Thread 514837065

KEEP IT RESPECTFUL THIS IS A GREAT AMERICAN

Remember mutts:
WAR is PEACE

>>514837151
No sir it's called Peace Through Strength AKA Fuck Around And Find Out!

>>514837065 (OP)
only the pirate memes will due

>>514837065 (OP)
Who is the secretary of poo?

>>514837065 (OP)
ACCELERATE

>>514837065 (OP)
Remember when this drunk dipshit hit somebody with an axe?

Meaty Eggsheft, Secretary of War!

>>514837282
kek he's fucking lethal!!!!!

>>514837065 (OP)
more like Pedo Hegseth
LMAO!

>>514837494
Youre a lying ass bitch I hope he drones you

>>514837065 (OP)
I prob wouldnt talk shit to Hegseth. I dont like that he sucks Israel's dick from the back

>>514837526
you are brown
LMAO!!

>>514837065 (OP)
Is it just me or does he look a lot like General George Patton?

>>514837065 (OP)
No one cares about America anymore

>>514837656
Everybody cares about America fool its the hottest thing in the world right now!

>>514837065 (OP)
Sir, that's the secretary of druk.

>>514837251
>>514837368
Thats why Trump dumped him! Right along with Elon he's shit too!

>>514837648
Patton was a psychopath who punched his own wounded soldiers in the hospital. Hope he rots in hell.

>>514837841
You are fucking retarded Patton was one of the greatest Generals to ever live.

>>514837841
>>514838223
And for the record he smacked the shit out of one "soldier" for faking his injury and he smacked another one for crying like a little bitch.

>>514837065 (OP)
He actually served in the military. We had three women in a row as defense minister who of course didn't.

>>514837648
I know Patton is a bad example but why do generals give themselves a bunch of medals? Most of them are complete desk jockeys that have never been in actual combat, yet they feel entitled to awards that are supposed to signify bravery.

>>514838531
I didn't even know generals could give themselves medals. If that's the case then I would be looking like one of Kim Chong Un's niggas.

>>514837648
To me, trump looks like patton. They both have also scottish blood.

>>514837282
Yeah that was an impressive throw

>>514838531
>>514838705
This is me

>>514837065 (OP)
More like Secretary of Booze. More like Secretary of Not Keeping His Fucking Mouth Shut Because If It's Shut He Can't Keep Filling It With Mad Dog 20/20.

>>514837648
A bellend.

>>514837211
The FAFO fags are the biggest, whiniest, most thin-skinned and prissiest bitches ever.

>>514838737
Hmmm Donald Trump could technically be the reincarnation of George Patton...

>>514837065 (OP)
He should stop chatting with vance when he's drunk and letting vance get him into doing stupid things.

>>514837065 (OP)
>Se*hic*tary *hic* of Wa *hic* ra

>>514838762
Isn't the reason for this is because they can wear medals that their fathers and grandfathers earned?

>>514838839
Do you have a better alternative?

>>514838531

Generals are basically NFL diva wide receivers. Immensely talented, mentally ill, and possessing the vanity and inflated ego of an average woman.

Niggers, you might say. Even the good ones. Especially the great ones.

>>514837065 (OP)
Can you hurry and roll up other progressive cities pls, thx

>>514838762
>your generals after you grind for 4 years during the Spanish Civil war in HOI4

>>514837065 (OP)
say hello to our lil friend

>>514838999
Great job trying to explain something in simple terms that only football fags will understand.

>>514837065 (OP)
give us the subs already cunt

>>514838809
kek

>>514838737

I mean, Patton was a pain in the ass to work with and arguably more motivated by his own celebrity status than anything else, so, yeah. I see it.

>>514839072
Why so you can load them all up with kangaroos and do fuck all nothing?

>>514838959
It would be good if Trump actually adhered to 'peace through strength'.
He's getting treated as a doormat by adversaries because they know they can just flatter him and he'll let them do anything they like.

The latest example of this is China. Trump is allowing 600,000 CCP students into the US. The tariffs haven't yet gone into effect on China either, but he's whining on social media about China making deals with India and Russia for 'undermining the USA'.

That's the opposite of 'FAFO'. He never does anything to these places because he's a giant pussy.

>>514839071
Are you not aware of what a nigger is, or are you just one of those “I hate sportsball” faggots from Reddit?

>>514839142
we've given you $1.6bn already, give us the fucking subs

>>514839156
>CCP selects 600,000 Chinese students to enter US
>US accepts
>NSA flags and monitors literally all of them
>We learn Chinese state secrets
>We convince the smart ones to stay in America
>We win
Checkmate nigger.

>>514838870
Patton said Russians are devious Asiatics who should be killed, he wanted to invade Russia at the end of ww2 because he knew that allowing them to take half of Europe was a terrible idea.
He also said there was a massive 'semetic influence' in the media that set out to destroy his reputation.
Patton had a lot of faults but he was a good General and often led his troops from the front lines. Something Trump, a man who has never so much as been in a physical fight in his entire life, wouldn't dare do.

In other words he's the complete opposite of Trump other than looking oddly similar and both having giant egos.

>>514837065 (OP)
Department of Israel*

>>514839326
>>CCP selects 600,000 Chinese students to enter US
>>US accepts
So far these two things are the only factual parts. The rest is just fanfiction.

Secretary of Alcoholism

>>514839073
>born as James Donald Bowman
Correct
>changed middle name to david (hamel)
To renounce his father (Donald) and take on his adopted fathers surname Hamel
>changed name again to Jimmy Hamel
Jim is short for James, retard. And his surname was already Hamel
>changed name to JD Vance
His grandparents surname

Not saying it isn't a bit odd but try coming from a fucked up family and having three dads and see how you turn out. Honestly wiping the slate clean and reverting to his grandparents namesake is quite based

>>514837065 (OP)
He could be organic. He is controlled if so and misled. I think mason though. That automatically makes him a pussy.

>>514839437
You meant to type secretary of functional alcoholism

>>514837065 (OP)
>does coke off your moms ass hole before taking a shit on her chest
Nothin personal kiddo, we need to save Israel

>>514839071
I see your narcissistic personality disorder parsed out the terms mentally ill, vanity, inflated ego and women from your read of anons post

>>514837065 (OP)
I couldn't think of a less respectful acronym. That man's title is SOW. He is going to be called, not a pig fucker, but a pig that gets fucked by pigs for long after he's dead.
Average Amermutt, amirite!

>>514837065 (OP)
secretary of being a drunk idiot

>>514841547
Picrel was an afterthought, also hindsight sow is also a thing you to plants, but he is an american and only migrants do that kindof sowing, ZINGER

>>514837065 (OP)
Honestly a drunk retard would be better than the senile goy you have right now

>>514837211
Russians and Chinese been fucking with your society for god knows how long and yet you don’t dare yap anything extra, orange retard is on his knees gargling on that siberian midge chode

You can only gather courage against jungle monkeys or desert towelheads who have been sanctioned since 70s

You people are a joke, on one hand you’re crying for peace with your actual enemies and on other hand you wage war on enemies of your bankers and oil competitors, truly pathetic breed of people, I’m glad you’ll be cut off from old world, seems like without your bullshit we can actually have world peace

>secretary of defense
Impotent. Weak. Gay.
>Secretary Of War
Virile. Strong. American.
This seems like a minor thing, but rebuilding our country includes changing the names of gay-ified industries and positions within these United States. If you don't like and actively support this change, you're a nigger and a faggot and un-American.