Thread 514835098

Nah, he's just acting like a nigger keeping unkempt wild yard. Just mow the fucking grass it isn't hard if you aren't a nigger.

>>514835098 (OP)
LAND OF THE FREE

Weird this is my home town

>>514835175
he does what a fucking wants, kike

>>514835175
He said he trims his grass by hand, you bootlicking HOA nigger.

>>514835098 (OP)

CALL OUT THE NARCISSIST
CHANGING THOSE LAWS
SHAME THEM AND MAKE
THEM UNDERSTAND
HOW UNJUSTIFIABLE
DISCRIMINATION LET ALONE
UNCONSTITUTIONAL BULLYING IS

>>514835175
The grass looks cut to me.

>>514835175
grass looks clear fuckwit, they are sunflowers not grass

>>514835181
Free to obey.

>>514835098 (OP)
Become ungovernable

>>514835098 (OP)
Good thing of living in a shithole is no one cares what you do in your property. I have mangos, bananas, grapes, pears, papayas, watermelon, lemons , flowers and even corn sometimes.

>>514835175
grass looks mowed to me saaaaaar

>>514835098 (OP)
>preddit
>Missouri
>City
Go back retard then kys faggot

>>514835175
t. nigger that cannot identify living organisms

>>514835175
The cuckservative in his natural habitat, pissing himself as he bows to authority telling him what to grow on his own land. Bow a little lower and you can suck the dirt from the government's boot too you spineless retard.

>>514835175
I am a God fearing, Christ loving man but I hate people like you so much, I would cut your fucking neck ear to ear!

>grass
>sunflowers
what's next, collecting rain water?

>>514835098 (OP)
>"free" countries when you produce your own seed oils

>>514835198
Never acknowledge that shit, anon, this thread isn’t about sunflowers, it is gang stalking looking for confirmation you are noticing.

>>514835888
Illegal in Colorado.

>>514835450
nice! keep growing juan!

How's that freedom taste, baby rapists?

>>514835175
his law his well kept even among those sunflowers you blind cunt

He should build an indestructible insect mobile and go on a rampage.

>>514835175
>oy vey the lawn has flowers, thehr may even be an insect
I look forward to when this Boomer lawnism is gone. The correct approach is a properly cleared area around the home and by any conveyance (paths, driveways, by the road, etc) for obvious reasons. However, you tyrants are the cause of actual, genuine ecological destruction.

>>514835938
Thanks anon but if they're really paying attention they've probably noticed I nooooootice everything

>>514835175
>unkempt
God forbid the fucking grass doesn't receive a weekly crew cut.

>>514835257
>>514835331
>>514835389
>>514835673
>>514836022
>>514836042
>>514836055

Post picture of your wrist so we can see the color of your skin. Only shitskins have problems with HOAs and basic house maintenance

>>514836127
>memeflaggot

>>514836127
From a fucking memeflaggot, lmao

>>514835450
Your people need to stop believing the (((lie))) that life is better being a wage/rent slave for anglo kikes in the JewSA. It's not. There's a whole lot more to life than money. If you have land and family, never ever turn your back on them or give them up in pursuit of goy bucks.

>>514836127
>Only shitskins don't support Israel!
Same flag, same argument

>>514835098 (OP)
everyone there should start growing sunflowers on their front yard

>>514836223
you need goybucks for land and women

>>514835098 (OP)
Beautiful yard

>>514835175
Looks pretty kempt actually

>>514835175
Fuck off karen, it's his yard, not yours. If you want a sterile, monsanto sponsored lawn then go ahead, he probably won't be bitching about how you're killing the local flora, but leave other people the fuck alone

>>514835175
>circumcise the grass goy it looks better and its healthier that way
why are americans so obsessed with cutting and tips and both put together ?

>>514836320
L2adversepossession

>>514835098 (OP)
Sunflowers are awesome. Lots of bees and butterflies. Have a giant orb weaver strung up between two of them catching grasshoppers. Lots of shade and native song birds flying in and out of them to avoid the hawks and get some snacks.

>>514835175
>you vill cut ze grass of min.. *ahem* your property, you bill be ze happy

>>514836293
too shady in my front yard
I grow them in my back yard

>>514835098 (OP)
The war on sunflowers is a stain on this country's character.

A bird planted a sunflower for me in my artichoke bed
Would i end up in jail if i lived in that town?

>>514835175
sure boomer.

heres a fun nigger fact for you—there are more and more dei nigger nurses being hired every year by percentage at every hospital, doctor, and retirement home.

>>514836223
The funniest part is that a lot of people who leave for the us are not even poor.
Fuck some people actually SELL their shit like houses to get the money to leave. Even retarded rich people (by our standards) leave instead of making business here. Then they deported and loose a lot if not everything.
>>514836017
Excuse me rajesh but my name is pedro not juan.

>>514835175
This is the epitome of why I hate boomers. The lawn represents what boomers are. Useless space made to look orderly instead of having a purpose. To destroy natural growth in exchange for artificial esthetic. To conform to jewish companies instead of having a hobby other than watching television.
It is why I adopted kudzu bombing boomer areas and have my entire lawn being a garden. I hate you.

>>514835175
>Just mow the fucking grass
Lawns are for fags. That being said, anyone who is dumb enough to own a property with an HOA deserves to be bullied.

>>514835890
the sneed oil lobby gets another notch on their belt

>>514835175
MUH LAWN
he should build a bat roost to fuck with the HOA

>>514835098 (OP)
It does seem to be an excessive amount of flowers to me, but it's funny how the city keeps backing down because they know they'll lose if it goes to court.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCS2b-a9DX4

It's not an HOA issue, by the way, the city itself is coming after him.

>>514835181
This land is a pay to win server poorfag.

>>514835098 (OP)
I am so glad I left America. I hope it burns. Just leave the man be.

>>514836941
lawns help curb ticks because they prefer taller grass. that doesn't mean you have to go full nuclear with weedkiller and a single grass type though, just cut it short and let whatever's out there battle it out

>>514836941
Doesn't help, most cities have local ordinances still requiring you to cut the grass. The only escape is to buy a property that is under rural zoning.

oi m8 you got yeh sunflower loicence?

>>514837147
Once someone says HOA in a pol thread the eurofags tunnel vision hard on it.

>>514837147
>the city itself is coming after him
And who do you think lobbied the city?

>>514835098 (OP)
Be a shame if someone put Round Up in a super soaker and did a drive by in Minecraft

>>514837263
Some cunt.

>>514835098 (OP)
What's up with the US government telling people what their yard needs to look like?

>>514837306
Roundup ready sunflowers, checkmate.

>>514837353
Oof!
Foiled by big agro again!
Curses!

Since OP didn't post link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCS2b-a9DX4

>>514835888
People willing to die over grass not being cut is peak US

>>514837347

this place is hell

>MISSOURI MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO GROW SUNFLOWERS

MISLEADING, QUIT LYING

>>514836127
>oy vey send us ya biometrics ta prove ya a white Lowa' case man!
You can go pound sand, kike (or kike hireling jeet.) My position is correct and explicitly is against the niggerism of complete unkempt messes, which hasids and jeets are quite found of. Indeed, the asinine HOA style ordinances are absurd as fuck and a waste of resources while also genuinely killing off entire ecosystems. It's bad enough that I have to filter my water because every bugman and Boomer sprays cancer fluid all over their 1mm grass. I will have, carefully managed, pollination strips set back and enjoy the fireflies.

>oy gavalt! ya frog cartoon is BAD
Apu Apustaja really bothers you fags, doesn't it. There must be a neurosis associated with this.

>>514835175
Fuck you bitch.

>>514837147
City governments are essentially where redditor moderators existing before the internet was a thing.

>>514835175
fpbp

>>514835098 (OP)
Typical republican state

>>514835198
;-)

perhaps he should purchase and modify a bulldozer about it

>>514835341
honestly thats the wild part
how the fuck do you keep grass that low with that many plants without EXTRENUOUS EFFORT

>>514835098 (OP)
The sunflower seeds contain Epstein lists

>>514837909
skill issue!

>>514837579
>MISSOURI MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR OWN PROPERTY
is that better faggot? land of the free my arse

>>514836293
Mommy didn't mean you scar you for life honey. Come on be a good boy and go to the dentist again

>>514835181
Get back to milking wife's bvll you fucking simp nigger.

I have a bird bath I fill like 2x a day but no feeder, that attracts vermin. But the birds they come in droves it's crazy. They know me and aren't even afraid. And they poop out sunflower seeds from other people who have bird feeders and I transplant them after they get a foot high or so and now I have like ten of them lol.

if i had to guess
they're probably attacking him because it looks like shit when it dies to winter temps

>>514838003
its not land of the Free, that's a misprint. It is land of the Fee.

If I forget to fill the bird bath the birds will fly to my office, which is only a few blocks from my home, and just perch and stare at me.

>>514835175
American boomer lawn autism.

>>514837263
His home is clearly not located in a subdivision. I sincerely doubt there is an HOA, he probably would have mentioned that since they would have notified and then fined him for the violation before moving to get the city to act.
It probably is just some jackass on the code enforcement team or a neighbor that doesn't like him.

>>514837014
The HOA fears the bat roost.

>>514835175
Imagine if boomers like you hated paying money to Israel as much as yellow flowers in a yard.
>blocks your path

>>514838693
AAAIIIEEEEE IS IS THAT WHITE CLOVER NOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

>>514838003
Missouri didn't do shit, the city of St. Peters did, on paper, except they haven't actually enforced any of it.

>>514838858
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SAVE ME MONSANTO

>>514835098 (OP)
This is the type of shit that only flyover faggots do.

It makes sense when you go there and realize the only form of entertainment is mowing grass, pissing off your neighbors, and fucking farm animals.

Its just one of many many things nobody talks about living in a small town. Nobody there can mind their own fucking business. I swear I feel less bothered living in LA surrounded by millions than I do in small towns like this.

>>514835098 (OP)
>Why don't Canadians want to be our 51st state?

>>514838492
HOA is rare, something like 1/2 of 1% of homes in the US are in HOA. Yet our shills assume we are stupid enough to think everything is HOA.

I live in rural PNW and my distant nearest neighbor hasn't been to their property in like 2 years, there is a blackberry cane that burst into their house and is growing inside. I mailed them about it but their mail isn't forwarded? LOL.

This is more typical in the US than HOAs.

>>514835098 (OP)
I live here and I threatened the "community development" agent and spent $5k on a privacy fence to be left alone, this area fucking sucks for shit like this, they act like the whole town is an HOA. Get sick and miss mowing your grass for two weeks and they start sticking shit on your door. We're starting to get those FLOCK plate cameras and that's a huge problem too.

>>514835098 (OP)
St. Charles County is full of NIMBYs
t. St. Louis fag

>>514835450
Yeah I have no idea where these types of laws are coming from, it's a sickness that appears to be spreading but it's totally legal to turn your yard into a garden or orchid as long as it isn't a conspicuous fire hazard for you and your neighborz, ie don't be a sloppy nigger

>>514837147
City Ordinance defines a weed as over x inches (i forgot the exact number) and NOT intentionally planted... so you can plant actual "weeds" and they will be in compliance by their own ordinance. I've had to fight these fuckheads in the past, they sent Mexicans to mow my grass in retaliation and I had to send them away - they were trying to cut my grass when I wasn't at home then send me the bill - the landscaping company says they usually only do this to abandoned properties which mine obviously isn't and I said yeah lol someone is mad at me.

>>514835175
Nigger sunflowers are food so they’re better than weeds.

>>514837157
pay to win games suck and never last long

>>514835098 (OP)
I like sun flowers, pretty flower,

>>514839516
Not on the eternal city ordinance boomer watch, you don't.
>sprays roundup and bills you for it

>>514835198
Kevin?

>>514839177
>Nigger sunflowers are food so they’re better than weeds.
Weeds (dandelions) are fucking food.
Level up White man.

Can he make his own sunflower oil with all these? Could save tens of dollars at the supermarket every year.

>>514839900
>Can he make his own sunflower oil with all these?
not to any appreciable scale. He would be better suited to collect seeds, and let game feed on them, killing the game.
Foods Oil (sunflower, olive, peanut etc) is a luxury commodity

>>514839852
>Dandelions are food!
>t. retards that never eat dandelions

>>514839852
I have a theory that dandelions were actually humanity's first crop, which is why they're everywhere humans have been

>>514835098 (OP)
Is this AI?
How in the fuck does he keep the grass trimmed around them?

>>514835175
you are the nigger, nigger, you can eat the seeds, nigger nigger

>>514840090
Dandelions aren't native to North America.
They were actually brought here as a food source for early colonists.

>>514840139
He cuts it by hand.

>>514840090
Olive oil and salt nigger, wtf are you on about? The broad leaves are literally salad. The Roots can be made into tea.

>>514840139
He trims it by hand.

>>514836293
The problem with sunflowers is next year everyone around him WILL be growing sunflowers whether they like it or not.

>>514840330
>POLICE?! YES THERE'S FLOWERS GROWING ON MY LAWN
top lol

>>514840330
>cut the head down and throw it away
>???
>no more sunflowers

Least niggerfied cities in America
Which one would you live in, anon?
Keep in mind that 0.45% niggers means that 1 out of 200 people is still a nigger.

>>514835450
Want a quiet neighbor?

>>514835098 (OP)
Jews fear the sunflower

>>514840330
That's what happens when you choose to live in a community.

>>514840330
Never has grown sunflowers
You Jew nigger

>>514840581
Nazi Germans didn’t ban sunflowers

>>514835175
I can't wait until boomer faggots die off and we can actually have living yards again.

>>514835098 (OP)
A municipality in Missouri is not Missouri. Brain rot clickbait. All fields.

>>514840779
It won't help. Even after boomer faggots die you would still have to get the people who replace them to do the work to repeal every local ordinance in the country, which won't happen.

>>514840679
Grew them in my garden, the next year the adjacent field was full of sunflowers...

>>514840889
That makes me sad.
I just want my yard to be full of diverse natural life like my parents and grandparents did, man.

Uhh, the sunflowers are supposed to face the sun, the fuck is going on there.

>>514835098 (OP)
Growing sunflowers is homosexual

>>514841373
It's just sadly, statistically improbable that we will ever be rid of these retarded laws. Even today there are tens of thousands of retarded laws and ordinances that are over 100 years old and exist all across the country. It's a struggle to even pass new laws that get popular attention.

>>514835175
I mow the grass for my boss and a few guys I work with, I’m screwing 2 of their wives, get into lawn maintenance you get to talk to wives all day.

>>514840330
>next year everyone around him WILL be growing sunflowers
The horror

>>514837263
If there was an HOA nobody would need to lobby anyone for action against him, an HOA can simply act and impose fines on its own.

Take the L, dumbass.

>>514836127
>Post picture of your wrist so we can see the color of your skin.
Says the fag posting with a meme flag
KYS

>>514835098 (OP)
Missouri pro Russian is it? Not letting a man grow the flower of Ukraine in solidarity

>>514839623
Ingatius?

>>514841562
If no one calls to complain, no enforcement will happen. These dumb laws will be on the books, but will become oddities and de facto legal.
>in b4 nuh uh!

I submit: pinball games were widely banned, illegal even for more than half a century in some places, but they routinely get overlooked unless someone had a bug up their ass.

>>514835175
No.
Your domesticated sheeple NPC suburb life is shit tier.

>>514835175
his yard not yours fag

>>514836428
>well heck goyim
>when I PERSONALLY think of someone
>MOWING THEIR LAWN
>know what i think of first? immediately?
>PENIS

i bet you do

>>514837235
I checked, looks like the max before they get agitated is 1 foot. Which is a bitch to actually mow without heavy duty mower stuff. Which makes sense, that is generally when they are mowing the communal grass on the roads and stuff. They let that crap get to 1-2 feet before they whack it, so can't be hypocrites and not mow their own shit to standard.

Never heard of a city/town going after anyone though. A full foot is like your ass is dead in the home and they need to get your rotting corpse out. That's like a full month of growth during peak summer with rains.

Anyway, no one is getting shot over 3" grass.

>>514835098 (OP)
>Blue county
>Blue policy
kek

>>514837347
Puritanical Moral Busybodies. It's a side effect of leftism - they want to dictate everything about how you do (You), as well as the gender of your kids. They tend to purity spiral, and that is how you get Karens like this.

Problem is no one properly calls these cunts out and takes moral offense at the petty crap they do. This would stop the fake purity spiral with actual purity, but that requires courage and fortitude, and the US killed that off in all our international wars.

>>514845478
>>514845673

>>514837263
Your mom.

>>514835098 (OP)
It's his property. Fuck the city. He's hurting no one.

>>514835098 (OP)
His yard doesn't look bad. I hate street parking monkey vermin cunts that store their vehicles on the street more than someone that doesn't mow.

>>514837232
>lawns help curb ticks
No. Opossums curb ticks.

>>514846048
Street parkers are actually in the wrong because the street is public property and those stupid assholes always manage to park on the side of the street right across someone else who parked on the side of the street turning it into a one-lane road.

>>514836127
What’s the point of buying a house if Jews are going to tell you how to live?

>>514835098 (OP)
I fucking love sunflower seeds

>>514835098 (OP)
Is it me, or does that actually look really nice? It’s clearly well maintained, the sunflowers are definitely pretty. I don’t see the problem.

>>514837306
Reported to Chitwood

>>514846210
This kind of thing has me straddling the middle line where I live and if I ever get pulled over for it, I'll point to the vehicles like that say "what the fuck am I supposed to do? Get super close to either of them to be legal so if a kid jumps out I've got zero chance to stop?"

Driving sux now.

>>514846512
It's looks great. I'd be glad to live next to him if that's the "worst" thing he ever does. He's being picked on because the system is set up for make-work for women, so his pursuit of happiness must be revoked so that *they* can be happy.
We live under anarcho-vaginy.

>>514835175
>nooo you have to just have the green rectangle because you just have to, ok?

>>514835175
If you want to dictate how his lawn looks you can buy it off him. That grove of sunflowers is superior to the shit most of you fat fucks have for a front garden.

>>514836293
wtf is this image that keeps getting reposted supposed to mean or imply

>>514847598
it's schizophrenia

>>514835198
Are they your sunflowers?

>>514847598
Vitamins K2+D3 repair teeth

>>514839020
>HOA is rare, something like 1/2 of 1% of homes in the US are in HOA. Yet our shills assume we are stupid enough to think everything is HOA.
It's ackshully 30% of Americans who live in an HOA. (This includes 18% in single family HOAs, 12% in condos.)
You don't know what you're talking about.

The majority of new single family homes are built with HOAs, 66% in 2022.
In fact my state of NC requires new houses in developments of 20 or more to have an HOA.


>>514839020
>This is more typical in the US than HOAs.
That's actually very uncommon outside of mostly abandoned areas.

Any up and coming area has boomer busybodies doing their best to make everything as shitty as possible.

Unkempt lawns / tall grass attracts pests which will spillover to other people's lawns. This nig is bringing in rats and snakes, no different than someone throwing garbage all over the place. Just behave.

>>514835175
Why are you like this?

>>514847808
HOAs are literally a blood curse on the land. You can't get rid of them.

>>514835198
Hide your power level

>>514847926
>nature is le bad because not pretty
Fuck off retard, only a brain dead faggot thinks literal nature to be garbage

>>514849181
You can’t even grow grass brown skin. Stay in your lane, which is making $5 an hour under the table picking up after me

anyone who is upset or offended by this lawn should be immediately drafted and sent to the front lines of whatever dumb fucking war we get into next regardless of age or gender

>>514849724
This poster rox^

>>514837232
o wow is this all about tick control? guess the city wont mind 20 chickens out in the yard then right?

>>514836469
This. I hope some stupid Boomer fuck gets their ass kicked for fucking with the sunflowers.
>>514840330
You're a jew, aren't you?

>>514835890

Seed oil is cancerous. How much oil from seed? Full of chems.

>>514847808
bullshit

>>514837574
>>514837347
I’ve lived around the world, and Canada and the US are hands down the most awful places I have ever been. The people have this absolute ghastly nasty culture, it’s jewish through and through, (most) americans are literal horrible people and their national sport is harassing eachother. This place is only good if you are very wealthy or female.

>>514839165
And there is no such thing as weeds proper. No taxonomic category. Weeds are just plants you don’t like where you don’t like the

>>514850971
You can literally just look this up faster than making that dumbass post.

>>514839020
You are a lying kike.

>>514838057
So you support this? Miga faggot. I hate you republican niggers more than Dems. Stupid nigger lovers

>>514851264
Personally I hold the stance that grass is a weed. All yards should be dandelions and red clover, with basil and mint.

>>514835098 (OP)
>missouri
nah, just that one gay town.

rape your eye sockets with a screwdriver.

>>514840378
Welcome to mutt fuckestan.

>>514847926
Found the kike who hates nature.

>>514840276
And the flowers can be made into a jelly

>>514835257
HOAs absolutely fascinating me. They come across as such a dichotomy of being the embodiment of the most American and un-American things to exist. What would the settlers make of it?

>>514835098 (OP)
thats it, i'm planting these!

>>514835098 (OP)
how does he keep the lawn so low with that many sunflowers impeding a mower?

>>514835175
Thats called tyranny. Also cutting grass and hedges is globohomo aristocratic fashion.

You should be able to plant wtvr the hell you want. Also its stupid to cut the grass, you should be planting fruits and vegetables wherever possible.

Americans are truly zogbots 4 ever.

>>514851278
that sounds like nonsense though. I barely know anyone who is in a HOA, unless you're talking about apartments or townhomes which I wouldn't really consider an HOA proper. As far as ACTUAL single family homes are concerned I don't believe any of that nonsense. NOBODY wants to buy a house house in a HOA, fucking NOBODY. So how the fuck does that raise the value of the home? complete nonsense. this is propaganda for real estate agents and developers.

>>514838057
>be amerimutt
>have cuckoldry fetish
many such cases

>>514835098 (OP)
Most mutts are truly disgusting, I feel bad for white americans.

>>514840546
Probably provo

>>514837147
I miss the day where you could do basically whatever, and the sheriff only intervened if the community around an individual was coming to a consensus that shit's gotta go. Otherwise, it was all self-managed. Deadwood style.

All this shit about fucking code-dweebs enforcing laws and regulations to the letter of the law makes me fucking choleric beyond measure.

>b-b-b-b-but muh slippery slope if we allow one person to do it everyone will do it

LEAVE IT TO THE FUCKING COMMUNITY. If Nobody else has an issue in the neighborhood, and it isn't causing problems, then LEAVE IT BE. FUCK.

>>514851714
maybe he lets hamsters roam free amongst the stems? solid question though anon.

>>514851785
>NOBODY wants to buy a house house in a HOA, fucking NOBODY. So how the fuck does that raise the value of the home?
A blood curse on the land doesn't need your input when 90% of houses sold have them. It's a monopoly so they get to determine the market.

>>514852012
I was able to find the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCS2b-a9DX4
turns out he has to trim it BY HAND, so as to not further incur the wrath of the city

>>514837909
He's an expert sythe mower but uses a karambit

>>514851404
Lots of grasses out there doing God’s work, anon, holding up beaches from erosion and sandstorms, filtering saltwater to fresh in estuaries, helping make parfaits from sugar cane, and punji pits to kill Zogbots in Vietnam. Don’t be so hard on grasses.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2TkI0LJkVAA&pp=ygUeQ3JpbWUgcGF5cyBib3RhbnkgZG9lc250IGdyYXNz

>>514852137
Sharp scythe > lawn mower

>>514851635
hang draw and quarter them

>>514835098 (OP)
Truly the land of the free

>>514852076
>I was able to find the video
That must have been hard, it certainly hasn't been posted in the thread multiple times already, and it absolutely isn't written in the OP image.
How did you hack your way into obtaining this info?

>>514852061
maybe that's why there are more empty homes rotting than there are lived in homes.

Bees love sunflowers.

>>514852278
I would never buy a house in an HoA. I told my realtor that was my primary condition. As far as I'm concerned having an HoA destroys the value of your property, it makes it worthless to me. I hope all of those stupid pieces of shit have their homes rot. Nothing more retarded than being able to curse the land itself in a way that the original owner could be dead for 100 years and you still are bound by his rules. That's the kind of shit you need an exorcism for.

Also, the best way to fuck with HOAs is to put up birdhouses for protected bird species, or bat roosts. They can't remove them once established.

>>514852487
I had an aunt that used to be a realtor 10 years ago and she used to say it was impossible to sell HoA homes so she didn't even bother with them. She mostly dealt with wealthy people too in a white christian area. I wonder if non-whites are buying up all these thinking home owners association is some kind of prestigious thing to be part of, lol.

>>514852250
>How did you hack your way into obtaining this info?
argies are much smarter than mutts.

>>514838858
> WHITE CLOVER

When I had a postage stamp lawn and a Rottweiler, I tried laying clover seeds mixed in grass seed and mud after she killed the lawn over the winter.

The boomer next door was seething,
Intentionally planting a weed….
But the clover held up all summer to a romping rottie and looked better than plain grass and it was out competing the grass seed mixed in and what was left of the old lawn, but boomers hate it like it’s virgina creeper or kudzu or Some other heinous shit.

I grew up in a neighborhood of steep hills, and tons of people terrace and clover/wildflower/ivy the part of their yard on a bad slope, and the clover and moss ones always held up much better than the ivy stuff that always takes over and goes where you don’t want it.

>>514836941
36 I've got everything but those hideous sandnigger sandals going on. For me it's tjmaxx clearance hurley or puma slides with long black socks and a case of natty light. Fuck niggers

>>514853267
Clover is another godly plant.
>WEEDS!
Just mow the shit it all looks the same after, Jesus Christ go have a stroke or something you old fucks. Anything that will disable you to keep you from coming outside to complain about plant growth.

>>514835888
>>514835973
even better are "storm water" fees...

>>514851785
>that sounds like nonsense though.

>I barely know anyone who is in a HOA, unless you're talking about apartments or townhomes which I wouldn't really consider an HOA proper.
Most are what you'd consider "HOA proper", but it does include condos as well.

>As far as ACTUAL single family homes are concerned I don't believe any of that nonsense.
Those are the official numbers.
>NOBODY wants to buy a house house in a HOA, fucking NOBODY.
About 60% of HOA residents would prefer not to live in an HOA.
But they'll compromise for other reasons.
Some states go heavy on HOA bullshit.
Florida and California have almost half the population in one.
Some states will barely have any.

>fucking NOBODY. So how the fuck does that raise the value of the home?
Keeps blacks out.
Also boomers like them because they are weird little freaks.
>this is propaganda for real estate agents and developers.
How does pretending a lot of HOAs exist benefit developers exactly?

>>514835175
>Just mow the fucking grass
They're sunflowers.

>>514853267
>>514853817
old seed mix had clover mixed in.
((they)) removed it and demonized it around the time round-up started becoming household standard. see, it killed the clover and upset the old timers.
>im starting to think agent [color] had a much deeper intent.

>>514835098 (OP)
Very southerner thing. I expect him to get arrested, sentenced by a stacked jury and then shot by the chain gang boss after eating 40 eggs.

>>514835198
you like to wear those stupid plain white tees and jeans we've been watching you

>>514835175
Cut the plants you goy!

>>514835098 (OP)
This is fucking gay. My grandmother's house looked like this out front and no one ever gave a shit in fact it looked lovely. Fuck Missouri and fuck HOAs. I chased another drive-by photo taking shitbird down yesterday taking pictures of my siding. Grass stains you cant even see. The next guy who gets sassy is getting pixelated on police activity. I've had enough of their shit

>>514835175
His grass looks very trim and pleasant.

Total HOA death.

>>514835175

That grass is trimmed you retarded piece of shit american

https://youtu.be/HCS2b-a9DX4

here's the video since op is a fag
totally normal and calm cool ordinary white dude slowly moving up the list from Well Now to Alright Bucko.
Let's hope he doesn't have to go full Killdozer (but sing praises and glory if he does)

>>514854795
It's not roundup you're thinking of, it's 2-4D and Dicamba and AFAIK as opposed to roundup they were actually used in Vietnam.

>>514835098 (OP)
Winner.

>>514836261
>Only shitskins don't support Israel!
This is verifiably true though.

>>514837306
Be a shame if somebody had video surveillance, a can of gasoline, a lighter and free time at 3 AM in minecraft too.

>>514835175
Is there anything more explicitly representative of a mammonite demon slave than your prototypical statist queer completely obsessed with unnatural turfed lawns? You're not of this Earth, you may think you are but you are not.

>>514835175
muh lawn

>>514855969
Unironically some mutts are so insane they turn into Chinks, like CCP does this shit where they staple plastic leafs to trees, it's 1:1 in terms of insanity.

>>514851714
I'm not sure I noticed that as well. It's probably a very short grass species or he's going out there with scissors

Our mower, which is in thy shed, Magnum be thy name, give us this daily cut as those who have cut before were Mexican. Lead us not into next doors lawn and forgive us our blower splash.
The hover and the mower for edging and lawning.
Amower.

>>514855714
they were looking for anti-foliage for the jungle. that's what roundup is. just failed militarily.

>>514851635
formally, HoAs are landowners and the house 'owner' is a serf paying to rent their house for a term of usually 80 or 100 years.

>>514835098 (OP)
>they changed the law to ban one mans sunflowers
Everyone involved in that should be killed. Unironically, if you are such a tyrant over one dudes sunflowers you are a threat to the freedom of everyone around you. These people should at minimum be banned from holding office, and forbidden from having authority over any human being. But honestly, I would just kill them. If the next news article reads
>man kills city council for banning his sunflowers
I will just think that he did nothing wrong and nothing of value was lost.

>>514835098 (OP)
Why are republican cuckservatives such assholes? I just want a party that hates niggers and other coloreds.

Lawns are the best litmus test. If somebody has a sterile manicured lawn you can immediately know they are low IQ soulless boomer cattle who worship israel, are incapable of independent thought and are entirely molded by social norms.

>>514835175
>just lick the boots, goyim. Why are you being problematic?

>>514851714
Nail clippers. He cuts each blade of grass individually with nail clippers.

>>514835098 (OP)
Why would anyone ever sign into a HOA agreement?
If they came to me wanting to set on up in my neighborhood, I would tell them to kill themselves by choking on a plate of my literal shit.

>>514835175
For what it's worth, I agree with you. That kind of sight doesn't belong in a residential neighborhood. If you want to live like a wild man, go live in the woods. Suburbs are freshly mowed lawns and white picket fences.

>>514856303
>boomer cattle who worship israel
In other words, you know that they are White.

>>514840581
>>514840732
>we live in a community

>>514836127
The best solution would be for the people to wall themselves off with tall bushes so that no one can see what's in the yard. That way the hoa gets their sterile neighbourhood and the people get to keep project cars on the front lawn. But unfortunately in America people are bored and looking to start shit for the sake of it and no real solutions are ever found.

>>514839165
Just stick some rebar in the soil with 2-3 inches exposed

>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-POW!
once they trash a few mower blades or wheels they’ll get the memo

>>514835175
Good bait.

>>514836293
>>514847756
how fucked up and rotten do yall think this niggers mouth is?

>>514857646
I also know that they are the reason your country is in the state that it's in, and that they shut the fuck up about the epstein files as soon as the orange down syndrome kike told them to, pedo faggot.

>>514835181
I, as an American, Love jews.
>jews are great leaders.

>>514856724
What the fuck would you know about lawns?

>>514835098 (OP)
OH SAY CAN YOU SHART
AT YOUR LOCAL WALMART

>>514859240

niggas got three arms

>>514835175
Lawn mowing is peak NPC

>>514835198
Guys a sunflower just flew over my house, what's going on?

>>514836127
Please run into oncoming jeet traffic

>>514835175
>muh grass
do americans really?

>>514835175
>Land of the free

>>514835098 (OP)
I like the one I read where a man tried to grow sunflowers but his HOA said they were on the list of plants not allowed. Turns out the lawyer they hired to make the HOA contract made a list of specific plants not allowed, not permitted ones or saying you need HOA approval first. So the man started growing corn on his lawn since it wasn't on the list of plants not allowed and the HOA couldn't stop him. They then granted an exemption for him to grow sunflowers.

>>514835098 (OP)
Sunflowers are nice. I had some growing in my yard from bird seed that took root. It was probably from this retarded flicker that was too big to eat from the feeder, so he was always dumping shit on the ground.

>>514835098 (OP)
Missouri is a shit hole, what madness drove me there, oh right, young, dumb and desperate for pussy, no wonder I fucking hate females now.

>>514841613
>I'm a massive piece of shit!
>Just be a massive piece of shit like me!
I would kill you if you were before me

>>514835098 (OP)
St. Peter’s is suburban sprawl hell. The only reason it exists is to get away from niggers in north county. Despite this, every adolescent is a pill popping pothead because there is literally nothing to do. You can’t even ride your bike because main roads don’t have sidewalks and everyone drives like they are gods only son, if his son was an asshole.
At least st. Charles has a bit of charm down by the river in old town.

I used to say if you ever caught me living in st. Charles county you know I failed at life
>t. Former stl fag

>>514855529
see
>>514837485

>>514835389
Sedges have edges.
Rushes are round .
Grasses have knees that bend to the ground.

>>514836127
>Only shitskins have problems with HOAs
My family has been here since the Mayflower fleet. Fuck You. HOA's are intrinsically Anti-American. Whatever Someone does on THEIR OWN PRIVATE PROPERTY is NONE OF YOUR CONCERN Unless it adversely impacts the community.

>>514835450
>some random spic in a South American shithole I've barely heard of
>Has more real FREEDOM than a man in the USA
kek

>>514840330
I support the ethnic replacement of europeans larping as americans by svnflower bvlls.

>>514835175
YOU ARE THE NIGGER

>>514836055
hate to break it to you but "lawnism" has been coopted by onions millenials and grind culture fags. it ain't going away any time soon

>>514835098 (OP)
Honestly, the entire concept of your yard being exclusively for grass is crazy beyond measure.
Plant some fruit trees and berry bushes you dimwits.

>>514835175
>land if the free
>REEEEEE WHY ARE YOU NOT BOWING DOWN TO CONSENSUS OF THE BOOMER REEEEEE
fucking scum

>>514858026
This is considered boobie trapping and you will get absolutely fucked in court. Do not fucking do this. The moment the city decided to cut its lawn you had no say in the matter. You don't own that property, you rent it from the government. Allodial titles don't exist in the united states.

>>514847756
>Vitamins K2+D3
QRD on these?

>>514835098 (OP)
I was mowing the edge of my field after the harvest recently and left a huge patch of 10ft+ sunflowers growing in the corner because I like them.

>>514838693
>How can I as a negroid semite or cucked libshit make flowers about Israel

>>514835098 (OP)
Jewish hatred for sunflowers is obvious that's why they banned it.

>>514847598
Some MKULTRA'd schizo or just the 4chan version of a hashtag ending with tons of retards with a labubu in a lululemon.
Fucking newspeak sounds like korean retards.

>>514871224
I NEED SEEDS SO I CAN SNEED CANCER INTO GOYEEM
But seriously, kill kikes. I wouñd absolutely love to see sunflowers instead of the dead kiked greenshit grass that smells like the nasal version of chipping a tooth.

>>514835175
I’m going to let my yard grow up into a forest now just to spite boomers and kikes

>>514860342
Only boomers (the race traitor feminist type) care about that shit. Mountain folk and red necks are cool but the Hank Hill phenotype wants to mow grass while niggers and Mexicans flood the country.

>>514871224
Anything natural and pretty is the wnemy of these sons of manure.

>>514835175
>Just mow the fucking grass

>>514870425
Florida is moving toward allowing residents to abolish property taxes if they choose. If that happens, no more "renting from the government" argument.

>thinks he lives in the land of the free
>cannot do whatever you want in your property
Oh, say, can't you see?

>>514872295
Freer than you, Manuel. Freedom is a relative term.

>>514872293
How does abolishing property taxes solve the problem being discussed ITT about local ordinances?

>>514860342
Yes. It lowers property value. I personally don't give a fuck if you mow your grass, but I have boomer parents so I understand why. My mom had a genuine no nonsense screeching world rending meltdown because our neighbors wouldn't mow their grass when I was a teenager.

>>514835175
You should be shot

>>514836127
Why don't you go ahead and post your nose with a timestamp for all of us

>>514872374
I can plan sunflowers in my property, Paco (or Tyrese, I dunno your ethinicity).
Freedom is freedom. You are a HOA property. Now, shut up, and mow your lawn or you get fined and kicked out of your "own" house.

>muh freshly cut lawn
Just another good goy aesthetic. Buzz your hair off while youre at it goy

>>514872575
Yeah and I hope someone mutilates your cock and sucks the blood put of you.
...wait.

>>514871141
Fact- Boomers hate dandelions and will JUMP at a chance to spray poisons.
Fact- Boomers love sending money to Israel.
Fact- Both things are brain dead and so are you monsantofag. I don’t give a shit about your fake politics or Neolithic desert pedo cult.
If you don’t want shitheads poisoning the water and all your taxes going to a bunch of pedos you’re a libshit. Kys.

>>514835098 (OP)
The great and beautiful Land of the Free where you can't even manage your home as you please
The absolute state

>>514835450
Yeah but your neighbors will take it all in the middle of the night and since you effectively have no police there’s nothing you can do but confront and fight them.

>>514873050
>He think I'm cut
Haha yeah no thanks my folk love me can the burger say the same

>>514835098 (OP)
>Christians

>>514873338
>since you effectively have no police there’s nothing you can do but confront and fight them
Good.

>>514835098 (OP)
>MISSOURI MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO GROW SUNFLOWERS

>>514835098 (OP)
no free will you will submit to government orders and fellow citizen loyalists will laugh and mock you as the class war only widens

>>514873093
>The great and beautiful Land of the Free where you can't even manage your home as you please

ITT = seething over some fucking grass
I've got 300' of septic fingers, sure nigger let me plant a bunch of shit that's going to fuck that up. I like having a big lawn. I like watching my kids and dog run around and play on it. I like knocking golf balls around and working on my short game. Just because you have a nice green lawn doesn't mean you're spraying chemicals and mowing everyday. Honestly there's more biological life in my lawn than some of you fags entire family tree.

>>514875142
You sound like someone who likes balls and shafts and spending a lot of time with the guys.