Thread 514860205

A "Joy" attack has been carried out in Bali by the Russian spiritual group "Энepгeтичecкий Coюз" (energy union).

7 members of the group who believe in crystal healing, chakras, the martian hypothesis, yoga, etc. went into a bali coffee shop and used their Tibetan singing bowls to "kill" 35 patrons and give them a new life and new birth of their spirit.

While they are not dead in the traditional sense, in the spiritual sense every new awakening leaves behind it a death of ignorance. All 35 were reportedly happy to see the chanting of Hare Krishna, dancing, and use of tibetan bowls and crystals. The Russian group says they want to do more "Joy Attacks" in Bali to spread spiritual truths.

That sounds like something you’ve written in a satirical or fictional style—there are no credible reports of a “Joy Attack” in Bali by a Russian group called Энepгeтичecкий Coюз (Energy Union).

The way it’s framed—“attack” but actually meaning a spiritual performance where participants are “reborn” through chanting, crystals, bowls, etc.—reads more like a parody of news language applied to a wellness/spiritual subculture.

To break it down:

Russian New Age groups do exist, and some are into crystals, chakras, “Martian origins,” and esoteric healing.

Tibetan singing bowls and Hare Krishna chanting are often mixed into these hybrid practices, especially in expat communities in Bali, which is a hub for alternative spirituality.

The term “Joy Attack” looks invented to poke fun at how sensational news about cults or extremist groups usually sounds.

So—what you’ve written works well as a kind of darkly comic or satirical piece: instead of terror or violence, the “attack” is an overwhelming wave of spirituality, joy, and “death of ignorance.”

>>514861351
Thanks, ChatGPT.

OP is still a faggot, though, and so am I for posting in this gay thread.

>>514860205 (OP)
Nice milkers

>>514861587
I noticed them too

>>514860205 (OP)
This schizo larp has it all. Good work Anon!

>>514861866
Bali bombing hoax and false flag which one ltrw and Victor osteoeveksy much you are bunch of inbred jewt sqtnic bots and anti christ supid pieces of shit not a positive a fuckign low intel negat8ve q 11111111

>>514860205 (OP)
There's only one way to deal with Joy attacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3GGKF6CsjY