Thread 514824198

Pajeets have infiltrated both Marvel and Hasbro. Now our culture will be Indian culture.

>>514824198 (OP)
I dunno hat is hasbro but for once I welcome them in Marvel. I am tired of this jew tainted crapertainment

>>514824198 (OP)
Also, his web shouldbe brown, iykwim

>>514824198 (OP)
his name is India??

SpiderJeet
SpiderJeet
Slings on a web and shits on the street
Does he bathe or does he fly
Weaker than the average man despite being a spider guy

Spiderjeet Spiderjeet
webs are made out of linen it's no secret
he owns 50 start up companies
despite this he can't even clean up his own country

watch out
here comes the spider jeeet

>hasbro
>hassenfeld brothers
We already had an entire set devoted to india

>>514826010
that's fine, because that's a jeet world. but turning an all american hero into a jeet, and only a jeet, without Spiderman (insert country) is a subtle infiltration. Perhaps I'm paranoid and they'll add the other countries later, but I digress. When is there a Jeet Spiderman popular enough to warrant their own card. he got revealed before Mary Jane

They also have Miles the Blackspiderman to defend themselves too

>>514824198 (OP)
With great power comes great street shitting

>>514824198 (OP)
they're just like us!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I1EOWNsbnLw

>>514826814
my stinky senses are tingling

>>514826010
>even base-bitch indian girls look better than this uglified slop
How does this man have so much cultural impact?

>>514824198 (OP)

Fuuuuuuuuuuu

>>514824198 (OP)
> It's real.

>>514824198 (OP)
thats just some dood who got sick of stepping in shit

>>514826010
Also they renamed that because kala means black in indian. Seriously. Wizards has Sweet Baby inc. people making shit up to justify their jobs, it's a mess.

>>514825485
Saved for posterity.

>>514825485
Spiderjeet would unironically use his oowers to rape

>>514824198 (OP)
That's fine because now this is Shiva.

I'll handle this.

>>514831165

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu lmao.

>>514831165

Op is a green and white creature…you bloody bastard.

>>514831442
>the only time jeets can be called white is when it's in magic the gathering

>>514824198 (OP)

This isn’t a real MTG is it?

>>514831550

Dear god! Please no! Not like this!

>>514830761
Historically accurate DESU

>>514824198 (OP)
>>514831165
>>514831503
Just noticed the MTG symbol for white creatures looks suspiciously close to a sonnenrad

>>514831550
Whoops had a weird artifact in the artwork

>>514829116
Underrated

What am I supposed to do now? Just wait for creatures to die?

Anons…should I declare an attack?

>>514832240

Why my 4 4 for 5 mana is better…

>>514824198 (OP)

Get fucked.

https://youtu.be/Pti5wYPXMmg

Universe Beyond is cancer, and even WotC knows it.
Real players hate it, whale fanboys just look like cringe annoying faggots when the play their IP themed doesn't-even-look-like-a-MTG-card-anymore-with-all-these-alt-art-styles-and-unreadable-secret lair-cards decks and they drive people away from playing IRL at stores, and it doesn't just "make WotC look like a bunch of greedy money hungry jews", it actual proves anyone who's ever thought or said that out to be right.
I just want to play MTG, not have to look at final fagtasy and animu-alt-art shit being every commander now (because when the idiots who are in charge of the sets, design and make these UB cards, they make them OP or broken, all to scale to how they feel they should be in relation to their IP universe's powerlevel. So you get these cards that are both unique in that they doing a bunch of things that you aren't normally doing in MTG (like take this card for example, how the fuck to you make the equivalent of "spider man" in MTG? Should he have flying (technically not, because he just uses a web attached to a building to move through the air) or just reach like all spiders in the MTG universe? He can sling webs to stop enemies, so that's kinda like stun counters, but those are too weak compared to spider man's webs? How do you scale being able to climb up walls like a spider in MTG? Give him "can't be blocked by walls"? Well that's kinda lame and underpowered for the great Spider Man (tm), so you could now imagine the set designer giving him "can't be blocked and gains haste if the opponent controls an artifact (as buildings are manmade)" and a unique "super web catapult" ability, where he gets "while being declared as an attacker, discard any amount of cards- for each card discarded this way The Amazing Spider-Man gets +2/+2, your choice of flying, trample, vigilance, or first strike, and tap one of your opponent's creature and put a web counter on it (during your opponent's upkeep, they can choose

Slavic Spider Man in an Adidas tracksuit and a handle of vodka would be based

>>514824198 (OP)
Does that mean he shoots out brown silk from his wrists?

can choose to pay 2 colorless to untap it, otherwise it remains tapped)", and presto after doing that to every super-powered near-godlike character in an IP, you now have a bunch of OP one off cards that were in a small set and kind of worked when contained to only that set's cards, but are now OP staples when combined with other cards and are now used in every deck of a certain format (and don't give me that "they play test" shit; when they dropped foundations last year, there were three cards that could be found in that set alone, to cause a two card life-drain-win combo. They aren't fucking play testing like they used to anymore. Broken and OP shit gets through all the time. At least Haughty Djinn is no longer standard legal.), and they are usually way under costed for their OP effects, because they're the big bad or a main protag, and/or need to be the sets modern/vintage/legacy current-flavor-of-the-quarter-breaking chase mythic) as now the new legendary cards are OP and such swiss-army-like in their unique abilities that of course the new meta is going to be to run them all as commanders; and worse, every single higher tier standard deck now having that UB shit in them (Great, you could have kept it just to legacy and vintage; but that draw for more coin was too much. Now you've made standard, one of your staple formats, even worse and at risk of stagnating as players totally leave it. Don't say I didn't warn ya: Greedy; Deep).
Welp, since this shit is now here to stay until MTG's/WotC's death, I guess here's to seeing Barney & Friends, The Room, Custer's Revenge, Downton Abbey, Tetris, American Dad, The Emerald Tablets of Toth, Leisure Suit Larry, and GWAR for 2028's UB drop.

>>514824198 (OP)
they also made spider pakistan, and yes that's official AI slop

>>514824198 (OP)
That is real cool and all, but where is the list?

Does he poop in the air like a pigeon?

>>514833554

This is now a Jeffrey Epstein thread.

>>514824198 (OP)
enjoy

>>514824198 (OP)
more browns

>>514824198 (OP)
blm

>>514824198 (OP)
you kids like niggers don't ya?

Also WotC, what ever happened to eventually making every UB card having an in MTG universe equivalent? That actually made sense and was the only thing about this UB bs that players really supported, if it couldn't go away entirely. Seems like you guys stopped that shit pretty early on, probably because going back and reprinting cards to now take slots in sets was "calculated" to have "cost too much" and would have ultimately hindered your ability to keep pumping the total number of new cards out to keep the power creep slowly rising to force more people for buy the new OP cards. Typical greed-blinded lying kikes. You knew a good portion of your customers wouldn't have liked what you were doing and what your real plans were for UB (before it was relegated to secret lairs and once-a -year releases that weren't any format legal other than vintage and legacy; now it's every month has multiple IP secret lairs, there' a UB full 200 card set release almost every quarter, and they are now standard legal. When are we going to reach the point where the UB release is just the MTG main story? Are fucking Plankton and Megatron going to help Jace and Pooh Bear fight Nicol Bolas and Hector Salamanca in the Shadow Realm (yes, you greedy and unoriginal kikes would stoop so low to use the yugioh world for your own story's setting, in a not so distant future, at this rate)), so you told them all a nice conciliatory lie to get them to begrudgingly accept while it thinking it would be so bad, all when you really had no intentions of really honoring it in the future once the change was complete.

I like squirrel decks.

Also TKD.

>>514825485
FUCKING KEK.

>>514834395
>>514833329
>>514833002

We’re mad and we’re not going to take it.

>>514834395
You are sperging out over a company whose business model boils down to printing cards that people want to buy. If you don't like it, print your own cards.
Oh wait, that is what people were doing, which led to the UB cards becoming a thing.

WotC needs to slow the fuck down and realize that they are debasing their own currency.

Or I guess that was the point.

You Kathleen Kennedys.

TKD. load up the trains.

>>514824198 (OP)
This dude has been around for a decade.
His name is Pavitr Pabakaar.
lol

>>514824198 (OP)
Does he shit as he web slings?

>>514835029
Now that's real Magic: the Gathering

>>514824198 (OP)
MTG has been a powercrept shitshow for well over a decade and it's only accelerating. All the power spikes and brand tie-ins feels like a live service videogame, and not a good one. I picked the game back up during Khans for a bit and was surprised by the value inflation. I stopped after Amonkhet and only poked my head back in a few months back. Shit's unrecognizable now even compared to Khans let alone Invasion or Nemesis or Antiquities.

>>514835423

I see what you did there.

>>514825194
The Indian sets should have additional brown mana which is the poop emoji, and maybe pink mana which is for sex majick.

Old dynamic: infect
New dynamics:
Cholera
Like infect, but can tap infected creatures for brown mana, and each creature gets a -1/-1 counter per turn. Many poop slinging shenanigans possible.

Syphilis could work kind of like cholera but for pink mana.
Gang rape:
Tap x+1 creatures you control and put a -1/-1 counter on each of them: add X pink mana to your mana pool.

Trash lands.
Artifact land
I feel like these could be useful somehow, like attackers lose life but so do you.

>>514834735
No nigger, I am making a public post to call out a company that famously doesn't give a shit about what 90% of the player base (whom those others in the 10% would call "the poors") thinks, because it was first captured by lib nigger-lovers faggots-of-all-flavors (who purposely made cards to inflame their base, to self-insert themselves into card art, and to literally spread agendas through cardstock; all done to spite the OG white makes who made the game and who supported by playing it in their childhoods and formative years, and as "shows of solidarity" to the various sacred cow leftist subgroups), and it is now captured by made-their-money-through-ruining-people's-lives-with-(probably)-glownigger-research-to-be-weaponizedily-addicting-mobile-games slaver super kikes.

>muh people want it, that's why they make it
No, they don't.
There is a relatively small, small group of people that are spending an outrageous amount of money on these secret lairs and UB cards, and it's probably one to one the same people who are genetically related to the money printers and/or have a stake in the surveillance state and silicon valley shit, to have that much free money in this purposely-being-made-terrible-to-force-people-into-neo-serfdom-economy, to "invest" in collector cardstock and spend thousands each month for multiples of every secret liar in normal and foil.
I mean, come on, take "the one ring", for example. Where the fuck did that ultimately end up? Just a coincidence, that the guy who spent money to have a secret lair of himself made, gets to own a "piece of serialized magic the gathering history"?
No, you fucking disingenuous twat.
All this shit is being made for those who are richers, and those who literally pay wizards to make card so they can shill their nepotistic "artist" careers, or to get their IPs into a hobby that they like (at the detriment of everyone now having to see it while they play; where those players had no say)

>>514834735
And the biggest problem is, none of this shit helps the state and health of the game.
It purposely causes conflict and drives people out.
On "paper", MTG and WotC may still be making money and the company may be looking great. But if 80% of your purchases are by 1% of the player base, and that base is leaving altogether, or no longer playing in stores and introducing new people to generate a stable real player base, eventually MTG as a tabletop game is going to die and might as well just be a less prestigious form of art collecting.

>>514824198 (OP)
Is he wearing sneakers so he doesn't get shit on his costume?

Does he dodge the jagganath when the urge to get under its wheels comes calling

WotC just needs to hurry up and make a Evangelion themed UB so I can blow all my money on it before this sithole collapses

I got summoned here for this pedophile blackmail shit show.

Maybe you cucks just like it this way?

TimeLIME:
>1972 – 1974: Jeffrey Epstein does 2 years of college and then drops out.
>1974 – 1976: 20 year old, college dropout, Jeffrey Epstein is hired to be a math teacher at Dalton (Prestigious School in New York City) by Donald Barr the father of William Barr (Trumps Attorney General who would later oversee Epsteins Case and ultimate Death in 2019.)
>1976 – 1980: Jeffrey Epstein gets fired from his job as a Teacher and gets hired at the Investment Bank “Bear Stearns” where he helps clients achieve “Tax Advantageous Transactions” (hides their money for them), until finally Jeffrey Epstein is fired from this job as well for SEC violations.
>1981: Epstein just recently fired from his job hiding money for clients at Bear Stearns is suddenly flying around the world in private jets with Douglas Leese a big time arms broker who brokered the largest arms deal in UK history (The Al-Yamama Arms Deal). Jeffrey Epstein has been hired as the “money man” to help grease the wheels and get arms deals signed for some of the largest companies on the planet.
>1981 – 1986: Douglas Leese introduces Jeffrey Epstein to Adnan Khashoggi an arms dealer and key player in the Iran-Contra scandal, Epstein begins telling people that he is an “Intelligence Agent” and becomes involved in the Iran-Contra scandal in which US weapons were sold to Iran through Israel to fund a secret war in Nicaragua.
>1986: Jeffrey Epstein is introduced to Les Wexner (Billionaire CEO of Victoria Secret and L Brands) through a mutal friend in Palm Beach.
>1986 – 1989: Jeffrey Epstein is intoroduced to Steven Hoffenberg and is paid $70,000 a month to “consult” for Towers Financial Corporation which would ultimately turn out to be one of the largest ponzi schemes in US history.
>1991: Les Wexner grants FULL POWER OF ATTORNEY to Jeffrey Epstein and Jeffrey Epstein becomes head of the Wexner Heritage Foundation, Epstein rakes in tens of millions in “fees” for his services to Wexner.

>>514824198 (OP)
Indian spider man would only target Muslims to rape and allow Hindu criminals to do their own rapey stuff lol

>>514824198 (OP)
Rename this card.

>1999 - 2000: Bill Clinton repeals Glass-Steagall and immediately Jeffrey Epstein founds a new company with the help of Bear Stearns (who owned 40%) called Liquid Funding a company that specializes in Callateralized Debt Obligations (CDOs) that had just become recently legal with the repeal of Glass-Steagall. CDO’s would later go on to become the cause of the 2008 Global Financial Crisis.
>2003: Jeffrey Epstein initiates a sale of a Hedge Fund owned by Bear Stearns known as “Highbridge Capital” to JP Morgan and Epstein is paid $15 Million (likely much more off the books) for “Advice”
>2005: First victim comes forward who alleges her 14 year old step-daughter was paid $300 to “strip and massage” Jeffrey Epstein. This eventually escalates into a full investigation by the FBI in 2006.
>2006: One month after the federal investigation began into Jeffrey Epstein he invests 57 Million dollars into a Hedge Fund owned by Bear Stearns that focused on CDO’s. In July of 2006 Alexander Acosta (Future Secretary of Labor under Donald Trumps first term) with the help of Alan Dershowitz (Trump Impeachment Lawyer in 2020) Jeffrey Epstein negotiates a sweetheart Plea Deal and a “Non-Prosecution Agreement”, the FBI investigation is dropped, and all Epstein has to do is register as a Sex Offender.
>2007: On April 18th, 2007 Jeffrey Epstein pulls out 57 Million that he had invested the Bear Stearns Hedge Fund the year prior. At the time, the fund had a leverage ratio of 17:1, which meant for every dollar invested at that hedge fund there were 17 dollars worth of debt, Epsteins 57 million would have been the equivalent of pulling out over $1 BILLION from the CDO market which was about to burst; this resulted in the collapse of the fund and the collapse of Bear Stearns itself only a few weeks later.

>>514824198 (OP)
>jeet spider man
>not changing web-slinging to poo-slinging
One job

>>514824198 (OP)
Spider-man
Spider-man
Shits wherever a spider can

>>514827230
how can you let yourself become that fat

>cast this spell
"Cast this smell" would be more accurate.

>>514827569
My favorite deck back in the day was based around this card

>>514831165
came here to post this. This is the only card that matters.

>>514842574
Yeah the discard deck. You had brain rot too right? Same card except discard 4. I actually played blue from that series. Playing against your deck was just basically a bunch of counter spells and misdirection spells. Or you die.

Frenopolis:
>>>/tg/96450424
https://youtu.be/oPoBUoagO_k

>>514842574

Yasss! Was it the Lightning Greaves / Cowardice infinite combo?!

>>514825194
Biologically accurate shit spinarettes

>>514824198 (OP)
Spider sar

>>514831550
>>514824198 (OP)
someone edit the photo so he's pooping

>>514843857

That is offensive. Now I’m going to kill white children.

>>514843959
Indian pop culture is very low quality.

>>514833554
Based

>>514833002
magic is fucking dead. I sold the last of my bulk rares and choice money cards cards last week after terra eternal spiked in value because they combo with fucking toph from avatar the last airbender.

I said it was over with the naked gays on the secret lair cards. I said it was over with walking dead. but this is it. it's actually fucking over. $900 booster boxes for the spiderman Magic the Gathering set is the final recession indicator.

if I ever want to play EDH again I will just buy 99% accurate proxies from the chinese for a buck each.

>>514845487

I stopped reading after naked gays…

Fuck this stupid thread.

>>514845487
HMU in dms!

>>514826010
Can you believe they call this posed to hell set racist now? lol

>>514824198 (OP)
> that's why i poo what i poo
> for my poople

>>514824198 (OP)
>spiderman india

He doesn't have a name?

Let me guess it's got "jeet" in it and they were scared of being racist.

>>514824198 (OP)
your culture is Jewish culture

can spiderjeet's crippling inferiority complex withstand SMUG BRAMHA?
find out in issue #2

>>514842489
how do you let the pyramids of giza happen
how do you allow a cathedral
by what negligence is a taj mahol constructed

>>514825485
Started good, but you could have done a lot better with the metre

braapman is from the bm universe therefore he does not help spiderjeet

spiderjeet can call upon the poovengers
including but not limited to
UNIRONIC MAN

THE BROWN SAMOSA

SHITRAGE

LOO DIVER

>>514825485
based
fuck jeets and fuck jews

>>514842489
Its not her choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH2eeBubhoo

Indian-Man, Indian-Man,
Does whatever an Indian can
Shits a turd, any size,
Catches diseases just like rats
Look Out!
Here comes the Indian-Man.

Does he smell?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive poop.
Can he shit in the street?
Take a look up ahead
Hey, there
There goes the Indian-Man.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a bobs and vagene
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Indian-Man, Indian-Man
Smelly neighborhood Indian-Man
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Curry is his reward.

To him, life is a great big call center
Wherever there's an old person to scam
You'll find the Indian-Man.

>>514825485
Meet Dr Octopoo

>>514829441
WotC is the most baffling retarded company of all time. MtG and D&D are both infinite money hacks but the Seattle faggots who run the company just hire unlimited trannies and somehow can't figure it out. Sold my collection for 20 grand earlier this year and got a down payment on a house so thanks WotC.

>>514834460
Squirrel will always be my favorite tribal deck

>>514824198 (OP)
>Our culture.
Jewish culture
Lee was born Stanley Martin Lieber on December 28, 1922, in Manhattan,[3] in the apartment of his Romanian-born Jewish immigrant parents, Celia (née Solomon) and Jack Lieber, at the corner of West 98th Street and West End Avenue.
>Our religion.
Jewish religion.

>Our land.
Native American land.

Anything left?

>>514849238
I love TMBG, hate jeets

Fuck you

except he would be stalking women and raping them. also those webs wouldn't stick to buildings because of all the dust.
FAIL

>>514825485
Based

>>514825485
lol lmao. Call center scammer by day, rooftop rapist by night

THE JAGANNATH

DURGA FELLOW

>>514824198 (OP)
This comic has never been more relevant than now. Change the skin color to brown and you are good to go

DEADRIVER

MOLESTOR X

CYPLOPS

the flush is also bm universe

>>514849788

Checked!
o/ Squirrel Supremacy

>>514850779
make one of MAD MAX

>>514825485
>Walking in the streets minding your own business
>Some guy in a retarded costume swings between the buildings while this song plays in the background
>Using his inertia to sprayshit all over the whole block including you
>Off to rape some girl in the distance
>Better buy his action figure quick

>>514852124

Whoaaaa lol.


You’re not invited to my Birthday party Latvia.

>>514825114
>hasbro
Sounds jewish

>>514824198 (OP)
This is a very old character from 2004

>>514824198 (OP)
Jeets are the biggest consoomers of capeshit so no wonder they would pander to them. Spiderman is to jeets what goku is to mexicans.

>>514824198 (OP)
Those kinds of shoes are not going to hold up very well to heavy physical activity.

>>514849280
Dr Octopiss

>>514824198 (OP)
>it's real
Because of course it is.
The humiliation rituals continue.

>>514833034
German Spiderman in an SS uniform, same flavor text.
>Für Mein Volk!

>>514824198 (OP)
ALL shall become India.

>>514835618
I started in 3rd edition aka revised. It's over. The fucking game is over. Cut off your collection and just play with what you have and pretend the game stopped at that point.

>>514856227
lmao. Thats Feces Alloyman tho.

>>514850198
KEK