Thread 514845414

Is 25 too late to move and go to uni? I have the money to do so. I wasted an opportunity when I was 19 to do this so it feels wrong, sinful, even arrogant to do it now. Is it morally better to just accept that I've lost out on a better life? I also don't know what I would even major in. I'm too dumb for comp sci or any of the hard sciences.

>>514845414 (OP)
I can't even post on the right fucking board. This was supposed to go onto r9k. I'm killing myself instead sorry guys

>>514845414 (OP)
>25
no but you'll either be the weird older guy that just got out of the military or prison and will either be shunned or slay puss puss.
>leaf
oh yeah no it's all over bruh they ain't going to take you.

>>514845414 (OP)
you're gonna be so popular in uni bbgirl

Give this man an ar15

>>514845491
they only take indians at my local community college so that sounds about right lol. only reason why I haven't done any courses, well that and the fact that domestic students HAVE to do all of their courses online in some self paced course slop

>>514845414 (OP)
Anon, if you didn't already have a million tax free in your pocket by 20, your ticket is punched. Might as well kys

>>514845414 (OP)
>25
Probably best to just kys at that point

>>514845716
harharhar. people like you don't understand that I DO NOT DESERVE TO BE WALKING FREE RIGHT NOW. I DESERVE TO BE IN A PSYCHWARD OR PRISON FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. THATS WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING HAPPEN. THATS WHAT EVERYONE EXPECTED OF ME. AND NOW THEY WANT WHAT? FOR ME TO SUDDENLY MAKE SOMETHING OF MYSELF? I HAVE AN IQ of under 90 or so...... I DAMAGED MY BRAIN WITH VIDEO GAMES AND MURDEROUS RAGE

going to post secondary is a scam for most degrees

>>514845703
everyone else is pissing on you over the 25 part but really it's the leaf bit. Idk even know what you would do, trades are full of poos too i'm sure.

>>514845414 (OP)
no, not too late
you're not even going to be the oldest mature student
you're not fucking going there to make friends

>>514845414 (OP)
Imagine they’re trying to establish the new world order and make degrees obsolete, and you’re contemplating wasting 4 years of your life you could instead spend working.

>>514846007
and I'm going to fart around switching majors for 2 years until I drop out right? Stealing the governments money (foster care) or my grandfathers (old, thinks I'm smart for some reason because his other grandkids are legit retards or OCD to the point of disablity)

>>514846023
yea? Working at fucking best buy? I hate my job and people hate me because I won't give them deals under the table and I won't push sales as much as my manager wants.

>>514845414 (OP)
BOOBA!

Make an ONLYFAN account, you will get richer! If you don't mind the trannies fondling your BOOBA while you fuck trannies.

>>514846084
yeah, if you're not smart enough to go, it's a complete waste of your time (and money? don't know if you finance it yourself over there)
there are plenty of adult daycare degrees, and other anons have already correctly pointed out that they're a scam
unless it's something wherein you're going to be headhunted before you even graduate—or something you're already good at, which you can monetise—you're probably better off learning a skilled trade
you might fit in better with tradies, too, if you're older, more cynical, and less scholarly

>>514845414 (OP)
I did it at 24. No regrets and my life is way better now

>>514846384
Have you read my posts? Trades are harder to get into than you'd think. I wouldn't be paying for most of it, I was in foster care just long enough to get neetbucks for a bit and to get a lifetime scholarship. I have a rich grandfather as well who didn't care about me until I was 18 and now suddenly wants me to go to uni for engineering or something because he thinks I'm smart.
>>514846432
What did you study?

>>514846134
if you work retail for 7 years idk man

what are you currently researching that uni would open doors?

>>514846587
I have many people telling me to 'do IT' or 'do programming' or 'just get a degree, its worth it'. I looked into biochem in highschool but my brain is far too small for that sort of thing. If I could turn back time, I'd probably study to be a pharmacist or something similar. I might be a retard, but medicine is really interesting to me.

>>514846707
IT produces a lot of alcoholics from the stress and monotony and programming is so competitive.
Chemistry is cool you can make lots of money bullshitting with that in legal gray areas.

If you're sober and dedicate yourself to something for 1,000 hours and don't quit you'll be successful.