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Anonymous (ID: vLMYisKo) Czech Republic No.514858678 >>514859024 >>514859247 >>514859368 >>514859644 >>514860348 >>514861038 >>514861762
Sam Hyde
> I was only nine years old.
> I loved Sam Hyde so much, I had all the HYDEFORCE merch and MDE bootlegs.
> I'd pray to Sam Hyde every night before I go to bed, thanking him for the paradigm shifts in my life.
> "Sam Hyde is love," I would say, "Sam Hyde is life."
> My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Sam Hyde.
> I called him a normie cunt.
> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
> I'm crying now and my face hurts.
> I lay in bed and it's really cold.
> A chaotic energy is moving towards me. I feel something touch me.
> It's Sam Hyde.
> I'm so happy.
> He whispers in my ear, "This is my Fishtank."
> He grabs me with his powerful Candyman fists, and puts me on my hands and knees.
> I spread my ass-cheeks for Sam Hyde.
> He penetrates my butthole.
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Sam.
> I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.
> I push against his force.
> I want to please Sam.
> He roars a mighty laugh, as he fills my butt with his love.
> My dad walks in.
> Sam looks him straight in the eye and says, "He won't keep get away with it anymore"
> Sam leaves through my window.
> Sam Hyde is love.
> Sam Hyde is life.
Anonymous (ID: BEU/dZ+7) United States No.514858744
It’s time for bed kiddo, that’s enough internet for today,
Anonymous (ID: dQhqgNIi) United States No.514858914
It's all ogre now
Anonymous (ID: cmHRVZ1o) United States No.514859024
>>514858678 (OP)
Which AI is this?
Anonymous (ID: Rvl901oo) United States No.514859247 >>514859385 >>514859418 >>514860676
>>514858678 (OP)

>Sam: "Im the master of trolling bro. No one can understand my level of meta irony! I'm unstoppable!"
>"Heh, make a Gorilla nest."
>Sam: "F-FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"
I can never look at Sam the same again, everything they said about Sam "exposing him" was true.
Anonymous (ID: KhrrDaDx) United States No.514859368
>>514858678 (OP)
Keep younger people away from that type.
Anonymous (ID: KhrrDaDx) United States No.514859385 >>514859460
>>514859247
that is gay
Anonymous (ID: KhrrDaDx) United States No.514859418
>>514859247
that guy next to Sam, thinking that some homosexual stuff
Anonymous (ID: c8oybDkN) United States No.514859459
This is my swamp
Anonymous (ID: Rvl901oo) United States No.514859460 >>514860114
>>514859385
Sam projects his own faggotry in everything he does.
Anonymous (ID: XXX+EuGe) United States No.514859509 >>514859583
wtf? I hate Sam Hyde now!
Anonymous (ID: Rvl901oo) United States No.514859583
>>514859509
Anonymous (ID: KhrrDaDx) United States No.514859644
>>514858678 (OP)
Sam, there will be vengeance, against your doings.
Anonymous (ID: vLMYisKo) Czech Republic No.514860114
>>514859460
I actually chuckled. How did Charls accept to be humiliated like this?
Anonymous (ID: cmHRVZ1o) United States No.514860348 >>514860981
>>514858678 (OP)
Hyde has fallen so far since his masterwork presentation at Rutgers.
Will he ever recapture the warrior spirit?
Anonymous (ID: zVn1FOEV) United States No.514860676
>>514859247
>Epstein Island look
I knew it but don't care at this point. Goyim eat kosher food and will die for pedophiles.
Anonymous (ID: Rvl901oo) United States No.514860981
>>514860348
No he will retire in disgrace.
Anonymous (ID: uGW/5Icv) Poland No.514861038
>>514858678 (OP)
Finally! A good transcription of a Czech national anthem!
Anonymous (ID: vPcQONzl) Spain No.514861762
>>514858678 (OP)
This is /pol/, not /youtube/.

Buy an ad.
Anonymous (ID: eKdHhpCo) Thailand No.514862847
Make the Gorilla Nest, Sam, and then we'll forgive you
Anonymous (ID: Rvl901oo) United States No.514863488
Sam is the type of guy that if they made a right-wing celebrity jeopardy he'd be "that guy" sitting there with a negative score.