Thread 514860199

Alex was killed and replaced by an increasingly erratic clone and no one cares

>>514860199 (OP)
did he ever find his y2k nukes?

I have said the same thing about Thomas Massie.

When they killed his wife ™, they also had Thomas Massie killed.

They couldn't let the only unfathomably based politician live. It's obviously not the same gigabased Thomas Massie anymore. Just a clone.

>>514860199 (OP)
why is there a dent on his head?

>>514862053
he looks puffy

>>514860199 (OP)
Alex is not even his real name

>>514862053
Getting picked up by the claw from the clone tank

>>514860199 (OP)
>OH MY GOD GUYS ALEX JONES WAS BODY SNATCHED!
No, he was sued into the ground by the united states government and somebody gave him a way to make it all go away and he became a puppet.

After years of larping that he had the Illuminati in his sights and fighting the good fight, he ran into the actual masked men and they showed him exactly how this is going to go from now on.

He made a deal, and now we wait for him to die in some weird car crash.

>used to be against the police state
loves it now.

>>514860199 (OP)
>Alrx Jones
Bill Hicks you mean. If we want to be honest with ourselves.

>>514860199 (OP)
Yeah he’s always been controlled op but there’s def something else up with him rn. He legit looks like a completely different person. I mean I get he had to get healthy but he looks like a fucking burn victim in some videos. He’s either been replaced with a closely resembling double or he’s done something probably fucked up with his body for some reason. But those are just my thoughts.

>>514861862
Jew

>>514860199 (OP)
Alex Jones is Bill Hicks

>>514860199 (OP)
>no one cares
Yeah I really don't. Field Officer Jones can fuck off forever.

He just lost fat. You can lose fat too bro just eat less.

>>514860199 (OP)

Cloning technology has only existed since the 1990's, nobody in their 40's or older has been replaced by a clone.

>>514860199 (OP)
How deep does the fuckery go with all this illuminati bull shit even Alex was a part of it this whole time.

>>514862125
>you've given
i didn't do shit gaslighting faggot i was born into this prison

>>514860199 (OP)
Alex Jones was a globohomo puppet from the very beginning and his whole life's work is based on the globohomo earth model and mysteries.
Inter-dimensional space demons don't exist. Aliens don't exist.

>>514862094
looks like a cabbage patch doll that got stepped on

>>514864048
try the new BLOATMAXX

>No one cares

Correct

>>514862218
He's not different than he's ever been but his grift doesnt work as good anymore because the average ticktocker knows more about conspiracy theories than ever before and they dont fall for jones' jew loving bullshit

His grift was to blame everything in the world on anything but the jews but the cat is out of the bag and its over for him. He cant criticize the jews now but it means nothing. Its a desperate attempt to keep an audience. He was dragged into the jewish question kicking and screaming the entire time for years he doesnt get credit for finally coming around when he's about to lose it all

>>514860199 (OP)
Remember when /pol/ used to meme him ironicaly? This board really needs some bone broth

The dust has been settled. What is one topic that jones blew the lid off of that is relevant at all? The bohemian grove shit is useless. He was an op

>>514860199 (OP)
it's not even the first time he's been replaced

>>514862053
Hes taking testosterone and growth hormone.

>>514864742
I cant stand dr israel he is a sick fuck

>>514860199 (OP)
ELON Musk Replaced Alex with one of his androids

I've been saying this for months

Rip alex