Thread 514838038

how do you know if your neighbors are spying on you

>>514838038 (OP)
Why do you suspect such a thing?

>>514838038 (OP)
Throw a pizza on the roof

they know you have a unwanted hapa son with a bug mother instead of a white mother

>>514838085
good idea ty

>>514838038 (OP)
Easy, just look for cameras. They're not hard to see with a small telescope, dumbass

>>514838038 (OP)
i spy on all my neighbors

>>514838038 (OP)
Have they sent their underaged daughter over to have sex with you?

>>514838038 (OP)
You see your house on a 4chan thread and you know the guy who lives there has never seen a vagina you can tell

>>514838038 (OP)
Everyone in the universe is spying on me.

>>514838038 (OP)
you should assume they are, but it isn't some conspiracy, it's just people being nosy.

>>514838038 (OP)
They'll test you with weird shit. These are the kind of neighbors you don't talk to.

>>514838038 (OP)
Maybe don’t do the haka so often if you don’t want that to happen

Are they niggers?

>>514838557
but not the white women that have sons, not even a hapa son

>>514838038 (OP)
Why should they give a fuck the only time I leave the house is for chik fil a booze runs

>>514838038 (OP)
Police keep showing up at your door about complains someone was sitting on your porch jerking off to the retirees walking their tiny dogs in the morning.

maybe if they fuck niggers

>>514838038 (OP)
Spy on them.

>>514838038 (OP)
Neighbors tongue my anus

>>514838038 (OP)
All of you retarded gang stalking niggers need to realize that you aren't important, no one cares anything about you, and no one is paying any attention to anything you do. You could die right now and no one would probably even notice until the smell of your rotting corpse was became too much.

>>514838038 (OP)
>new zealand flag
>pontiac aztec
Hmm. What could be going on in THIS thread...

>>514838080
He thinks they're stealing his kiddie porn.

>>514838038 (OP)
I hope my neighbor is spying on me. I watch porn in front of my Smart tv which I know is recording me. I slip into a thong and edge for hours. I leave my cellphone nearby so the feds can hear me orgasm too.

>>514838038 (OP)

>whuddeeyaatawwkinabewwwt?

>>514838085
holy shit is that the breaking bad house? :D

>>514838867
>jewish flag
>think about white children getting raped
checks out

>>514838038 (OP)
They can spy all they want, I give zero fucks and they will never get their garden gnomes back.
>what they don't realize is those gnomes will be replaced with old fashioned lawn jockeys when they least expect it

>>514838038 (OP)
I’m always jackin’ off so hopefully they are. They can see my fat wang while I pop thick

>>514838085
Didn't they put up a fence because people kept doing this?

>>514838038 (OP)
When they overpay by 400% to buy the house next to you that wasn't even for sale.

>>514838038 (OP)
Only white people are smart enough for surveillance

>>514838430
Me too. I feel like I haven’t seen you for a while Elsa <3

I'm a neighbor. I don't spy on my neighbors. Neighbors don't spy. Spies are called an entity that positions you as an enemy. Adversary spy on people they position as enemies.

When a semi pro mma fighter with one ufc bout attacks you at the foot of your driveway but you outweigh him by about 200lbs and have the strength of a hall of fame left tackle because all you do is work out and play violent video games and make aggressive racist posts on 4chan so you break his spine so severely it ends his pathetic women’s weight division career.

>>514839018
No arrow therefore you look like this.

>>514838038 (OP)
By spying on them.

>>514838038 (OP)
Add Nazi flag on back yard so when cops come you know it's your neighbors and not people walking by

>>514839759
You might actually be from Germany lil bro. This man gets it. If you catch a spy you don’t let them know. You spy on them back like they are an insect that will lead you to its hive.

>>514838038 (OP)
I just assume they are and give them the finger from inside my home.

>>514839811
smart

>>514838038 (OP)
Their front door and windows are always open

>>514838080
Paranoid schizophrenia. T-minus 3 months until he's on here posting about gangstalking

>>514838038 (OP)
if you have neighbors, they're spying on you. likely gangstalking as well

>>514838085
TPBP

>>514838038 (OP)
change your wifi ssid to something racist

>>514838038 (OP)
Don't mean to derail, but they're trying to sell the breaking bad house for $4M in Albuquerque right now. Thats 10x the average home price. At least youll get free roof pizza every now and then.

>https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3828-Piermont-Dr-NE-Albuquerque-NM-87111/6776276_zpid/

>>514840221
Why would they do that?

>>514838430
a boymoddong internet tranny is a creep, who would've guessed?

>>514838038 (OP)
You leave fishing line in specific patterns on the lawn. If the line is disturbed from its original pattern then they are definitely stalking you. Don't forget to take pictures of the patterns for comparison when conducting the daily inspections.

>>514838038 (OP)
I spy on my 48 year old neighbor. She’s a hot as fuck Cuban lady who looks 30. She likes to sun bathe in her backyard during the summer, sometimes topless. She has such a smoking hot body and she has never had kids so I bet her pussy is still tight. I saw her at the grocery store last night wearing a little pink tennis skirt and white tank top that her hard nipples were protruding from. I followed her around checking her out. I was so hard and at one point I spermed a little in my shorts when she bent down to get something off a bottom shelf. I beat my dick so hard last after our little grocery store encounter.

I want to fuck her so bad, how should I approach her?

>>514838038 (OP)
They look up from whatever you're doing when you arrive home from work or shopping.

>>514841726
they're doing*

>>514839205
Republic of China Tier List
>>514841759
>>514841759
>>514841759
>>514841759

you know if they're kikes

If they start putting their trash cans out on the same days that you do.