
Stop running away from reality
Stop consuming slop

>>514818568
It got cracked in a few hours. by cracked it was on DRM free gog so you have repackaged torrents almost immediately.

>>514813994 (OP)
Idk why retards still make or play 2D games in 2025

>>514823150
Dónde pirateas, nigro??

>>514813994 (OP)
I'm not playing that shit. It's ugly, I like retro 8-bit and 16-bit style.

>>514823256
The game is $25
you dont need to pirate it, its 25 bucks.
the price of a papa johns pizza

>>514823758
Its literally 30-40 year olds peaked as kids in the 90's/00's, they stim off of sloppa shat out by other faggots with their age in their 30/40's thinking that indie games are "fun" (its just ageplayer uninteresting garbage, go play warcraft 3 instead faggot)

I say this as a zoom zoom that experienced everything in terms of gaming more or less that was in the 90's due to economic delay in the region as well as the 2000's as I was chronically online since a very young age.
Basically all indiefags are pumped full of estrogens and mediocre/easy lives and it reflects in their taste of distraction/stimming

>>514813994 (OP)
Which revolution? I don't see anything.

>>514813994 (OP)
Game looks gay
Play Helldivers instead

Overrated Reddit meme game. If you want a good metroidvania or platformer then go play I Wanna Be The Guy and I Wanna Kill The Guy. They're free and much better than Hollow Reddit. I even prefer Bloodstained over that boring crap. Heck why not Cave Story and the old ass Mario games on GBA?

>>514813994 (OP)
Why would 500k people still be playing that? Didn't it come out in the early 2010s?

>>514824156
Based FFXV chad

>>514823758
This has something to do with the immersion, which is so good these days that the realism makes our brains think it's true. Which makes the game no longer a game.

>>514814444
What's do good about it? Isn't it just another side scroller metroidvania game?

>>514813994 (OP)
>playing a game is easier than getting shot
HOLY FUCK THIS ANON IS A GENIUS
A TRUE DEEP THINKER

>>514824103
Pizza=good
Adults too excited for cartoons=not my thing

>>514813994 (OP)
I've just completed two OSINT operations to destroy hohol military production in the Ukraine.

Can a man get some rest in a stupid video game?

>>514813994 (OP)
Well pretty sure that half of them voted against Blumpft, chuddie

>>514821800
been using dauphong/fitgirl for years, you're probably zoomer afraid of false positives. get filtered cunt

>>514813994 (OP)
>>514814355
You do it in real life, you get called a nazi chud and thrown in prison for life by some police officer who barely speaks English, and women give you no puss

Everything has a time and a place
You need to wait until even the women are fed up with the government, and your neighbors aren't willing to rat you out to the feds

>>514818806
Bump :)

>>514823845
Pues anon, I'm being a neggro to myself and havent enjoyed a game in a few years sadly. Anons already said a few places up there.
Fuck latinas for me hermanegro. I got my knee nuked but back in the day I drank from the finest latina germanic genetic coños. Canarias women are absolute gold.

>>514813994 (OP)
This game is one of the most cocksucked astroturfed products of thr decade. It's gotten that bad that even the name of the game is cringe.
Fuck you lefties, zoomers, egirls, and weeb niggers who play this "heckin epic cutesy vidya" shit.

>>514824103
I'll rather buy the pizza and play the game for free, only after playing it full I may consider buying it BUT only if turns out a masterpiece else I'll buy another pizza instead

>>514813994 (OP)
You faggots have no patience and yet no will to do anything yourself. Give it time and air, the fuel is already set, we can tell and have told the government what is wrong and they don't do anything, or they make it worse. The governments themselves are failing. Budgetary issues will affect their foot soldiers, their pay, their morale, their willingness to show up at all. The entirety of the west is wobbling and the floor is lined with starving opportunists. The heat will be cranked higher and eventually something will break leading to endless dominoes until the state cannot provide basic services, they cannot solve murders because it takes between 3 & 30 hours to respond to a call if at all, currency becomes useless and trades are done by the pound or straight barter and alternative currencies. Then and only then will you see groups filling the power vacuum reluctantly and you'll still bitch because they won't be your flavor of politics or morality but solely as an observer what can you do? It has to get worse before it gets worse. It will amount to depopulation when its said and done. Purists believing law will be swiftly reinstated don't know hunger, disease or war as it is in the modern age, they don't understand scarcity. How many years worth of antibiotics do you have? If less than two for an individual you should be thanking Christ every single day that revolution isn't at your doorstep. But it is coming, no one in power has the means to stop it just as they can't balance a budget. Their system relies on no one choosing to overpower 5'3" girl bosses and 7' chainlink fences, not withdrawing every thing from their banks en masse. There aren't enough cops or soldiers in any country to win against a popular uprising and some of them know the system is bullshit, rich old vampires sucking the young until it is no longer sustainable.

>>514813994 (OP)
Modern "men" are troons
That's why they voted for the orange pedo
They feel shame so they project and lash out in pathetic ways

>>514814579
Sixth prequel to ds9 rolf

>>514813994 (OP)
What game?

>>514824766
Your country is named Herzeg Goblina (the duke's goblina) i can not trust you

You don't just "join the revolution in your local area" that makes no sense and isn't how revolution works.

Revolution is a dedicated, well-organized mass movement. You will be labeled as an extremist by the government.

Are you actually willing to risk getting fired, going to prison, or getting killed to oppose the zionist government?

My career has been utterly destroyed because of it, am threatened with prison and death by the state.

In the American Revolution, they fought full scale battles against armies and secured bases.

It also took ten years of religious preaching just to mobilize 3% of the population.

That 3% was enough to win the revolution. You have to be realistic.

>>514813994 (OP)
You can't overthrow politicians nowadays. It's over. And your little sacrifice will be forgotten in 5 minutes.

>>514824451
What the fuck are you talking about, are you retarded?

>>514814355
I try to join my country's version of the Hitler Youth and all of these new political organizations after the 90's require phone numbers, emails, credit cards etc. and I'm just not going to buy into the beast system so easily, I'm still a lumpenprole cave man using cash in 2025

>>514813994 (OP)
War isn't our business. If you want war you can volunteer for either side in the Donbass

>>514824366
>cave story
Kero Blaster is by the same guy and it was better than hollow knight.

>>514813994 (OP)
>TMW you fight through every difficult boss fight only for Hornet to tell you "git gud" during the last boss fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEI4-c9x1C4

>>514813994 (OP)
This means 500'000 paid FULL PRICE €20 on Steam. Why not get in on GamePass for basically nought?

>>514813994 (OP)
You are NOT ALLOWED to have hobbies.
They are DEGENERATE and søy.
You should be isolated and miserable.
You should be listening to your local feds for instructions.

>>514813994 (OP)
This game's entire fanbase is redditors. They'd be useless as anything other than human shields in a revolution

>>514813994 (OP)
500k? thats undershooting it by a lot.

There is most likely millions of men around the planet at any given time.

>>514814355
Popular revolutions being successful are not a thing, if (You) revolted in philipines you would have to go bitch to either China or Washington

>>514814444
it's literal woke slop you reddit nigger. leave immediately.

>>514828160
i played the first game and couldnt even get past the first level out of boredom. its a reddit game because its cute and quirky with a heckin awesome subversive story

>>514814267
there is your just on the side off pedofascist totalitarian dictator's like smegmold simp RELEADE THE FUCKING FILES

>>514813994 (OP)
I don't get it. I like games, but this game looks like every other platformer on Steam. Why is everyone playing it?

>>514813994 (OP)
I tried it now. It seems meh. Uninstalled after 15 minutes.

>>514826115
You got something against our duke fucking your tiny latina goblina?

>>514828969
Its a spiritual successor to metroid Fusion/dread. It plays the same as these AAA titles with a production team of 4 blokes.

If you like the 2D metroids like Fusion and Super metroid you will love hollow knight

>>514829225
Huh.. Alright.

I'm busy playing actual KINO.

>>514813994 (OP)
>NOOO WHY AREN'T MEN JOINING MY HONEYPOT

How does it compare to pic related?

>>514813994 (OP)
Bug pussy.

>>514813994 (OP)
I'm not playing this game, this creature doesn't click to me. Souls like = homosexual because of BDSM mindset. I won't even pirate this shit.

>>514829225
Buy an ad.

>>514830340
>BDSM mindset
wut

>>514830039
Now that's trvekino

>>514813994 (OP)
irl hard

>>514813994 (OP)
>muhh video GOYmes
KYS you impotent cucks

>>514825137
Look at this fucking leaf use his brain

>>514813994 (OP)
i didn´t buy it because i don´t like the insect theme.
if it was another themed game i could go.
i never liked the game design, maybe the game is good.

>>514813994 (OP)
why is this game so hyped? who gives a shit

>>514824156
i am playing it too, FFXV really bring that 90s vibe.
i wished that the game engine was better.

>>514822935
>this faggot still plays commander keen

>>514834389
Atmosphere.

>>514813994 (OP)
>confusing layout
>scarce checkpoints
>you have to runback everytime you die
yeah I am good

>>514813994 (OP)
Where is this "resistance" you speak of? The closest thing here in Australia is the NSN and they're only active in Victoria.

>>514824495
>Isn't it just another side scroller metroidvania game?

Yeah... cause these types of games are just a Diamond Dozen

>>514835947
OPs id is glowing, albeit a mustardy green glow

>>514824495
Good visuals, good music, tight controls, lots of possible builds, great bosses, legendary difficulty.

>>514813994 (OP)
blasphemous was better

>>514813994 (OP)
>tyrants in their local area
Sorry, I'm too busy responding to all the cougars in my local area ads to care about the tyrants in my local area ads

>>514813994 (OP)
yeah i should buy it on steam
thx for the reminder, faggot
>Video games are degenerate
>Having fun is degenerate
>Real aryan men pick up sticks and watch paint dry
>stop doing things you enjoy
>just be a working drone and raise Tyrone's child like a real man

>>514813994 (OP)
>You should be like every mature adult: glued to their phone doomscrolling TikTok brainrot instead