Thread 514851507

>RED ED'S COMMUNIST PLANS FOR UK ALREADY NIGHTMARE REALITY IN WALES
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2014/03/labour-run-wales-is-a-nightmare-vision-of-what-ed-miliband-would-do-for-britain/

>WELSH BRAINDRAIN FEARS AS THEIR BRIGHTEST REALISE LABOUR IS NO GOOD FOR THEM AND JUMP THE BORDER
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/brain-drain-fears-figures-suggest-4701369

>CAMERON: I WILL DEBATE FARAGE
http://news.sky.com/story/1254663/david-cameron-ready-for-farage-tv-debate

>THATCHER V KINNOCK IN THE 21ST CENTURY: ED MILIBAND V NIGEL FARAGE ON THE ANDREW MARR SHOW - ACCUSATIONS OF KEEPING THATCHERISM ALIVE, MUCH QUESTION DODGING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKRvctW4wTc

>HANDLEBAR HERO AND ENEMY OF AIDS ROGER HELMER TO STAND FOR CRUCIAL NEWARK BY-ELECTION
http://inagist.com/all/462730878809284609/

>IS CAMERON FACING A BACKBENCH REBELLION? SEVERAL TORIES SHOW EXTREMELY PRO-UKIP VIEWS AND SAY IT LIKE IT IS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az8dG0q2mM0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljOlf2SJUyc

>BRITAIN LOVES RACISM: MAINSTREAM MEDIA BAFFLED AS PUBLIC SUPPORT FOR UKIP GROWS DESPITE A MAJORITY CONSIDERING THEM RACISTS
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ukip-ahead-in-european-polls-despite-most-people-thinking-the-party-contains-racists-9321612.html

>PRO-ULTRA-DIVERSITY SCOT FASCISTS PLAN ON ATTACKING NIGEL FARAGE AS HE RETURNS TO SCOTLAND FOR ROUND 2
http://www.heraldscotland.com/politics/referendum-news/making-plans-for-nigel.24133758?utm_source=www.heraldscotland.com&utm_medium=RSS%20Feed&utm_campaign=Scottish%20News (Go incognito to bypass the paywall)

>REMINDER: NIGEL FARAGE IS ON QUESTION TIME 8/5/14

>THREAD MUSIC: SPECIAL LONDON EDITION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNC2uflf65Y

>>514851507 (OP)
Had a balti for tea last night and I've shat it out twice. How is that possible

morning lads

papa's got a brand new bag

fucking hate getting up early but can't get back to sleep

chinese womens mushroom coloured pissflaps

WAKEY WAKEY MORNING BAKEY

>>514851986
filtered

ACTUAL bake theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OGd4gplxQM

from 2020 - 2025: we rebuilt the mind
from 2025 onwards: we rebuild the body

sup my niggaz

Why does Nigel Nelson talk like that? Insufferable cunt

where there is a willy, there is a way

In brum for the reform event

She's good at that eyyyyy

might as well do a bit of housework seeing as im fucking up this early

>>514851507 (OP)
Hello bongs. Where you're going, you won't need a loicense. Keep pushing this, you've never been closer. GIT EM GOOD

corrr

>>514853788
>666 tattoo
mega cringe

opened me curtains and the first thing i saw outside today was a BAMe

>>514853832
thats how you know she'd be a good little cumslut lad

Funny when j*sh talks about sex because you know he's never had it

funny when anons make on topic posts, get no (you)s and immediately start joshposting to compensate aha

morning lads

>>514851507 (OP)
Need some advice, see picrel.

>>514853110
Piss off, whore. No one wants to see your dutty feet. Fuck sake why are women whores? Reform are just another jewish party headed hy a brown. Dumb cunt whore.

>>514854640
https://rentry.co/xhv3muxu

>Got an ad on YouTube from the government
>Testing the emergency alert system on Sunday at 3pm
Must be another one of those coincidences that they recently ordered loads of body bags too

>>514854640
you type really gayly, circa cocksickingly

>>514854640
>>514854754
https://rentry.co/6aw6htrv

>>514854757
I got a text message but asbfar as im aware i turned everythkng off on google. Id rather anons tell me about ww3, not the government

>>514854844
Wouldn't it be better to get a secured loan on my house to consolidate?

>>514854757
Got a text from tesco mobile last night saying the same. Although they've tested these a few times over the years and I've never received an alert.

>>514854757
You know we're cucked when 999 relies on zog what3words to pinpoint you

>>514854757
>Got an ad
in this day and age you must use an adblocker, you can get it on your mobile phone too.

i got a text too. not sure if you can disable the alarm bells

Seething incel

>>514854964
I want to access the alarm bell

Do not reply to burgermutt Tommy shill brit/pol/s.
Burgermutts are not our friends.
All of the ills plaguing our country are burgermutt exports.

>>514854964
>>514854936
>>514854873
Go to alert settings to disable, i believe. Thought id done it but that was my old phone.

>>514855049
why?

>>514854964
I know. I barely use my iJew to watch stuff so it’s one of them things I never get round to.

>>514854955
Thats already a thing lol

>>514854936
I turned mine off years ago. I just find the timing a bit odd with the body bag stuff and Tommeh matching a quarter million gammons through London the following week.

A Kipling-esque Ode to Mares

The stable air, a scent of hay and sweat,
A mare's soft nuzzle, a love I'll not forget.
Her eyes of brown, a dusty plain in June,
Reflect the passion, beating an old, old tune.
With flying hoof and tightened rein, we ride,
Across the veldt, with nothing left to hide.
For Layla, thirteen-two and bay,
my heart's true beat,
A love absorbing half my pay, oh, bitter-sweet

Though wives may fret and telegrams may fly,
About a cough, or costs that mount up high,
The bond with horse, it cannot be denied.
"Love like ours can never die!" I cry.

From Simla Hills to tropic night's embrace,
A mare's true spirit, time cannot erase.
She's more than beast, she's partner, friend, and guide,
A loyalty that keeps me by her side.
So let the world its petty judgments cast, My love for mares, forever it will last.
For in their strength, their grace, their gentle whinny,
I find a solace, worth more than any guinea.
This kinship deep, a truth that I embrace,
A man's devotion, etched in time and space.

>>514855185
wine got spilled on my high spec laptop after new year's and i haven't got round to replacing it. keep doing what you're doing. phones are complete shit compared.

it's been quite nice without it though, less distracted.

poor lil gobby brinnywinkle can't make his tinkledinkle go stiff lmao

He's a good la

>>514855162
I own the device.
Why shouldn't I own the alarm tone

>>514855327
It was in jest (maybe, depends if they love Ngubu and the bame soul choir Tommeh has up while talking about being replaced).

>>514855597
i suppose you could change it to rick astley's "never gonna give you up".

>>514855671
I want the emergency alert as my morning alarm.
Brin van winkle here

>>514855597
>any modifications or this device or it's software is illegal
funny sort of ownership that

>>514855732
proprietary software sucks major donkey balls.
>>514855705
always on high alert. good lad.

>>514854640
What is he whinging about?
Couple of days pay will cover most of his monthly out goings

>>514855597
>I own the device.
Barely

>>514855976
The device owned me

I fought the device, but the device won.

>>514854955
Redpill me on what3words and zog

>>514855732
>what's that?
>you want to repair your device?!
>NOOOOOO!!!!
>YOU VILL CONSOOOOOOM LATEST PRODUCT
sick of it

>>514856137
>you want a new battery? sorry goy it comes as an assembly with the £400 screen attached to it

>>514856125
ZOG are our overlords
What3words is a 3rd party app created by zog with ads that emergency services use to find you in the event of an emergency

So while you're writhing in pain in a pool of blood you'll have to watch a 45 second burger king advert before you can give your what3words to deepak in the new Delhi 999 call centre

DO YOU GET IT YET

>>514853788
QT 3.14

>>514856137
that's what i don't get about these ecoluvview
it's a topic they NEVER touch
were i fascist dictator of the world id force gadget companies to release 2 products every 10 years
modular so even a spastic could replace the battery or screen

brexit was... a mistake?

>>514856403
>>514856187
am a spastic

>>514856425
The device is glued together FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.
Taking it apart might well break a few other bits and pieces.

This isn't ai slop this actually exists

done the kitchen, cleaned the air fryer.

air fried chips are well nice. when they're done put some tesco four cheese mix on top then cook them for another minute.

better cheesy chips than the kebab van by a mile

>>514856459
use screws
nothing wrong with screws
>muh water damage
don't design a shit product then

>>514856587
>buys bags of cheese
grim

>>514856587
What sort of fag has cheese sauce instead of gravy

>>514856644
i buy normal cheese as well. i buy the four cheese mix specifically to put on things that will be reheated.

>>514856608
My old samshit S5 was water proof, replaceable battery and headphone jack. It's literally impossible to do that now.

>>514856651
gravy on chips is grim. when i was up north curry sauce was better tbqh

>>514856587
Get some chuds of chicken breast and roll them in breadcrumbs then in the air fryer and make your own chicken nuggets or burgers. Beats takeaway slop any day

>>514851756
I made chicken enchiladas, must have not fried the chicken enough, needed a shit desperately in the middle of the night and again this morning.

>>514856761
>edit: marinade with sauce before the breadcrumbs corrrrrrr

>>514851756
Chicken quality in the UK is worse than thailand now. Switch to grass fed beef, pork and turkey if supermarket shopping, or just go to the local white butcher for your chicken

Action through unity

>>514856761
>>514856826
i've yet to do that. can't seem to find decent frozen chicken breast fillets. most of them go slimy when you defrost them. are the fresh ones better quality?

>>514854234
God I wish that were me

>>514856712
>not dipping your fries into mashed potatoes and gravy


get out of america

>>514856805
The thing with curries is
You know it was good when it comes out looking and smelling the same as when it went in

>>514856854
I get all my meat from me local butcher

>>514856885
Aye fresh is so much better

>>514856854
really? that would explain >>514856885 then. why's it so bad?

>>514854640
*lose. I hope you go destitute btw.

>>514856898
calm yo tits

>>514856826
I've tried pretty much every sauce by encona and the only one that doesn't taste like shit and is hot enough is the Carolina Reaper one. I've only managed to find it in sainsburys.

>>514856854
I stopped buying meat from supermarkets alltogether. Our butcher does great pies, hog roast/sosij rolls, quiches, pork pies and loads of other stuff.

Lads what are we going to do with all the uber BAMEs once drones and robotaxis automate them out of work? This stuff is coming sooner than people realise
I think a lot of people don't realise that driverless cars are already in operation in a lot of cities, just not yet in the UK but coming next year
It will only add fuel to the remigration fire

>>514857144
give them a new build house and top whack bennies of course because of slavery and colonialism etc.

>>514857144
Well probably launch them I to the sun

>>514857188
It's the least we can do

>>514857144
They will be promoted to policemen, dwp, bailiffs etc.

Morning spakkers

Something is in the air, not sure of its intentions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WxDrVUrSvI

>>514857228
Mass deportation is the only option for both left and right.

>the security for a beatles show in 1963
>now it's 2025 and imagine the security for a stormzy show

ecker is a good lad

dunno how people can drink these days. had like 10 cans of beer yesterday and am fucking rattling the next day.
shits peak.

Why are all the Tory activists I see on Twitter either gay or foreign?

>>514857385
Britain has always been gay and foreign

>>514851507 (OP)
Morning gaylords

>>514856689
fucking jews

corr

>>514857460
>teflon

>>514856885
>decent
>frozen

>Device ownership
In case any of you aren't aware, Google's banning "sideloading" in about a year. If you actually use official Android past then, you will not be able to install stuff Google doesn't like, supposedly.
Alt Android versions like Lineage should be unaffected, probably, but no guarantee devs will still be contributing to projects with increasingly few users.

>No actually police arrest people for speech offences because the UK has restrictive laws on speech, which you support, not because Musk has not volunteered to be the police.
>The police are enforcing laws on the statue book that are leading to prosecutions because Musk fired a bunch of my mates a couple of years ago. I am very smart.

>>514857624
Makes food taste better

ST GEORGE WAS A FUCKING SYRIAN MIGRANT WORKER YOU IDIOTS

>>514857906
Starmer would definitely knock out Tim Tszyu

>>514857746
>translation
>musk is trying to avoid civil and possibly criminal liability for content hosted on his platform by to some degree deferring moderation to external state-bound entities
>this is bad because the state abuses its powers, so the users ultimately foot the social and legal bill bill for the poor moderation on the site
but this only matters if the public doesn't hold the state to account and rolls over and takes whatever orwellian policies the state throws at them. if you don't like how the state moderates social media and criminalises people for posting certain things on it even if technically not against the site's internal terms and conditions
do something about it
crying about musk not taking over operations and continuing to defer is just pathetic
because the root issue is the public and their lack of willingness to take the reigns and push back against free speech tyranny

>Angela Rayner is such a putrid grotesque chavvy wh00r she was stealing money from her disabled son's trust to get dick more effectively on the other side of the country and still every single senior female journalist and MP are closing ranks around her, there really is no limit. Not paying tax so the whole operation gets exposed is just absolutely hilarious.
Case in point

https://xcancel.com/miriam_cates/status/1963545179727483156#m
>‘Look at the number of politicians who have resigned over alleged personal failures, compared to the number who have resigned because of policy failures.’
>Sir John Curtice highlights how the weaponising of personal issues in politics has undermined public trust in politicians.
>Very good point from Sir John Curtice. Perhaps we should judge Rayner by how many houses the government builds rather than whether she chose competent tax advisers.
Tories carrying water for Labour failures, AGAIN

This is so insane.
UK leftists would rather campaign with Tories and Zionists, than people who don't chug down trans activist propaganda.

>>514857664
That's annoying as the DJI Fly app for muh drone is installed from the website rather than Google Play. And 4Kvideodownloader i use for ripping audio from YouTube and Rumble. Why do they have to do stuff like this, what do they gain?

>>514858114
I dont think they think about anything desu

>>514858114
> UK leftists would rather campaign with Tories and Zionists, than people who don't chug down trans activist propaganda.

The Tories were the biggest propagators of trans propaganda though. All of that shit happened under their government, and even then they were only copying the US.

>>514858099
It's all by design, write nebulous law with vast overreach so you can privatise enforcement, and therefore blame, while you stay clean repeating "protect da kidz"

>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3rvdgn0538o
>The UK's national security is safe "for now and for the next few years", the outgoing head of the British armed forces has told the BBC.
>Adm Sir Tony Radakin said his optimism on defence came from the UK being a nuclear power and a member of Nato, which he described as "the biggest and strongest gun club ever", and that its closest ally is the US.
Gun clubs for me but not for thee.

Rayners got the goods on Starmer, hasn’t she

>>514858336
yep
full control
zero liability

>>514858347
Maybe if she were a 5"2 slav rentboi

>>514858347
Have they fucked?

The talent here boys, fucking hell.
10's everywhere

>>514858347
Wasn't she Corbyn's padawan? Or am I thinking of someone else?

>>514858381
Don't think he could handle seeing a bit of minge

>>514858391
10 year olds?
>flag
checks out
nonce

>>514858391
Faggot

Vote Reform

>>514858391
When I went to Poland in summer, the young girls were jaw dropping but any over 30 were nasty.

>>514858417
But his father was a tool maker

>>514858381
People used to say they were shagging, now Keir's a fruit
Which is it

>>514858417
he sees once everyday when he looks in the mirror lad

>>514858425
What?
The birds here are mostly 10's. How I'd this possible?

>>514858391
they're sweet as well and they have normal names like maria

>He talked with an enthusiasm about digital ID cards I had never heard before as a potential tool for tackling illegal immigration.
You know what'll stop the boatwogs, making the population identify themselves online and forced to carry an ID card.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly92v6dln9o

>>514858462
Probably before his testosterone level dropped off

>>514858453
It's amazing, I'm never coming home at this rate. Everywhere you look 10's

>>514858493
only 'avin a bubble lad
better nutrition innit

>>514858535
>What is a passport

Digital ID is the most dystopian idea ever conceived

>>514858203
Two answers to that.
1. They REALLY want to kill stuff that lets you bypass ads on Youtube.
2. There is a general co-ordinated push to kill free computing (TPM, OSA and its equivalents elsewhere, Windows getting more and more locked down. Possibly related, supposedly manufacture of optical drives has completely stopped worldwide), walled gardens for everyone.
But the official line is that it's to protect people from installing malware. Given Remote Attestation means banking apps and the like will likely not work on non-official Android builds, I imagine people will need to have a shitty sadphone for stuff like banking etc, and a separate phone for fun (as long as that can last). Shit seems pretty goddamn grim, really.

>>514858535
They will just give the wogs the digital IDs anyway.

>>514858533
Yes! They're mannered too!! This is a dream land I swear, what didn't they tell me? Something must be up, 10's don't gather like this naturally

>>514858547
Another thing I loved there is being in a major city full of white people. I felt more at home there than any built up area in the UK, despite not understanding the language at all.

>>514858483
one*

>>514858440
>OSA doesn't go far enough! Dorries
No, thanks, I don't think I will.

>>514858602
I already stopped updating my new Samsung because the new UI is fucking awful, had it on my work phone first and thought fuck this shit I dont want that. Guess I'll keep this phone for many years to come.

>>514858440
Reform will never get in. Too many people will only ever consider voting Tory and find Reform too uncouth. Enough to stop any other centre-right party getting into government. Boomers in the Home Counties will give you another 5 years of Labour for this reason.

>>514858661
Aye, there is an elemnlment of safety we just don't have back home

>>514858719
I think the last couple of years has shown how useless both major parties are. Reform might do alright from new voters. Not that it matters since they all drink from the same jewish penis.

>>514858602
In the future, it may be necessary to choose between your precious phone, and your freedom. Smart phones haven't been a net positive for our people imho.

>>514858842
>using a Ltd company is exactly the same as fraudulently evading stamp duty
Nice try I suppose

just had a right smelly shit in the toilet lads

>>514858940
Poor diet

>>514858716
Unlock the bootloader and slap a custom ROM on that shizz

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgy2pkx5ggo
>Refugee says national flags do not intimidate him
>"No one should feel intimated by Britain putting their flags out", said refugee Andrew Kueth, who was granted asylum in the UK and is now living in Shrewsbury.
>Mr Kueth, 20, who fled the civil war in the Republic of South Sudan as a nine year old, argued the Americans flew their flags with pride and so should every nation.
"News"
Soviet propaganda was less insulting than this

>>514858934
Loads of people do stuff like this, any tradesman, lorry drivers etc.

>>514858966
i fucked my keto up by having cheesy chips and breaded chicken breast steaks in the air fryer with beer. didn't gain any weight though.

>>514859023
Corrrrrrrrr

>>514851507 (OP)
>>WELSH BRAINDRAIN FEARS AS THEIR BRIGHTEST REALISE LABOUR IS NO GOOD FOR THEM AND JUMP THE BORDER

Presumably by border they mean the Irish sea?

>>514859023
it’ll be gluten lad, or possibly yeast in the beer
gluten gives me right stanky shits

>>514858986
>I feel every nation should do what they want to do, as long as they don't bother anyone...
Compelling thesis from Dr Kueth

https://xcancel.com/NathanJRobinson/status/1963742546103878141#m
>Trump's illegal mass murder of a boatful of people may not even have attacked a drug cartel. He may have killed a boatload of migrants instead.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>514859307
Don't we own some Reaper drones?

The Allied coalition of WW2 were the literal definition of "subhumans".

Fat degenerate rich sons, jewish plutocrats, murderous jewish and asiatic bolsheviks, negro troops.

We live in hell.

>>514859307
nice

>>514858986
>a boatwog has given the English permission to fly their flag
This makes me want more unchecked immigration

>A UK government department's three-month trial of Microsoft's M365 Copilot has revealed no discernible gain in productivity – speeding up some tasks yet making others slower due to lower quality outputs.
>The Department for Business and Trade received 1,000 licenses for use between October and December 2024, with the majority of these allocated to volunteers and 30 percent to randomly selected participants. Some 300 of these people consented to their data being analyzed.
>An evaluation of time savings, quality assurance, and productivity was then calculated in the assessment.
>Overall, 72 percent of users were satisfied or very satisfied with their digital assistant and voiced disappointment when the test ended. However, the reality of productivity gains was more nuanced than Microsoft's marketing materials might suggest.
>Around two-thirds of the employees in the trial used M365 at least once a week, and 30 percent used it at least once a day – which doesn't sound like great value for money.
>In the UK, commercial prices range from £4.90 per user per month to £18.10, depending on business plan. This means that across a government department, those expenses could quickly mount up.
>According to the M365 Copilot monitoring dashboard made available in the trial, an average of 72 M365 Copilot actions were taken per user.
>"Based on there being 63 working days during the pilot, this is an average of 1.14 M365 Copilot actions taken per user per day," the study says. Word, Teams, and Outlook were the most used, and Loop and OneNote usage rates were described as "very low," less than 1 percent and 3 percent per day, respectively.
>"PowerPoint and Excel were slightly more popular; both experienced peak activity of 7 percent of license holders using M365 Copilot in a single day within those applications," the study states.

>>514859307
All drug cartel are migrants to the left.

>>514859425
It's the strategy of a parent liking the thing their kid likes to get them to stop doing it out of cringe.

>>514859464
>A UK government department
skill issue, average age of the people who participated in the trial matters

>>514859307
>subhuman shields

>>514859523
I've banned generative AI at my workplace.

>>514859464
With the right processes it could be a game changer. The trick is getting the people to use what is going to replace them.

Why are whites so angry? You literally did this to us for centuries.

>>514859399
They were a willing coalition.

>>514859670
I must have missed the part where our ancestors colonised India by complaining about racism. Deport.

>>514859670
We improved your countries
You make ours worse

>>514859647
>"However, this was not a key aim of the evaluation and therefore limited data was collected to identify if time savings have led to productivity gains."
>An MIT survey published last month, for example, found that 95 percent of companies that had collectively sunk $35-40 billion into generative AI had little to show for it.

I hope this trial is true because it would be hilarious. If AI can't even make people more productive that would be brilliant.

Is it really that bad? If she goes I think it is because of the noise, not because of the 'crime'.

>>514859670
piss off back to timbuktu

THE FUCKING
(((((STAAAAAATE)))))))

>>514858535
can this cunt just stop already
how doesn't he get the temperature of things
you'd think at least one of his aides would tell him that the whole country thinks he's a fucking wanker and he should stop before we start talking about ukrainian rent boys again
holy fuck

>>514859801
It's the hypocrisy of it, and now all the lying. She should have just ignored it, this is the woman who campaigned on being a working mum just like you.

>>514859795
In my experience, it made people less productive and more error prone.

>>514859821
the absolute state of the absolute state of things

>>514859902
I don't think ai is going to get exponentially better now, it's got the playstation graphics issue. Hopefully Ray Kurzweil lives long enough to see he was wrong about everything and get dunked on.

>>514858101
>female journalist and MP are closing ranks around her
Makes me think about how ethnics will cover for each other even when they know they're guilty.

ngl I like ange, she reminds me of the gothy bimbos in the emo friend group that I grew up in
they also all became like that

should she be the deputy pm?
absolutely fucking not, how did that happen

>>514859950
Tenchu was baller

>>514859950
It's occasionally useful when you need to research things, but I mostly use it at work for non-work purposes. People who actually use it to write things just out themselves as lazy and useless, because it's obvious when something is written by AI.

>>514859952
Same with those who work for Rnhs

Thanks you @grok

>>514859963
We have a closet homosexual prime minister. A literal retard as a chancellor. And a council estate slag as deputy PM.
This is proof what they're telling kids in school, you can be anything you want and you don't need skills or aptitude to succeed

>>514860155
And a literal foreigner as foreign sec

>>514860155
>This is proof what they're telling kids in school, you can be anything you want and you don't need skills or aptitude to succeed
it's the disney movie government
r ange will go to the ball, and then go back to one of her THREE houses, and all she needed to do was drink a lot and get pregnant

seeing as the chancellor and the deputy have shed tears on telly now, it has to be a matter of time before r keer tears up on his podium while talking about how a combination energy drinks and pornography ban will protect israeli children from internet misogynists who want to turn them into incels

>>514860320
No.

>>514860320
>we're counting on you to join
why don't you count the shekels you're going to pay me for my support

What is the best source for raw historical footage I can find on the internet

>>514860340
Tommy might be there

>>514853110
Chair looks comfy for a bare arsed wank.

Morning assorted mental health issue sufferers.

>>514860131
Grok's wrong. It mean they kids be black in how de be seeing theyselves in dat mirror ting

>>514860320
>7th
I thought that was on the 13th.

>>514860374
you can find gems on the internet archive if you're looking for it
it's probably the best mainstream level repository of footage and files you can get on the internet
https://archive.org/details/affemale-pelvic-examination

>>514853110
take pics of the crowds. show us how fat and brown or gammon they are. a demographic report would actually be interesting, we won't see it anywhere else.

>>514853110
Hilton Birmingham metropole, on my way

>>514860261
>Disney movie government
This.
It's so fucking tiring

>>514853413
it's only 15000 subscription, less once you factor in premium posts. not a ridiculous number.

>>514854640
ditch the car and face the social embarrassment, go to citizens advice and ask them to sort the payment plans as they get better conditions than a person trying it themselves on the phone. i know you aren't the reddit poster, but the citizens advice is very helpful.

>order 40g qsfp+ cables on Monday
>10g sfp+ turn up today
FFS

>>514852128
You are mentally ill.
You have rebuild nothing and will continue to do nothing except age.
Sad fat old goblin nonce.

>>514856511
no one that can be chancellor yet

>>514860713
>have to wait 90 days for Cisco to get 0.5m 10g co-axial qsfp cables

>>514857228
robotaxis and bames cannot co-exist. you see it in SanFran where the blacks can't understand auto taxis and smash them up. it is another thing which only works in homogenous societies.

>>514859307
>Bombing boatniggers
Why are we not doing this?

>>514858347
they had a big argument after the corbyn purge and she got some promises. there is definitely a deal which starmer is scared of.

>>514860131
Getting them signed off like that is a shield against criticisms of their parenting.

Peter Davison letting a man nonce up his grandkids like that.

>>514854640
Go to a payday lender and put it all on the horses. Problem solved.

>>514860374
Pathe
And ITN Archive. Here is a 6 hour day by day footage of the Falklands war with loads of "kino" 80s news reports and raw unedited footage. Hard to believe how much the world changed since then. I love the aesthetics of this era too. Its like Anglo futurism.
https://youtu.be/iulcbqInx5Y?si=krK4eS_f0ym8Fk8e

>>514858719
lib dem is the protest vote for actual tory tories in the south of england. they are not the Reform Types.

watching cyprus videos with mum

>>514860828
It's illegal therefore we cannot physically do it.

>90% of bong related videos i get recommended on youtube are about the alleged upcoming bong civil war
so i guess dnb is not making a comeback anytime soon?

>>514859523
so they need 6 months training from an outside consulting at £20k per trainee in order to type in prompts. good for GDP and relatives of civil servants putting out tender requests.

>>514860729
Kek

>>514860374
British pathe?

>>514861009
they need to retire and let sharper young people take over but they can't

>>514860875
If someone owns nothing then what can go wrong with this? There's loads of instant cash no questions asked websites and even if the nag breaks its neck (They) can't take anything away from you

>>514860131
i read the article. the woman is a moron. internet chat is that dr who is gay and the woman is a cuck but also used for 3some bait. and she doesn't work because she has kids to wrangle, so she is bitter about him being an actor while she "gave up her career" to be a millionaires wife. plus she trooned out one of the boys so she could get social status. a very sick family.

morning wormbum la

some men are ships, navigating the seas of life
poor lil gobbo is flotsam and jetsam

Catcheck: if flight 175 wasn't delayed for 15 minutes the towers would have been struck nearly simultaneously
Catcheck: meow not saying 175 was delayed intentionally to make sure news crews were ready for the second impact

>>514861187
you're a buoy
your only purpose in life is a point of reference so people know what avenues in life to stay away from

> Angela Rayner’s family home was valued at almost twice the amount of other recently sold properties on her street when she sold a stake to her disabled son’s trust so she could buy a holiday home
>Looks like Britain’s Deputy Prime Minister had the family home price inflated (just below Inheritance Tax levels) so she could take more NHS compensation off her disabled son. So she could buy a more luxurious seaside pad for her and her lover. The word “scum” springs to mind…
2nd fraud

>>514859307
So illegals then? These will be the same people complaining about him deporting an illegal they referred to as 'just a Maryland father' that turned out to be a wife beater, a people smuggler and a gang member.

Their "migrants" will end up being murderers and rapists fleeing justice

>>514860972
>It's "illegal"
Why aren't we bombing the liberal judges then?

>>514861108
>a very sick family
David Tennant top 4 most hated people, well deserved

>>514851507 (OP)

First for paki pedo rape gangs aided and abetted by police, politicians and civil servants.

First for white girls raped and chopped up in kebabs and fed to pissheads.

First for 1.3 million invaders in the Boriswave.

First for going to prison for tweets.

>>514861263
She's a working mum, who are you to judge her?!

>>514860729
honestly I kind of like what he's saying there
lotta weird parallels between me and josh at any given time

sometimes when I'm in other threads in outer/pol/ people ask me if I'm Josh
it's really insulting actually

>>514861369
Every mum is a working mum! Well, except paki mums I guess

>>514861258
eddies a shark
you're a remora fish

>>514853964
I’d never seen a hijabi until I was a teenager and went to London. I live just outside but never saw any. This morning on the school run, in the same town, there was at least 50. It’s crazy. They even make the little girls wear them. Also why do Africans listen to videos so loud while they’re walking?

>>514861263

Ministerial code and stamp duty are minor compared to inflating value for the sale to a related entity (the trust).
HMRC will fuck you up if you do that.

>>514854757
If I put on my tinfoil hat I might conclude it’s something to do with next Saturday

>>514861429
I live in a semi rural area and only see the odd brown, it's rare. But down the motorway into Birmingham, just the outskirts, fuck me.

>>514861429
>Also why do Africans listen to videos so loud while they’re walking?
you have to imagine that their natural environment is the Serengeti which is typically much less noisy than the hustle & bustle of the big city

>>514854873
Yeah mine is turned off, were on an island anyway. Where are we gonna go exactly? I’d probably rather be oblivious that we’re about to get nuked

>>514860799
F

>>514861429
>They even make the little girls wear them
Little girls are too sexy, reduces temptation

>>514861503
I thought it was that the wilds of africa were noisier, due to all the animals, and silence meant a predator was nearby so africans grew to fear silence.

>>514861263
Didn't they try and throw Trump in prison for exactly this

>>514861165
Moanin'

>>514861495
In my entire primary school there was one brown kid, he was British, just brown. That same primary school now has children who speak 54 different languages (I didn’t send my kids there)

>>514861582
I thought that was for spaffing on Stormy Daniels?

>>514861581
yeah but it's like noisier in a different way isn't it
the chirping of background birds silencing when a lion is nearby is different to [LONDON SOUNDS] isn't it

>>514861427
>has to invoke and attempt to defer to a namefag because he can't mog me himself
self own
I accept your concession

oh god all black people have black people autism
I get it now

>>514861618
>he was British, just brown
What's with all the civ nats crawling out of the woodwork?

Can't wait to see her operating the checkout at Heron Foods.

>>514861675
corrr ange gis a discount
come round later yeah aha x

>>514861618
You can't have more than one in any particular group, community or environment. They reinforce each other, connecting together like some neural network. Each wog in proximity to another one halves their IQ and doubles their crime rate.

>americans start losing an argument on any other board
>thread gets pruned by janny
I’m nooticing

a barnacle on the buttocks of life
kek

>>514861675
>hours left in her position
She must hate it when johns take forever to finish

>>514861436
She's strayed over the line of 'accidentally' defrauding HMRC into straight up criminal enterprise fraud

UK politics is fucked. All parties.

Labour:
>Promise of improvement, just as bad as the Tories.
>Starmer is weak. Comms are terrible. Can't control his own back benchers to get a vote through even with a massive majority.
>Cabinet is full of retards; Rayner, Reeves, Streeting, Lammy etc. All morons.

Conservatives
>14 years of managed decline
>No decent leadership whatsoever, as evidenced by their slew of PM's and now Badenoch is the best they have apparently
>Scandal after scandal, corruption and incompetence throughout 2010-2024

Lib Dems
>literally who?
>still distrusted for Cleggy raising tuition fees

Greens
>infinity migrants, run your car on natural spring water, heat your home by rubbing cabbage leaves together, economy paid for by the sale of rainbow flags

Reform
>Farage is a good orator, but his party and councillors are full of nutters and grifters. If he had 400 MPs he'd have a lot of shit to deal with as well.

Corbyn's new party
>he's a 400 year old allotment keeper with a deep hatred for UK and European culture, will side with literal muslim terrorists if it makes him feel warm inside

>>514861675
>PREPARED TO
OOOOOFT!
She deff has pics of Starmer in compromising positions.

>>514861774
I mean reform is absolutely going to get in and nothing is gonna change but that's where we're at
keer took our internets so now it's like fucking vote reform then I guess?

all farage has to say is he doesn't like it and people will vote for him

this is just how it's gonna go down

>>514861628
No they said mar arlgo price was inflated for him to get bigger loans which he paid back in full. Apparently that doesn't matter. Inflating the price was the crime

>>514861675
She just needs to defect to Reform before Keir can sack her. Then the deputy PM will be Reform!

>>514861663
I was just making the distinction to clarify everyone in my primary school was born here and spoke English

>>514861830
Agree with you completely mate.
I just think that people who blindly think Farage will come in and on day 1 everything will magically get better are in for a bit of a disappointment.
Just like labour fans have been disappointed this past year.
And it'll only be a matter of time before one/some of Farage's MPs get caught up in some scandals (corruption, sex pest, noncing etc), just like Rayner has this month with this house tax stuff.

>>514861840
smdh, the 2008 crash was caused by greenlighting mortgages to minorities who couldn't pay them back and that was considered a moral good but Trump at least could

They need our government protection. You can find them through online searches and kill them all. They're precious and need us to protect them as they flood us with indians and africans.

>>514861429
>Also why do Africans listen to videos so loud while they’re walking?
I'm loud and obnoxious
I like music that rhymes
I'm a fraction of the population
But commit half the crimes.

>>514861958
idk honestly and this may come even as a bit of a late realisation but the fact that we have all this backdoor legislature in place to stop current governments from undoing past governments bullshit is kind of undermining the whole thing
people voted labour to stop the tory bullshit well surprise you dumb cunts
labour have to ban vapes, porn and energy drinks anyway just because rishi sunak wanted to look good for five minutes
that's written into law now and cannot be repealed

if we cannot repeal the dumb shit past governments did, what is the point?

farage ain't gonna be able to do shit but people still gonna vote for him because labour and the tories FUCKED IT completely

>>514861905
>was born here and spoke English
Sort yourself out

Waheey, £75 on this month's Premium Bond draw.
Make it rain mah niggas

>>514851507 (OP)
>AND ENEMY OF AIDS
Kek'd

>Rayner: "I was given bad advice."
I was given bad advice from my careers advisor when I was 16. Should I be able to sue him for how much my life failed?

>>514861958
>I just think that people who blindly think Farage will come in and on day 1 everything will magically get better are in for a bit of a disappointment.
I don't think there are too many people that think that way. The way people have been talking it's more of sticking two fingers up to lab/con. If Farage can't get the job done then the people will vote for someone far less generous in their methods. The die has been cast.

>>514862195
>him
those people are never male
if they were they might give good advice

>>514861958
>Agree with you completely mate.
>I just think that people who blindly think Farage will come in and on day 1 everything will magically get better are in for a bit of a disappointment.
Because 99% of the population are uninformed to the point of retardation.

I guarantee if you asked a random sample of normies on a typical street to name the three branches of government for example they couldn't. Or what the constitution of this country is or what the differences are with republics like France or America are. This phenomena of profound ignorance is typical of British people. People just seen much more switched on and engaged from other countries I've visited even poor people seem to understand more about ethics and politics in general. People are lazy thinkers and thick as shit here.

>>514861263
also her family home was modified for having a severly disabled kid there, so the value of it should not be higher than the neighbours because the potential market for a modified disabled house is less, as it needs unmodified if a normal family wanted it.

>>514862061
Exactly; this past year has just been a continuation of the decline for the previous 14.
Starmer is too weak to whip his back benchers into line on WFA and benny cuts (both absolutely needed).
He's having to do this Chagos Island deal, his MPs are out there calling people Saville supporters and doing dodgy house deals. Reeves is shit as Chancellor. Everyone wants more money, so taxes and/or borrowing have to go up, yet growth is none-existent. Every town & city is overrun with mystery meat brown people.
The minimum wage, pensions, and benefits keep rising, but middle class salaries are barely moving, and being taxed out the arse to pay for everything.
We're fucked quite frankly

>>514862289
>even poor people
*even their poor people.

>>514862289
That's probably more to do with how convoluted and patchwork our system is.
Even half the politicians clearly don't understand it.

>>514861675
she went to a Ukraine summit and promised them £2.5billion of arms aid, so she moves in circles which will see her looked after. a nice cushty Union focussed Think Tank will payher £200k a year.

>>514862321
>We're fucked quite frankly
fuckin' A
Starmer is weak, way too weak to even make his own party stand for what his party should stand for
I was a kid during the Blair years but I remember them being relatively stress free compared to this

BBC news was actually kind of banging actually
Iraq 2 had just kicked off

I feel like Farage getting in is a foregone conclusion at this point
Reform do pretty well in their local areas, even
we're Lib Dem here right now, that's probably gonna change, because people are sick of it

>>514862063
Time for remigration, regardless of citizenship.

>>514862061
>all this backdoor legislature in place to stop current governments from undoing past governments bullshit
it is about Political Will. anything can be undone but they aren't going to. using legislation as an excuse is a lie because all legislation can be undone.

>>514853832

I thought it stood for German Goo Girls desu.

>>514862505
that's because you are cursed degenerate
scrub bleach into your brain and headbutt a hard wall to reset your bios and become a better person

>>514862454
Starmer seems pretty strong as a globalist. He's good at bullying his party and making sure they don't ask questions. He's an absolute disaster for this country but great for his masters.

>>514862387
>That's probably more to do with how convoluted and patchwork our system is.
You're correct in this day and age where we could argue that there are 4 branches now with the "quangocracy" and of course devolution but generally speaking it's still relatively straightforward and an informed citizen should still be able to answer:

The Crown/ executive
Parliament
The judiciary.

Even the quangos technically are subservient to the crown and can have their powers stripped at any time. The problem for farage will be that he is going to need at least 10 years to get things done to overcome and purge the blob ( assuming he has to the stomach for this. I have misgivings about that). He will have little to show for the first 5 years.

>>514862595
that's unfortunately a valid perspective on it

>>514862543

No.

>>514862674
PUT IT ON MY FAAAAAACE

>>514862061
It's the same government. Labour, tory, it doesn't matter. It's the same government. You vote for a change of tie, that's it.

>>514862718
once knew a guy who just voted for whatever his favourite colour was that year
you have no idea the envy I felt for that person

>>514862760
proper tardmaxxxing

>France orders hospital to be ready for war by March 2026
Our elites are literally going to try to start WW3.
Migrants will be the meat catchers.

Start preparing lads. Start preparing. Do not let them take you without fighting back.

I'm going to groak today, wish me luck

>>514862760
>ahh, look at that beautiful orange sunrise. i think i'll vote libdem today

>>514854640

FFS. Yes eliminate all subscriptions etc to the maximum possible extent. Reduce all those that cannot be eliminated, e.g. phones etc to SIM only and a cheap provider. Probably need to extract yourself from the car commitment. Convert all debt to mortgage by any means necessary, can mortgage company take your wife into account? Always, always keep enough in your company for HMRC as they can fuck you up completely, you may be trading while insolvent. No magic bullet here. Should have tried to increase mortgage rather than charge to cards or other unsecured debt.

>>514862899
>be Britain 2026
>4 Nigerians with SIA licenses drag you out your house to fight Russia

>>514862454
I'm a 1990 kid, so was a child/teen throughout Blair/Brown, and life was largely pretty damn good in all honesty, even growing up in a not-affluent family or area.
But that could be rose-tinted glasses I suppose, but it was better than what kids today have in store for them

>>514862950
MFW when there's no deep claret red party to vote for

>>514862460

Even people who are born here need to be remigrated where there ancestral nation has Jus sanguinis, they will not be stateless if we take away their citizenship because of this.

>>514863042
You can stop paying gas/elctric for quite a long time without consequences

>>514863088
Just after a recession you were a teen in the greed is good era that never lasts, materialism is an illusion

>>514863088
he was terrible, and got us involved in wars we shouldn't have been in
>vote left-wing peace party
>get war
yeah it was a thing
but
shit was okay

we had a whole recession and tell you what people had more things to do then than they do now so like comparatively blair did okay
this is a fucking farce

>UK buys a bunch of tents for body storage in a mass fatality event
>France telling hospitals to be war ready

Something is happening. Next month may well be the month.

>>514863088
Same. Parents were slightly better off than most, but things like endless summers going out with your mates on bikes from 9am to 10pm, you can't buy stuff like that.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14393779/Labour-searches-Windrush-Commissioner-oversee-compo-scheme-immigration-scandal-victims-theyll-earn-equivalent-130k-year-working-three-days-week.html

I like how the government is paying a "Windrush Commissioner" 130k a year to work three days a week in a "job" that is basically deciding how much money to give BAMEs

>>514862595

Starmer is a legal robot who believes in "the rule of law" and the international rules based order, just as that order is about to completely expire (because multipolarism is the new future).

How he can reconcile this when his own intelligence chiefs have told him its now a multipolar world, explicitly, I do not know. I guess he knows nothing else other than to keep on that track.

Anyway it wont end well. I am old, in my 50s. I've seen a lot. Let me tell you... politicians are in a bubble, in politics, in westminster, in their party bubbles in general. They are not good at understanding when things change and a lot of changed in only a couple of decades. Things they think are true, and ways they think people will react... are not true now and are not how people will react now.

They will be confused and puzzled when nothing goes as they thought it would.

>>514863299
Their compensation should be a ticket back to Jamaica if they feel they're that hard done by being in the UK.
They got bought over here after the war, were given jobs, lived throughout the "booming" times, and are still impoverished Grenfell dwellers, who have raised a generation of machete wielding gangsters.
How about some personal fucking responsibility eh?

>>514863299
Survivors of.. ?

>>514863426
Such a simple answer, isn't it. If they feel hard done by, then leave for a country that will treat them better, a country that will give them more welfare and protect them more from the consequences of their own actions than we do.
Which country would that be?

I'm going to vote for whichever party colour is nearest to my ID colour in the next thread.

>>514863439

Survivors of accidentally being posted a letter telling them they're going to be deported, apparently this is a trauma that merits them being paid tens of thousands of pounds in taxpayers' money

>>514863500
only spastics vote

Are Ange is goneburger

>>514862595
https://youtu.be/7qI0xQSn8Y0

>Davos without hesitation

>taking car to garage
>set radio to Absolute 00s and turn off phone Bluetooth so nothing weird plays

>>514863646
>>514863646
new

>>514863600
3 pads just make me think of freakishly heavy periods.. and nausea

>>514863587
I actually like wearing my best political satire t-shirt and a blazer I got from tesco and turning up like I'm some kind of toryboy memelord and then voting like green party or whatever

I have this t-shirt which is a gadsden flag with the words "DON'T @ ME" underneath and when I turn up wearing that people just assume my vote does not matter
that's liberation right there

>>514863707
Don’t vote green it’s run by a Jew now

>>514854640
>Extension
>Vanity project
Why are people so stupid

>>514863759
basically the only party that isn't is the conservatives and SNP my guy

>>514863707
I wonder how often whole boxes of votes get thrown out because one bloke wipes his arse with his ballot and sticks it in the box before anyone catches a whiff.
Then later in the night...

>>514863902
look we all do a little trolling
a penis drawn on a ballot paper is one thing
don't do that though

look the people who count those things are usually nice churchy types don't do that to them you fucking sociopaths jesus

>>514863308
>Starmer is a legal robot who believes in "the rule of law" and the international rules based order,
Apart from paying rentboys their dues

>>514863977
I didn't say I would do it. My arse is clean. There wouldn't be anything on the paper.

>>514864376
everyone's arse is always clean until it isn't